https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIfWmriQR1s
>I don't like this game because my autism won't let me enjoy it
Is this his weakest review yet?
>>342697150
He is almost never good
>>342697150
For real, like I got DOOM yesterday and I've been blowing right through the stages, figuring I'll go back and look for secrets and shit later when I have all weapons and upgrades. This shit was autistic, muh checklist
sucking bloodborne's dick is the only thing that gives him joy anymore
>oh no, a game is enjoyed by everyone
>how am I supposed to impress my reddit and 4chin audiences now?
>I know, I'll complain about flavour text! Rip and tear XD
>>342699042
You spend too much time on /v/ if you're honestly this cynical
As of recently, yes. He basically was just saying "all this shit you don't need to look at is making me hate the game because I can't not press tab and look at it."
He his right upgrades in single player campaign are garbage and achievements are just autism.
>>342697150
why do you all even watch this pathetic fat, balding, ugly and weak fuck?
On one hand, nitpicky as heck, and the game's fun.
On the other hand, the devs made a conscious decision to put that stuff in there, and he's right that the upgrade system is kinda shitty. Sure you can ignore it, but that's not fixing the issue, just ignoring it.
>>342699318
not sure what any of those qualities have to do with his content (which is some of the best on youtube as far as video games go)
>>342699410
>(which is some of the best on youtube as far as video games go)
hahahhahah
>>342697150
What's going on with his hair?
>>342699410
>(which is some of the best on youtube as far as video games go)
Him saying that a lot of the game's content is trash is somehow bad? Just because going for 100% completion in most games is mind numbing and unfun doesn't mean it has to be that way.
>actively lock things behind challenges that slows the gameplay
>hinders the diversity you can kill demons because you decided that rip and tear is more fun than playing find waldoo... i mean marine soldier
>id defense force crawls out of their shit hole
>JUST IGNORE IT BRUH
>>342697150
He's seems jaded as fuck.
He probably browses /v/, none of us enjoy video games either.
>>342697150
More like
>I love this game but it's bogged down by modern conventions
I got the impression he liked the game.
Why is everyone sucking health pinata system like some genius replacement for health regen?
Its fucking stupid and get obnoxious real fast. It could be somewhat interesting if glorykill involved something like a short QTE failing which would result in receiving a powerful melee attack from a dying enemy, but as it is now its just "walk up to the monster to receive presents" bullshit
>>342699792
>Wanting QTE
>as it is now its just "walk up to the monster to receive presents"
Unlike what? health packs that make you do funny dance before you can pick them up?
>>342699907
Its already QTE, retard, only its the one you can't fail
>>342699792
Because it makes sense mechanically and thematically with the character. It incentivizes ripping and tearing everything.
I can relate to his tism dilemma
I HATE games that grade your gameplay for this reason because I feel compelled to do it perfectly every time no matter what.
>>342699971
>Its already QTE
>only its the one you can't fail
>>342699971
If it's a QTE you can't fail it's not a fucking QTE. Would you call left clicking to shoot a QTE? Would you call interacting with a door a QTE? Is walking a QTE?
>>342700053
Unleash your inner sperg.
>>342699981
it slows down the flow of the combat though and at the same time gets extremely repetitive at the start of the game when you need to preserve ammo for the first level.
The new doom playerbase is fucking retarded
>>342699971
Oh shut the fuck up. It's a shitty canned animation, not a QTE. Might as well argue that stunning enemies to grab them in Double Dragon is a QTE if you wanna go down this retarded road.
>>342697150
Nah, your videos were always shit. Stop posting them on /v/ please.
>>342700053
>HATE games that grade your gameplay for this reason because I feel compelled to do it perfectly every time no matter what.
But most games that grade your gameplay are fun to S rank
>>342700106
>If it's a QTE you can't fail it's not a fucking QTE.
The fuck is wrong with your head?
Quick Time Event is just that, an event you can trigger in a window of time
>>342697150
>Other people's opinions make me upset.
Grow up.
One of his favorite series ever is the The Witcher games.
He's literally retarded.
I thought his videos were pretty good if a bit pretentious, but had to unsubscribe after listening his podcast an realising how much of a SJW cuck George is
He gives the game a lot of praise though. His complaint was essentially just "the secrets should be more secret, and less mandatory"
>>342700227
You mean like parries in action games?
>>342700169
You know what else slows down the game? Doors. Fuck em. Let's get rid of those too.
>>342700227
Alright, then shooting is a QTE too. If you don't shoot the enemy within a certain period of time you're fucking dead.
>>342700227
>an event you can trigger in a window of time
>blocking in a fighting game is an QTE
>stunning enemies to grab them in Double Dragon is a QTE like >>342700180 said
>Dodging an attack is an action game QTE
>Parries are QTE
>avoiding grenades in FPS is a QTE
>>342697150
George is pretty based though
And it clearly wasn't a review
He was demonstrating how modern gaming trends put a dent in an otherwise great game
His weakest video is probably the Gone Home onebecause I never watched itI read the written article and he came off like a pretentious prick and hearing it would be even worse
He's been very, very lightly corrupted by little bits of condescending game critic nonsense
I wouldn't be shocked if in a few years he fell as hard as Jim Sterling has
He's still based for now, but we'll see what happens
>>342697150
I don't remember him saying he didn't like it.
>>342700362
Yes, unless you want to get spergy about the definition of ''event". Nobody questioned Leon's dodges during boss fights in RE4 being QTEs
>>342700475
Because there were giant button prompts for it and they were unavoidable. You were given the choice to follow the prompt or die, not given a stunned enemy and being free to do what you wish with them. A fuck ton game mechanics would be retroactively QTEs if we go by your retarded definition
>Hyper Light Drifter review
>"the game is bad because 30fps won't allow me to dodge properly!"
>Enter The Gungeon review
>"the game is bad because I couldn't beat it!"
This faggot parades himself as TRU JOURNOLIST, yet can't stop letting personal biases affect his opinions. He's an artsy version of DSP
>>342700673
Shitty FPS are an objective fact
>>342700397
the difference with doors is that they are mostly used as a hidden loading screen behind different areas.
>>342700169
Why werent the first two games just a series of linear corridors, all that wandering around mazes just slowed down the flow of combat what a shit game
>>342700815
because there is a huge difference between actively slowing down the combat when you are in the heat of battle with a 1-2 second animation to something like Doom 1-2 that let you have a freeflow unstoppable rip and tear without a shitty game design being forced down your throat.
You thought you were pretty clever there ID drone, didn't you ?
>>342701316
maze like corridors are just shitty game design being forced down your throat
>>342700673
He was fucking praising EoG , and low frame rate is a legitimate complaint to have.
>>342701416
how are they badly designed?
it makes every level pretty tense when you need to be on your toes because you know there might be demons around every corner.
It also makes it clear that trap doors and walls that can open exist that might hide something behind them, encouraging you to have an eye open for them. That leads the player to find secrets at the end.
But hey, you seem to like my (you),here is one more for you.
>>342700673
ok but 30fps in an action game is actually unacceptable though
>>342701780
Nah man, all that shit is unnecessary and detracts from the combat. Ideally the game should just be a big room full of enemies so you can just have constant fighting. But no, they decided to force those shitty mazes to waste peoples time and to slow down the game and combat.
>>342699318
>weak
i fucking love superbunnyhop's metal gear shit but i'm losing it at that for some reason
>>342699715
He used to browse /v/ but it became too cynical for him
>>342701848
the human eye can't see past 5 frames per second.
He sucks its dick for half of the video and then gives some criticism. What exactly do you want? A reviewer who agrees with you 100% of the time?
>>342700815
This but unironically. The old Dooms are easy combat and shit mazes with endlessly repeating textures that turn the game into holding down tab in between fights.
>>342700673
Sometimes people won't like games that you like. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I kind of agree with the finding secrets shit but
>T-T-THE GAME IS MAKING ME READ IT'S BACKGROUND TEXT
That's fucking dumb
>Guy constantly praises the game
>Says he enjoyed it
>Had minor complaints to talk about in a video precisely focused on those complaints, because it's not a review
>"Hurr what a pretentious cunt! Let's join in rage, /v/!"
>>342699715
>>342701979
>"Hurr Durr guys he is as bad as us!"
Except he makes money on Youtube by playing and reviewing videogames. While you're not even playing games anymore, you just shitpost about youtube related e-celebs. Be honest, you're just jelly as fuck.
>>342697150
He brings up perfectly good points, though.
The game was very boring during the quiet moments inbetween arenas. The game practically advertises that theres Secrets. And the upgrade system was indeed absolute garbage.
I havent gone back to playing this game after I finished, because I kinda prefer how the originals did the gameplay design.
>>342697150
He speaks about how mandatory AAA elements are tiresome, especially the forced upgrade tree.
He doesn't say its a bad game, he only says that the game could live without those elements.
>>342697150
>harping on optional content and flavor text
Cringed the fuck out.
>>342703079
challenges and secrets that makes the your equipment stronger that leads to the gameplay going faster is a shitty way of saying "optional content"
>>342702814
I didn't say he was "bad as us". I said he used to browse /v/ and that's a fact.
>autism
