Try to give one good reason for why you aren't currently jerking off to the Breath of the Wild trailer.You can't.
I haven't played a Zelda game since TP and it wasn't that great.
Because you fagorts acted the same way when Skyward Sword's announcement was being dissected, and it ended up being shit
This game is not going to make anybody buy a nintendo.
Just give it up manchildren
>>342768330
This will be better than TP.
because the trailer sucks and it's boring
Where are you finding these screenshots?
I'm jerming to better shit
>>342768061
i've never been able to get excited for anything in my life.
>>342768061
I can't keep jerking off all day. Gotta take some time to recover.
>I hate games that put too much money into graphics.
>I hate open world games
>I hate modern Nintendo philosophies that games shouldn't be "difficult" or "challenging".
>I don't trust Nintendo when they say they learned from Skyward Sword's mistakes.
>Zelda hasn't been too interesting since Wind Waker, which was in itself heavily flawed
That enough reasons, chum?
>>342768585
Nintendo released a press release for magazines with images in 4K, I just reduced them to 1080 to save on space.
>>342768932
Thanks good sir. I had downloaded that, but I didn't think there was anything in it I hadn't seen yet.
>>342768714
You listen to me, and you listen well, Bobby Hill.
This game runs on GPU (graphics processing unit), so the good graphics are inherit to it. Nintendo didn't have to use that much money to make graphics for it, than a typical AAA Nintendo title. It's only impressive because there's no other game on the market that is GPU-centric. BotW is the first.
The reason is because it's difficult to program an engine for a GPU, and PC's are historically CPU-only. Breath of the Wild represents a breakthrough and might be the next Unreal Engine 5 if Nintendo licenses it (look how much better the physics are). If you EVER want to see video games get out of millenial baby age of funneling billions of dollars into graphics over gameplay, you will buy ten copies of this game to show Nintendo you're investing in GPU-based development.
As for the "openworld," Nintendo has said that this game is based on Ocarina of Time, which is the only tried and true openwrodl game in history. Which is why FFXV is also copying it.
Lastly, they have guaranteed to us that this game is Zelda 1 levels of hard. If you weren't uncultured you would have that game among your top 10 games of all time easy.
I thought I raised you better than to open your mouth about Zelda, I'll tell you what.
>>342770330
Just start using a tripcode and just have this be who you are.
(By the way, the Wii U uses a GPGPU instead of a separate CPU and GPU, you might want to edit that for your next rant.)
>>342768061
No girls.And no, cumskin voice whining "wake up Link" doesn't count.
>>342770330
>Lastly, they have guaranteed to us that this game is Zelda 1
Remember when Skyward Sword was going to be the greatest Zelda ever made or Miyamoto would personally axe the series? RIP in peace Zelda franchise
>>342770330
what the fuck every single videogame in existence runs on a gpu
the cpu handles the computations of the videogame and the gpu handles the visuals
this game isn't any different
>>342770330
>Nintendo didn't have to use that much money to make graphics for it, than a typical AAA Nintendo title
And that's supposed to make me feel better how? It's still wasted money, just like all of their other overhyped AAA titles. The end of the day, they'll still be pushing it as this innovative masterpiece of the universe despite it doing nothing interesting.
> If you EVER want to see video games get out of millenial baby age of funneling billions of dollars into graphics over gameplay, you will buy ten copies of this game to show Nintendo you're investing in GPU-based development.
First, I want Nintendo to show me that this game will be good, that it won't be just another graphical set piece with garbage gameplay, which has described every single Zelda after Wind Waker.
>As for the "openworld," Nintendo has said that this game is based on Ocarina of Time,
Which had several large and boring open areas that had absolutely nothing interesting in them. Lake Hylia, Hyrule Field, Hyrule Castle, Kokiri Forest, and pretty much any area that took 5 minutes to get through, but only had 2, maybe 3 interesting things in it. The fact that Square is copying it should tell you that it's a bad thing, because they've never copied a good thing in their late career.
>Lastly, they have guaranteed to us that this game is Zelda 1 levels of hard.
Nintendo guarantees mean nothing to me when they haven't showed it at any time these past 5 years. It's on them to prove that they can break the habit of casual Mario rehashes and games that offer no challenge whatsoever.
(cont'd)
>>342768494
Average nintendo fan
https://www.youtube.com/user/DroneCrusher/videos
>>342770621
>cumskin
wot
>>342768061
>Ps2 level of graphics
woah... so this is the power of zelda?
>>342770330
(cont'd)
>If you weren't uncultured you would have that game among your top 10 games of all time easy.
I don't see why it deserves that spot. It's aged like milk, with several areas that serve no purpose on the map other than to be filler, dungeon bosses who can be cheesed easily, items that are completely useless except maybe once or twice (the raft comes to mind) and the only challenge is self-imposed, like if you choose to play the game without the sword. If the vanilla experience can't offer me a good challenge, then why gimp myself? If it does, I'll try challenge modes and impose restrictions if I think they'll make the game interesting, but I'm not gonna replay through TLOU or Uncharted, for example, because i think "oh I'll just make a self-imposed challenge! that'll make this casual experience better!" It's a bandaid on an open wound, nothing more.
>>342771303
ps3 easily
go back and play a few ps2 games, you mongoloid
>>342768496
Is that pic supposed to be impressive? I swear, all of the hype around this game seems to be focused on the enviorment. I mean yeah, it looks like a passable fantasy enviorment by 2016 standards, but what about the actual game is there to be exited about, that isn't readily available in many a indie survival game?
>>342770330
>Ocarina of Time, which is the only tried and true openwrodl game in history. Which is why FFXV is also copying it.
What the fuck I dont even
>>342771493
Fun
>>342771686
Fun would be nice, but it's a buzzword in this industry, and it's subjective.I don't find looking at set pieces fun.
>>342771493
Big ass monsters
>>342771167
>Which had several large and boring open areas that had absolutely nothing interesting in them.
The only reason you think this is because you're bad at Ocarina of Time or are playing it as a sandbox game when it's not (in fact you're asking it to be more boring than you think it is, you just don't know it because you don't know that's what you really want). It has lots of things to do in all those areas except Hyrule Castle. fishing, racing Running Man, Big Poe hunting, forest stage, finding secrets using a Gossip Stone, killing all the peahats as a kid.
>>342771320
>I don't see why it deserves that spot
Cause you're a baby who has to be spoon-fed how to think of a game by a reviewer or the masses. Instruction manual for the game challenges you to find your own way to play the game. It's not unintentional that you don't begin with the sword.
Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong about either of these things. You know deep in your heart it's true.
>>342772335
>It has lots of things to do in all those areas except Hyrule Castle.
Yes, and sadly it's all very shallow once the initial impression wears off.
>fishing
Interesting for a bit, but ultimate stagnates because it comes down to waggling really. Dark Cloud 2 actually had a far better fishing minigame and was much more involved. You could also get cooler prizes by participating, whereas in zelda you get a heart piece and a scale you don't even need anymore.
>racing Running Man
Which does nothing but act as a high score. There's no incentive to even try it.
>Big Poe hunting
Which, despite the work required, only nets you a bottle, and at this point you'll already have at least 2.
>forest stage
Ultimately gives you nothing, and you don't really do anything in it. Again a gimmicky sidequest.
>finding secrets using a Gossip Stone
Which requires a mask that you don't get unless you partake in a boring sidequest. The knowledge doesn't help you that much, nor does it really shine much on the lore other than obvious things you'd already figure out.
>killing all the peahats as a kid.
What does that do again?
>Cause you're a baby who has to be spoon-fed how to think of a game by a reviewer or the masses.
>he says while praising a game that's being praised byy every single game journalist and outlet and was tweeted more times than any other at E3
>>342772829
>Which requires a mask that you don't get unless you partake in a boring sidequest.
Actually I meant with the Stone of Agony, but you just brought up how in-depth the sidequests in OoT are.
>What does that do again?
I don't know. Have you ever tried it? I always miss one. That's why I brought it up. There's always something.
>he says while praising a game that's being praised
Zelda games haven't been praised like this in a long time.
I find the LoZ games too simple now. The combat is generally quickly mastered and the formula is repetitive.
I generally tend to play strategy games and RPGs now instead.
I realize you're a turboautist but people are allowed to have opinions.
>>342773347
>Actually I meant with the Stone of Agony, but you just brought up how in-depth the sidequests in OoT are.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. What purpose did that serve again?
>I don't know. Have you ever tried it? I always miss one. That's why I brought it up. There's always something.
But what's the point? A sidequest should have a reward or something to warrant me wasting time on it. If it's some common garbage item, what use is it?
>Zelda games haven't been praised like this in a long time.
Tell that to Hyrule Warriors and Link Between Worlds and Skyward Sword. All average-mediocre games, but praised on brand name alone.
>>342768061
I'm not 12
>>342773654
>Tell that to Hyrule Warriors and Link Between Worlds
Hyrule Warriors is not even a Zelda game. There's almost no run-off into that series from Zelda. It's Musuo fans getting the better deal out of that. And A Link Between Worlds isn't great, but it was the best game of the year it came out.
Why don't you bring up Majora's Mask 3D? A good remake that gets trashed by people spreading myths about how extensive the enhancements were.
The bigger you are, the bigger your target is. Zelda is not big, but it's still a big target. It's the old Kung Fu master in the room that every streetpunk reject of a game, wants to claim to be the one that beat him.
>>342770330
This had better be bait or nintendrones drop another rung on the ladder.
>>342774242
>And A Link Between Worlds isn't great, but it was the best game of the year it came out.
stopped reading there. Were you blind that year?
>>342775102
Were you? 2013 was the worst year in gaming since 2011.
>>342774242
>but it was the best game of the year it came out.
Why are LoZ fans so deluded?
>>342775317
But there were far better games.
I have cried to this trailer several times
>>342775713
>emotionally stunted and immature
>autistic to some degree
>loves Legend of Zelda
and nobody was surprised.
>>342775885
Fuck you
>>342768061
Nothing I haven't seen done before in other games, and arguably better. Maybe to a purely console only player, who's only experience with sandbox/open world games is Bethesda games, this might look impressive.
Good for anyone who's anticipating the game. I might pick it up used in the future.
>>342770330
Glad to see I'm not the only one who's drunk posting tonight.
>>342775992
>>342776051
The only thing I'm drunk on is truth, I'll tell you what.
>>342773587
>strategy games
oh i didn't realize i was speaking to Einstein here
>>342768061
I'm not a Nintendrone. Nothing that I've seen so far tells me this is going to be that different from the last couple Zelda games. All these threads saying 10/10 and shit. Give me a break.
>>342768330
well TP is the worst zelda game Ive ever played so thats no surprise
seriously its even worse than SS (imo)
>>342774304
It's called a false flag you gullible retard, look it up and you're soon realize that there's a fuck ton across the board.
because I don't have a link op
>>342768494
But anon-san.
I'm considering buying the NX for this game.
That is, if it's not gimmicky trash like the last two Nintendo consoles.
They make me sleepy. Zelda games put me to sleep.
>>342778267
Cause they're comfy.
>>342776919
>seriously it's even worse than SS
>(imo)
pathetic
>>342778139
>I'm considering buying an NX for this game
>if it's not gimmicky trash
who are you kidding here?
>>342776476
Why don't you kick it into high gear and erotic role play Hank Hill while you're at it my fiction friend.
>>342779350
why don't you get a life?
>>342778542
I like how comfy is used to justify how boring it is in a similar vein how hipsters like the aesthetic of something to justify how it sucks.
>>342768061
Uh I've got a good reason
it's called the game doesn't even come out this year
>>342768061
You're right, I can't jerk off to that trailer. It's just not arousing.
No giant women.
I needs me the giant women.
>>342779482
Are you seriously defending this fucking tripfag?or are you the tripfag in disguise? either way it's pretty fucking pathetic
Of course I"m jerking it to Link
He's made for sex
>>342768061
I just had a hot steamy make out session with an 8/10 big breasted chubby
pic related, her body type
>>342779872
I'm not defending anyone I just think you need a better one.
>>342774304
>tfw you've been on 4chan 11 years and never seen the original until now
t-thank you anon-kun
>>342780076
>tattoo
Gross.
>>342780148
Mine is fine since I'm not a tripfag role playing as Hank Hill and I'm not some dolt trying to come to his defense.
>>342780639
you're also confused on what a tripfag is
I didn't care much about the trailer. It wasn't until I saw actual gameplay that I was impressed. That is, confirmation that it wasn't a shitty TP/SS knock off.
>>342780076
>chubby
That girl is just a typical hourglass shape. She's not chubby at all except her breasts.
>>342768061
mah dick is all raw and chafed and I need a break
>>342780981
weeeell, I was gonna err on the side of caution pre-emptively calling her chubby, but yeah, I agree
she's stunning and so is my girltoo bad she was on her period and now I'm not gonna see her again for like 2-3 weeks because I go on vacation
>>342768061
It's going to be a one trick pony, where every normie gets obsessed with it for maybe three months before moving on, like they do with Smash.
Then, legitimate criticism will slowly reveal all the flaws, and people will stop talking about it for good. Or until the "which one is the best Zelda" topic inevitably comes up.
After the initial sales, Nintendo will fall into irrelevant status again because a company like them can't survive on one game and maybe a port of Smash for their new console.
>>342768061
Th trailer and demo makes me happy, and makes me hopeful. but I'm still tempering my expectations. I would rather go in with lowered expectations, with the potential of the game exceeding them. Rather than going in with insanely hyped expectations, and then bitch when the game can't reach literal "I'm jerking off in excitement" levels.
>>342779907
i want to lick link's vagina bones
>>342768061
it's not porn.
Why are there so many shitposters in every Nintendo-related thread
It's funny, really
>>342781895
contributing a smug observation which adds nothing is a shit post too
>>342780741
No, but you certainly are a tenacious little idiot.
>>342781895
Because Nintendo fans on /v/ are all over 25 on average, and maturing out of the baseless shitposting.
While everyone else who hates Nintendo as the "kiddy" console, are all teens on average, and love nothing more than to meme about bad graphics, and gender issues.
>>342782206
don't get mad at other people because you use words you don't understand
>>342782662
I'm assuming you don't have an editor that's double checking the fiction you seem to enjoy posting because you certainly like to publish a lot of bullshit.
At this point we're done you're not worth bothering and I don't have all night to argue with an autist.
>>342782918
>I don't have all night
kek
learn the difference between the name field and using a tripcode when you come back
>>342783061
>>342782918
would both of you faggots get a room already and fuck off?
>>342768061
I haven't owned a nintendo console since the N64
>>342783209
why?
so you can resume not talking about zelda?
>>342783061
FUKKEN SAVAGE
Get rekt little bitch boy >>342782918
>>342783061
>being this concerned over 4chan etiquette
might as well go back to >>>/reddit/ if you're gonna get so ass blasted over shit like this.
>>342768061
i'm here to watch zelda footage and spew bubblecum
and i'm all outta cum...
>>342783486
Well we need all the senseless chatter about BotW as we can get this this is probably one of a half dozen or so threads about it that are likely active
>inb4 some faggot has to fact check and verify the specific amount of threads to prove me wrong to sate his/her OCD
>>342783716
might as well crawl back into your mom's vag if you don't like being told you're wrong
>>342784040
>he's going all out
This is getting comical, please continue we're having a good time now. What else ya got OCDfag?
>>342784391
no-one has ever used comical while referring to something funny
>>342784845
>no-one has ever used comical while referring to something funny
>>342785234(you)
>>342785617
>>342768714
Supposedly the demo was pretty hard and all the journalists were getting #rekt but we all know they can't actually play games
I want another game set in Termina
>>342787354
I'd love to design a game set in the Twilight Realm.
>>342785617
did..did anyone read it?
Because I'm not sexually aroused by video games unless they are porn.
