>make some friends at new job
>"you guys into sports or games or anything?"
>yeah dude I play CoD like every day!
How many lives do you think WikiHow has ruined with their terrible advice?
>"you guys into sports or games or anything?"
>someone tells you they're into games
Where's the problem?
>>342812745
Fewer than yahoo answers
>make some friends at new job
>everyone starts talking about their mumsies
>tfw
>>342812606
>friends at new job
You lost me.
>Take your daughter to work day
>Have to hide erection for 8 hours
>make new friends at new job
>what console do they have
>they all have PC or PS4
I only have a Wii U and a Laptop
>Anon, you look like someone who plays a lot of games
>>342813083
DUDE PEDOPHILIA LMAO
>>342813121
>implying laptop =/= PC
>also: laptop for gaming
kys
>>342813320
I love these wikihow threads
>>342813397
out of 10 how spooked does this make you?
>>342812606
Friends and a job? Why come on here & make shit up?
>make some friends at new job
>lol did you see those funny maymays in the new Watch Dogs?
>>342812606
>made some friend
>>342813615
I refuse to believe this happened.
>>342813487
>cant wake up
>>342813121
You clearly are the only person at your job with actual taste.
>>342813676Of course it didn't, I just wanted to post that image but keep it vidya related.
>>342813795
Good joke you shit eating namefag.
>>342813795
I bullied you in the PS4 thread and I will bully you again dumb namefag
>>342812606
Yep thats the majority of my idiots at work, either that Battlefield or whatever the ghost of tom clancy shits out.
some have good tastes but are rarely in the loop to actually have decent conversations with.
>>342812606
do they at least play snd?
it used to be a ton of fun with friends on black ops 1
>>342813121
I'm fucking dying over here because of that nose twitch. i don't think me heart had ever hurt so bad.
>>342812606
>get hired onto a new job
>introduce myself and try to get to know my new coworkers
>turns out we all play similar games
>because of this they just assume I'm hyper liberal like them
>have to quell my conservative rage at their degenerate stories
It's only been a week. I don't know if I can make it. It's painful to listen to them.
>Tfw nobody at my school even plays cod let alone anything else
>>342814494
It's funny. Back when I went to school GunZ was the big thing for most of the people who played games there. WoW was second. I definitely feel bad for these CoD fags.
>>342812947
>girls putting hats over their eyes
MUH FEITSH
>>342814604
If anyone played anything decent i would be happy but i guess im just going to have to deal with a bunch of uber religious retards that still think videogames make you violent.
>>342814604
i wish i went to your school, gunz was the shit
In my school, you either played Adventure Quest, or you played Runescape.
>>342815106
>literally the worst yuri ship of all time
fuck off tumblr
>>342812606
>make some friends at new job
>wake up and realize I've never had friends or a job
>342814167
>342813982
>He thinks he can bully a tripfriend
>He responds to a tripfriend
You guys are not very good at this.
>>342815297
This.
Please stop doing D.Va x Umaruchan. That's really fucking insulting.
For all you social normies, has it every occurred to any of of you that maybe some people are hiding their power levels at work or school?
>>342815297
>Ranking the yuri ships
Fuck off tumblr
>Do well in my last exam for the year
>My partner for that exam buys me a beer
>We sit and chill for a bit outside our university while drinking
That was nice.
>>342815564
>Umaru
That Nanalan, though.
>>342815297
>getting mad over Pharmercy
I bet it's just because you're a 76 fag
>>342815564
>Namefag
>Gets "offended" by ships
>Shitty OC
I was joking last time but actually fuck off tumblr
>>342815653
Does he play the vidya games though?
>>342812745
What happened to them anyway its like first they gave good tips and now they just want the meme crowd for clicks
>>342812795
it's a trick question. first he says sports so he means sports but he didn't want to show his power level of chad thundercock normie so he quickly said ''or games or anything'' so sound more casual
>>342815747
All ships are fucking dumb and you should feel bad.
>>342815106
When I was younger you either played CS or CoD.
A few years ago it was LoL or Dota 2.
Now it's flavour of the month survival early access shit, CS or Dota 2.
>>342814439
>conservative
>/v/
>playing videogames
I honestly can't believe this.
>>342816267
>what is /pol/
>>342812606
>omg fucking normies stop liking things that I don't
>>342813642
>he doesn't go to swimming ools.
Notice there is no "p" in it.Please keep it that way.
>>342815106
Is that a Nanalan D.Va Gremlin?
Good fucking lord
>go to work
>hate everyone in there
>mfw
>>342814439
>is so angry that people believe something different from him or live differently that he is physically unable to deal with it for more than a week
Extremists of any kind need to be culled.
Whoa. Dude this thread is giving me deja vu, down to I remember the last time I saw this a month ago the same cute witch girl gift was posted. Trippy af.
>go to work
>give gamertag to coworker
>GT is The Woomy
>laughs
>Everyone calls me The Woomy
>>342816267
Why can't I? I like video games and dank memes. I just also like fiscal conservatism and traditional family values.
>being autistic enough to get angry about people enjoying cod
>in 2016
Stop this. CoD at least is trying to doing something new and if anything they probably offer more advancements to console games than any other AAA shit.
Mocking CoD is the hardest parroting I've ever seen.
>someone at work asks if I play minecraft
>spend seven minuets talking about alternative power options, optimizing large scale refineries and the refinery production process
>he gets visibly frustrated and tells me to shut the fuck up then walks away
>>342816776
> if anything they probably offer more advancements to console games than any other AAA shit
oh come on
Smokin pot and playing cod is the most fun you can have with videogames. Pretty much all other games are trash nowadays anyway for one reason or another
>>342816906
Okay I'll give you rockstar maybe and maybe DICE. but fuck the amount of money they pour into CoD every year and the shit they get out of that insane work is banannas.
>>342816989
DUDE
>>342817046
MEMES
>>342817016And bungie
>>342816989
>Smokin pot and playing cod
>most fun
embarrassing tbch
literlaly any game is better with weed
>>342817194
LMAO
>>342815106
>>342816516
NAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAN
>normie cousin always trys to get me excited by telling me they have the latest call of duty
>feign excitement each time
I appreciate the effort on their part but those games are so dull
>>342816776
>Stop this. CoD at least is trying to doing something new and if anything they probably offer more advancements to console games than any other AAA shit.
the funny thing is that if you point this out to a pokemon fan that their series is basically the same rehashed bullshit, they'll froth at the mouth and try to provide dozens of """""reasons"""" it's Totally Not The Same
>>342816870
you have actual autism
>>342817347
Cod get more hate because
>lel normies
Moreso than because of the rehash. Although that it's still a problem.
>>342816267
>people who isn't me or has different views than me plays something I like
Literally a basement dweller. Did you know there are other people outside?
>>342817460
>lel normies
I'm pretty sure the consesus is
>Cod? I play real games for real gamers like bioshock infinite, last of us, assassins creed, and darksouls
Thinking about it now, makes me realise how we haven't had anything decent from the industry since last of us.
>>342814604
We had gunz, war 3, wow, halflife/CS, and Starcraft on the main server at my high school. We used to do Gruuls lair during our free periods.
>>342816776
>literally ripping off halo
>doing something new
>>342816562
Gee Bill. How come mom let's you have two hairstyles?
>>342816652
Shit dude this happens to me too. Down to what kind of picture gets posted and the faggot replies it gets. Spooky
>>342816989
>not getting high and playing Verdun or RO2
Step up your horrifiying experience game fampai.
>>342812606
Why does feeling hurt/disappoint me so much?
>>342814604
>>342814846
>tfw no /v/ gunz server
It wouldn't anything serious
Just something to scratch the itch every now and then.
>>342818942
>>342814604
>>342814846
I wish gunz would come back. I miss it
>>342819256
it's not as good as you remember
>>342815106
>dat pic
>>342812606
*le lonely intellectual face*
I know that feeling, we're so misunderstood
Post more wikihow.
>>342812606
Nigga, be grateful you don't live in Europe.
>work in this office
>literally all my male co-workers play video games
>FIFA and only FIFA all day long
>>342819804
oi, ya cunt! boyo!
>>342816671
I audibly laughed, thank you, The Woomy.
>so what do you guys do when you are not working?
>5 hours later Freedom Wars party in lounge
>>342815912
I think anyone can submit shit and get paid a couple cents per article so foreigners flock to it.
>>342819804
fifa is so fucking fun though holy shit
>tfw at my last job a bunch of the guys liked the same soccer club as me and the dude directly across from my desk was madly in love with Monster Hunter, SMT, fighting games, Souls games, and The Witcher
was fucking nice desu, wish it wasn't just a ten week contract I did for the summer in-between semesters
>>342820365
One Who Consorts With Beasts
>>342820461
How much of a neckbeard did he have?
>>342815976
And to add salt to the wound, he had to pick the most dudebro game out there.
I bet he plays CoD on a PS4.
>>342816583
oh fuck off, let's see how tolerant they are of him once they learn he doesn't prep the bull
>>342820516
As much as you do
>>342820516
He was actually pretty decent looking and was in his late 30s.
>>342820626
>judging another mans appearance
homo
>>342820491
Shall Be Consumed By The Greatest One Of Them All
And Never Be Allowed To See The Light He Himself Denied Others
>>342820516
Why does neckbeard is even associated with, well, neckbeards? Does it not grow on normies?
>>342816752
No you don't. You just want to be different from the people who shunned you.
>>342812606
I tell as little and superficial facts about myself as I can get away with when I meet people I don't know really well.
Because really, why would I ever share my dearest hobbies and interests with fresh acquaintances when overwhelming majority of the time the end result will be frustration and awkwardness because they'll judge you "weird" since you actually have a passion for something beside the handful accepted normie-subjects.
>>342820784
neckbeards don't pay enough attention to their appearance to notice.
>>342820784
It's a derogatory term meant to ridicule idiots who grow a beard too low to hide their double chins. Literally a beard on your neck instead of following your natural jawline. Normies are smart enough to trim properly.
>>342820934
>This projection
I'm glad I don't talk to anyone. I'd explode if anyone ever told me they were excited for the next Battlefield or Ubishit game and act like they know anything about video games.
>>342821018
>>342821025
Oh ok was getting kinda worried here since that's the only place where I get "facial" hair besides sideburns and the eternal teen stache.
>>342812606
>Make friends at new job
>"You guys into sports or game or anything?"
>Most of them don't bother with vidya, mostly watch tv, except one guy
>He plays Monster Hunter, buys me a copy of 3U to play because I've never played MonHun
>Holy shit this is amazing
>He's my hunting bro to this day and we're always get hyped as fuck for anything monster hunter
>His wife cooks like a goddess and he lets me bum off his netflix and crunchyroll subscriptions
You guy just got unlucky
>>342821082
If by explode you mean run to your keyboard to post here about how you imagined telling them off
>>342820706
>make some friend on steam
>keeps talking about making his own game
>we decide to mess with RPG maker and Unity just for fun
>he doesnt know anything about anything and his idea of making a game is being the "ideas guy" while i do all the work
>>342821179
>This projection
>>342821025
you don't know shit about fashion
>>342821260
you're a pipsqueak you're not exploding on anyone
>>342821448
My gf would gladly prove you wrong.
>>342820592
that guys' a little too into it.
>>342821502
I'd take her from you
>>342821724
You'd take my dick in your ass
>>342821724
Upvote XD
>>342821925
happens to me all the time
>>342821179
Be honest, are you an EA/Ubi shill?
>>342821910
I will crush you with my bear arms
>>342820273
That doesn't say much. Americans, Europoor, Australian, Asian, Africans, all are foreigners to me.
Really, who made those arts on wikimeme
>>342813821
I've actually made a friend who asked if I ever saw those youtube videos where a dude murders all the gays and liberals in watchdogs.
>>342821202
>people who would rather talk about doing things rather than actually doing them
Why do these people exist.
>>342820590
Xbox is the dudebro console, not the Jap consoles.
>>342821025
That's fucking retarded. Shaving below any arbitrary point on your jaw just makes it itchy and annoying.
Either grow a beard or don't grow a fucking beard. Sectioning it off to impress people is faggy as fuck.
>>342821202
I would so love to make my own game, thing is I have no fucking clue how to do anything even relating to making vidya.
>TFW made weeb friend in middleschool with a bro side
>super sociable and goes to parties and shows, but still plays nerdy games with me to this day
>my entire circle of weeb nerd friends were introduced to me through my original friend because he's sociable enough to meet people and introduce them to me so I don't have to go out and do shit I don't like to meet people
Feels good. I don't even have as much in common with him as I do some of the newer friends we've made but he'll still be my bro for life.
>>342820461
>tfw at my last job a bunch of the guys liked the same soccer club as me and the dude directly across from my desk was madly in love with Monster Hunter, SMT, fighting games, Souls games, and The Witcher
literally me, i don't care about anime so we just talk about footie and nerd things like videogames and series
it is pretty good i am waiting until i get fired
>2016
>not having a favorite normie game for conversations like these
>>>/r9k/
>>342822369
Because game development is inherently contradictory.
People with great imaginations and creativity, who can think outside the box to imagine great stories, worlds, and gameplay ideas, tend to be unable to handle the coding, which is rigid and calculated.
Likewise, some people are great at coding and making shit work, but because of that struggle to come up with ideas for stories and all that shit.
These people can compliment each-other well, but social anxiety and desire for power/control make it hard for most people to collaborate.
>>342822593
It's okay, you just have to copy code strings from others, add in some random shit of yours, glue it all together and then hope it works.
>>342822724
>TFW on the Overwatch hype train
It's not as normie as military shooters but still. It's the first hugely popular mainstream game I've gotten into.
>>342812606
>implying that is true anymore
My brother is the biggest bro-gamer I've ever seen, and even he doesn't play CoD anymore
He now plays Rocket League and alot of sports games
Hell even Overwatch is more of a bro-game than CoD now
>>342822748
I don't even know how to fucking code. That is the problem. I have some many ideas in my mind and I feel like it would actually be kinda theraputic but I just tend to give up and think it's a lost cause.
Basically what >>342822740 said.
>>342822369
>ungh why doesn't everyone know how to code?
Maybe because it's actually incredibly boring until you become exceedingly proficient at it?
>>342822372
Not in this gen.
All the dudebros I know of play on PS4, but maybe the majority is Xbox.
>>342821025
>tfw beard grows only on your neck
>everyone else I know dont have such problem
F-Fuck you, genetics.
>>342822789
>on a hype train
>the game is already out for awhile now
???
>>342812606
Rich Evans?
So, ya like video games or movie or anything
>Yeah I play alot of x box, my girlfriend just bought me the new EVOLVE game, like the collectors edition thing
Oh.. okay cool man I've heard about that game, what do you think about how its only really supposed to be played online
>Well we don't have the internet at our house so I just play single player, I haven't figured out how to play the campaign or story mode yet though
>>342822486
>styling hair on your face is retarded
Okay.
>>342822884
Whatever helps you sleep at night, anon.
>>342812606
>make some friends
>>342822873
so?
>>342813615
>>342813676
There was a girl in our TS some months ago that actually said me-me
TS went silent for almost 10 seconds
>>342812606
>wikihow to live with herpes
>>342823084
So you think most people just....do things that are boring to them in hopes they might become fun later on?
![12094_5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/knBbden.jpg "12094_5[1].jpg")
>>342822937
My facial hair grows in a Joe Dirt pattern, if I just let it go my side burns goto a point directed at my mouth, my moustache grows and my chin grows and thats ITlooking at pic related my sideburns do travel a little bit further south but not by much
>>342812606
>Talking about Overwatch at work with my chill as fuck boss
>We had been having fun and talking strats and goofy plays we want to try
>Other co-workers hear us and decide to give it a shot
>Now a 4 man premade and we run crazy strats all the time to get wins
The only downside is one of them is a ponyfucker, but he's still a nice hard working guy who plays good offense.
>>342820934
Maybe in your beta ass fantasy world
>>342823201
Shave everything but the sideburns.
Sideburns are rad.
>>342814439
Don't worry, if you didn't quell your redneck rants it'd be painful for them to listen to you too.
>>342812606
>WOW, OTHER PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE HAVING FUN WITH THESE SO CALLED "VIDEOGAMES" AND DON'T HAVE THE ACURATE TASTING THAT I HAVE.
BETTER TELL /V/!
>>342814439
>>342816583
Yeah, wow. Luckily the only conservatives I work with are the nice old white ladies who don't think "the gays" should get married but are cool other than that.
If I met a full-on Trumpbro conservitard, I'd spend half my day mocking him and the other half trying to get him fired. (Pretty easy, just say he was racist or sexist and he's outta there.)
>>342823150
I think people do things that are boring in the hope that they will reach a desired goal, e.g. Making your dream game, getting a paycheck at the end of the month, etc.
It's one of the key aspects of intelligence. We can think about things and predict the future. 'If I do this undesirable thing now, it is likely to lead to a more desirable situation for me later on'.
>>342823409
Literally every COD fan I've ever met has called any genre that doesn't involve shooting turrists online "gay".
They are the scum of the earth.
>>342823409
>third option
Literally who?
>>342823438
A job is one thing, it has security in the form of a contract and a guaranteed paycheck. Learning how to code on your own is a pretty daunting task when all your motivation is "guess I kinda want to make a video game". I'm not saying no one did it before, but they're a minority compared to everyone who had the same thought and gave up.
>>342812606
How the fuck can the guy that drew this be skilled at faces and absolutely shit at hands?
>>342823534
>Absusing the "literally" part of that joke to try and trigger people.
In Spain we dont have that problem with the word "meme"
We pronounce it like it sounds. But you cant amerifats because your language is fucking stupid.
We are poor like rats, yeah, but we have the best way to say the word MEME.
>>342817630
>since the last of us
made me chuckle
>>342823794
Hands are fucking difficult to draw mate
>>342819905
>UK
>Europe
>>342824227
>i don't understand the difference between geography and politics
Switzerland is also a European country not in the EU, same thing with the UK
>>342823254
How the fuck do you know hes a ponyfucker?
Thats not the kind of thing you go around telling your co workers.
Hes got a cringy as fuck pony profile oc doesnt he?
>>342824450
His Steam profile is one of the MLP horses, yeah.
When I asked him about it he said he put it on there to "be ironic and make people mad".
>>342824815
>Ironic
>Implying you can be ironic about being a pony fucker
>>342812606
>make some friends
>tfw people kept telling me in school "you have no friends" so much that I don't know whether I have the right to call someone my friend or a simple acquaintance I can talk to and play dota with on weekends
>tfw I don't know what friend means
>>342824379
I'm pretty sure he's being smarmy with you.
The british don't actually consider themselves europeans, but islanders.
>>342824097
The person who coined the term did so in english though, so I'm not really sure if the pronunciation is up for discussion at all.
>>342814418
her nose twitches because shes a rabbit m8
>>342825098
People keep trying to reinvent the meaning of that word to make it seem like what they have is extra special. Don't worry too much about it.
The important thing is having people who care about how you're doing, to the degree where they actually ask and listen. And that you like and respect them enough to reciprocate.
>>342816870
>minuets
>>342813121
Well then you all got stuff to learn from each other.
Personally I have still yet to learn the point in having a PS4.
>>342815106
I played half an hour of both and realized they both were crap.
>2016
>wasting your time with normalfags
casuals and not videogames
>>342814494
>School
How old are you, lil' Anon?
>>342825925
I have friends I care about, and I couldn't give the slightest shit how they're doing and I'd prefer if I didn't have to tell them everything going bad in my life too.
If they need some form of help, sure come to me. But other than that I don't really need them tearfully telling me over the phone that assignments suck and that their girlfriends being a bitch or something.
>>342817271
BREFFAST
>>342826176
Colleges and universities are still schools.
>>342826187
Yeah anon, that does sound like you need to work on the whole "having friends" bit.
>>342826367
Sounds like you need to work on your autism if you consider any repetitive chore to be a necessary part of friendship.
>>342816583
Isn't that statement in and of itself, an extremist point of view?
Do you propose we kill you as well?
>>342816562
>Tails gets trolled deleted scenes.
>>342824097
Dawkins has a fucked up accent... So yeah, who fucking knows?
We just should stick to memes and make love to them.
>>342826486
Dude.
That mountain of assumptions.
You talk like someone who's mentally 14-16.
>>342812606
>literally looks down upon his new friends because they play games he doesn't like
I feel sorry for your friends.
>>342826793
In response to your pic "Brandenburg v. Ohio".
>>342823409
how come you can see the audience from a different perspective? they're made out of paper
all of their sprites should face sideways
and then they call the new PM games retarded
>>342816671
>go to work
>give GT to coworker
>GT is xXxSl4yerxXx
>get promoted to manager the next day
>>342816776
fact is that a new cod every year is too much spam. they should make it every 2-3 years.
>>342816671
>"Anon, what's that we've been hearing around town that you changed your name to The Woomy? That's not the name your father and I christened you by!"
>>342813121
why is that rabbit stuck inside the microwave?
>>342813487
10
>>342813642
>in hot tub have to pee
>go to cooling shower white noise makes me piss flow non stop
>standing in puddle of pee
>group of grills run away screaming
>dive into pool everyone runs away
>>342816562
>>342826858
>>342815750
>>Shitty OC
hurr
>>342821165
>crunchyroll subscriptions
>co-worker mentions he plays games
>spend entire weekend playing civ V and l4d2 together
>>342813083
I hope I never have to experience that
>>342816671
>Attend university
>Give my PSN ID to a classmate
>Next day they start calling [weeb sounding nickname]
I don't own anything about japan or watch animu often, I liked the name and that's it, but it makes me suffer to this day.snow
>>342813676
Yup back in college some annoying friend of my girlfriend would call them me me's
>>342812606
Thats a better response than
>nah I grew out of video games years ago
>>342830427
Does anyone actually say that anymore? I thought that everyone under 30 and most up to 40 knows by now that gaming has players from literally all ages.
>>342823436
>Implying you aren't a 500 pound NEET faggot
>>342826490
Only the Sith deals in absolutes.
>>342822740
You are so dead wrong it's not even funny.
>job has a qt3.14 older Asian girl at work
>likes vidya and anime, but not enough to be a weeabos
>married
>>342816465
