WHO THE FUCK HYPE FOR SGDQ 2016?
CHECK THE SCHED: http://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
WE GOT RULES: http://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/sgdq_2016_rules.html
>>342678240
Is one of the RULES: no fun allowed. only zelda and mario nintendo games.
>>342678240
>no bathroom policing
how very progressive
>>342678240
my wife's black son loves these speedruns. She died of cancer 10 minutes ago. Here is $5.
Greetings from germany XD. Its amazing to see my childhood games smashed to pieces. Thank you all for raising money for such an amazing cause, my wife's son's schoolteacher died from prostate cancer so lets kick cancer in the butt! Shout outs to Narcissa, you go girl! I will donate another $5 if everyone in the room yells HOYP
>>342679889
>Narcissahttp://u.pomf.is/xtjfov.webm
>>342680315
>I wish that I could turn back time
>The best thing I could do is end it all
>>342679889
>>342679889
>>342679889
every fucking time
>NarcissaWright: i'm kinda disturbed at the noise i'm hearing, it's really causing me anxiety
>NarcissaWright: idk someone who lives in same building making noise i'm actually paranoid i'm being fucked with, it feels really bad
>NarcissaWright: it stopped temporarily.
she's freaking out on stream right now
>>342682836
this is gold, what a fucking nutcase
>NarcissaWright: i've been in the bathroom using my electric razor and then they pound at me
>NarcissaWright: i think it's someone fucking with me
>NarcissaWright: and i think this apartment has shitty noise issues
>NarcissaWright: makes me self conscious about talking out loud
>NarcissaWright: like all the noise leaks or something
>NarcissaWright: idk
>NarcissaWright: when someone is banging at me
>>342678240
man the really short runs are so uninteresting to watch. well maybe only good to watch once for the tricks. i know that's the nature of speedrunning but the best ones at least have some length to them and many places where things can go wrong because trainwrecks are good.
>>342680315
he didnt kill himself yet?
-Gender
-Gender Identity
-Gender presentation.
-Sexual orientation.
all the same shit, this year is going to be shit as expected
cant wait for the memes
>>342680315
>linking webm
>no Alttp RBO
>>342683693
Two
Worlds
>>342680315
what is this
>Harassment policy in huge bold letters
What did they mean by this?
>>342678240
These are literally giant eceleb threads.
No one cares about the runs because it's just the same few people running the same tired games every year.
It's just seeing what faggot drama will pop up this year. Why are these allowed?
Have someone ever beat you so hard he took all testosterone out of your body?
>Any of these acts in relation to, but not limited to qualify as harassment:
>-Race
>-National origin or descent.
>-Gender
>-Gender Identity
>-Gender presentation.
>-Sexual orientation.
>-Age
>-Body size or type
>-Disability
>-Religious affiliation.
>-Citizenship
>-Pregnancy.
Wait, where's political beliefs?
WHERE IS POLITICAL BELIEFS?
>>342685945
It means they're going to kick any person with special needs in a wheelchair, and keep the furries on camera.
>>342686002
They'd be fine if people talked about the upcoming event and the games. The eceleb garbage isn't even about the upcoming runs but people who happened to be watching the runs years ago.
>>342678240
What the fuck is bathroom policing?
>>342680315
>>342681957
>>342682836
>>342683678
>>342684941
What the fuck happened to make Cosmo do this? There is no way this is the same person.I want more drunk castlevania 64 speedruns
>>342686123
political belief is a religious affiliation
>>342686571
Social justice
>>342680315
What the fuck am I watching?
>>342680315
Has his teeth always been this fucked up? I swear they looked normal before
>-The runner has final say on who can and can’t be in the couch area.
WORST RULE
I WANT ANOTHER MEME
>>342678240
that first day THO
>>342680315
It's time to take him out back behind the shed with a shotgun, /v/.
http://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
>>342686212
Still can't believe that they actually banned that wheelchair guy. Blueglass seems to be banned aswell, apparently they told him after the event was over.
>>342687519
Only a witcher can solve this problem
>>342687519
>>342680315
>my mind wonders
Bring back WersterBring back Gamepro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_ogZRDWV4
>no bathroom policing
So if a dude walks into the female restroom, does he get kicked for harassment, or do the females for bathroom policing him?
>>342687519
his fucking voice
wonder what would happen if he won the tournament
would he still have a mental breakdown?
He had fucking everything, he was the face of speedrunning, he earned money on streams and he had a girlfriend
>tfw the based Hotline Miami speedrunner got banned forever for wearing a Trump hat
so whatever happened with that LTTP race where the one guy accidentally shut off the other guy's console and then just kept going until he won.
> No mention of personal hygiene
Why tho?
>tfw youplayedat the last good GDQ before they went to shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k178tPiev4E
Nothing wrong with cosmo becoming a lady, he was clearly meant to be
>>342680315
>http://u.pomf.is/xtjfov.webm
i knew id regret opening a rogue webm
>>342688271
I'll bite. What was your supposed run?
>>342688284
>>342688358
Hotline Miami
>>342688358
Goldeneye
>>342688081
You're kidding.
Does Cosmo still have a dick?
when is this shit?
>says nothing about fumos
so are they banned or not?
hype for tetris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MJwgceMflI
;_;
>>342687519
Will they finally be able to beat cancer this year?
>>342689050
my expression when they did Catherine at EVO a year or 2 back
>>342688284
he still streams on twitch?
>>342689059
It's like a different person
>>342680315
>>342689201
I thought this was for Docs without borders.
>>342689294http://www.twitch
.tv/narcissawright
>>342689050
>KevinDDR destroyed his Tetris PCBs so he can quit
>>342688081
Duke something? Fuck, he was pure entertainment.
Does he has a twatch or similar?
>>342689059
what a difference
>>342689491
He started playing again. He can't escape it.
>>342689059
I dont know about or care about cosmo but this video made me die inside a bit knowing the trainwreck he becomes
fuck psychologists
>Star Wars: KOTOR
OMG FINALLY
Do people even care about this shit? It keeps getting worse each year.
>there will never be 2013 GDQ's again
>-No detracting from the runner’s presence without their consent. Signs, costumes, stuffed animals, grandstanding or any form of taking attention from the runner should be discussed with the runner and staff beforehand. This ensures that it is in line with the tone the runner wants to set for the run, and that staff is aware of what is going to happen so they can both confirm it is appropriate for the stream and that it is desired by the runner. It is up to the runner to decide the tone of the area during their run, and we expect others to respect that tone. This also includes being generally distracting by talking or having your phone on, or really anything else that may arise that takes focus away from the run.
CAN YOU STOP?
Reminder that Narcissa is making twitch get rid of the WinWaker emote because it triggers him when people use it in his chat. Not even kidding.
>>342689774
My first thought was the time that girl randomly started talking about someone with cancer during a Zelda run
>>342689876
The end of an era
>>342689878
Guess who runs GDQ now.
>>342689878
that's what "CAN YOU STOP?" is from
>>342689975
no
i dont want to know
why do they have to ruin EVERYTHING
>>342689604
He's playing so he can fulfill his obligations to the event that he agreed to before he decided to quit because he's not a selfish asshole who goes back on his word. After SGDQ he is done with Tetris.
>>342689878
>>342688081
I need proof
the bias is unreal
>Any% is dead.
I haven't watched one of these in a while but maybe I'll watch some runs this time. Are the Super Metroid runners attempting that new route where they go through norfair super early? That'd be cool to see. Aside from that, I don't know what to watch. Maybe Mr. Gimmick.
Are there any runs worth checking out because of particularly high-level gameplay and informative commentary? Please recommend something good.
>Keep yourself clean by showering regularly. If you smell, staff may ask you to leave the marathon area, as it is disruptive to others around you.
So how pathetic is the speedrunning "community" if this is the type of shit they need to tell people?
>>342688265
>-Keep yourself clean by showering regularly. If you smell, staff may ask you to leave the marathon area, as it is disruptive to others around you.
>>342690098CAN YOU STOP girl runs it now
I'm looking forward to it, which is why I don't talk about it on /v/.
I didn't read the thread (and won't) but I assume over 95% of it is gossip, social media pictures, and has nothing to do with video games.
>>342690439
I bet you don't even have a neckbeard, normie.
>>342690487
how does such a thing even happen?
does she run anything?
>>342690538
>>342690487
how does that even happen
seriously sounds like total bullshit and yet I completely believe it
fucking hell
>>342690357
Catherine sounds good.
>>342686571
>What the fuck happened to make Cosmo do this?
john "fucking" numbers
>>342690802
Do you really think that's what caused him to crack?
>>342678240
is that a FUCKING DIPAR
>>342680742
Did the dog die?
>>342690859
All the estrogen in the soy of this Starbucks finally got him is the real answer.
>>342690859
not him, but I like to believe thats what did it.
really puts the icing on the cake so to speak. makes the whole series of events just perfect.
john numbers is a legend that will never die
>>342690961
>All the estrogen in the soy of this Starbucks finally got him
Should I start chugging starbucks then?
>>342690926
Well that looks like a really little kid, so maybe
>>342691093
if you want to look like an ugly british faggot who's scared of walls
>>342691189
I'm already relatively ugly and a faggot.
>>342690859
he got literally cucked by an ACTUAL woman's studies-tier SJW.
>>342688212
What race? The other guy was so far behind it wasn't even a race.
>>342691271
There's no saving him
>>342691265
then just skip step 2 and end it
>>342691271
what happened to the q t blond?
>>342689713
YES!
http://www.twitch
.tv/sylux98/v/15188018
lmao
>>342691485
She watched her boyfriend fall for tumblr memes and left the sadsack.
>>342686002
The same could be said about fighting game threads.
>>342678240
>guacamelee and dustforce all SS back to back
at least im tuning in for something
>>342691271
I feel like Brad Pitt compared to these people.
This boosted my confidence leagues.
>>342690487
No she doesn't run anything. Mike still runs both since Romscout left to work for twitch.
>>342687685
Context please.
>Morrowind All Main Quests
>My face when
Also, is Diablo 2 a good run, or boring?
>>342690487
I don't get it, what CAN YOU STOP?
What do oyu mean by that
Did they put everything in huge blocks again? 12 hour of back to back Mario shit gave me cancer.
Why doesn't /v/ do a "games done fun" marathon?
>>342678240
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
HOYP
>>342689876
>mfw im going to be spamming it constantly during the event
ill trigger that fucking faggot
hell ill donate and say "chat spam WinWaker" just to fucking rattle him and make him fuck up
fuck cosmo """"""""""""""""""""""narcissa"""""""""""""""""""" wright
>>342691845
D2 is an ok run, nothing glitchy or broken. Lots of gold farming for teleport staff charges and gallons of potions.
The gear he wears is basically blues with either: a single resist or life up
>>342692068
yeah and theres every block youd expect. megaman, castlevania, etc
>>342692236
I don't think he'll watch he keeps going on rants about how speedrunning is fucking retarded and a waste of time
>>342692117
There are other marathons, but you're too much of a noob to know about them
>>342686123
>Not limited to
Learn to read.
>>342686123
>>-Gender
>>-Gender Identity
>>-Gender presentation.
......
>>342691686
Except you don't have a gf
and this kid did
twice
>>342689878
That's exactly what the rule is trying to prevent.
>>342678240
>sgdq
>not NASA
>not ESA
gdq's are just for third rate twitch e-celebs to boost their follower count
>>342678240
I wanna speedrun that loli, 100% no safety strats t. cavemandcj
>>342679889
I just realihed the reason we have so many German and Swedish donations, is because Islam requires you to donate certain % of your income
>>342691552
is he still trying to run a romhack in the middle of playing SMM?
>>342686123
>Woow, wanting to kill all the jews and gays is just a political stance stop oppressing my opinion
>>342693491
Yeah, we call that Islam.
>>342693491
are you referring to the religion of peace?
>>342686123
>Wait, where's political beliefs?
>WHERE IS POLITICAL BELIEFS?
They clearly listed "Disability"
>>342693775
DAMN DUDE THAT'S EDGY!!
>>342678240
Is there any particular reason you saved and shared this picture?
>>342692461
Fuck that shit, it's getting boring.
>>342678240
>kids
wait what?
When did this become a thing?
Kids are allowed now?
>>342678240
will blueglass be there? i hope so. he is all that is pure in this world
>>342679889
>everyone in the room yells HOYP
Twitch/Streaming has made me start to hate the word hype.
Hype is the new EPIC.
"THE MOVIE IS EPIC!"
"THE MOVIE WAS (SOOO) HYPE!"
>>342691686
Yeah I find that with most people. But the new meme is to date shitty looking people because everyone is afraid to go out with good looking people because they don't feel like they deserve them. So now good looking people die out and the world looks shittier.
>>342678240
Is that CARLITO from WWE?
>>342690341
>his chinese cheatbox didn't work well enough
>>342694380
>tfw i am the only fucking person who hates his dumbass autistic laugh because he laughs so loudly and so obnoxiously at anything
>streamer says something funny
>crack a smile and snicker a bit
>he's all the way in the back and you hear his dumbass HE EHEHE EHE EHE EHEHE
fuck blueglass
>>342680315
>>342694636
you are just jealous that you cannot feel the pure unbridled joy he does with video games
i too lament the loss
Is it worth attending a GDQ if you're not a speed runner? Apparently AGDQ is a doable commute for me
>>342690341
Did something new get discovered because that much time doesn't seem like a pure execution gain.
>>342694636
>someone says an ubfunny jpke
>choir of autists start laughing
>always the same length, pitch and volume
>>342692752
>not limited to
That's a fucking stupid thing that I'll never understand. Why make the fucking list then? Why bother if it's "not limited to" the list. They're basically saying its "whatever we say it is" then. Its either the list or its everything else by this standard.
>>342693012
>>342678240
I heard these things are almost becoming like Conventions?
>>342694745
its hard to feel joy when someone will make a really shitty joke that, at best, would make a normal person give a quick "ha" to
and yet hes screeching like a fucking monster because someone made a joke like "haha link doesnt talk much does he"
>>342687519
I refuse to watch man. That shit makes me cringe too fucking hard.
>>342694882
its mostly there so a guy can't come up with a technically different name for a violation that is on the list
>>342689876
WinWaker <3 DendiFace
If they remove it they better fucking remove it and not replace it with his ugly ass mug.
>>342694757
Sure. Join in some casual games or tournament, hop in the board game room, arcade room and pinball exist now too. Everyone is pretty welcoming.
>>342687935
>>342688081
>>342688542
>>342690182
before you get on the meme train please realize it was ironic.
>>342695348
He is banned tho
>>342693379
yeah, why?
>>342695348
i'd ban him too for mocking the emprah
>>342695534
>mocking
He wasn't
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TRIPPLE MEGA ECKS DEE
>>342695654
he was
>>342694935
Apparently they have a convention-level arcade room. I had a couple friends sneak in without badges and play Pop'n all day
None of those rules seem unfair or ill-motivated desu
With a slew of socially inept people attending yourmoney-launderingevent you want them to behave
>>342695475
yes I figured, but he knew it was coming.
it's nonsense that the rules are the way they are but he knew he was spitting in their face.
>>342695708
https://twitter.com/Snowfats
>>342695863
there's a new splatfest?
>>342678240
>KevinDDR will show up
I thought he had a mental breakdown and retired from Tetris?
>>342691552
what the fuck was this about? trihex didn't wanna do 24 hours straight? who the fuck cares?
>>342688081
It's so sad that the social justice doesn't swing both ways. Could walk into the woman's bathroom with a #HillYeah shirt and it's okay but #MAGA is a no-no. The "your rights end where my feelings begin" image wasn't spammed enough back in the day.
>>342691552
damn.. black people aren't kidding when they talk about how gruesome a squad-roasting is..
>>342691552
damn them niggas salty as fuck about trihex's twitch success
>>342696376
>it's not shopped
>>342689876
Can he fucking do that? It's not like Cosmo owns Twitch or anything. I hope he doesn't take down his old speed running channel or at the very least people have archived all those old videos because Cosmo was pretty fucking cool before going full retard tranny
>>342696376
spoiler that shit, jesus fucking christ
I want this Narcissa hate to stop right this instant!
not really hyped for anything :/
>>342696376
*MASQUERADE VIOLATION*
when u streaming but the soylent hit u
>>342691552
It's fucked up that trihex is so soft spoken and non-confrontational because those two dudes are so full of shit it's like, upsetting me.
>>342696579
that would make it even scarier lad
I didn't realise witwix was so fucking fat
>>342686212
What the fuck. Wasnt blueglass a big deal when they flew him out? Wasnt that the year they MADE him famous.
It's like Mike got all hopped up on sponsorship money and forgot they were trying to entertain speedrunning fans. Went from some friends showing off glitches on a couch to a bunch of uptight douchebags in a hotel banquet hall.
>>342694380
![[INFERNAL LAUGHTER].gif](https://i.imgur.com/BMspGKt.gif "[INFERNAL LAUGHTER].gif")
>>342696732
>>342692068
>12 hour of back to back Mario shit gave me cancer.
Enjoy your garbage taste, cockbreath.
>>342686567
Hanging around the bathrooms, I think.
>>342696732
Fucking tzimisce.
>>342697273
No faggot, fuck you
I am fucking sick of the same fucking games every year. Let's see something new rather than jerking off your 10cm nostalgia penis.
>>342691552
>nice quiet dude may or may not have fucked up and doesn't realize
>two dudes chimp the fuck out and insult him and yell at him
>he tries to be nice, clearly embarrassed and not seeing eye to eye
>they chimp the fuck out more
wew lad
>>342697380
Nobody wants to play your fucking shit games you idiot. That's why they don't get in the show.
>>342697380
they're doing Mega Man 8. haven't seen that one in awhile
>adam_ak will never speedrun anything on a regular basis again
Who is the woman reading donations? Asking for a friend. She comes in at 1:40:38. Also very fun speedrun to watch only because the donations are savage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RBSWYCu3g
>>342691552
What the hell am I looking for? Or listening for? What are we "lmao"ing about?
>All the good and funny runners banned
>It's mostly just the same old games that have been done every year
Eh..
>>342694428
And "salt" is the new "butthurt"
>>342695973
Oh fuck, thanks for reminding me
I won't have to play against level 47 Japs for a few days
>>342697826
>Werster will never be reunited with his husbando again
It's been poisoned for a good while
Not worth watching, not even worth laughing at. These people are well out of touch with reality.
And I mean, I know you guys want to donate so they keep reading the same shitty memes but really in the end they win by taking your money. So don't donate.
>>342697171
How can one person be such an autism magnet? It's uncannny. Literally everything he does, is e-drama worthy. I almost suspect he's an Ali G like actor.
Drinking game rule for SGDQ: take a shot every time someone donates about cancer because they're too dumb to remember what MSF does.
>>342693248
underrated post
setup a third option: taunt the animals
open the door, go in, but don't blast the block
>was fun 3 years ago
>no fun allowed and with even more turbo autists now
why do you watch this junk?
>>342698538
because I've lost control of my lie
>>342697171
How can one be so fucking whiny all the time ? What a little bitch.
I don't get it. I mean I'm fucking french and I don't complain that much.
>>342699659
No, you don't get it! His mom wants him out of the house in his twenties!!
My favourite is his recent tweets, where he asks wtf is up with the UK, gets told about the vote, and then pretends the sky is falling. Then he links nintendo's stock being down to the UK leaving.
Are you ready? (Last tweet, 14h)
https://twitter.com/ShowVideoGames
>>342678978
What the fuck is bathroom policing?
I'm hoping for cringe this year
https://youtu.be/H50nqenYMDM
>>342700534
A non-issue blown up to distract people from real problems.
>>342700534
A guy with a wig can go into the ladies' bathroom and they can't complain.
Guys won't give a shit, it's just something that's going to make women upset (even though it was their idea in the first place)
>>342700534
When you're speedrunning a shit and the bathroom police catch you and fine you because they are just trying to look out for the wellbeing of your asshole and don't want you to get anal fissures.
>>342700304
>living with your parents after 20
>>342700354
holy shit
>>342694428
>>342697994
You know what I fucking hate? Using the word "kappa" as a means to indicate that whatever you say is sarcastic.
a friend of my friend actually uses it in real life. You don't need to say the name of a japanese mythological creature to indicate sarcasm because anyone non-autistic will get that you're sarcastic based on your tone of voice
>>342694829
>Complaining people are laughing for the same amount of time in the same pitch at the same volume
>lol they are the autists
time for review
>>342692236
yo do know that stuff like that gets filtered and they still take your money?
>>342700354
>She is still one of my best friends in the whole world and I love her.
>>342688081
>>342695475
[citation needed]
>>342700354
>I’m not sure if I can ever forgive myself for the decisions that I made, but only time will tell.
>She is still one of my best friends in the whole world and I love her.
top cuck
>>342700354
>cucked so hard he stopped playing vidya
>>342680315
>http://u.pomf.is/xtjfov.webm
god damn he hasnt killed himself yet? doesnt he know he will never be a woman?
>>342701678
>arbitrarily decided my username would involve Kappa related after reading about them in the first Pokemon handbook when I was 5
>years later I get people asking who my favourite twitch streamer
It was a very confusing time
>>342697565
i know that feel ;_;
>>342700354
kek
>>342678240
>Ctrl+f
>"Doom"
>One result
>"Quake"
>Nothing
Seriously? Damn. I know Doom 4 is too recent to be on a GDQ schedule, but no Ultimate Doom races or a Quake run or anything? At least TNO is on there, I guess.
>>342680315
He should start calling himself Wandahonestly though this makes me pretty sad but it was to be expected with the painted nails and shit over the years
>>342696018
>>342696165
>>342696753
>>342697398
>>342697789
Trihex took 1000+ dollars from his viewers (to give to some chick he was thirsty for for a trip she didn't need to go to) with the promise of a 24 hour Comix Zone playthrough. He cut stream quickly after raising the money, and the only excuse he could come up with was that he had to work out. The people in the call are his long-term friends and they're fed up with Trihex constantly fucking up like like he does.
>>342703531
quake is done all the time
>>342693012
>muh special snowflake pedestal couch
Fucking stop this shit. SGDQ 2014 was the last acceptable one and it just keeps getting worse and worse.
>kicking out a disabled man for waving to the camera
When is Uyama getting told to fuck off already
>>342691552
does anyone have that gif of kermit
>>342704001
Quake was one of the major games to make speedrunning a thing, and a skilled runner is always fun to watch. It's just a classic game to run, it'd be like if they took Super Metroid out (which they never would because the save/kill the animals thing rakes in donation money like crazy.)
I'm just glad King Dime is still running Doom.
>>342691552
This piece of shit banned me for calling him out in trihex chat.
Daily reminder that SGDQ 2016 will be shit
>>342678240
>The runner has final say on who can and can’t be in the couch area. This includes both the couch and the rows immediately behind the couch as well if the runner has extra people he wants to have there
>extra people he wants to have there.
>he
When will this blatant sexism and misogyny end?
>>342678240
child abuse.
>>342704630
they would be fun to go to but it's pretty pointless watching them at home
>donation comments constantly when i want to only hear about the game
>marathon-safe strats
>applause is too loud
>greetings from germany
>no trihex
>no noir
>werster still kill
>caveman kicked to 2 AM
>big jon once again only allowed to play second fiddle to someone else
>same bullshit blocks we were already bored of four GDQs ago
>anything resembling an interesting game gets kicked to the middle of the fucking night
Worst GDQ yet?
>Curse of Issyos
>pcull44444, Mr_Weables
I have no idea what that is but I'm definitely watching that after how great their Maldita Castilla run was.
>Protomagicalgirl has four runs
This isn't pandering at all.
>>342705097
Possibly, but i'd just rather wait and see, i really enjoyed some of the runs last year, especially the transformers one and i thought that was going to be the worse
