>check Steam sales
>see this
What does Gaben mean by this?
>>342846527
exercise is good for you, and swimming trains your whole body and is fun.
He means ironic weebs will buy literal shit if it has animu artstyle.
>>342846527
I actually masturbated quite a few times to Sakura Swim Club.
Got one really sweet anal scene out of it, and a little bit of /u/.
Is it possible to get the girls to do any more than kiss though?
The game was over so fast I barely got to explore.
he wants to trick you into buying it so that you'll discover that you bought the censored version
>>342847412
I thought pornos weren't allowed on steam.
>Give a cheap, trashy game an anime like artstyle
>Weeb autists eat it up
It's pretty simple. That's why Steam has a lot of garbage VN's nowadays.
>>342847675
Western art will never be as fappable as smut japanese drawn porn. They perfected how porn should be drawn. Sorry you don't like it because hating on anime is a meme.
>>342847547
The game comes with a nude patch you can download. As most hentai games on Steam do.
Slipping a thick cock into the brunets asshole as she cried practically made it worth it in itself for me.
>>342847874
what's the point of doing that if there's free porn on the internet? All you do in the visual novels is click "next" until sex shows up.
What is it about breasts that you guys find attractive? They just look like balloons
Its just not a good game. I have it. It is really super simple and predictable story. The free uncensored patch doesn't make it remotely worth it. There aren't that many choices.
I've heard that there are plenty of adult hentai games with actual branching stories and pathways that are legit. This is nowhere near legit. Ignore this game.
>>342848083
Porn artists won't draw everything for free.
And if this shitty game is cheap, who cares?
> All you do in the visual novels is click "next" until sex shows up.
It creates context, see. Sometimes it's hotter to know the characters and then see they fucking than just going straight to sex.
>>342848083
Well yes and no. It's fun to pretend you ARE the protagonist. You envy him for finding himself in such a great situation, where two sexy girls want his dick, and you self-insert.
The girls have traces of personality which you get to explore a little, and that makes the sex all the better.
>>342848242
Simian males all have a common sexual fixation on the ass, every monkey and ape does, a swollen ass is a sign of heat and fertility.
Humans are apes, but we evolved bipedalism and missionary sex, something entirely unique among apes.
As a result, fat build up on the chest that resembles an ass became selected for. It's a hypothesis though because you can't really prove evolutionary psychology.
>>342848242
What about cocks are attractive to you? They're just a pointy rod. Why do you want to suck it when you see one?
>>342848242
They're big, warm and soft. It's not so much about what they look like, as what they feel like.
They're smooth, slippery forbidden fruit a lady hands out to only a select few.
>>342847851
I like how defensive you got even tho I didn't say anything about hating Japanese art in general. Sorry that you wasted money on a shit "game", though.
>>342848242
They feel like bags of sand.
>>342846527
because everyone likes anime tiddies
>>342848527
yeah, I read prison school too
>>342848654
>Implying I spent any money on this
I don't even have steam.
The Sakura series is literally bottom-of-the-barrel weeb trash.
>>342848743
Can it really be "le weeb xD" if it's not even made by japanese people?
>>342846527
Idk what it is about Sakura stuff, I know they all have sameface but it still looks so appealing.
>how to confirm if the game is shit
>indie tag
>>342847851
fuck I read smug japanese drawn porn and I almost agreed with you
>>342848242
pedo detected
>>342848829
Because it looks soft?
The color palette is pleasant?big fucking tits?
>>342848828
he need to meet his daily buzzword quota
>>342848606
>forbidden fruit a lady hands out to only a select few.
>to only a select few.
Not in 20XX. Thanks, Liberals.
>>342848715
It's not like the author made it up, he used it as a joke to convince the character that he was an ass man.
>>342848828
>Can it really be "le weeb xD" if it's not even made by japanese people?
That's exactly what weeb means.
It's actually pretty boring. Tries to make you sympathetic for the characters but it's not very convincing.
The CGs are alright though I guess.
I've also tried the dungeon crawler they made. If you like monster girls and don't mind barebones generic crawlers it's sort of fun.
>>342848959
Probably the first two. I don't really care about the tits as long as the faces are attractive.
>>342846527
you could have prevented this
>>342848828
Weeaboos are by definition westerners attempting to imitate the Japanese
Therefore weebgames would be western video games attempting to imitate nip video games.
Of course the definition of weeb has been diluted by many to mean "related to Japan" so who the fuck knows
>>342849107
And it works everytime.
The power of lust is truly something to behold.
Shitty titty games sell. Seriously, have anime titties in a game, price it cheaply and people will buy it ironically.
I fucking hate Sakura series, now whenever somebody releases halfway decent visual novel on Steam you'll have people crying on forums about how expensive it is.
No shit, usually these are more expensive than ten dollars, and have more than four hours worth of content. But you'd be hard pressed to convince Steam crowd that Sakura games are not the standard for visual novels.
>>342849212
Demon Master Chris is better, and that's earlier game that had same artist.
>>342848828
Have we really reached this situation? Does weeb now unironically mean "anything from Japan"?
>>342850040
To most of /v/, apparently so.
>>342850040
> Does weeb now unironically mean "anything from Japan"?
It's been that for a while now since "weeb" hit the mainstream. Actually, it's not even anything from japan anymore, it's "anything slightly japanese inspired"
>>342850040
>now
hownew.ru
>>342850331
Even few months ago people were saying back to people who called Neptunia weeb about how they were using the term wrong.
But I suppose that just shows that at that point the new meaning had already started to become norm.
The evolution isn't actually that surprising. Imagine that people were calling classic weeaboo games weeb, and people who had no idea of their origin figured that it was just about the looks, and there's easily more people who have no idea which is actually from Japan and which is not. That'd easily cause the meaning to transform.
So if Sakura games are bad, what are actually good visual novels available on Steam?
>>342846527
At least it seem to have better gameplay than Witcher 3...
>>342850963
Clannad
Steins;Gate.
2 totally different genres, 2 very good VNs. inb4 mainstream garbage, muh obscure jap only game is much better
>>342850040
>People make assumptions without actually looking into things that are in the mainstream
everyone takes things at face value and will believe it because they're too lazy to find the truth and knowledge. Since everyone else does it, so will they.
>>342851148
but does it have porn in it?
cheap tits m8 innit
could av a ROIGHT cheeky wank to that desu
>Same faces
>Artist's lighting makes them look like they have tit zits
Why do artists do this shit and why do people pay for this shit?
>>342851314
No.
>anime trash
>>342851148
Steins;Gate isn't on Steam. Good choice though.
But to answer original question, here's some nice stuff.
eden
Gahkthun
Fata Morgana
Grisaia
Muv Luv
Next few are more subjective, worth it if you're interested in subject matter.
Kindred Spirits, if you like yuri
Ozmafia, if you want to be a girl romancing bunch of guys
Higurashi if you haven't been spoiled yet
Princess Evangeline if you want generic moe-romance comedy, and can't buy the proper 18+ version
>>342851314
If you want porn, you're better off buying visual novels from places other than Steam.
>>342851491
then I'd rather read a book if I can't fap to it
>>342851487
>Why do artists do this shit
It requires less effort
>and why do people pay for this shit?
Because the power of dick is stronger that the power of brain.
>>342851779
But those VNs have a nice story. And S:;G has a nice art. You'd be missng out.
>Nobody recommended Romanesque
Well fuck you too
>Yume Miru Kusuri A Drug That Makes You Dream
The only VN you'll ever need.
>>342851783
But there are much better games for the dick, 2D and 3D ones.
>>342852346
>>Yume Miru Kusuri Yume Miru Kusuri
Wow what a weird title.
>>342852346
>bullying simulator with pitiable victim
>>342852125
Romanesque is kind of missing gem, along with Aselia.
There was no proper noise about it being made available, probably because it had very nice boxed release way before coming to Steam. So it really slid under radar for most people.
It's a shame, because for amount of content it has, it has probably one of the best discounts as far as visual novels go.
>>342852346
YMK is one of the most entry-level visual novels with both porn and plot. Which isn't a bad thing, back when it was translated there wasn't much else like it, but now it's nothing special aside from being a nice story.
The translation sucks ass, though. Editing is good, but translator later admitted to making up many of the lines, especially unvoiced ones. No wonder, since it was written by Romeo.
>>342852424
It makes sense in the story.
>>342852346
>Sister route is teased but nothing comes of it
It's shit
>>342853061
A common strategy in many eroge
>tease one or two girls in main story
>release fandisc with new routes if sales are high enough
>>342847851
Western an Easter art is in the trashcan my man
If you play one Sakura game, you might like it, sure.
But play another one and it's exactly the same shit. If you play one you've played them all basically.
And they're all complete wastes of time. There are much better VNs/Nukige out there. The art style is pretty good but they can only draw one kind of girl.
>>342852365
Fucking google is complete shit for sauce now.
Sakura Dungeon is actually worth it for the gameplay if you like drpg's
>>342853549
Nobleman's RetortThey probably got enough from the cropped porn search querrys.
>>342853549
How did this even happen?
It was fine like a month or two ago.
Now it's total garbage.
It's even shit at finding non-porn.
>>342853884
Probably got futzed by an intern?
>>342853972
I can only hope it gets fixed either way.
>>342851779
But S:;G has a cute trap
>>342855010
>S:;G
You what
