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The witcher started moralfagging so I had to kill her. Was this
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The witcher started moralfagging so I had to kill her.

Was this the right thing to do?
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corn necklace
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>kill her
I'll never understand this.
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>the Witcher

No, you did. All you had to do was tell her going to Radovid was a bad idea. Now you'll have one less ally to defend Kaer Morhen later in the game.

Can we all agree Philipa is best sorceress
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Ok, looks like this is what happened otherwise.
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>>342846712
That path was chosen before that bro.
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>>342846712
And the cutest!
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any Idea why mages are infertile? I'm guessing Witcher's are infertile because of the whole mutagen thing, but why mages?
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>>342846289

>get cucked by rotting teeth Lambert if you choose her

lame
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Do I need to play 1 and 2 to play 3? I want to play 3 because it seems like a great RPG but I've tried 1 and the combat is TERRIBLE.
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>>342847139
play 2, it only took me 15 hours to beat and it was good fun
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>>342847068
>implying Lambert isn't just getting Geralt's sloppy seconds

only thing that crybaby bitch deserves.
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>>342847068
>Not being satisfied with Lambert getting your sloppy seconds
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>>342846289
No
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>>342847139
Just read the story online then.
Playing 1 is kind of needed to play 3, but 2 you can skip, you just won't recognise some characters.
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>>342846712
>taunts you throughout the game about how she will kill Yennefer if she doesn't step down as Ciri's advisor
>can't do shit about it
Her voice is shit as well
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>>342846289

if you really want her to die so badly then let her go to Radovid because he has her impaled through the cunt and out the mouth, alive.
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>>342847391
Never happened to me

>unironically choosing Empress Ciri ending

lmao
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>>342847047
It was mentioned in books. Some higher mages make young sorceresses infertile for reasons
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>>342847446
watching philipa kill radovid gave me a boner
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>>342847391
Why do you even care abou Yen? This Witch is 10 times hotter. In fact all the girl you fuck are hotter than Yen and Triss. I dunno why people care so mujch about these two.
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>>342847309
A more wrong post couldn't have been made by even a literal down's syndrome retard.
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>>342846820
how does this even happen
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>>342846820
This is horrible.
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>>342847592
Let her go to Radovid with the papers
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>>342847693
The game looks so shit on Nvidia cards.
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>>342847592
Letting her go to Radovid of course
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>>342847592
You let her go to Radovid with the cure instead of telling her it's a bad idea.
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>>342847446
Any pictures? Just to check if it's true haha.
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>>342846820
Is the Witcher 3 the most blatantly misogynistic game of all time?
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>>342847592
the spike goes up her ass
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>>342847818
Already in this thread, spic.
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>>342847818
>>342846820
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>>342847585
You take that back you motherfucker
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>>342846289
You just made Lambert die a virgin.
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>>342847759
>game looks like shit
>I-IT'S NVIJA CADS GUIS I SWAR
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>>342847756
>>342847776
>>342847779

doesn't she know that Radovid doesn't forget nor forgive
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>>342847982
She thinks giving him the papers to cure an illness will let her slide. Dumb bitch.
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>>342847865
What's misgnoistic about executing a sorceress?
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>>342847865
Clearly.
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Can we all agree the best characters in the game were the various Rock Trolls.
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>>342847971

Nah, he already fucked triss, Even vesehmir fucked triss
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>>342848170
No, its Broltan Chivay everyday
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>>342848185
Even the Baron and Johnny fucked Triss i bet
What a slut
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>>342847865

Yes, and we love him for it.
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>>342847956
This girl is better than both of them. The best girl is the girl from the gwent tournament.
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>>342847980
No, I'm being serious. Nvidia cards run the game better but you can clearly see why. Pic, for instance is a random interior shot from a R9 card.

Sec and I'll post another interior shot from a GTX card.
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>>342846712
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Yennefer is the only decent girl in the game Geralt can fuck
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>>342847980
And this is an interior shot from a 970 - with higher settings, mind you.
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>>342848404
>liking tumblr the witcher more than Yen
Tsundere is love
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>>342848404
>tfw couldn't bang Cerys

A shame, best girl is best Gwent card.
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>>342848593
i mean the witcher girl fuck
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>>342848581
Its not the same area, or even remotely the same. Much bigger, more NPCs, more light sources, etc.
Terrible comparison.
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Post >yfw the first time you got here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6rTELdJEbU
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>>342848689
Eskel pls
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>>342848689
Go fuck the one in 2 Eskel
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>>342848719
If I could swap cards quickly enough to take the same screen shots, I would, but you're going to have to just trust me in this case. For whatever bizarre reason, Nvida cards to do give the same interior detail that AMD cards do and really bugged the shit out of me. Another random screen from the R9.
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>>342846820
>>342846289
>this is considered good writing by video game standards
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Who here /lolisofskellige/?
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>>342849021
Jesus Christ, reduce your UI size, anon.
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>>342849051
Protip:

She did a bad thing.
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>>342849015
>CDPR bothers to put Shani in the game and make her best girl, vastly superior to Yen or Triss
>Can't stay with her despite Geralt being able to settle down after his fight with the Wild Hunt depending on your choices

fuck off
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>>342848689
Hey Faggots,
My name is Eskel, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Succubus pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on art museums.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Witcher team, and starter on my Gwent Deck. What battles do you fight, other than “jack off to naked drowners”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>342848778
Before The Witcher 3 and Dragon Age 3 came out, I was reposting one DA3 concept art image of a castle in the mountain with a TW3 filename, and people were defending how great it looks. Then someone would say its actually DA3, and everyone would turn around and say its actually shit, it has all these problems, etc.

This Kaer Trolde shot looks like it, and reminds me that /v/ is full of drones who base their opinions on brand and franchise loyalty.

Also the soundtrack for the island was worse than the continent, by far. And the best track is Caranthir's fight theme. Got chills when it started.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEFAMMq5S0k
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>>342849227
>be witch
>get impaled
In world of Witchers Radovids are Hitlers.
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>>342849334
Do you think the succubus gave him a fisstech blowjob like Geralt told that one TW1 prison guard?
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>>342847592
You let her be a retard.
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>>342849470
And doing business with those Hitlers is bad.
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>>342849530
Yea, Eskel is a party animal
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>>342848407
Come on, find a comparison where it's the same place, camera angle, and max graphical settings
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>>342849330
>thinks Shani will settle down with a single man

She is the army's comfort girl, not even Geralt can keep her satisfied by his own lonesome.
Maybe if Vlodi would've remained in control of his body, that guy was smooth.
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ELF'D
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>>342849021
meant to say they don't give the same interior detail.
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I swear to God that Herbalist chick with the perfect ass is there in purpose. She was placed in game, in that position to taunt us.
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>>342849884
Thats a lot of cottage cheese.
Geralt is more of the skinny vampire bony lass with a body ass type.
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>>342849884
Now thats a job for Eskel
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>>342849884
CDPR just blue ball'd everyone in Witcher 3 knowing they were forcing you down this two cunt love triangle.
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>>342850003

So Dethmold, basically?
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>>342849884
>parler
I just vomited in my mouth.
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>>342848407
Those are different areas.
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Running the witcher 3 at solids 18-22 fps here, anons. Feels good to be part of the master race.
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>>342846820
DELET THIS
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>>342846382
it's amber
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>>342850272
Man, Shani must feel like shit for missing out on that cossack rogue after their amazing date.
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>>342846820
Her voice reminds me of pic related.
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>tell her taking super AIDS to a lunatic is a bad idea
>tell her she should just burn it
>wow geralt youre such a dick, if you want to stop me kill me
>tell her to step the fuck down
>its treason then
fucking hell. How does it feel that the last sensation you felt as I tore you apart was the cum I just shot in you
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>>342849015
>>342850272

There needs to be more SFM videos with Shani. So far there is only one "full length" video that isn't just a montage of clips on loop.
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>You never see Ciri's tits in game
>Not even in the bathhouse
Feels bad.
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>>342849751
I would if I could but the Nvidia was completely maxed. The R9 was not. Still the Nvidia card made the game look like cartoony shit in interior situations. This was something not present with the R9, despite the lower settings.
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Radovid did nothing wrong
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>>342846820
this actually got me pretty hard desu, just imagine the stake going inside her asshole.
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>>342850531
Ciri is for daughterfu!
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>>342850531
Dude, she's like, your daughter. Would you really want to see your barely legal hot teen naked?
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>>342846712
>can kill radovid
>can kill dijkstra
>can't kill fuckin philippa who deserves a death more than radovid himself
I'm mad.
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>>342850064
But that's not a goat
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>>342850432
DA3 Morrigan looks fucking awful
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>you will never tame the swordfighter embassy girl with your dick
why even live
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>>342850531
Oddly enough - and I tried to avoid this - you can see her snatch if you choose the towels option.
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>TFW the only loli with porn is Ciri
>Loli Ciri looks like complete anus
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>>342850718
Just give him some vodka and some fisstech
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>>342850634
>not teaching your daughter how to make love properly
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>>342850634

That's his point though, I'm sure.

Anon, Geralt is Ciri's Papa. He needs to hold her hand and deflower her gently before some skelliger neck-beard does.
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>>342849021
no visual difference between amd and nvidia for the same settings.
some claimed a color difference in the past, but it all comes down to how it's calibrated in the nvidia panel/crymson/catalyst.
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>>342850789
All the kid models looked like shit. It's like they just shrunk the dwarf models and put kid heads on them
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>>342850749
How to spot the homosex
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>>342850531
play on pc with mods
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>>342846289
You can save her and send her to Kaer Morhen, idiot.
She's not the only one who
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>>342850432
My original video game crush.
I've had vidya as basically the main event in my life since 1997, but it was Origins appearing in that exact RPG drought, and Morrigan appearing in that exact moment in my personal life that got me introduced to the fine and subtle discipline of jerking off to video game characters and dreaming they were real, or you'd live in their world, with them.

Those "sex scenes" were fucking horrible though, a cut to black would've been much preferable.
Even TW3, even though its tens of times better, is bad at it. Camera zooming into flawed models clipping into each other while unsynched moans are heard is not preferable to a more tasteful fade to darkness and then a shot of him dressing up while she lays in bed or something.
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>>342850853
There's something awfully disturbing about the fact that some people out there actually think this way about their children.
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>>342850891
I really liked Iris, she was too good for Olgeird.
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>>342847865
Misogyny would imply hatred of women specifically. In the world of the Witcher everyone suffers just the same, male, female, natural or supernatural.
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>>342849015
Yeah, she was the best love interest in the game. Her sex scene was also the best. HoS rocked.
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>>342850451
She needs to seriously get some BBC, I keep paying SFM artists to make it and it costs to much
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>>342847047
It's a byproduct of magic. It essentially makes the ovaries atrophy. What happens to wizards hasn't been explained cause Sapkowski doesn't give two shits about wizards.
Though >>342847512 is partially correct. Not every mage ends up infertile, but nearly every child of a mage became an unstable source, so Tissaia (Yennefer's ancient and powerful mentor) talked the rest of the mages into sterilizing every new apprentice.
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>>342850531
Literally the first mod ever released for TW3. Goes to show how bad the community is. Hurrr durrr more tits, fuck fixing the UI, CDPR can do it themselves after a year and a half.
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>>342850634
>implying it isnt a father's job to fuck his daughter when she turns 16
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>>342850920
I'm sorry you have shit taste family. Enjoy your disgusting tranny.
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>>342846289
>"""people""" who fuck up best girl's arc

Why are you so bad at video games?
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>>342851002
Depending on how powerful our Moonboy Spoonman was, you can argue this wasn't the real Isis, but some shadow created for him.
Or at least some guy was arguing this in a past Witcher thread on /v/.
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>>342850531

But Anon, why did you need Ciri's tits? CD Projekt Red were benevolent enough to give us this instead. They are kind masters.
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>>342850895
Say what you need to in order to make yourself feel more comfortable with Nvidia, but I experienced everything first hand while I was still way into playing the game.
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>>342847047
Mages are also made via genetic manipulation. This is also what supposedly makes them inhumanly beautiful.

Source: Books, I don't think the game maintained inhuman beauty for the male mages for whatever reason.
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>>342851124
They removed the tranny design, anon. In the end they're both the same person and you're hurting the same Morrigan with these horrible words.
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>>342850597
You had to be right didn't you?
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>>342851039
kill yourself degenerate
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>have to choose between djikstra and thaler
uninstalled this piece of shit, djikstra would never do something so stupid
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>>342846289
nice job killing your bro asshole
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>>342851157
>best girl's arc

You mean she-Dandelion getting the Eastern Europe whore treatment of acid to the face?
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>>342851149
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>>342851157
>implying I didn't sick Mad Rad on her on purpose
>implying I didn't try to get as many sorceresses killed as possible
Something about the sorceresses in the Witcher world I just can't stand. They're so manipulative
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>>342851330
You sick bastard.
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>>342851330
You fucking pedophile incest redneck fucker, this isn't what her rock tight body was meant for.
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>>342851327
>acid to the face
>Eastern Europe whore treatment
You just went full retard.
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>>342850693
>Would you really want to see your barely legal hot teen naked?
i've seen my barely legal hot teen naked. her mother had a much better body her age.
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>>342850938
You can't if you chose to fuck her.
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>>342851361
>you will never be an anti-mage witcher armored in dimeritium and funded by the Rad King, Emperor of the United Northern Realms
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>>342851563
Why not?
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>>342851563
I sent her to Kaer Morhen after fucking her.
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>>342850891
Hey, in my playthrough there was no such picture. Wtf anon?
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>>342851441
Most common and India and Bangladesh apparently, about one per day on average in bad years.
Still though, in Europe they happen in the east, and you don't see them in Germany or France for example.
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>>342851672
If you don't take the flower from her, you decide to take that picture of her instead.
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>>342851672

Did you take the Rose? If you let her keep the Rose you get that painting instead.
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>>342851124
You are genuinely fucking autistic bruh
Morrigan in DA3 is so perfect you dont even need to mod her, unlike Origins
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>>342851672
You can only see it if you fuck the tranny from Novigrad.
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>>342850909
Thats beacause she actually looks like a kid and not like one of your hentai loli shit.
Kill yourself, pedo fag.
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>>342851436
I only went there once to see that cutscene since i always picked the option to fuck off to Imlerith right away
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>>342851816
Actual real children dressed like Ciri look like my hentai loli shit. Her model is inhuman.
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>>342846289
I played this conversation 3 different ways and somehow still had to kill her. Didn't realize until later down the road that it was unnecessary.
>can't believe we fucked
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>>342852040
That's what people call the 'uncanny valley'. It's not like it's some fuckup unique to ciri's model.
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>>342851772
>>342851775

Yeah, I took the rose. Did I do wrong?
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>>342851149
>ever going back to emhyr with ciri
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>>342846289
Can I befriend her without fucking her? I want to save my dick for Yen
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>>342852151
Not really.
I mean, if you don't take it, she will remain being tortured for the rest of her ''life''.
By taking it, you help her move on.
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>>342852220
you can fuck her without consequences
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A dead sorceress is a good sorceress imho desu senpai
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>>342852386
I don't care, i want to be pure for Yen.
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>>342852220
Nothing happens with Yen unless you bang Triss.
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>>342846820
sh-she was already dead when they impaled her like this right? RIGHT?
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>>342852149
I wonder how much fears of pedophilia affect modeling child characters.
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>>342846289
>she uses Geralt to get stuff for her
>fuck her
>she tries to leave with the thing
>tell her its a bad idea
>she gives zero fucks about my advice
>gets impaled

Serves her right desu senpai.

>>342850749
>>342851124
>DA3 Morrigan looks fucking awful

You are so wrong its not even funny.
She is perfect.
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>>342846820
thanks for reminding me if picked good because i didn't get this result
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>>342852452
Too late, Geralt fucked up in the books already. Yen fucked up as well.

I mean, they both fucked. Not each other. Often.
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>>342852452
Then yes, you just have to tell her to fuck off when she asks you to bang.
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>>342851713
You see a lot more of them in France and Germany than in Eastern Europe.
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>>342852149
Mah, its bad craftmanship.
Her model is too pudgy, looks like what a dwarven child would be.
Her skeleton and animations try to emulate the combat stance of witchers, all springy and cat like, as if they can explode forward any moment, and arrogant the idle stance.
Except it doesn't work with a pudgy oversized baby.

I get what they were after, but they failed. She does not look like a schoolgirl witcher, she just looks like a halfling who drank too much coffee.
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>all these people waifugfaging over Triss and Yennefer
Fuck bitches
Kill monsters
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>>342852579
Did we all take a screenshot in this exact moment?

>Wolven armor
Good taste pham.
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>>342847759
That's because the person who captured this screenshot had blur on.
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>sucky sucky 20 coins widcha

For some reason printscreen freezes the game
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Did you bone her first though?
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>>342852825
>print screen
Retard, use MSI Afterburner or Steam for the screenshots.

>>342852845
You can save her whether you bang her or not.
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>>342852728
>Did we all take a screenshot in this exact moment?

Its like the ladybug syndrome of TW2.
Anyway, I've watched Basic Instinct enough to run for the screenshot key the moment I see her crossing her legs and giving that look.
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>>342852686
Maybe because they didn't want to see rule 34 applied to her child model? That's a good choice imo.
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>>342852579
>>342852728
The fucking Armor in Witcher looks so fucking awful, do devs browse /fa/ ?
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>>342846820
I fucking warned her.
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>>342852463
Then what's the point?
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>>342852935
Or maybe you should stop making up ever more elaborate excuses for shoddy work.
If they tried as hard to make her child model good as you are trying to excuse it being bad, it would've been amazing.
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>>342852941
>Wolf Armour
>awful
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fucking cucks itt

if you didn't fuck every available girl in the game you are a disgrace to the witcher name
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>>342852728

looks like emma watson there
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>>342852686
Literally looks like Geralt in this picture.
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>>342849334
This pasta is so ancient, it was recorded in that memewall in pompeii
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>>342852941
How come being a pleb isn't a ban offense?
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>>342853102
Yeah, looks like Geralt, except resized using MS Paint, and without keeping the height-width ratio. Thats why its bad.
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>>342853048
man, I wish it's grandmaster set bonuses weren't so lame and boring.
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>All these Witcher screenshots that I bet everyone on PC plays at 144Hz/1440

I can't WAIT to get the fuck out of the ARMY and finally build a PC and have time to spent on actually a hobby
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>>342848163
WUT
Who is this chick? I thought I fucked everyone in this game
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>>342853063
>waaaah why did my wife not live me when i beat her up, went to kill foreigners a thousand miles away, came home to kill her friend and beat her up some more, and beat her up again?
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>>342852463
I think the whole point to have a long, excruciating death.
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>>342853346
Dont say that anon, you are basically begging to get allah'd this week.
When about to retire, you should keep quiet, and not tell anyone about it. Havent you watched any movies?
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Hey guys I started the game yesterday and made it to Velen. I visited all the ? In the previous area and finished all the quests except the Witcher Gear one. I'm level 3 with 7 skill points.

What the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm getting raped by lvl 7-15 enemies, what the fuck.
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>>342853348
One of the hookers at the brothel near the docks I believe.
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What the fuck was wrong with Ciri?
Why did she force me to bang her?
Slut.
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>>342853452
And never under any circumstance, show anyone a picture of your sweetheart/mother/dog/computer/favourite bar
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>>342850941
>going to the temple to find the Urn of Sacred Ashes
>stripping everyone naked for the last part of the gauntlet

I was never the same again
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>>342853479
Follow the main quest and ignore side stuff for awhile, you get shit tons of exp just from that.
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>>342853479
Use a lot of quen and roll
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>>342853479
stop being retarded.
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>>342850941
>getting budget Lulu as your waifu
lmao
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>>342853351
Thats not how it happen
>marry her be an average family
>get sent to war
>got fucked up by war, changed him inside out
>go home to find that yer wife cucking you
>slice the dude in half
>wife gone mad and keep trying to kill you
>she keep telling you to kill her
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>>342853651
>there are people on /v/ right now who think adultery is a bigger crime than violent public murder of one lover in front of the other
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>>342853346
don't worry m8 I am poor and play on 1080p/60 fps on medium

yknow I actually like basic cat armor now, though I didn't initially
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>>342853479
Your level is way too low.
Follow the main quest, is the easiest way to get exp, and it increases exponentially as you play.
Also, to earn money, loot fucking everything, and sell the weapons and armors you find from bandits and chests that you won't use.
Don't sell your intiial armor though, that's Witcher Gear, and Witcher Gear is the only type of armor that can be upgraded.
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>>342850941
>Go to rule34
>search for witcher 3 porn
>See Morrigan getting fucked by Geralt and Kieran
>FUG
>never go to that place ever again
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>>342852686
>>342853043
>All this sperging over a model that appear in the intro tutorial
Just kill youself, senpai
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>>342853595
Egh, okay. I feel like the main quest is much less interesting than the sidequests

>>342853615
That doesn't really make it any easier. I can roll and hit for 20 minutes and then get a two shot death.

>>342853628
At least I'm the target audience
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>using anything but the Manticore armor
>current year
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>>342853346
>tfw I have a cheap i3 6100 and GTX 960 build
>get 16GB RAM
>even games like Arkham Knight or JC3 run well

Seriously, upgrade to 16, a lot of games suffer from memory leaks and having that much RAM solves it.
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>>342853795
WOW
found the cuck
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>>342853808
Thanks anon, especially for this tip about Witcher Gear. I love the way it looks so I'll definitely upgrade it.
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>>342850693
yes
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>>342853645
They don't seem to have much in common other than being pale, wearing black, and showing cleavage.

>Lulu is stern, but cares deeply for her friends; Morrigan really care for the "team" outside of later the protag.
>Lulu is sardonic; Morrigan is a vocal and bitchy.
>Lulu's primary relationship is with a young girl she faithfully protects; Morrigan's primary relationship is with the mother she wants to kill.
>Lulu is flawlessly made up; Morrigan is kind of a mess, bony, bad teeth, terrible clothes.
>Lulu is not plotting to make selfish use of the main character's sperm; Morrigan is.
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is there anyone you can fuck in B&W besides Syanna and prostitutes?
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>>342853183
It just looks like shit, like some Venetian era renaissance with colorful patterns and frilly shit all over the place hanging off, not hardcore eastern yurop polan with sturdy blandish looking armor, much proffered armors in Dragon Age Origins
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>>342853887
>all that sperging to defend a bad model

Hang yourself, shill.
And I don't give a fuck if you are just a droning fanboy, at this point you are just an unpaid shill.
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>slog through levels to finally be able to make the Viper armor
>it's just the default set Geralt starts with tinted black
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>>342853903
>Egh, okay. I feel like the main quest is much less interesting than the sidequests

>he says this when he's in Velen

Oh boy, you don't know what awaits you in Novigrad.
Just don't give up, Skellige is really fun to explore, and by then you'll be able to fuck around without worrying about getting your shit pushed in.

>>342854006
Just remember that nobody will call you out on looting, only guards, but it's really easy to steal since there's only plenty of them in Novigrad, the big city in Velen, and even then, it's just waiting for them to walk away.
If you do get caught, just run, there's no ''wanted system'' or anything like that, they don't remember that you stole or anything like that.
Just grab absolutely everything you see.
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>>342853857
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>>342854147
reminder that Olgierd got cucked by the big Ofieri cock
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So what ever happened to Saskia?
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>>342853346
you need a 980 just for 1440p/60 and that's with some shit turned down
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>>342854147
I would cum in Iris and take super responsibility.
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>>342854119
Syanna was the only love interest I didn't want to fuck in the whole game.

She was really a bitch and desu she should end up in jail for the rest of her life (at least).
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>>342854005
WOW
Found the person who thinks adultery is a bigger crime than violent fucking murder.
Go back to >>>/pol/ any moment now, lad.
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>>342853857
SFM porn is the only good one anyway.
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She is incredibly sweaty.
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>>342854270
Nobody knows, most likely dead.
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>>342853063
I have separate save files before fucking each girl, anon.
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>>342854215
>get it in dlc 1
>lv39
>grandmaster witcher gear is 5minutes into dlc 2
>only lv40

viper is pointless
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>>342851032
>>342849330
sorry, there's actually a canon reason for that; in the books, ciri accidentally stumbles into our world uding the plague, and a plague-ridden flea hitches a ride back to her world with her, then jumped off and spread the plague to a cat, and etc
it's called the catriona plague (named after the ship that had the plague cat on board, and spread the disease), and the book says Shani goes to try and help with medical attention for the plague victims, with a dwarf surgeon named Rusty
both of them die of the plague there

and it's only about 7 years after the books, which leaves about 2 years after the games are set (I think they said it was a 5-year difference?)
so Shani dies very shortly after the witcher 3
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>>342847047
I thought only sorceresses were infertile?
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>>342852728
>>342852579
maybe
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>>342854323
You can't take another's man property and get away with it.
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>>342854270
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>>342853903

Avoid enemies that are much higher level than you. Sidestep should be your go to choice when dodging. Rolling is for getting away from enemies. Unlike darksoul enemies don't have homing attack. You can dodge very early and avoid the attack.

It is easy to git gud in witcher games
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>>342846820
Beautiful
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>>342854226
well, he likely hasn't gotten too far into the main quest in Velen if he's saying he just got there. But yeah, Novigrad's main quest in comparison is a goddamn boring slog, only cool part being the fight in the bathhouse.
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>>342847759
>>342849021
>>342851194
>Guys, the game looks so much worse on Nvidia just look at these screenshots from completely different areas with no evidence that they're on different cards or the same settings
>Guys, you gotta trust me on this, I can't swap cards fast enough to load a fucking save that's in the same area
>Guys, I know that literally nobody else has ever reported something like this, including the hundreds of people that have benchmarked the game on different cards, but you're just an nvidia shill if you don't believe me :>)
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>>342854391
These expansions pretty much confirmed that CDPR frequent 4chan.
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>>342850768
this desu
i tried every possible thing in this quest to get the option
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>>342854443
Women aren't property, degenerate muslim savage.
Fuck off back to Syria to kill other subhumans for a higher purpose.
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>>342854542
They've been around since Witcher 2 threads
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>>342853903
Don't worry, Velen gets quite interesting and it has one of the best quests in the entire game.
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>>342854187
>le shill
I'm not defending the model. I'm just pointing out that you are a massive autist for sperging over a model that just appear in the tutorial, you gigantic manchild.
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>>342854542
>he realizes that now
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>>342854667
>stop pointing out flaws!!

No, I will not. And if you were the unbiased third party that you claim, you would've seen my "sperging" was forced by another amateur shill.
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