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Does this describe you perfectly? And why are all male Cancers
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Does this describe you perfectly?

And why are all male Cancers such fucking manlet losers?
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>>342705673
Not even slightly.
>no Ophiuchus
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>>342705673
>Gemini
Ýeah kinda, but the tabs are usually related to the game.
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>>342705673
>Aquarius
>No
>Depends
>No
>No
Wow good chart
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>>342705673
>Cancer isn't bald
You had one job
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>>342705673
>Libra
Literally the opposite. Most of the time I'm an arrogant, antisocial cunt who prefers to be silent. I do look after my equipment and try to sort it out though.
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>>342705965
>associating yourself with the shitty hipster sign
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>>342705673
>Leo
>depends
>no
>depends
>no
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>>342705673
only the voice chat part
that leo is bullcrap
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>>342705673
Capricorn is kinda cute
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>>342705673
I'm more Capricorn while calm and Gemini while moody than anything in Scorpio.
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>virgo
>only talk to complain

lol that's me :D
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>>342705673
I actually use emoticons way too much.
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>>342705673
Virgo does sum me up a bit, but i dont give a shit about specs. Also, Taurus a cute
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>>342705673
>cancer
>manlet loser
I'm over 6'4 lmfao.
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>>342705673
A little.
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Capricorn and absolutely spot on.

GF is Taurus and it fits/looks like her.
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>>342706290
Nigga if you were born under a special fucking thirteenth constellation of a dude choking out a snake you'd associate with it too
That shit is sick
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>>342706392
>he isn't 7 feet tall
lol look at this loser
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Everything about Libra is correct for my gf except for hitting on girls in her guilds obviously

Meanwhile mine (Leo) are all wrong.
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>>342705673
>Gemini
Definitely a completionist and I am constantly distracted by my million browser tabs. I don't think I swap characters that often in games though, no more than normal anyway.
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>>342705673
>Pisces

Not even close. I never immerse myself in the character I am playing, I always skip tutorials, I don't use emoticons, and I could give less than two shits about lore.

I do use a PC though.
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>>342705673
>be Leo IRL
>be Gemini on this picture, only thing that matches me on Leo is "Style > Stats"
>mrw
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>>342705673
Pisces


Completely wrong
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>>342705673
>Gemini
1. 100% correct.
2. 5% correct.
3. Varies. Only correct if I'm edging, otherwise incorrect.
4. 60% correct.
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>>342705673

Aries, not even correct once.

Virgo/Libra hybrid mostly.
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Sagittarius here
>yes
>nope, only second most annoying
>no
>only if seen/did it before
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>>342705673
>Gemini
>Most things I read about Gemini are acurate to me
>This
Not even fucking close
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>>342705673
>tfw u virgo
>tfw i hate games
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>>342705673
I am an Aries and I can't say I am close to any of these.
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>>342705673
Aries

All true except the broken character.

>mfw being born on the last day
Thank god I'm not a taurus.
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reminder that Scorpio is the best sign

Cancers can fucking die
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>Virgo
Quit having fun and play the game, shitters.
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Sagittarius

Yes

No

Sometimes

Yes
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Capricorn. Yeah, i like to save money and farm, but i dislike edgy.
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So is Cancer objectively the "worst" sign to be born under?
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>>342705673
>Taurus
Everything but the last one.
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>>342705673
>sagittarius
literally reverse-me
I am more of a Taurus+Gemini aka autistic
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>>342705673
>repeat quests until I get the end reward I want
Yeah it can be pretty much infinitely feeling sometimes
>keep all the drops
Depends on what you consider to be useless. I sell stuff that I can't use in some way.
>want every collectible
I enjoy gathering stuff but I don't go out of my way to get something that isn't just special.
>won't listen and fucks up teamwork
Spot-on, I guess... I'm a lone wolf player these days, so that I won't have to embarrass myself.
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>>342706872
Why else would they call it cancer?
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you do realize you can read into literally every sign and identify with almost all of these little "traits". i honestly can't believe people still believe in this bullshit
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>>342706789
What about everyone in that photo? They all look like cancers to me.
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>>342706862

>Sag

So, when your birthday? mine the sames as bayo.
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>Gemini
>maybe
>not really
>sometimes
>no
Meme shit.
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>>342706965
It's pretty much cold reading but with tons of guesses in advance yeah
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>>342705673
>Cncer
Yes
Sometimes
I wish
No

This is one of least accurate charts I have seen
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>>342706965
I can't identify with any.
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>>342706965
Only nutjobs actually believe in it.

Its just a little bit of dumb fun that just about anyone can relate to.
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>>342705673
>Pisces.
I don't use emoticons but otherwise, yeah.
i don't read tutorials the first time, just scan the text and figure stuff out myself
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>>342706789
>Scorpio
That is a wrong way to spell Virgo, anon.
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>>342705673
Aries here.
Not completely accurate, as I don't get salty easily, rest is true though.
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>>342705673
>Pisces

No, that's just fucking ridiculous. Roleplaying is boring as fuck, I usually pick up on game mechanics really fast, I don't even remember the last time I used an emoticon, and 'm usually too busy playing the fucking video game and having a good time to give a shit about the lore and story.

Who is the Pisces avatar supposed to be? Bootleg Nepgear?
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>>342705673
>Vague statements that can apply to anyone who's played more than one game

Other than the blatantly retarded ones literally everyone can relate to at least one thing in each column, DELET THIS.
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>>342705673
>Aries
>Depends
>Sometimes
>not really
>Sometimes yes. sometimes nah

shit chart.
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>>342705673
>Sagitarius

Nah I don't spew epic maymay, skip event or pick annoying character

I'm kinda a mix of Aquarius and Libra, minus the SJW autism

Still gonna do trolling or greifing at when I got the chance
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Why the fuck does Pisces get the worst shit on all these fucking charts.
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>>342705673
Capricorn here, I play a moralfag whenever given the opportunity and hate edgy.
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Aquarius
>Maybe
>Whatever is BiS
>Yes
>Enough to trigger /v/ but that's not really saying much these days
>implying you can actually play on Linux
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>Leo master race
>Every fucking boss.
>Every fucking time.
Also, I will always defer to a better looking armor set vs. one with better stats. I think I have a problem.
Join my guild.
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>>342706769
>>342706782
>>342706649
What birthday? April 17th here.
any birthday bros or nah
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>>342707164

Is Shaka good in Brave Soldiers?

I remember maining Camus and Shun in Chapter sanctuary.
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>>342705673
>Gemini
I don't play MMORPGs, though. I didn't even touch one for years.
But If you count Warframe as a MMO, as it's the closest thing to a MMORPG I played in years
>Lel who fucking does that
>No
>Guilty
>Not really, only to rank them up
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>all these sagittarius shitters
no wonder /v/ is so shit
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>>342705673
>am Aries
...this stuff seems more suited for Taurus.

Also everything in Virgo is me... so....
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This is tumblr tier
>horoscopes
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>>342705673
I don't play online, but I'm Gemini.
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>>342707334
5th

>>342707364
>everything in Virgo
Only the name for me lmao
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>>342705673
>gemini
well i am a total qt i guess
rest is accurate.. I dont talk THAT much
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>>342706965
Most women strongly believe in astrology and star signs.
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Aries: Manchild
Taurus: Lazy fatass
Gemini: Two dicks
Cancer: Worsy sign
Leo: Attention-whores
Virgo: Autists
Libra: Sluts
Scorpio: Backstabbing cunts
Sagittarius: Memelords
Capricorn: Jews
Aquarius: Hipsterfucks
Pisces: Dreamy useless fucks

Is this true?
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>>342707574
because they are stupid, yes
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>>342707286
That's only because you have been influenced by a strong Cancer personality in your household.
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>>342707623
>two dicks
is that supposed to be bad?
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>>342705673
>scorpio
Seems pretty accurate. I can't deny I sometimes get some sick pleasure from checking my hours played in games.
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>>342707623
Make Scorpio Backstabbing Slut and it works for me.
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>>342705673
>aquarius
>wears mixed armor sets
>if someone picks the same character instant change
HOLY SHITFUCK
HOW
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>>342705673
>Cancer
Would describe me, if I was still a teen. Now I can't even be bothered with other players.
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>>342705673
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>>342705673
>Leo
>No
>Yes, but who doesn't?
>Fuck No
>No
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>>342705673
Aquarius

- I am an absolute madman on bosses
- I do wear mixed armour sets
x I main the FUCK out of a character if I like it, I don't care who else picks it
x The most SJW I ever get is telling people to shut the fuck up about socio-political shit during video games
x Fuck Linux
x Fuck controllers
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Aries

No.
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>>342707334

12th
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Holy shit that's scary accurate.
>born first half of january
>capricorn
>really hate emoticons
>why does my friends need to make three smileys per text they send me
>unironically likes edgy
>would play reaper if i had overwatch
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>>342707623
>Cancer: Worsy sign

Gonna assume you mean worst*, but how the fuck is 69 the worst sign? It's a 69! The butt of 69% of fellatio humor in existence. Cmon man.
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I'm a Taurus, so lets see

>no
>no
>no
>no
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>>342707623
As an aries and a manchild I can agree with this assessment.
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>>342707623
>Hipsterfucks
Yes
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>>342705673
Aries

>Won't wait for you, gets ahead in levels
Yes

>Instant get yelling and arguing with everyone
Yes

>Wants to play the broken character all the time
No. I always play the counter to the inevitably overused broken character

>PvP lover
Yes
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>>342707623
Make Sagittarius "Hyperactive memelords" and it's perfect
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>Libra with ascendant Aquarius
Everything 100% true except the last ones
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>>342707623
>backstabbing cunt

we only ruin your shit if you ruin ours first

we take loyalty EXTREMELY seriously
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Aries. Only the PvP lover part is right.
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>>342705673
I'm Aquarius but I only have a shower head and an Ikea plastic box to water myself
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>Sagittarius
>Up to anything? 95% of the time yes
>Pick up the most annoying character? dunno, no one ever complained about the character I pick up
>Memes everything? Fuck no
>Skip event? NO

Not really.
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>>342705673
>tfw literally capricorn except for the bit about edgy
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>>342705673
>Capricorn
Well I do hate emoticons, but everything else is conditional at best.
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>>342705673
>Gemini
Yes to 1 and 4
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>>342705673
Pretty accurate, except now that I found out the name and job I like the most, I spend a grand total of 1 second deciding and I hit on everything.
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Capricorn here.

All are true except the liking edgy part.
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>>342705673
>Aquarius
Completely wrong.

I won't touch a boss unless I know I can borderline 1 hit kill it. I always wear complete sets if possible regardless if there is a set effect or not. I don't mind having the same character and in fact find it extremely annoying if a friend tell me I should change because he want that character. I fucking hate everything about SJW.

The Taurus is the closest to being me.
>Actually doing all of those pointless quests on FF14.
That is me.
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>Scorpio
Obsessive fanboy is right, but certainly not for shitty MMOs
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>>342705673
Pisces
Not at all.

>Roleplay
Nope, my mind is more set to gameplay. It's hard to remove myself from seeing movesets, the grind and analysing why people roleplay the characters they create

>Tutorials
>Tutorials
>Current year

>Emoticons
Only shit smirk :) on rare occasions

>Lore
Video game writers aren't worth listening to
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>>342705673
>Aquarius
-Yes
-Yes
-Yes
-Yes

I'm scared.
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>>342707719
sauce?
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>>342705673

>Libra
>All that crap to it

nope
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>>342705673
>mixed armour sets

Yeah. Everything else no
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>>342705673
If you don't count the specs part (i have a toaster and couldn't give less shits) then yeah, that virgo is legit me.

Also she's the cutest
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>>342705673
>Gemini
I'm pretty much the opposite.
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>>342705673
Scorpio is best girl, also aries.
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>tfw born july sixth
JUST
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>tfw Cancer is right on point
>Always play Heal/Tank
>Pissed off when people screw up
>This hasnt happened yet
>I can pay top dollar
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>>342706859
I'm sorry.
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>>342707981
FUCK YOU HOMESTUCK YOUR GAMES GOING TO BE SHIT WHEN IT COMES OUT
WHY DIDN'T HUSSIE GIVE PROPER CLOSURE
REEEEEEEE
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>>342705673
>Stalking your account and login times
What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
This whole picture is shit.
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>>342708213
>>342708138
>>342707751
>>342706165

>mixed armor
My negroids.
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>>342705673
Pieces is partially right. Not a fan of emoticons, though.
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>>342705673
>Virgo
>clearly the super serious top of the line owning nerdy one
>Has a wireless mouse
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Astrological signs have shifted based on when they were first introduced due to how the earth and our gravitational pull around the sun has changed as well as how the fucking calendar works. With that said, I'm actually an aquarius instead of a pisces. I even fall into that category in this picture, but like astronomy, it's for shits n giggles. Only thing is I'm no SJW.
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>>342705673
>Taurus
-Yeah
-Yeah
-Depends
-No Aggresive support is best
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>>342706420
Now it's accurate. Pretty shocking how zodiacs can predict some traits.
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>>342705673
Taurus.
Don't do the same quest
I don't care about achievements
I work fine in a team,but I constantly try to be in charge.

I do keep "useless" drops, you got me there. One that might come useful, but never do.
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>>342707623
I'm a dreamy useless fuck sure, but I don't show that in games.
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>>342705673
>Taurus
Didn't know it was possible to sum up my game playing habits in 4 lines, that last one is why I hate MMOs

>Wife is a Pisces
FUCK that's her exactly, she always skips through tutorials and then whines that she doesn't know where to go next and doesn't know how certain abilities work.
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>>342708494
why do they draw hot bodies and then put toddler derpfaces on them

WHY
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>Aries

Everything is true except for the broken characters part. I tend to play the underpowered characters/classes since it pisses my friends off even more when I leave them behind or outplay them on something that's supposedly worse that what they're playing.

A true Aries makes the salt flow from all parties involved.
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>>342705673
>CANCER
>offer help all the time
>takes everything personally

T-this is surprisingly accurate. Apart from it being for mumorpagers, only retards play that shit.
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>>342705673
Scorpio here.
Way off.
I just play the game, don't talk to anyone and try my absolute hardest for the team.
I don't stalk anyone either -- not interested at all in other people. I've been on Steam for literally years now, still my friends list is empty.
Maybe I am an asshole. I don't know.
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>>342708413
I'm guessing it's refreshing your profile and writing down any changes.
i do that
i swear I'm not crazy
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I hope you faggots realize you are basiclly 14 year old girls sharing your own horoscopes, right?

Literally the only reason they exist is so vapid idiots can compare you to your "sign" for that day and see if it's generic enough to be "right".

All of you, kill yourselves.
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>>342705673
Sagittarius
2/4 is accurate m8 but I think you should shut the fuck up?
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>>342705673
>taurus
no
no
no
no

wew
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>>342708580
hot Tbh
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>>342707981
>Homosuck
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>>342708647
Do you feel better now, champ?
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>>342708624
Oh shit, I actually do that but I don't write it down.
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>>342705673
Aries describes a girl I know perfectly, PERFECTLY, born on april 4
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>>342708707
Better than you, but that's a given.
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>>342705673
who made this?
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>>342705673
le meme
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>>342708580
Pleb
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>>342705673
>4 no's
Guess not.
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>>342708491
only the star sign during when you are born matters, not the new aligned shit
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>Sagittarius
Kinda
No
Y-yes?
Depends
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>>342708715
You should
Remember to show him all of it one day.
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>>342705673
>Gemini
Fits me almost perfectly. I don't play with tons of tabs open, though.
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>Scorpio
not even the slightest
>>342707981
>ruining someone's shit
too much bother for me, I just let people waller.
astrology's kinda bullshit beyond humorous value lol I am pretty damn loyal to people that are friendly to me outside one instance where no one in a group talked to me for the majority of a year which sent me into a spergtastic communication cutting fit.
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>>342708778
i'm not sure if i consider this furry or not.

Post the rest to help me decide.
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>>342708802
What do you mean "him"? Oh wait a second, I meant I check my own profile all the time.
You have a problem.
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>>342705673
astrology is a joke. you are a cretin if you believe in that shit faggot
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I just want a cute Scorpio to bully my manlet cancer ass
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>>342706454
My brother
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>>342705673
honestly I'm a bit of everything described in that image
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>>342708929
I bet you do faggot
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>>342708737
This stuff is seen as a joke you autist, nobody takes this seriously.
At least TRY to understand humans.
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>>342705673
>Scorpio

Pretty accurate
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>>342708932
Pisces detected
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>>342708875
Someone will share you the chart sooner or later anon. Anthro is straight up furshit. Monster girls are top tier though
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>>342708647
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>>342708885
No I don't.
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>>342708974
>This stuff is seen as a joke you autist, nobody takes this seriously
No it isn't you dumb faggot, people legitimately follow their horoscopes seriously.

You're a dumb autist faggot for not knowing that, did you grow up in the fucking congo?
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>>342705673

Taurus

>No
>Yes
>Yes
>Depends
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>>342708647
>you are basiclly 14 year old girls
Doushio
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>>342709013
Mate you seem to be misinterpreting my post

I want you to give me the porn, i just asked in an obtuse way to be funny.
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>>342709050
Someone needs to sit on the naughty step. Time out mister!
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>tfw Virgo
>always described as the autist
I am an autist and it pisses me off that it's right.
I pretend to be chill, but I'm really uptight and full of mental issues.
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>>342709092
Continue to be cute is the only answer
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>>342706789
Scorpio is a shitty sign of shitty selfish people, go die.
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>>342709113
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>that gemini

Complete and total opposite of that nonsense.
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>>342709191
fuck you gab I'll deckya swar in me mum me mate
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>/v/ actually believes in astrology now
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>>342705673
>Cancer
6'3
Not a loser
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>Aquarius
>SJW of the guild
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>>342709191
>scorpios
>selfish
What the hell? You confused them with another zodiac. Scorpios aren't selfish at all.
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Ares is the complete opposite to me, bar maybe PvP, but I don't play PvP over PvE.
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>>342709193
Thanks
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>>342709286
>vee actually gets offended if you call them faggots for talking about their horoscopes

What the fuck is this tumblr now?
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>>342705673
>Capricorn

pretty spot on
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Capricorn

No
No :)
Yes
Only if it's fun
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>>342709050
I don't know what kind of retarded backwater family you were born in but NORMAL people do not take this stuff seriously, if you want to preach so badly go do it somewhere else.
Honestly though, you're autistic, trying to force others to see things your way.
now go tip your fedora somewhere else.
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>>342709305
Where does it say cancers are short?

I think you gave away more than you intended there
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>>342709286
>>342709398
I bet you're both virgos you nofun faggots
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>>342705673
>Pisces

None of these things remotely reflect how I am in game.
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Fuck me, Gemini and nailed everything.
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>>342705673
>sagittarius
This is accurate, this is what I do, what the fuck?
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>>342705673
except sjw part, aquarius is definitely me
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>>342709479
I bet you were born in the year of the Ox
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>>342705673
>Virgo

>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>Oh god Yes
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CANCER
>no
>I'm probably an aspie
>no
>no
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>>342709525
They are vague enough that they apply to nearly anyone you braindead bastard
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>>342705673
This is so wrong it hurts.
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>>342705673
>Scorpio
How are these things always so 100% accurate.

Except the stalking part, since I don't play multiplayer.
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>>342705673
leo
>willing to be guild leader
no
>style>stats
no other way around
Actually fuck it this is stupid

There are 13 constellations visible not 12 - people give a shit about 12 because Egyptians were obsessed with 12.. they divided everything with base 12.
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>>342709536
It's bull. Get your memes right, newfag.
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>>342709323
Look at this fucking scorpio.
I know your kind, my sister is scorpio, the backstabbing little shit.

KILL ALL SCORPIOS
KILL THEM IN THE NAME OF VIRGO
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>>342709625
>cuck born in the year of the bull

This shit writes itself.
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>>342709625
I think you'll find it's ox, go 'ox' a chinaman if you don't believe me
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>>342709050
Do you live in the fucking congo mate?
I have never ever seen people believing this shit and everyone who does is publicly ridiculed here
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>>342709662
Scorpios are sexual deviants. She would let you if you asked.
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>>342705673
Taurus
I do fuck up sometimes, but generally keep up with others. Otherwise pretty spot on.
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>>342709706
kek
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>>342709662
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>>342705673
>Sagittarius
Unironically my fucking desk looks like that. Eg: Cables and discs fucking everywhere
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>>342709662
CANCER HERE

WE SHOULD GET RID OF ALL WORTHLESS SCORPIO FUCKS!
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>>342709662
Oh, I see. You should know that there is a huge difference between men and women in terms of zodiacs. I agree that scorpio women are egocentric fucks.
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>>342705673
>Aquarius
>Yes
>Depends. I usually follow popular builds so if I do it it's not really to be "hipster"
>Yes holy shit
>No
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>>342706789
>scorpioshitters
Nah, you and your kind can fucking die.

>>342709662
>>342707164
Based virgobros. Honestly out of all those in OP's shitty vague chart we're the only useful ones.
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>>342709751
>here
CONGO CONFIRMED

How's donkey kong doing?
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>>342709462
>And why are all male cancers such fucking manlet losers
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>>342705673
>Aquarius
>if that means preferring glass cannon tactics then yes
>aestheticsfag, so yes
>no, but when making party comps I try to avoid multiples if that counts (fucking Darkest Dungeon)
>nope.
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>>342710046
But they are. True cancers play life on hard mode while the other assholes enjoy easy mode.
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>>342705673
That's me there in Capricorn, even down to the gaming laptop that was an ex-display model and was the cheapest way to play modern games at 60fps at 720p.
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>>342709706
i wonder when burch was born
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>>342705673
Sagittarius here, it's bullshit.
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>>342710225
>cheapest way
You really are a Capricorn.
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>>342710001
I meant here as in where i live you silly
And i live in italy.

People here may be catholic idiots that believe in strange as fuck miracles but no zodiac shit
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>>342705673
I am Leo and I cant be more different
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Virgo here:

-not so much of an organizer
-not really, I own a poorfag tier toaster
-yep, spot on
-also, spot on
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>>342710278
Oh yeah I know it. It was at a going out of business franchise sale and was less than half the original price. I called up several stores and harassed employees until they found the last one in the back. It should technically be decently powerful but I just set everything to 720p/medium because I'd rather have the performance and have it look like a last-gen game.

my favorite Overwatch hero is Reaper
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>>342705673
>Capricorn
>Well I could use that item for another time, better save it. Might as well save up money for the best stuff or better stuff, endless jewing. Checks out
>Fuck emoticons, only youtube 12 year olds or twitch cancer use them. Checks out
>Fuck grinding, tedious and boring. Checks out
>Ehhhh, don't mind unless it's over the top edgy like "xXx_Bringer_0f_D3ath_666_xXx". Kind of checks out, not really.

I guess I'm a jack of all trades if I take a closer look at this "chart".
>Moving the camera to see under the skirt
Come on, who hasn't done this?
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>>342705673
Aries, and all of that is literally opposite of me: I get left behind because I only want to play with a friend, I never get into arguments and always acknowledge when my play is not up to par, I only play characters I like from design, story or mechanics perspective irregardless of the balance and tiers, I despise PvP entirely and only like to raid in my MMOs.
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>>342705673
>And why are all male Cancers such fucking manlet losers?

It always bugged me that I had the beta zodiac.
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>>342710331
>And i live in italy
I'm so sorry.
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>>342705673
>Libra
I am the complete opposite.
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>>342710423
>Virgo here:

You misspelled "virgin" lad.
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I want to KISS the fuck out of Sagittarius's cheek and watch her blush
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this thread proofs /v/ is full of teenagers who take shit like their horoscope and mbti literally

same faggots who think theres people who literally only listen to the same 4-5 genres

also capricorn are men and aquarius' are fags. these are the only facts
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>>342705673
Capriorn

no
eh
no
yes
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>>342705673
Oh my fucking god. Gemini describes me PERFECTLY.
Holy fucking shit.

How do they fucking do it, /v/?
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>>342710640
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>>342705673
-Offer help all the time
-PvP lover with a cup of salt against bullshit (OHKO moves, stunlock to death...etc)
-[328 hours played] Actually make that 1000+ hours
-Moving the camera to see under the skirt

What am I?
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>>342705673
>Gemini

I explore every single area but that's it.
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>pisces
>no
>no
>no
>no
Nice
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>>342705673
>Scorpio
>Obsessive fanboy
nope. I'm more than willing to admit when the things I like have flaws. All of the other stuff listed is correct for me.
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VIRGO A CUTE! CUTE!!
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tfw aries. tfw i played dota 2 just to BM and shit talk until they put you in LPQ for BM and chat muted me for weeks at a time
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>>342705673
>Pisces
>Only really play Fighting Games and single player games, or mobas and shit with friends
>the best player out of my group regardless of what we play
>only ever shitpost at randomers on Dota, talk normally when playing seriously

I guess I'm sort of a lorefag but I just like decent plot.
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>>342710683
*tips fedora*

Astrology is backed by THE BIBLE.
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is it true virgos have a tendency to be motherly
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I have to admit it's spot on for me. Taurus
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>>342705673
>Aries
>Yes
>No
>Yes
>Yes

Matches me pretty well actually.
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>>342711020
Do you RP though
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>>342705673
>Scorpio
>Compare image to myself
>Every word is true, tissue box included.
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>>342707553
Shut the fuck up, dude.
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>>342711130
never
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>>342707553
Do you have two dicks
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>>342711353
Have you tried? It's fun dude.
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>>342705673
>>342706420
Both of these are rather applicable to me, except I'd take stats over style and I-i am not THAT stalker-ish, i-it's fine if I just sometimes check what games my friends have been playing, what achievements they have, how long did it take them to beat and etc, r-right?
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>>342705673
>aries
>literally me except for the pvp'ing part
FUCK
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Taurus here. I don't play MMOs. What's the big deal about doing the same quest, until it's finished? Isn't that how games are played? You keep trying until your good enough to beat the challenge.

I am a bit of a hoarder. I don't see the point in leaving items behind.

I am clumsy with team work. But that's typically because it takes me a while to comprehend the plans. So if I go in not knowing exactly what to do, then I have to improvise. And I usually improvise poorly.
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>>342711475
Hey anon.
LONDON???
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>>342711458
Do you mean on like mmos?
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>>342711637
Nah man, anywhere. Bunch of places out there for RP.
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>>342711748
Just seems kinda boring, I like fast-paced multiplayer, I only like that kind of shit when it's good plot.
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>>342705673
>Pisces
Spot on but I don't spam emoticons that often.
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>>342705673
Requesrting yuri of Libra hitting on the other girls
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