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Sam will probably be there
Sam forgive all the speedrunners who used his wife 2 years ago
Sam's going to have such a rude awakening when he realizes everyone's still laughing at him as much now as they were two years ago.
>>342786016
Which is why he made the statement now and not after gdq he expects nobody to bring it up anymore
does that one girl speedrun? i forgot her name but she was a boy before and everyone makes fun of her because she's kinda ugly.. havent seen her speedrun in awhile
I cant wait for this year's autism montage
https://youtu.be/gaUfpou0MBI
>>342786196
Narcissa Wright? Yes and she's better than when she was a male
somebody post the video of his mother getting told he sent nudes to an underage girl
>>342785856
>tfw chibi is no longer a virgin, but your one
>>342786348
>>342786196
>>342786348
>she
>>342786893
BASED CAVEMAN
>>342786348
That sounds pretty stupid
>>342786815
is that a trap?
>>342786815
Thats a tranny
can't wait
>>342786262
>people are still mad i proposed to my girlfriend at AGDQ
>people think its a conspiracy that i said to put the ring on later because I was scared it wouldnt fit her finger.
>fags think i should of proposed at comic con or on the beach instead
>>342786815
that's a man
>>342786815
that is one hideous looking trap
>>342787114
>fags think i should of proposed at comic con
should have*
>>342787114
why not just a simple date
>>342787250
im sorry forgive me
>>342786815
What's that thing to the right of that other thing?
>>342785856
caveman or chibi are gonna stream anything?
>>342787431
kek
>>342786196
>girl
>so heres some money for a great cause, a great game...and a great runner.
Do any of you even care about the games?
>>342787739
Fuck that is one ugly person.
Can't guys our generation just jerk off and get over their sexual fantasies like everyone else?
>>342787739
Will she be there?
>>342788153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIu2Ab_72fU&feature=youtu.be
>>342787898
no just e celebs and politics
>>342787195
she's pretty qt actually
>>342788153
Doubt it, he has crippling anxiety and on some level he has to know he looks like shit despite his twitch hugbox
>>342788153
If this was a woman I wouldnt mind saying she is a qt
>>342788153
He looks like a skeleton now.
He wouldn't be a qt skeleton tho.
>>342788848
>fucking Cosmo
>cute
>>342785975
>>342786095
Wait, the King of Cucks came back? Any links?
>people on /v/ call cosmo cute all the time
>goes trans
>nothing but hate
lmao
I mean she's fucking ugly, but has honestly done fairly well considering their genetics.
>>342789716
>m-muh transphobia
>>342789716
>people on /v/ call cosmo cute all the time
>>342789716
>man becomes woman
>suddenly goes fugly
Whoa, what a shocker, /v/ is homo and only likes men
Is this the guy who took out a massive loan to become Youtube famous?
>>342786815
crushing boy pussy is better than not crushing any pussy
>>342790457
wait, what? Can you elaborate?
>>342790597
I remember something about this guy taking out a multi thousand dollar loan, despite being unemployed, to buy recording equipment for his twitch career.
Something like that, at least.
>>342785856
>mfw I have him added on skype from 2011 when he was in a video with nintendocaprisun
>>342787739
>tfw you will never destroy someone so badly at a live competition that you completely ruin their life forever
How does it feel knowing you'll never be John Numbers, /v/?
>>342790676
I'm not doubting you but something about that story seems like bullshit. I write loans as a career and I can tell you that no underwriter that isn't a complete retard would give approval. If he was that broke he wouldnt have any collateral to secure the loan
> in b4 he redeemed his good boy points for a loan from mummy
>>342787739
>>342788153
>>342788461
Wait a fucking second. Am I understanding that Cosmo got a sex change? What the fuck? Or was this a joke or something?
>>342791191
It was just something I heard. Might be wrong.
I don't follow these people, I just like to come into /v/ threads about them to see what cringey shit they've most recently done.
>>342791393
yes she is a girl now
>>342789716
Nah, anon.
I'm a tranny and I know my trannies, and Cosmo doesn't pass at all. Like zero effort put into it besidea the fact they hardly have androgynous, let alone feminine features.
I'm not saying I'm some shining example, but I can tell when somebody isn't trying to pass.
>>342791451
are you a cute girl?
he privated those Silence of the Lamb-type vids of himself dancing, anyone got the links?
>>342790927
I'm glad that there is an ocean between us and hope that I will never have to be his opponent
>>342791393
He's been on hormones for a long time, he said on stream his dick doesn't even work anymore
>>342791393
No. She's transitioning.
>>342791451
It's what we call a "fake tranny looking for attention on the internet". Too scared to actually take hormones because they're not really trannies.
>>342791836
A soy diet is pretty much the same.
>>342787739
Jesus what happened to cosmo?
>>342791451
degenerate tranny here
I actually dont think Cosmo is that ugly but I might just be telling myself that because I wont pass
>>342790676
He was considering taking out an $8k loan to become a voice actor in Yooka-Laylee (one of the backer/donation incentives).
Also, for those wondering about Sam, king of the cuckolds:
https://twitter.com/ShowVideoGames/status/746424267374477312
He's still married to the same wife that fucked Stiv.
>>342791959
https://youtu.be/J9H8VcU21j4?t=4h8m35s
>>342791754
he should just end his life at that point
>>342791564
I started in high school and now I have a job and stuff that never knew me as a guy. I'm not really comfortable answering that because people will demand pics, though.
>>342791836
I think they are on hormones, but Cosmo isn't trying to pass as an actual girl. I think they just want to be a "trap". It's all highly fetishized behaviour.
>>342792027
I would have trouble believing you pass worse.
>>342792313
Keep your pics, I don't want to see a man.
>>342792313
post pics of your cute feminine dick ;)
>>342792313
>I would have trouble believing you pass worse.
you'd be shocked how bad someone would pass when they start at 19/20
Does cosmo just want to be a trap or is it just his backup plan if HRT fails? coz I can understand the latter
>>342792441
what exactly does a man look like
>>342792571
A miserable little pile of secrets.
>SAY IT
>>342792565
Can I become a cute trap without taking hormones? I just wanna be a sissy
>>342792738
I'm 21 btw
>>342792738
depends on genetics, but more traps you see that camwhore are either on HRT or are underage/late teens that haven't been destroyed by T yet
>>342786196
>>342790892
>legend of Korra profile picture
Now I feel bad for enjoying that show
>>342792884
How very human of you. Dictating what you enjoy by others.
It's people like you who make me happy being the robot I am.
>>342792565
>19/20
>Late
Eh. I mean you won't get an insta-pass like somebody who was 16, but you're well within reasonable boundaries. Plenty of people your age pass fine. Age helps, but I've seen unpassing girls who started at 15 and passing girls who started at 29. It's more to do with genetics.
I think Cosmo has some kind of personality disorder and this is a way of acting out to get attention. Nothing about the way they behave seems to me like legitimate dysphoria.
If you're really trans, settling for being a twink isn't really an option. You'll sudoku when you start to age.
>>342787739
>>342788153
>>342788461
>>342789053
>That face
Would Punch/10
>>342792853
>>342792884
You should feel bad for enjoying it regardless.
>>342786196
apparently mentioning speedrunning on her stream now is taboo or something
>>342793128
>Nothing about the way they behave seems to me like legitimate dysphoria.
can you describe some feelings of legitimate dysphoria? I want to know if that's what I get a lot or if I'm just crazy
>>342786262
>see the guy propose
>immediately skip forward
i can't
>>342787739
>John Number's face when
>>342793084
fucking robots this board is for humans only
>>342785856
What if he just goes there to attend and does nothing to improve his greatness?
>>342793426
I mean I recommend seeing an actual doctor, but sure.
Dysphoria is a disassociation with your body due to your sex. It usually manifests in an intense dissatisfaction with how you look and sound, to the point of serious depression.
It's hard to explain exactly what feeling wrong in your own skin feels like to somebody who hasn't experienced it. But a good way to put this is:
>If you could flip a button and become a girl right now, would you?
If the answer is yes, and I would masturbate immediately, you're a fetishist. If the answer is yes, and I would be so happy I would start crying from joy, you're probably trans.
A common misconception is that genital dysphoria is needed to diagnose GID, but this isn't the case. Dysphoria related to secondary sexual organs, or lack thereof, combined with discomfort in a male role in society and a history of depression caused by this can also diagnose it.
Hope that helped.
>>342793648
Fuck off. You humans are the worst things of the earth. All you do is argue, and reproduce. Try getting a life.
>>342794038
fucking and arguing IS life, ya dolt. just existing like a robot isnt "life"
I like that jump
https://a.pomf.cat/dnjjud.webm
>>342794021
I think I understand anon, thanks a bunch.
if I could flip that switch I'd definitely be the latter, shit if flipping that switch meant I'd never masturbate again I'd be fine with that
sleep tight porker
>isn't even an organism
>telling others to get a life
You can't make this shit up!
>>342794360
sleep tight porker
>>342794234
I've got aspergers too you dick.
>>342794360
Glad I could help, although sorry to hear you're stuck being a tranny like me.
Transitioning is a hard road, and a lot of people give up half way. But stick to it. Work on your voice, take those pills, learn makeup and a flattering fashion, body language and social etiquette and you'll be fine. There's a life waiting for you at the end of the tunnel.
If your experience is anything like mine you'll find out how much you've repressed your femininity and when you're learning the stuff I mentioned above it'll come naturally.
>>342794126
Oh then let me clarify
Why don't you get a better existence?
You mortals can't though I guess. Have fun with your shit existence
>>342792248
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>>342787739
That's a MAN, baby!
>>342792248
>BTFOing your opponent so hard they turn into a woman
>>342785856
really hoping dcj has him on the couch for both runs
>>342793140
Careful you might get one of those awful buck teeth stuck in your fist.
I'm happy that speedrunning is keeping these people off the streets
>>342795728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnME0QPBRNg
>>342795728
aaaaa
Is it possible
>>342791754
Doesn't Cosmo get on these threads or something like that?
>>342796120
With the amount of hate /v/ has for this subject, I really doubt it.
>>342795836
Caveman's about ready to stab anyone who mentions Chibi to him
>>342796120
he's addicted to negative attention
>>342792248
That is almost 5 hours long.
What part of this is the context?
>>342796484
here is the part you're looking for
>>342796620
fuck, forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1ccFY6XAs
I wish Narcissa was going but I hear its getting near its limit on Masquerade Violations.
>>342796120
Narcissa masturbates while reading the mean things people say about her on the internet
>>342796472
Jesus Christ. Dude just turn back while you still have a dick at all. You might be able to save it or at least put like a pump in it. This addiction to bullying is more harmful than your trans disease.
>>342796472
just sad
>>342796742
appreciate it, anon
Guys stop Cosmo is probably in here
>>342797347
t. Narcissa Wright
>>342796856
heh
took me a second
really does remind me of a nos now that i look at him, its that weird rat face.
So, when does it starts?
>>342796742
>spends half a decade perfecting an OoT run
>gets 18:10 after something like 1500 runs
>says OoT speedrunning is over, calls his run a finished product, his record would stand for a LONG time
>some random kid beats it in like a month
>since then it has been beaten dozens of times
I can see how he went insane
>>342796472
Of course he is. Half (or more, depending on the person) of transgenderism is special snowflakism. They do it for the attention, which is why you primarily see MtF trannies. FtM ones are usually the ones with genuine gender dysphoria, young men who are falling for the tranny meme do it because they feel invisible and feel like they'd get more attention if they were women. Call it grass is greener syndrome.
And negative attention is just as good to them as positive attention. It feeds into their low self-esteem, it confirms the bad feelings they already have about themselves.
These people need help. This is a cry for help.
>>342797836
What did she mean by this?
>>342796472
embodiment of JUST
>>342795472
>literally existing only to do what humans tell them to do
>existing
>>342797836
Jesus Christ. He looks worse than your average meth addict. I actually feel bad.
I'm ready to be the first guy making an autism montage. Those thing make good funbux.
>>342797836
dude wtf man..
>>342797812
>mfw he makes a commentated video of his life story and how OoT has evolved as a speedgame
>My name is Cosmo Wright, and this is OoT done in 18:10
>heavily implying the game is done
>some literal who blows him the fuck out like a month later
Top jej lads. Top jej.
>>342798204
People have said to spoiler that image, personally i just think it makes it worse.
The other day i was playing around with it in mspaint, his eyes were looking the other way and shit, it was really messed up. Anyway like most mspaint projects of mine i gave up and closed the program... only to have the original image still open behind it. Literally nearly had a fucking heart attack. It was like he was in my computer LUL.
>>342798470
Dude I agree with you. That was like a literal pop scare
>>342796857
>her
>>342797836
>Spends thousands on pills to shrivel his dick
>Won't spend a cent to fix gnarly teeth
Maybe he'd get laid if he fixed his teeth and then he wouldn't have to go through that whole awkward tranny/suicide faze.
>>342798679
Narcissa is a woman and you should use her preferred pronouns. If you don't, I will ask my wife's son to shut down this website.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w
>>342799031
is this from silence of the lambs?It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
http://u.pomf.is/xtjfov.webm
>>342786196
>She
>her
>girl
>>342799335
>>342799031
What's wrong with her?
>>342794360
sleep tight porker
>>342799031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2vPEz2LAmc
http://webmshare.comt/Gy7w1
>>342799432
so edgy sm h
>>342785856
>/v/ hates e-celeb shit
>keeps making threads about what hilarious memes the autists at SGDQ will give them
>>342788153
no, he/she said that he/she has crippling fear of being sexually harassed in public.
>>342799335
Not to defend Nosferatu, but I also get emotional when I listen to komm susser tod
>>342792249
Just a foriegner who get lost in this board
what happened to this cosmo guy that he had to change his sex?
>>342799790
>/v/ is one person
>>342790927
Why live?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdhE5O0mGw
>>342787739
What in the fuck would possess somebody to behave like this?
Will Chibi be there? If so, I wonder if he'll be handling tech support?
htt://a.pomf.cat/lbshsy.webm
>>342799436
here's a you
>>342792039
He truly is King of Cucks jesus christ.I would totally fuck Tolki though
>>342798275
>did it on chinese N64 to save extra time
>gets beaten by VC
https://youtu.be/MiuNhQkvenI
MASAKA
>>342797870
pretty accurate 2bh
>>342796472
>the mind wanders...
Thoughts?
>>342791191
It's chibi, moron. He didn't take out shit, just talked about it on Twitter so his four fans could say, "don't do it, it's not worth it" so he could feel loved and stave off suicide until the next plea for attention. And quit acting like your some kind of authority on this shit. There's thousand of places that would happily give that moron a 656% apr loan.
>>342798275
>next GDQ event comes along
>donate 18:07 during some zelda game
>it doesn't get read out
>dispute, get refund
A harmless meme and you would have gotten $18 for charity.
>>342787739
Jesus christ. This shit makes me embarrassed that I used to watch Cosmo's streams regularly.
>>342787739
He'll almost certainly kill himself and contribute to the statistic that trannys have a high suicide rate. Gee, I wonder if it could be tied to some sort of mental illness?
HMMMMMmmmm...
>>342796857
How do transgender masturbate? Like do they put stuff up their butts?
>>342802672
I guess he actually showed off his buttplug and dildo on stream a few times.
>>342802614
>HMMMMMmmmm...
>>342802771
gonna need sauce on this
>>342803150
oh /tv/ memes. I miss the super villain shuffle.
>>342802672
If the penis is still there, they can just use that depending on how well it still works.
There won't be a full ejaculation though, it'll just either be dry or dribbling.
>>342786262
>I'm gonna hold on to this, slut, you aint getting shit from me until you sign that prenup
Whoa holy shit, what the fuck
>>342802614
Really makes you think.
>>342792039
>I have forgiven everybody who asked for my forgiveness.
Where can I contact this white boi?
>>342802672
>How do transgender masturbate? Like do they put stuff up their butts?
What, don't all guys fap like that? It feels much better than regular jerkoff, I'm not even gay
>>342792039
>thinking
He did it anon.
>>342792248
JOHN
>>342794360
sleep tight porker
>>342792039
A small investment to foster her career.
it amazes me that speedrunners can put in what looks to be a conscious, directed effort to ruin their lives, and somehow they still end up with better lives than me
>>342800203
Thought he was kicked out
>>342794360
sleep tight porker
>>342797836
DLETE THIS NOW! I SAID NOWWWWW
>>342794360
sleep tight porker
>>342801385
He did take out a loan, plenty of people warned him about it but in the end he took it out due to the fact that it was for his career.
>>342803365
Honestly this seems like the biggest drawback to transgenderism. Your dick just plain doesn't work like it should.
In tranny porn, their ejaculations look so pathetic and they never look like they're actually enjoying the sex they're engaged in. It's fucking depressing.
I love how these speedrunners use the RGN term for every other thing.
>>342794360
Sleep tight porker
>>342803802
Anal masturbation is fun but it's too much effort and has too much setup and cleanup to do every time. Just whipping your dick out and jerking it is all I feel like doing most of the time.
>>342805330
I've read they lose their sex drive and just want to buy shoes and stuff.
>>342786196
>kinda ugly
>kinda
>>342792248
what are they playing at the end there? is that a challenge course in the game or was it made specifically for the competition
and can I play it
>>342805343
when you've done 1000 runs of a video game, it's fair to say you can tell the difference between you fucking up and random chance.
cosmo looks like a literal abomination
it must be torture for someone so incredibly vain and selfcentered to also be hideously ugly (as either a man or as a woman)
>>342794360
sleep tight porker
>>342791089
Do you think she gives herself manicures with those lips?
>>342805595
Its just cringey same as using acronyms for every stupid shit they do. I'd still do her all dolled up though, can't say no to a boy in stockings.
>post yfw you realize Cosmo is in this thread RIGHT NOW negative attention-whoring
>>342805614
Maybe he thinks he looks hot.
>>342794360
sleep tight porker
>>342798275
Don't forget that he imported the iQue just to save a handful of extra seconds but then gets beaten by JP VC as well.
>>342806227
They're either needing to say 'random' or 'RNG'. RNG is easier to fit into sentences and can't be mistaken for 'le so randum xD' when explaining what happened (when they died or whatever).
>>342799790
This is an vidya-autism thread not an e-celeb thread.
>>342799807
well he shouldnt, no human would touch that
>>342806585
Yeah I guess it saves them time.
>>342806702
you absolute madman.
>RNG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u7Sj0PDV5I
>>342806980
Whitegoose is a self-hating individual whose trip through life involves aimless misdirection of that hate toward innocent people, groups, and metaphysical concepts.
He got really bad RNG in life
>>342806980
>>342807313
He was being ironic. If he wasn't then i guess you can expect to be so filled with hate running Goldeneye ILs. That shit can't be fun and i run castlevania 3.
>tfw narci has become a lolcow
>>342786095
what statement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4S2Ytjldlw
>>342805550
You can unlock them in MM after beating the 10 mario challenge.
>>342805521
Im gorgeous and I know it, I don't need anybody or anything to tell me otherwise, youre just jealous of my beauty
>>342809886
You were saying?
>>342805330
Well for most of them they wouldn't want the dick to be there at all.
That or have it's functions severely minimised.
>>342805489
The sex drive remaining is about 50/50. It can either be lowered or kicked into maximum overdrive. The shoe buying stuff is generally a result of adolescence in fast forward. They never had the opportunity to experience a natural puberty as a woman so the whole "I'm going to wear the craziest skirts and rainbow thigh-highs I can" phase that most cis girls go through ends up happening and passing much more quickly.
Source: I bang trannies for a living.
>>342797870
you also notice that we see more male to female stuff online...i never really see anything about female to male unless its like them at a rally or something
>>342810106
how much do you get paid? and also link?
My mind wander.
>>342810040
>>342787739
This looks like the last scene of a found footage movie where it cuts to the last reel of the psycho's home videos.
BUT WILL MAYU"BIG TITS KAWAII VOICE"SHII BE ON THE MIC????
>>342787739
feels like I'm watching a snuff film
>>342810040
Please stop, you're scaring the children.
>>342810456
fuck off
>>342792039
By the wording of his explanation, it seems like he and Tolki are only friends.
Who watching narci right now?
>>342794360
sleep tight porker
>>342810040
jesus christ this is horrifying
rethink your life cosmo, please
>>342811467
>cosmo
Her name is Narcissist you pig.
pls no bully narci, she going through a tough time right now
>narci's stream right now
>>342786095
What statement?
>>342795904
You could at least post the upload from the guy who made it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW_z75fIeIw
>>342811940
shit, i would expect his voice to go at least a bit higher, but he sounds more manly than before
<3 Edo. She a coot
>this whole thread
>she
>her
Come on guys it's called mental illness. nothing wrong with that. he needs help that's all
you faggots are always going on about cosmo why? i think deep down all of you want to be disgusting trannies. prove me wrong.
>>342810658
>these fat titties will never return to gdq
>>342790579
>implying boi pussy isn't the best pussy
>>342812435
trannies commit suicide anyway and shrinks can't help them
WERLD RECKERDS
>>342810658
>>342812640
More of her?
>>342813039
shrinks ould help them if society wasn't encouraging the mental illness as if it's normal and providing them with ways to permanenty mutilate their bodies. ofcurse they're confused.
It'd be like telling an anorexic girl that it's totally normal to not eat and be skeleton mode and then expect her to be a normal healthy person.
trannies need therapy and lots of it
>>342813480
if only
>>342787739
I swear, one of these days I'll create a horror monster based on this person, they always spook me in these threads after all.
>>342813584
Don't worry anon change is coming.
leftists liberalism is on the way out in all of the west. Soon this era of acceptance will end and trannies will finally get the mental help they need and deserve.
>>342785856
>MtF are almost always human trainwrecks on multiple levels
>it's just awkward when they try to act like women
>FtM make excellent reverse traps as long as they don't get surgery
>it's cute as hell when they try to be manly
Can't compete.
>>342788153
teeth
>>342813687
It's already been done
