WHO MAD AT VIDEO GAMES RIGHT NOW HERE???
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YUOU FUCK FUCK UOU FUCK FYUCK YOU
I get that you're mad and all, but did you really need to make 2 threads?
>>342798981
i have anger issues and several holes in my wall as a result
>>342800081
Unless he switched devices that isnt the same person.
>Overwatch on CD key cites is more expensive then just buying it from Battle.net
Guess I'll be waiting longer.
>>342800002
Kill yourself.
I tipped the wagon in a new replay of Red Dead Redemption on a Luisa mission and was like "fuck it I'm done for tonight. It's my favorite game because of my background. It's also why I know that horses won't run into a fucking burm just because you didn't tell them not to.
>>342800081
I'd hope that this isn't a new Overwatch bitchfest.
>getting mad over video games
>breaking things over video games
>>342800002
Damn, if only this were 5 years ago.
Those would be some nice quints
>>342800590
Getting mad is normal but breaking shit isn't. I mean, I was just like "fuck this" after that mission and decided to do it again later after I watched some TV and looked at /v/. Maybe even tomorrow when I'm more fresh and not just looking to get past the mission to get the next weapon upgrade.
tracer is ugly
>>342800941
Yeah uh...I kind of lost all interest after I found out that she was a British character. Then again, I didn't have much interest to begin with. If some yoga pants and goggles get your jollies off then good for you but it didn't really even register to me. Cool fish and whatever.
>bunny ears no longer make you faster
Fuck you Nintendo I hope your stupid ass crashes and burns
IT'S PAYLOAD NOT TDM YOU FUCKING RETARDS
IT'S ALL SHIT! ALL I SEE IS SHIT!
NOTHING IS WORTH BUYING ONCE YOU REALIZE IT'S EITHER THE SAME SHIT AS WARFRAME BUT 59.99 INSTEAD OF FREE OR JUST ANOTHER SOULESS OPENWORLD WITH SKILL TREES AND A CHECKLIST OF CONNECTING ICONS IN BARREN AND BORING WASTELAND.
FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT ALL
FUCK YOU MEI
STOP FUCKING STOPPING ME FROM MOVING AND THEN INSTANTLY KILLING ME
FUCK YOU WINSTON AND SYMMETRA
AUTO AIM GUNS REQUIRE NO SKILL
>>342802173
Here because you'd get banned from the Blizzard forums?
Go away.
>>342800002
>Playing Overmarketed
No sympathy
>>342802173
>getting killed by Gorilla Warfare and Shitmetra
what?
Oh my fucking god
I beat O&S first time
I've killed all the other bosses in 1-3 tries
I parried Havel with a fucking shitty club without dying for like 30 minutes
And this fucking ugly piece of shit nigger tentacle FUCKING BULLSHIT CRYSTALS1986 ABOMINATION IS THE ONE THAT KILLS ME EVERY TIME?
>le git guuud xddd hahah funny may may
I tried. I tried every stupid ass tactic. I tried summoning someone. I tried using gold pine resin and I fucking died before I could get 1 hit. This fucking faggot just shoots crystals at me andthen when I try to run he 2 shots me with his fucking flailing tail attack. And if that doesn't kill me it's his FUCKING RETARDED AOE ATTACK THAT TRAPS ME BETWEEN A ROCK AND HIS TENTACLE AND JUST FUCKING KILLS ME, OH AND CURSES ME AS WELL. And the best part? I can't fucking leave. I can't get out until I kill him. And takes five fucking minutes every time to run through the fucking funhouse where you can slip off at any moment and die to go down to fight him. Oh my fucking GOD I am done with this retarded fucking nigger. I don't even give a fuck anymore if it makes me a le casul gamur, someone come fucking kill him for me and I'll suck your dick or something. FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>342802769
>play genji a lot
>can't dodge because auto aim
>can't deflect because both don't use projectiles
I-it just isn't fair!
>>342803292
SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALSO MY WRIST FUCKING HURTS AND I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME AND I AM PROBABLY GOING TO NEED SURGERY FUCK MY LIFE AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE NO JOB AND JUST PLAY VIDEO GAMES BUT I'M SOMEHOW FUCKING TERRIBLE AT THEM?????? JFMSUFTROTF
>>342803292
literally git gud
Seath is even easier than Nito
>>342804113
>playing genji
>>342803292
There's a bonfire outside the prison area on a balcony that lets you teleport out of there.
>>342804572
Holy shit
There he goes again
He said it once again!
Isn't he just the funniest, coolest guy around?
Git gud! Git gud! Git gud! X--DDD oh man am I fucking champion for telling someone they're bad at a videogame
Oh boy I'm gunna tell my Skype group about this one after we finish watching My Little Pony
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU LITTLE NIGGER
GIT GUD IS LITERALLY "I HAVE NOTHING MEANINGFUL TO SAY BUT I WANT TO APPEAR AS IF I AM PROFICIENT AT SOMETHING IN MY LIFE SO I PUT DOWN OTHER PEOPLE TO MAKE IT SEEM THAT WAY"
Kill your self FAGGOT
>>342800002
I'm mad at Dankest Dungeon. I really don't know what I'm supposed to be doing differently. The game pretends to be easy during the tutorial but after that it smashes your fucking face in. I can't even complete apprentice lv1 quests. How is this supposed to be fun???
>>342804768
A-anon, are you ok?
Do you need to put the controller down for a second?
>>342804768
what weapon and build are you using?
like holy shit nigga, the only hard part about Seath is getting to him. If you can't wreck his shit you must be doing something really wrong.
>>342805034
REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I ALREADY BROKE MY FUCKING HEADSET NOW I'M OUT FRO BLOOD I WONT STOP UNTIL I LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLODE FROM RAGE
>>342805124
CRYSTALS
TENTACLES
TRAPPED BY FUCKING TENTACLES
TAIL-RAPE
CURSED
FUCKING SLIPPERY SLIDING DOWN TO HIS AREA KILLS ME 2/5 TIMES
WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO SAY??? I'M USING A FUCKING MACE +10
I JUST CAN'T BEAT HIM FUCKING HELL
>>342805267
>TRAPPED BY FUCKING TENTACLES
cut them off then
I'm mad the fact the GTA community is such cancer on the ps4 ,for Christ's sake could you name a worse community ?
>Always attack you for no reason
>WheN after they kill you ,they always run off worse than a lengedary poker on
>beat the shit out of em and they go passive mode
>they messed up in a contact mission restarting the whole mission and after that they get piss and leave you alone and you have to complete the whole mission by yourself
>they think they're Fucking good because they're playing with auto aim
Fuck em fuck em good,gosh I fucking hate em
My friend smacked his 3rd mouse because of MM retards in CS:GO.
>>342805401
i'm just going to get someone to kill him for me if it's so easy
i am a retarded autistic shitty player i fucking guess since he's literally the easiest boss in the game and i cant kill him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP8xCT9Ov74
DS3 is my first Souls Game (yeah I'm lame for it whatever) and the Pontiff guy took me 5-7 tries to kill. First time I was mad for real, I never expected to kill him.
I'm mad that Shadow of Mordors targets your own branded orcs in melee combat. They group around you to try to protect and it targets them just like the enemy orcs. So you help your enemy kill your own team unintentionally.
>>342805516
Isn't original but holy shit is it true.
>everyone is an annoying kid that refuses to let anyone play normally
I spent several hours in Dark Souls 3 building a pvp character only to quickly realize the pvp is complete shit. I'm not even bad at it, I win 90% of the time, it's just fucking shit. If I wanted to play a game against other people there are thousands of games that do it better.
I just feel like I wasted hours of my life for absolutely no reward and it upsets me.
Be honest /v/, how many holes do you have in your wall? Not just from video games.
>>342800002
I'm mad that I can't get parrying down in Dark Souls 3. It seems with each new game that the timing is different. I think I've successfully parried once throughout the whole game, and I'm close to the end of my first full playthrough.
Just played Hearthstone against a Cthun druid who used Harrison on my 6 Durability Doomhammer. He also got lucky with 2 innervates, drake and swipe to clear my board with like 6 mana or some shit
>>342806386
Redpill me on why the turtle lets the fox ride him like that.
Why not just roll him off?
>>342800002
FUCK YOU GURGLINGS
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU ENVY
YOU BOTH CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES EXTRA HARD ON PURIST MODE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BOTH APPEAR IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT
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>>342806662
That's a tortoise.
>this entire thread
It's truly like I'm on Reddit.
>>342806868
How the fuck was I supposed to know that turtle's old enough to have turned into a tortoise just by looking at it?
Fuck off.
THAT BOSS WITH THE 2 CATS AND THE NINJA GIRL IS FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
IS HARD
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SHIT
AND THE FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY ASS GAME DONT END THERE
END
FUCKING
THERE
FOR
THE
LOVE
OF
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I FUCKING HATE AND LOVE THIS FUCKING GAME
AND THE WORST OF ALL IS THAT I HAVE TO PLAY HOTLINE MIAMI 2 TOO AND IM FUCKING SURE THAT THEY PUT ANOTHER BULLSHIT BOSS LIKE THAT IN HM2
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>342804113
>playing genji
Just bought Arkham Knight for PS4 since it's on sale. Immediately I noticed a huge over abundance of film filters but I figured I could learn to ignore it. Then the story begins with an absolutely shit-tier motivation and the characters are acting like robots.
Then the fucking Batmobile. Holy fuck.
At first it didn't seem so bad, hey cool an optional way to get around Not-Arkham-City right? Oh wait now you must do mandatory training and then fight tanks oh but no killing btw ;^) Am I fighting criminals or a fucking PMC with all the military shit they have? I don't even get to be Batman, I'm just the driver for the Batmobile. Who thought that this was a good idea? I want to play Batman, not Twisted fucking Metal.
I loved the first two Arkham games but man they really dropped the fucking ball with this one.
>>342806776
>gurglings
>not complaining about rag man on the first floor
>not complaining about shitty rooms in general
>not complaining about the adversary
>not complaining about krampus when he stays at the top of the room and does his spinning laser attack
>not complaining about anything that has to do with the keeper
>not complaining about curse of the blind on floors where you REALLY need a good devil deal to save your ass
>>342805516
at least it's not PC
>driving around town and doing stuff with your crew
>skiddie sets everyone on fire and starts spawning water spouts/money
sure it's died down a bit because of the update, but it'll come backit always does
>>342806386
None, cause I'm a fairly well adjusted adult who realizes things like keyboards, controllers and drywall cost money.
>>342806662
That's a dog.
>>342807265
You had all chances to read the reviews calling it shit, dumbass.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>342807182
>>342804617
Explain to me what's wrong with genji
>>342806996
We're pulling the fucking E-brake here. This is now the original thread subject.
>>342807109
HANZO ON TEAM = INSTA LOSE
Fuck hanzo
>>342807803
The other fucker JUST told me it was a fucking tortoise and I believed him, but that is NOT a fucking dog.
It's a goddamned turtle. Fuck both of you.
FUCK FUCK FUCK OPEN WORLDS ARE KILLING VIDEO GAMES FUCCCCK OFF WITH THIS FUCKING OPEN WORLD MEME
>LE MINIMAP RUINING ANY SENSE OF IMMERSION OR EXPLORATION "LOL HERE IS EVERYTHING IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY WITH A RETARDED LITTLE MARKER SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIND IT YOURSELF"
>HERE IS BIG MARKER ON SCREEN TELLING YOU WHERE TO GO JUST FOLLOW THE FUCKING LINE BRO
>HERE IS COMPLETELY GENERIC COPY PASTED TERRAIN AND BUILDINGS WITHOUT ABSOLUTELY SOULLESS LEVEL DESIGN HAHA ENJOY
>LOL BY THE WAY YOU CAN CRAFT STUFF WITH ALL THE RANDOM SHIT YOU FIND THAT WOULD HAVE NO USE WITHOUT THIS SHITTY CRAFTING SYSTEM
>SIDE QUESTS LOOOOOOOL GO AND COLLECT 20 TREE STUMPS
>LE ITS A SANDBOX YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN FUN NEVER MIND THAT THE GAMEPLAY MECHANICS ARE RESTRICTIVE AS FUCK AND IF THEY AREN'T THEN THEY ARE PROBABLY GLITCHY TURD
>SEE HOW FUCKING EMPTY EVERYTHING IS BUT DON'T BOTHER EXPLORING ANYWAY BECAUSE HERE IS FAST TRAVEL THAT DIMINISHES ANY SENSE OF SCALE THAT WE MAY HAVE BEEN GOING FOR
FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
All this unironic tripfaggyness.wew
>>342804113
use dash to get away from sym, and use dash + wallclimb for winston, he can follow you after you do one, but not both. Keep in mind where healthpacks are while hes zapping you and remember you can damage him as well.
After that korean girl thing, everyone is playing Zarya, she is annoying as fuck to play against.
>>342808127
Stop liking what I don't like - the post.
>>342806386
>used to
Two, but my wall is made out of pure timber and I'm a logger. Yeah, I'm older and I put a hole in it.
At least I can repair it. Had fuck all to do with games.
A while ago I went to a Babe Ruth baseball game and realized "these are the kind of fucks that are posting, and some of them don't even try and play."
Ten steps forward to a ruinous live, already.
I'm mad at Deus Ex GOTY only because I'm running into a bug where I can't swap items after getting off the dock in the FIRST LEVEL.
>>342806386
>being an absolute madman
>>342808239
I'm a memeing fuck: the post
>>342808338
>expecting a 20 year old game to run without problems on new systems
>>342803292
just break the fucking giant crystal behind him and the fight is piss easy you tard holy shit, you should be mad at yourself for being so damn stupid
>>342800358
it's a 40 dollar game surely you can come up with that in a couple weeks
I'm mad because I can't get any help for my system. Constant blue screens that appear only in the middle of gaming sessions, and you'd think I'd be overheating it, but it never goes over like 72 C. I've done the following:
>sfc scan now
>investigated event viewer
>updated GPU drivers, rolled them back, went into safe mode and reinstalled new and old ones
>scanned all my hard drives for inconsistencies and my memory too
>went to a completely different OS and a fresh clean install of Windows
>tried my GPU on another computer where it works fine
>got a new 80+ gold 650W PSU
Now my only fucking option is to buy a whole new system with motherboard, CPU, and RAM. Here I am trying to upgrade my GPU and now the whole fucking system has to go with the old one. And I'm about to incur a penalty in online games because I supposedly "disconnect before the round finishes"
>>342811175
>Now my only fucking option is to buy a whole new system
LOL
"I CAN'T POSSIBLY TROUBLESHOOT ANYMORE!!! WE HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM TROUBLESHOOTING!!!"
it's your video card, dumbass
>>342811307
That was my main suspect from the beginning but now it's registered and I'm waiting for EVGA to just stepup me to a 1070. It won't be much longer according to them, fuck
>>342811509
in the future you take the video card out and run on integrated video to see if you crash. duhhhhh.
pro protip: the component that is as electronically complex as the entire rest of the system combined, jammed into a small rectangle, is probably the one that failed in most cases. intuition serves us well.
>>342811175
What GPU, what driver
Sometimes companies push bad drivers, I remember last winter my Lenovo Y50 got that really bad driver for the 820M that essentially caused the GPU to stop working entirely and Nvidia didn't fix it for like 4 months
>>342811175
>and you'd think I'd be overheating it, but it never goes over like 72 C
oh, and also, this is well well within overheating range bro. overheating isn't some magical thing that happens at a set temperature.
if you have a piece of ram that's soldered in shitty then your overheating temp is lower. More than one bad component? even lower.
this is why you bake your GPU with a brick on top of it. I wouldn't bother with that shit anymore though
TURN 4 4 mana 7/7 on CURVE oh we FUCK YOU
OH AND ALSO THAT MINION I PLAYED ON TURN 1 is NOW A 5/3 hurrrr
FUCKING HS DEVS WHAT WERE YOU THINKING GIVING A TIER 1 CANCER DECK EVEN MORE AMMO
>>342811661
It's a 970 running the latest driver. I ran the one before it and the one before that too. I had a 280x before but it was weak, and now my 970 is just saying "fuck you and your $300"
>>342800002
I'm playing a game with around 90-300 players online and having a blast. Completely ignored doom and overwatch while happily enjoying the witcher on the side. Might pick up doom later when it goes on sale for 20-10$.
>>342812364
What error message are you getting
>>342813019
Kernel Security Check Failure and PFN list error
>>342800002
>it's yet another "epic crying feels meme" episode
>>342811175
Bad ram stick
>>342806386
2 from life frustration, none from videogames. I had difficult teenage years because my dad hit his midlife right as soon as my mom hit menopause, shes a bit older than my pops. Having them project their insecurities every for years gets on your nerves. Still cant find 2 steady jobs to get the fuck out of here...I'm literally a momsbasementdweller against my will.
>>342811175
inb4 you're a win10 cuck. BSOD's happen at random because of poor driver compatibility. Also run a ram test during boot you faggot.
>>342813089
Likely not related but did you recently upgrade to Windows 10? Also do you have a physical network connection or do you have a wifi card/adapter?
>>342813742
>>342813732
I was on Windows 7 and it was happening, which is why I went to Windows 10 and it was still plaguing me. Gonna try testing my memory one more time I guess, there's nothing else I can deduce if my GPU isn't just DoA
>>342814097
It's possible it's DOA, where'd you get it from? Some of these places don't take care of their storeplaces.
>>342800002
Overwatch is fucking stupid. I barely even consider people who strictly play esports related video games to be real gamers anymore. League, Overwatch, SC2, DOTA2, etc. There's so many fucking good games out, and coming out, and yet they spiel LOL I'm SUCHHH a GAMERRRRRRR. You probably don't even own a goddamn console or your Steam library isn't even in the double digits. Fuck modern gaming kids and fuck modern gaming "culture".
>>342814097
If you are using a wifi adapter or similar try disabling it and using a wired connection instead, it's the only thing I can think of to try before you start pulling RAM sticks or replacing your motherboard. The kernel security check failure suggests a driver issue but the PFN thing is baffling. I know you said you checked your hard drive but it's also possible your hard drive is getting old and needs to be replaced.
>>342814421
I built the whole thing in November 2013
>>342814189
Fry's but it was sealed. Maybe they tossed the box around and fucked it up? Regardless the one I'm getting from EVGA directly should be okay since it's manufacturer direct.
>>342814421
Nah I'm using an ethernet cable.
i am frustrated with the state of the industry in general
i'm mad at battlefield because there are no uav's so it's like everyone is using ghost because NOBODY SPOTS.
>>342814421
Hmm. Check your device manager for any devices which are throwing up warnings. Other than that I'm stumped. It could be your GPU I guess but if it works fine on another system I kind of doubt that's the problem.
CAPCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM STOP BEING SO RETARDED, YOU SEE MN9 FUCKING SHIT THE BED, TIME TO MAKE SOME MEGAMAN GAMES WITH INTICREATES IF THEY'RE STILL A THING. OR SHIT, WAYFORWARD WOULD PROBABLY MURDER FOR THE CHANCE OF MAKING ONE. BUT NO. YOU WANNA DO WHAT KONAMI IS DOING AND TELLING GAMES TO FUCK OFF AND MAKE FUCKIN PACHINKO MACHINES ALL DAY WHILE DOING FUCK ALL NOTHING TO HELP YOUR ONE STANDING FRANCHISE LEFT.
>>342804809
Here is my advice for you. Become a nasty, terrible jew. Recruit shitty expendable units and don't name them, don't give any shits about them whatsoever. Send them in, and fucking fire anyone stressed out, injured, diseased, anyone with bad quirks, etc. You literally get infinite schmucks looking for adventure and glory and it doesn't cost you a thing to use up the last worthless days of their lives. Don't invest in worthless idiots until you actually start needing to make proficient parties for bosses and stuff later on. Just make money, upgrade your town, and don't waste your time with worthless units after they've served their purpose.
>>342815053
Probably is the GPU, I guess I'll just wait and play emulators till my 1070 comes in
>>342815497
Perfect advice, thanks anon!
>>342807041
Grab the trophy, hit the dogs.
Throw the trophy at the girl.
Hide behind the fountain until the boss stops shooting, then throw a dagger at him.
Now throw the other 2 daggers. Avoid his right side.
I just walked you through the last boss. Now it's in your hands.And there are bosses in the last level of HM2 but it's handled a lot better
HANZO players why the fuck do i always get these shitty retards in my team, holy fuck stop AGHHH.
Why the fuck do we have a HANZO and WIDOWMAKER in the same team? Where is the healer? Fuck you.
Stop picking 2 TORBJORNS and a Bastion while attacking. Stop it. Stop.
Why do we have 2 GENJI and 2 HANZO in the same team? What the fuck are you guys doing? Don't you know about team comps?
Oh boy I am lvl 37 being paired against 6, lvl 60+ players, While my team is all lvl 20-30s and 1 lvl 90 player playing Mercy. Great fucking matchmaking. This is it, fuck this game. Alt + F4.
>>342800002
I'm so angry I could rape something