Who the fuck actually likes this uppity cunt?
>Constantly steals shit
>Her ends always justify her own means
>Invades Geralt's privacy and reads his mind without his permission or telling him. She obviously doesn't trust him, believe he's an equal or treat him with any respect whatsoever.
>Self-righteous
>Dumb as shit and yet arrogant too
>Stupid fucking name
Can I kill her? I'm about half-way through Witcher 3 and I regret not asking Triss to stay with me. I'm just gonna end the game without a love interest.
You can break her heart with the Djin
>It's the "man with shit taste" episode
>>342766023
Yen is based.
>woman is not uguu naive submissive waifu
>FUCKING BITCH
Back to weeb shit with ye, plebian
Kill yourself you beta fuck
>>342766023
>Currently the most powerful Sorcerer after Philippa
>Stays loyal to Geralt
>Has been with Geralt for about 30 years
She might act like cunt, but she loves Geralt.
Yennefer a Tennefer
>killing your daughter's adopted mom
>not realizing that if it wasn't for Yen then Ciri would have never been save
>not realizing that Yen reads Geralt's mind due to Geralt suffering from emotional issues
>calling one of the smartest people in the Witcherverse dumb
>hating on the name Yennefer of Vengerberg
Smh desu senpai
>>342766023
you can dump the bitch but you need her help in the main quest, she gets all bitchy about it and even teleports you into danger if you push her too far
she is a cunt I was glad to be rid of her.
>>342766023
Yen is best girl. You just aren't man enough to handle nor appreciate someone on Geralt's level.
Go stick with the schoolgirl crush manipulative ginger slag.
>>342766023
Triss is complicit in the lodge trying to sell off Ciri to Not-Dubai.
Triss inserts herself into Geralt's disjointed memories, only fucked him in the books because she basically date raped him with magic. He was even broken up with Yenn at the time and she needed magic to get in his pants.
Triss is fucking nuts considering the book chapters you get inside her head.
Literally everyone with magic can read minds. Geralt in the books uses this to complement Yenn on her ass, in "earshot" of an entire party of dick hungry sorceresses at Thannedd.
>she's a bitch when you fuck around and threaten Ciri
No shit retard. I bet you sided with Jane in TWD.
First rule of women, if they're being a bitch, don't try to be an even bigger bitch than them.
The game even gives you options to play Book Geralt, who didn't let any of her shit phase him, and she fucking respects you for it.
>>342766023
Post W1 Triss is fucking annoying though. If you don't like Yen keep Geralt a slag-man, its no biggie
>Yenfags
How are you liking your cuckoldry?
>>342766023
Yen is the perfect woman and never in a thousand years will I be man enough to deserve her
>>342767996
This. But then again most Triss fanboys are either new to Witcher with W3 or just think the books don't matter.
>>342767887
she teleports you after finding evidence of Geralt's infidelity and a bunch of witchers trying to tell her that they have a better idea of how to help her adopted daughter than she does
>>342767795
More like dingleberg. Kill yourself.
>>342766023
thats way I prefer Triss. Triss 4e
>>342768304
Triss fanboys are also creepy waifu-obsessed losers who don't actually want a real human relationship but just fantasized bullshit. People who pick Yen have actually had a relationship OR at least know what a real relationship is like.
>>342767454
>>Currently the most powerful Sorcerer after Philippa
Human? Yes.
>>342768342
that teleport part was fun though, based yen
>>342768612
Too fucking true.
>>342768379
>kill yourself
you first senpai
>>342768670
Francesca>Philippa>Yen=Rita
Don't know enough about Ida to place her but she is supposed to be pretty powerful.
>>342767996
I've never seen an OP takedown this brutal in 2016
>not putting on Yennefer's clothes and crankcalling eternal fire priests on the shitter
Yen is a strong woman who don't need no man but she chooses to be with you.
If you're not into that you're a goddamn cuck.
>>342768891
She's a sage, so it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume her powers being stronger than Francesca.
>>342768915
>her entire character written that she needs no man
>madly in love with geralt's son of gevalt obesely overweight cock
kek
>>342768612
I don't want a game to remind me of my past relationships and constant bitching. It's Triss or nothing.
>>342768612
Here's the thing about waifufags. I don't hate them because I've seen fags on /a/ that use it as an alternative to Supreme-Gentleman Delusion or Shinji Ikari Depression. They have their fake GF to springboard themselves into finding success in at least some areas of life. But it's an ideal that no one will ever be able live up to.
The closest things I've got to waifus are just characters that are deeply flawed and have personal issues. They ain't no "Best Girls" and the only thing that redeems them is acknowledgment of their issues.
>>342768910
I ain't that good nigga. Anybody who's dad was alpha as fuck but didn't have to say it and mom didn't take no shit knows what i'm talking about.
Yennefer SEEMS like an aloof bitch until you get to know her.
Shit, she drinks with Witchers for fuck's sake.
>>342767454
>>Stays loyal to Geralt
In one of the short stories she drags Geralt to some shitty town and deliberately cheats on him with some moldy old mage that lives there. She straight up told Geralt (after he found out and confronted her, she had no intention of telling him) that she went to visit the guy KNOWING that she would probably end up sleeping with him. Then after Geralt decides not to kill the guy, Yennefer just ditches him with nothing more than a note as a goodbye.
Geralt is too good for Yennefer.
>Can tell both Yen and Triss to fuck off
>Can't stay with Shani
fuck off
>>342769689
>Geralt
>too good for Yen
He literally fucks two of her close friends before this. Would later go on to cheat on her with Fringilla and then lie to her about it and before Yen cheated on Geralt he literally runs away after living with her for 6 months in Vengerberg and left nothing but a note and a flower then comes back after 4 years and tries to get with her after she already moved on. They are the same. That's like the whole point, both have done some fucked up shit to each other.
>he didn't fuck the Iron Maiden
Yen's the kind of woman I would never want to be in a romantic relationship with, but one I would want to be friends with. Geralt's final line to her after the quest, "Goodbye, Yen." really does break my heart.
>>342768227
But you can cuck her back. I feel like its like a thing for Geralt and Yen, they constantly cuck each other and secretly get off that
>>342766695
Cuck detected
>>342770194
>magic'sgone.jpg
>>342770125
I'm a little biased.
>gevalt
>settling down
Nah
For some reason I enjoyed Yen's constant finger pointing.
>Play as story book Geralt
>Tell everyone to fuck off
>Kill monsters for the rest of my days
>>342770325
That's fine and all but the whole point is that they both have done some fucked up shit to each when it came to the relationship and to try to spin it that Geralt is to good for Yen is wrong cause Geralt is a piece of shit when it comes to being in relationship. He's a good man but is a shit boyfriend and partner.
>>342770464
>Play as story book Geralt
>Tell everyone to fuck off
but that's not book Geralt
>>342770386
true the happy ending he got his a little far fetched, should have just killed him off and shipped him off to Avalon
>>342769689
>she drags Geralt to some shitty town
They were apart before the story. They meet up after being apart, in that town.
Yenn did not mention that she had met someone in the meantime that she also cared for, and thus what biding time, and then fucked both of them within 24 hours. Thats fucked up, and the only things she really did wrong, and they happened literally 30 years before witcher 3.
She legitimately cared for both of them and didn't want either of them killing each other. Istredd wanted Geralt to kill him if he couldn't have her. She leaves both of them.
>>342770125
This. Not to mention all these troubles are from before "Something More," that something more needed to bind them together stronger than the Djinn's wish. Ciri literally brought the best out in both of them, especially considering how obsessed Yenn was with curing her infertility before all that.
>>342770194
I don't know man,my dad was a silent alpha and my mom acted alot line Yenn. dad got cancer and you have never seen a woman fight so fucking hard for somebody.Probably projecting a bit, but You want the bitch that's got your back mang.
Post yfw
>>342767165
There's a difference between the submissive shit /r9k/ fags dream to put in a cage in their basements, and someone who can stand for themselves yet still treat you with respect.
Yen isn't the later, and neither the former, she's just plain bitchy, have no consideration about anything and a general pain to deal with.
W1 Triss > W3 Yennefer > W3 Triss > W2 Triss
>>342769689
Almost all of this post is bullshit. I'm listening to the audio books now and I'm on this story.
>>342771369
>tfw no one will ever send you a letter like this
>>342766023
she is an accurate portrayal of a woman
>>342771605
>have no consideration about anything
except that she would do anything in this world for Ciri and Geralt? Especially Ciri.
>>342770259
>Geralt slept with a million women in the first two games
>Yennefer only tried to seduce Auckes and nothing more
>>342771605
>she's just plain bitchy, have no consideration about anything and a general pain to deal with.
We're not talking about Triss here.
>>342771171
Damn that's pretty rough. Was your mom hot objectively? Cuz if she was an uggo then it's not surprising.
>>342771605
>have no consideration about anything
But this is wrong. She killed herself for Geralt which is like the greatest act of love we have seen in the series oh and that and she was willing to take a knife to her wrist herself without hesitation to save Ciri. She would literally do anything for Geralt and Ciri. Nothing is too great. She might not care about a lot of things but make no mistake she loves Geralt and Ciri with all her heart and will do anything to save them and has done just that. If that means doing some fucked up shit then so be it.
>>342772235
Back in the 80s, yes.
Shits different when they're approaching their 60s.
>>342771605
>>342769689
Reminder that Geralt was fucking Vigo for like a month straight while Yennefer was being torched and mind broken.
>>342772889
https://my.mixtape.moe/aytscd.webm
Model swapping is amazing
>being a disgusting Cirifag
>>342772889
Wasn't it like 2 or 3 months?
>That scene were he calls fringilla Yen during sex
kek
Yen got seriously fucked up but I got to give her props for staying strong. Her hands were like a blob of flesh and bones.
>tfw when yen will never do some hardcore cbt on you
Biggest cutie is that medic grill from HoS forgot her name.
>>342766023
>he thinks triss doesnt read geralts mind
at least yennefer admits it
>>342766023
She is canon waifu. I had to pick her. I am a cuck. But lambert fucked triss.
>>342774068
Forgetting Shani.
only a cuck likes yen
>>342766023
>I lost my memories Yen.
>she still gets mad
Any time I see anything like that in a story it pisses me off. He didn't fucking know you frigid bitch, he had very limited intel. Throw him a bone already.
>Geralt is raising another man's daughter
>his gf cucks him on a regular basis
Great game, CDPR, my wife's son loves it
>>342771157
> just killed him off and shipped him off to Avalonthat;s LITERALLY what has happened before the games ruined the timeline
>>342771369
he brought it onto himself, should've written it in other words
>>342775031
He can't have kids so he took ownership of the top princess in pretty much the entire world, cut him some slack.
>>342775031
>takes daughter of most powerful emperor in world
>raises her to hate him.
>maneuvers her into usurping her biological fathers crown and yet rejecting his legacy.
Emir the cuck and so are you.
She's probably the most human character in a game, which is weird because she was clearly designed to be a fap bait
>>342775031
>implying Geralt didn't cuck Yen as well
I mean he's a cuck but she's also a cuck as well. It's a cuck family.
>>342775763
>implying Yen's beauty isn't a big part of her character
If she didn't look like that then she wouldn't be Yen.
>>342775763
Overwatch is fap bait. TW3 is full of top tier waifus.
>>342771369
The cheekiness of it. Made me giggle when I read it.
>>342770232
Yep they are both whores
>>342767996
>First rule of women, if they're being a bitch, don't try to be an even bigger bitch than them.
>>342768304
>>342768910
do you blow eachother after complimenting eachother on that eloquent sjw narative ?
yen is a bitch, made the game boring, so did ciri and so on. id rather play the bad guys and wipe everyone of.
>>342776149
>Yenn
>wearing white
Yuck
>>342776796
you're a dumb faggot
>>342776796
> yen being a bitch made the game boring
>>342776796
>id rather play the bad guys and wipe everyone of.
Careful with that edge.
>That scene where Ciri goes off to Nilfgaard
>>342766023
t. triss
Because she's hot as all fucking hell?
>>342777253
She's a fucking hunchback
>>342777337
She fixed it when she was 13. It's not an illusion what you see is what she looks like.
Yencucks being beta males as usual.
"Muh wife is fucking another dude but she loves me thoooo"
>>342777439
better than
>fucking lambert the prick fucked my gf
>>342777337
> B-but, s-she's a hunchback GUYS!
> Sh just looks hot as fuck
>>342776149
>yen
>wearing white with no black
Even in that one short story were she got married to Geralt she was wearing black and white.
>>342777546
Fanfics are cute and all but lets stay with the facts anon.
>>342767996
And fucked Lambert and Eskel. Fuck that whore.
>>342777653
How does that lambert dick tastes
>>342777721
Lel u got told. Stay mad bruh
OP here. I'm really regretting letting Triss go.
What did he mean by this?
>>342777868
You should. Yen is a bitch. Theres no way around it.
Shes not "le stronk sexy womyyyn" that these cucks make up.
Being a bitch is not the same as being a strong woman
>>342777653
>fanfics
>>342778053
Oh thank god they actually touch up on this. I thought geralt was going to completely forget about the sorceroress bullshit that happened.
>>342778079
>>342777868
I'm just going no romance route now. I'd reload but it was at least 10 hours ago.
>>342778150
Told. Geralt is the only friend lambert has right? Oh wait. Told.
>>342777868
Triss goes anyways and disappears for a very long time. She appears during some battle scene that's 80% through the main story and then gets like one sidequest and that's it. The only thing different is if you romance her you get like 3 short conversations with her towards the end of the game that they had to add in cause the Trissfags rioted on the forms cause muh waifu,
>>342766023
thanks for attracting a bunch of /vg/ waifufaggots to /v/
seriously between the witcher threads and mass effect threads /vg/ has the worst "board culture" on 4chan
>>342778053
>>342778176
So much this.
>>342778053
he's saying bullshit to menge so he doesn't blow his cover
>>342778079
but Yen is a strong woman, she's a bitch but she's a strong woman
you can be both and that's what she is
>>342778368
Most of these tards didnt even play the game so they dont realize that.
>>342778053
She deserves it for selling out Ciri.
>>342778434
Fine ill agree with that. However being a massive bitch is still something she could do without
>>342778221
Cmon. Her fucking card was in his bed when you missed the gewnt quest.
>>342778471
If you removed hyperbole, misquotes and out of context quotes from /v/, this place would be deserted.
Yen's gwent card is better than triss's card.
Checkmate.
>>342777337
If they're both sterile and will never have biological kids, who the fuck cares. She had it removed with plastic magic decades ago.
>>342778560
And that proves what? He has the card so you have to get it somehow. Who has the Yen card? Does that guy/woman/cow/plant fuck Yen? I doubt it. This is forcing fanfic tier info
>read books
>Yen is perfect
>play game
>Yen is perfect
>looks perfect as well
HNNNNNG
>>342778368
lol sure
>>342778221
>footprints leading away from triss' window
>her card was on his bed
kek
>>342773217
>Downloaded a mod with Shani and B&W characters
>Didn't work.
Sad.
>>342778560
Have you read the books m8? He has that whole giving her shit all day because he secretly likes her thing going on, but she finds him disgusting
Why doesn't anyone in the Witcher world find it weird that there's cards of themselves?
>>342778849
(You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6sZaa3BpY
>>342778558
Ok then I can agree. Yen is a cunt, that's who she is. She's a merciless,ruthless, bitchy but will also do whatever it takes to save her close loved her ones and has some very strong willpower, you won't break her and she will never give up. There is a sweet caring side that she masks to all but a few due to her childhood. When it comes down to it she's a person that suffered traumatic experiences also throughout her childhood which unfortunately made her what she is. She should probably explain this to someone and doing so could help her but she's too proud.
>>342779254
>and then I found yen
>that smile
>>342779254
Wut? Was you proving my point part of your plan?
>>342779262
That's some bullshit m8, she isn't some deeply broken traumatized chick.
Being powerful as fuck for decades would make anyone jaded and unwilling to take any shit (see for reference; every other old sorcerer in the books)
She's awesomely sarcastic though, like 90% of Sapkowski's characters
>>342779198
Probably why he faps to her gwent card in bed.
But nooo lets make shit up instead like 12 year old fanfic writers.
"Lambert fucked triss on le unicorn LELELEL"
>>342778849
>>342779851
>"Lambert fucked triss on le unicorn LELELEL"
Nobody said that. Are you trying to strawman?
Also
>LELELEL
Are you autistic?
>>342779101
Dude Lambert is secretly in love with her so he faps with her gwent card and prob spies on her. She finds him disgusting tho.
Read the books tardio
>>342780017
Not understanding sarcasm is a sing of autism anon. Seek help
>>342779717
It played a huge part on her. She is also jaded from living 100 years cause who wouldn't be but her traumatic youth lead to her becoming thick skinned and developing a hard shell. Tissaia tells her this after Yen's attempted suicide. She came from a broken home, her family didn't want her, her father beat her and disowned her, she was a hunchback and was treated like shit. It got so bad that she couldn't handle it anymore and she slit her wrists when she was 13. Before she bled out she was found and Tissaia told her to toughen up and that this would be the last time she ever cried as there is nothing more pathetic than a sorceresses in tears. So she did just that she became a ice queen that would never let herself feel like she used to when she was a kid. This is a pretty big part of her character...
>>342779851
>>342780017
>LELELEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQS4o_bYA_M
>>342780180
Sucking cock is a sign of faggotry, anon.
>>342779861
Answer the question anon. Who gives Yens card? That means they fuck right?
>>342780069
>win Triss gwent card from Lambert
>it's all sticky
>>342780350
>>342780069
>Lambert in love with Triss
>Not Eskel
Triss should have just went for Coen desu but she had to try to steal her best friend's man again.
>>342780017
>he doesnt know about the "LOLOLOLOL xD" greentext shitposting people do when out of arguments
pic related
>>342780350
Even more proof. Holy shit
>>342780356
Damn son you got mad
>>342780501
>dragon age
would have been better if the example wasn't right.
New dragon age at least
>>342780403
Nobody said that was the only reason. It's the way he said "friend" and the fact that theres footsteps leading away from the window in Triss house.
>>342780501
Posts a png made by biodrones. Are you a irl cuck? Its fucking pottery
>there are people who willingly broke up the family
>>342780821
Some of us remember when Bioware was good. Dragon Age included.
>>342780743
Read the thread anon
>>342780069
>>342780180
>sarcasm
I think you mean strawman
>>342780830
Yeah cuz Yen getting thick sorcerer dick in the books didnt break anything
>>342780959
lol im sure thats what it is
>>342780821
never even played dragon age, i saved it because it's literally spot on, regardless of how shit the game used in the example might be.
>>342766023
Leave it to 4chan to fuck up a relationship with a girl who is cursed to love them for all time.
>>342780350
>>342780928
fairly sure that image was made after DA2
>>342781261
>cursed
also thats not even really what the wish was. it was to bound their fates together. they were together and part even after the wish was made.
>>342781192
> regardless of how shit the game used in the example might be.
Counter point
>What I liked about gone home is the level of storytelling it had. I haven't seen the same attention to detail in many other games
Now whose shitposting?
>>342781192
Books are canon anon. Its irrelevant what you think.
>>342781354
Anytime spent with Geralt is a fucking curse
>>342781089
It clearly didn't and they weren't even a family then.
>>342781526
this.
he even managed to get a fucking higher vampire killed just by hanging out with him
>>342781423
If someone replies with
>WUT I LIKED BOTU GON HOOME ISZ AMOUNT OF STORYTELLING LELELEL xD
Then yes the point remains. Regardless of how shit the game is, that's how shitposters reply to arguments when they have no legit counter-argument.
The last line in
>>342779851
is a great example.
>>342781506
I never said they weren't, wrong person maybe?
>>342781354
Tbf Geralt did question if her cursed Yen in "A Little Sacrifice" by forcing her to be with him after the whole thing with the Shard of Ice because he finally he realized realized how she felt whenever she was around him. Still though they clearly were madly in love by the end of them and hell they even loved each other in the beginning it's just that when two people without a lot of issues who happened to be very independent get together it's going to take a while to fix everything.
>>342781781
If somoene offers obvious bait and you reply with shitposting in turn is it really shitposting?
Do I not have the right to shitpost in defense?
>>342781581
i wish we could wear their armor. It's so spooky.
Since everyone here knows everything.
Tell mewhy the fuck was Orianna in the cinematic trailer and got killed by Geralt?
>>342782324
Isnt it obvious? He killed her after the events of B&W
>>342782324
Geralt literally says "I will come back for you, to kill you".
>>342782324
because she was sucking children blood
>two powerful alpha people who can't stay away from each other but also will never back down in an argument
>Yen is pretty much a mother to Ciri and will move earth and heaven to protect her
>they're genuinely in love with each other, but it's complicated adult love, not teen novel love
>great banter to top it off
>Yen probably makes Triss look like a nun in bed
Yen is clearly the best choice, Triss is literally Bioware romance tier.
>mfw Geralt finds the unicorn in the fairy tale land
Kind of cool how they put it in Geralt's bedroom once you beat B&W and if Yen comes to live with you.
>>342782324
I didn't think that was her. More of an inspiration as she that vamp was an alp. Orianna was like Regis was she not?
>>342782489
But in the Launch trailer? That was over a year ago and a huge spoiler. That is one of the routes I have yet to play. FUCK
>>342766023
She's a female version of Geralt.
>>342781985
Learn to spell and form coherent sentences.
>>342768227
Geralt fucks a ton of women including whores. Why shouldn't she be able to have affairs too?
>>342782324
Cool reference once you actually play B&W and realize it was her the entire time. I was wracking my brain to why she looked familiar the entire time she showed up. Hit me like a ton of bricks once I did the quest. Really cool moment.
Don't even think they robbed us of a good fight, she was just another Bruxa. This way we get a neat trailer.
>>342782650
>those references to Vilgefortz
Based expansion.
>>342782650
Its clearly her anon. Use your eyes. She sings the same song ingame for fuck sake.
>>342782808
Women and men aren't the same.
>>342782808
Do you even know where you are?
Anyway, all those affairs and side chicks are meaningless, they both love each other and fuck other people because of their massive libidos. You can't stay loyal to one person when you can live for many centuries.
>>342782808
Because she's a woman and he's a man. It's not the same at all.
>>342783332
>le lock and key
>>342783367
Literally part of why the author "killed"them off.
>>342766023
well Ive made posts on here about this before but here is a small recap and updateHad a girlfriend who looks similar to Yenn, one day after fooling around she realises that she is a lesbian. Well okay, feelings suck hard ass and the fact that it ended really fucked me up even though it was a short relationship, it was still the best one I was in up until that point. Recently just commented on a facebook picture of her and she completely blocks me afterwards. The relationship didnt even end bad and I posted a completely normal comment on the picture. Still just blocked me and my phone afterwards.
These feelings are too much /v/, I feel like such a creep and I cant even recall doing anything weird, like I'm not a neet or anything, I don't know why the hell I'm even on 4chan (even though I love you guys), but fuck this hurts so bad.
@342783528
>Fedora meme
>green text
>distorting words
Not even worth a (You)
>>342784025
>cool blog post familia i really wanna hear about your personal life in a witcher 3 thread.
Heres your (you) and fuck that bitch. If she wants to be a lez for a week let her. She was awful and you know it.
>>342784816
she really wasn't though, we had like no issues the whole relationship and it was really coolthanks for the (you) though, I know it isn't a super appropriate thread
>>342774718
Triss could never bring the bantz like that.
>>342783469
Lmao
>>342784025
you sound hung up, let it go dude. Isn't even worth the logging the memories.
>>342785861
see thats the thing, I was completely over it and it ended surprisingly well, like we both just accepted it.
but for some fucking reason now the feelings came back for round two, and if you have ever been in a relationship you know the feeling Im talking about, the kind were no amount of video games or sex or general fun can really cover it up
I sound like a whiny bitch, I know, but breakups are one of the worsts things I can think of
At least she's not Triss "Burch" Merigold.
Remember that chapter in Blood of Elves where you get to see things from her perspective and all she thinks about is how Geralt friendzoned her for her best friend?
Triss = roastie
Shani desu
>>342766023
She's hot. She reminds me of the fucking bitch cunt I used to date.
>>342766023
The sex must be phenomenal.
>>342789157
got that right
>>342775604
Geralt doesn't find out the actual identity of Emhyr until Ciri is well in her teens, faggot.
>>342766023
>Stupid fucking name
In Polish 'j' makes a 'y' sound so her name is technically Jennifer. It is spelled phonetically for the English translations.
>>342782675
Well with a far weaker sense of moral integrity. She is like the evil version of him.
>>342768227
>>342770259
Both Yenfags and Trissfags are a fucking cuck. Both of them are fucking slutty bitch if you don't know.
Is there any character more bro-tier than Roche? Aside from maybe Dandelion and Zoltan.
>>342786685
>Sorceresses who use cosmetic magic to fix a multitude of imperfections
>Roasties
Kek
>>342789646
he suspected who he was waay before that, then he just got the confirmation
>>342792401
Eskel, Siegfried, maybe Vivaldi
>knows what she wants
>gets what she wants
Geralt can and has already fucked enough weak pussybitches.
>>342792401
Official Bro rankings
1. Dandelion, Lambert, Eskel
2. Zoltan Chivay
3. Regis
4. Roche
5. Seigfried
6. Foltest
7. Raymond
8. Barrengar
HUGE POWER GAP
555. Avallach
778. Eredin
934. Olgierd
1000. O'Dimm
1322. Ofieri nigger mage who ""scams"" you 45k crowns with his gay ineffective enchantments
1400.
>>342792618
>use cosmetic magic
>lots of them have a shitload of moles on their skins
>>342792401
Regis, Lambert and Eskel.
Dandelion and Zoltan are a bit below them but still pretty up there.
>>342793048
>Doesn't know what beauty marks are
>>342792934
>>342793051
>lambert
lmao
>>342766023
>she's read my mind and hasn't run far away, and even loves me
>I'm equally apathetic about everyone except my loved ones
>she's hotter
>>342778053
WHERE DO YOU GET TO SAY THIS.
I'M ALL THE WAY INTO BLOOD AND WINE AND I NEVER GOT TO DROP SOME HOT TRUTHS
>>342792934
>Ofieri nigger mage
Damn, guess I wasted that initial deposit he asked.
And frankly, I found Foltest rather annoying. I liked Letho more than him.
>>342793462
Novigrad, when you speak to menge and try to get information about dandellion
>>342793051Dandelion went to a kingdom he was banished from just to bail Geralt out of prison in one of the endings of B&W, he's definitely one of his top 3 bros, maybe even his top bro.
>>342792401
Regis
He "Died"saving Geralt and Yen and he saved the daughterfu.
>>342766023
>manface
>>342794020
Geralt definitely considers him his top bro. The only people Geralt cares for more are Ciri and Yen.
>>342793535
Foltest sent assassins after Ciri. Fuck him.
>>342792769
Vivaldi only comes off as bro-tier because Yenn anonymously extended a line of credit for Geralt so he knows that Geralt's loans will get paid off by someone.
>>342766023
All your Greentext literally described all sorceresses, not just Yennefer.
>>342792934
>Adding 3 Slots to aerondight
>ineffective
>Addingt that shit to a sword that increases whirl radius by an additonal fucking meter
>ineffective
Adding that shit to a sword that makes BURST FUCKING FLAMES after you cast igni
>ineffective
look at that fucking peasant, look at him
>>342796520
that's not neccessary anyway, once you're kitted in full grandmaster feline and have your mutages/mutations set properly you'll be critting 12k. The guy is just a late game moneysink
>>342780350
Can't unheard. Was just about to start BaW
>>342796951
>Full grandmaster
Sadly, for the last 5-10 or so levels, this stuff had to little armor.
Was walking around in the second Vampire Armor by the end, from "unseen Elder", respecced to "light armor" via the runewright.
>>342792934
>>342796520
>arrow immunity
>ineffective
>every hit increases the duration of all potions and decoctions by 0.5s
>ineffective
>>342766023
>reads his mind without his permission or telling him
Literally nothing wrong with this, fuck off Trissfag.
>>342792934
>Hjalmar
>Not in fucking top Bro tier
Come on man
want to play Witcher
read this thread
It feel like Cuck simulator: the game now
>Shani won't stay with Geralt because Geralt is always wandering doing witcher work
>finally settle down in Corvo Bianco
>tfw no Shani
>>342799427
Shani isn't fortunate enough to not age.
>>342766773
you didn't finish your sentence anon, who is she based off of?
>>342799427
Did they make Shani so much crazily better than Yen or Triss so they could have the pleasure of denying us.
>>342799756
Yen is basedon Sapkowski's ex-wife
>>342799427
I'd prefer Regis Zoltan and bRoche to forever live with. No homo tho
>>342799756
Honestly she's a different take on the female fatale character which makes sense considering Geralt is basically a medieval Philip Marlowe, but I don't think that anon was meaning based off of.
>no harem ending
>no geralt and ciri witcher hijinks
>no getting drunk on White Wolf with Dandelion and Zoltan and Vesemir in geralts new batcave
My chinese cartoons have spoiled me.
>>342800921
>Vesemir
;_;
>>342800921
>can't bang Cerys and help her rule Skellige
>witcher: knight of the rose coming soon
>>342797416
>Vampire Armor by the end, from "unseen Elder"
I thought Yen and Geralt had kinda an open mind to sex. Yeah they've fucked separate people but still gravitated towards one another out of love. They gave each other shit over it but it was like best buds bantering.
>>342791847
This desu. Trissfags are easily baited omegas who only like her because mai first witcher waifu, and don't even realize that she was basically written as a stand-in for Yen in the first game.
Meanwhile Yenfags are such massive betafags that they will defend her every single action even when she's shitting on them, constantly setting themselves up as whipping boys for someone that a number of characters in-universe outright tell you is a cunt.
Best ending is to ditch them both. Triss is already expecting it because she knows she could never outright compete with Yen. And Yen is such an egomaniac that the very idea that someone would actually stand up to her and dump her like that is incomprehensible.
>>342801641
The first few Skellige dialogue scenes gave me a dude-ish romcom vibe.
>>342801705
>Yen's whipping boy
>>342801641
This.
They used to have little argument battles all the time. And they both liked it. Yen loves geralt equally but she's kinda dominating and bossy which I guess is a side effect of being a sorcerer. Game triss is a waifu everybody wishes for, perfect in every way. But still doesn't have that "something" that Yen has. That's the whole point of making those characters like that. The writing is top notch.
>>342766023
>uses geralt's body to go on a boxing spree
>leaves geralt for dead
>tries to fight a djinn resulting in her getting her ASS KICKED IN and geralt being forced to use his last wish to save yen from herself
literally the only reason yen is important at all is because she's grade-a++ retarded and full of herself. cinderella had a more convincing, forced story.
>>342801583
Huh, never got that reference until now.
>>342801932
You didn't find the sex card reference in B&W?
Anyways I always felt like cdpr was ashamed of the Witcher 1.
>>342801932
You're forgetting the book quest.
>show up to the vault heist planning wearing the ball mask from earlier on in the main game
>get complimented for thinking ahead
>later on at the party with the vampires and duchess im wearing a vampiric mask
>get complimented on my style
>>342801932
You get a mention of Siegbro in HoS. You find a bunch of Flaming Rose guys in a cave and they accuse you of killing Siegfried.
I went Neutral in Witcher 1 and apparently witcher 2 had a bug that made the game think you killed him. I just played it off like people framed geralt.
>>342802082
Its got so many good parts, but so many bad stuff. The sex cards are obviously sex scenes that they didn't have time to animate, can be construed as sexist if you look at it as a collectthetitties game but fuck those people.
All Witches are shitty fucking people. You fucktards defending any of them are hilarious.
Geralt is an asshole too. Not just because his mutations turned him into a sociopath.
>>342801959
>They used to have little argument battles all the time. And they both liked it.
>Yen loves geralt equally but she's kinda dominating and bossy
So what you're basically saying is that she's the man in the relationship and that Geralt is a huge beta faggot around her. Gotcha.
