Ever since Christmas we seen Callie starting to get tired of Marie's attitude and last night it finally happened.
Callie exploded on live worldwide television.
Marie tried to play it off but quickly lost her shit too.
Callie called her out to let the fans decide.
It
is
fucking
on
next
splatfest.
Which idol will you fight for?
The borderline retarded-happy Callie who gets excited over the littlest things?
Or the unenthusiastic deadpan Marie whos smile can kill a soul.
Keep an eye out on the Splatoon news, the next Splatfest might be a worldwide one.
The something from the Christmas Splatfest.
Owls are
>Awesome as Fuck
>Stealthy like Ninjas
>Can hear you masterbate
>is a bird
Birds are
>food for the owl
I hope Callie kicks Marie's smug ass. WAIFU WARS
Callie > Marie
>>342839536
>>342839539
>Supporting the little baby who gets upset when she stops dominating the game.
Kek
>>342838685
So... official yuri when?
>>342838685
>your prizes are wiating in the plaza
what did xe mean by this?
This game is finally dead.
Thank GOD
>>342842007
SHE says that after every splatfest. SHE's talking to us, not HER sister.
>>342842241
You know you have always been free to play whatever you wanted.
I'm actually a little sad, i won't be getting raped by nips anymore.
>>342841078
release week was great
So this really might be the last splatfest? Seems a bit too soon.
>>342838685
FUCK there was a splatfest this weekend and I missed it?
at least the right option won. but it sounds like the next one will be the final one, Marie vs Callie?
>>342838685
So, next Splatfest is Callie vs Marie?
Will Marie pull a Stocking and kill her sister in the last episode?
>>342842767
>Marie vs Callie
Imagine, Callie is team Marie, Marie is Team Callie
nobody knows what the fuck to do.
>>342842929
>>342842929
Oh god!
>Team Callie wins in popularity
>Team Marie wins in wins>it's a tie>they kiss and make-up immediately after
>>342843801
>they kiss
>>342842318
they're not sisters, you retard
>>342844250
>the Squid SISTERS
you coulda tried a bit better.
>>342844250
DUH, faggot. They're SQUIDS.
>>342844705
actually, they're cousins. "Squid Sisters" is jut the name of their idol group.
>>342844705
they're COUSINS, fuck your headcanon
>>342844912
>>342845047
Where is this found then?
also it's not headcanon i just went with the title and ran with it.
>>342845178
Secret Scroll in the Octo Valley
>Callie vs Marie worldwide splatfest announced
>the week of setup time in the plaza they are sitting on opposite sides of their booth
>Splatfest happens as normal
>but this time when the 1 minute "hurry up" music starts playing Callie and Marie appear on the field for their respective teams
>people forget they were actually battlers before becoming idols for the show
>the last minute is always the most intense
>>342845414
that image is backwards. Callie is always boobs, Marie is always ass.
>>342845650
ASS
TIDDIES
ASS AND TIDDIES
ASS
ASS
ASS
ASS
AND TIDDIES
>>342845841
https://soundcloud.com/mowtendoo/ass-n-squiddies
Autism
342846208
>>342845650
I prefer them both with ass
>>342842756
I doubt they'd stop splatfests outright when the servers are still running. Might just make all the older ones rotate though instead of making new ones.
>>342845414
>krill la krill
>>342844912
let's also add that they are only "sister" in teh english translation, in other language the band has other names and few, if not none, use "sisters" at all.
>>342846732
Pineapple on Pizza when?
Shit's delicious
>>342846732
>a rematch between Cats vs Dogs with the updated splatfest power, weapons and time people had to play/practice
I still remember the 24 hours of shitposting on /v/ and /ink/ because of the catvdog news
>>342846895
![ab8d1d48fe653bd5b48919c754bb5fce[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SVJh3ik.png "ab8d1d48fe653bd5b48919c754bb5fce[1].png")
>>342846425
got u senpai
>>342846895
get out, inkerton
![c1343dc0e793f37767c670e1a10b0a50[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XFXiEfz.png "c1343dc0e793f37767c670e1a10b0a50[1].png")
>>342847126
![6a824a9ce502229c3a2c6bc22b8248e8[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wDOOL88.png "6a824a9ce502229c3a2c6bc22b8248e8[1].png")
![750052820ba94b71886118878a0d0258[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/coliOXg.png "750052820ba94b71886118878a0d0258[1].png")
You motherfuckers better tell me when the next splatfest drops.
I'm here every single day, splatfests have an entire week of buildup, but I never even saw a thread about the game nevermind one discussing the splatfest. Fuck's sake guys.
>>342848107
just check /ink/ on /vg/, it'll mostly crop up there first
>>342838685
Callie looks like she is a better to fuck, i bet Marie is deadpan in the bed
![2acfe219254ba92a75f02c4955f3014d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tfbhgH9.jpg "2acfe219254ba92a75f02c4955f3014d[1].png")
![172449ab1d323df94a78bff4a2a74e31[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HFJkg0s.jpg "172449ab1d323df94a78bff4a2a74e31[1].png")
>you will never have two secret agent/pop star granddaughters
>>342840085
Soon
![9d93cea72265189e3410af4ff6eb5378[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f8hIvON.jpg "9d93cea72265189e3410af4ff6eb5378[1].jpg")
>>342845178
Here you go faggot
>>342843801
We all know they're fucking behind the scenes
>>342839092
>implying owls are birds
>>342848807
Makes me wonder who were Cuttlefish's children and why we never hear about them.
People still play Splatoon? I haven't played in a long time.
>it's the last Splatfest
It's a stunt to promote the Amiibos ya dingus
>>342848920
You're right
Owls are Raptors, nowhere near as gay as a boid.
>>342838685
>American Splatoon
Not canon
>>342848970
It's still fun to play every once in awhile.
>>342849316
>Play splatoon
>Have fun
>Get Mad
>stop playing
>come back later
>Have fun again
game is good if you just move on once in a while.
>>342838685
What the fuck is this shit?
How do Nintendo keep making such ball-explodingly hot waifus
>>342849529
a waifu war
>>342850956
This, why are the squids so fucking hot
>>342851701
Because sexiness was not intended in design; therefore, they become sexy.
>>342842929
>>342853064
I feel like any idol character is at least somewhat based in sexuality though.
But they don't beat you over the head with it, which leads to having us use our imaginations more...maybe that's it.
>>342853064
That sounds fucking stupid but makes perfect sense at the same time.
>>342838685
So anyone else here reserve their Amiibos yet?
>>342853536
Are they still up for preorder?
>>342838685
Hello there, anonymous. Which squid-sister would you fuck. I personally have to say that Marie sure is sexy, and I'd definitely sleep with that fresh piece of ass.
>>342853776
Dunno. I just went to Gamestop to get my copy of Tokyo Mirage Sessions on Friday and reserved them while I was there.
>>342854082
Depends, do you think they're the types who act the exact opposite of their personality while in bed?
Like feisty upbeat Callie becomes embarrassed and submissive, or Maire goes from stoic and mellow to aggressive and dominating?And what the fuck is wrong with me putting this much thought into screwing squids?
>>342845414
please dont be as pic, I dont want to be on Marie Side
>>342854336
Bait
>>342846780
Damnit, I laughed.
>>342848835
Think they get Agent 3 involved?
>>342854872
>domme Marie
Of course
She loves facesitting and dirty talk but doesn't emote much unless you really stir her up
Meanwhile Callie is the eager, feisty type who'll gladly tear her pantyhose open and throw herself onto your cock
