Mario kart time niggas
COMING
Is Javi, Alice or Ran da Muu here?
OP is a faggot
HOLY SHIT when was the last time we had this? I haven't been here in months, maybe even a full year.
>>342649607
who
>>342649607
penta here
candy is a faggot
Phil here. I'll just spectate
>>342649068
If you're going to make a thread, do it right please.
>Game Codes
Main Lobby:
--Mario Kart 8 ALL tracks with all new DLC and 200cc!:
4584-9410-2777 (lobby name is /v/eekend 3.0)
--Frantic Lobby (higher freq of powerful items):
6415-1175-2608
--Mirror Lobby
8033-6549-7779
--Teams Lobby
9950-7090-1141
Other games:
--Mario Kart 7 (ask in thread) : 07-0695-1617-1935
--Mario Golf: World Tour (turns): 58-1023-1832-5422
>How do I play with you guys!?!
--First time racers:
Go to "online - one player", go to "tournaments", go to "search by code", enter our main lobby code "4584-9410-2777", hit "join". If you keep getting put in empty lobbies, the current one is full. Keep hitting "join" periodically and eventually someone will leave & you'll get in
--Returning racers:
Go to "friends" from the online menu & view "recent players" list to find and join someone who is currently racing. You can't join somebody in a new lobby if you haven't first searched for the lobby code
>>342650159
kill yourself
Cancer Ranking (Intentionally killing this general and constantly pissing people off on purpose puts you higher on the list)
1. Penta and Wally
2. Ryan
3. Owlet
4. Glazty
5. Mark
6. Chris Steven and Matti
7. matt and Sanjo
8. TheArtrix
9. Dan
10. Cloudy Snowy and Sunny
11. Plein Johnny and kitty
12. Niploli Dog and the Toadette Brigade
13. Skullgirls
14. Tim
15. Harry and Thurler
16. Nikki and Barkley
17. Panchito and Alice
18. Heisenberg
19. Taro
20. Dane
21. Danny Robyn Sasha Oktavius and MimiQT
22. Maebbie
23. Nono and Kate/Ashley
24. Nepe Flippy Kevin and DogStalker
25. Javi Sebastian LaN and Phil
>>342650432
Glad to see I rank 25th
>>342650432
>havent played in ages
>still rank 21
Never change
2/12
>>342650861
>>havent played in ages
>>still rank 21
Serves you right faggot
i almost won Dog
>>342649836
Its been 4 months since we played
>>342649836
last week retard
>>342651334
Why isn't Ryan in this pic, he was based af
Here, here, here we go.
So they're finally here,
Teamfagging for you,
If you own the DLC,
You can join in too.
Put your dicks together, if you want to fap,
As we take you through, this clanfag rap!
Huh!!
A7! Active Seven!!
He's the tryhard of the bunch, you know him well.
He's finally back to lose to Tim.
His tiny penis can fire in spurts.
If he cums in ya, it's not gonna hurt!
He's faggier, egotistical, and heavier too.
He's the first member of the circlejerk crew!
Huh!
Ryan! Based Regular!
Ryan! The Based Regular is here!
This slut's underage, so listen up dudes,
She can attentionwhore, to suit her mood.
She's not quick or nimble when she needs to be.
She can post squid girl and cry on miiverse!
Dumb and unnaware, she's a stupid schoolgirl!
If she joins the lobby, you're gonna hurl.
Huh!
Alice! Underageb&!
Alice! The Underageb& is here!
He has no style, he has no grace.
This beaner has a funny face.
He can hop borders when he needs to,
If you're jailbait, he will like you.
Circlejerking in smash threads, what a smelly goon.
This avatarfag just digs this tune!
Huh!
Panchito! Dirty Pedophile!
Panchito! The Dirty Pedophile is here!
Ryan really has lost it
first he was being an asshole bragging about being good at kart and posting his W/L ratios constantly even though no one fucking cares (he even was about to post W/L records with everybody here to make a skill list last month). He was tryharding with fucking donkey kong for the longest of times while avatarfagging and spamming his dongstorm memes. And of course, he thinks he's funny repeating the thank you based ryan meme. He definitely is trying to help force that stupid meme- even said it on miiverse when he was jerking it with his shitposting double "basedryann"
Not to mention circlejerking with nono and alice "ironically" (what the fuck is ryan doing using nono and alice miis in smash???? does he think he's being ebin?)
And hoenstely ryan is one of the biggest complainers in the threads. A total angryfag like when he threw a bitchfit at klic for making his precious e-cred team lobby when everyone already agreed klic would make the lobbies. what a crybaby. He most recently praised /nog/ and then pretended it was sarcasm.
Now he's insulting everyone and insulting splatoon on miiverse for attention.
Never liked that NEET faggot. Giant ego and crybaby. Sucks ass HARD at 200cc too, so he can't brag anymore and post his W/L records.
>>342651643
Hey Ryan, how are things?
Dane is DA MAN
>this thread
Make a shitpost about me!
>>342651334
ftfy
>>342652126
Fuck off Penta
>>342652358
o-ok bye
>>342651951
I'm not him, I'mPhil
fromFinland
I just like towatch
>>342652245
who?
any of you guys like Mario Kart
>>342652552
>>342650432
I'm in there somewhere! Hope you choose Right! Heheh.
>>342652712
Phil the fag
>>342652809
Haha nopeee.....
i did it
>>342652932
gg
favorite regulars? i like penta
>>342652914
Hey, Taro here. Where did you find that picture?
Let's get things started
2/12
>>342653254
the toddlercon forums
>>342653090
You
>>342653090
kitty :3c
4/12
5/12
GET IN
5/12
Favorite people you miss playing with and it's been too long?
I miss Phil
>>342653825
I miss shekelberg, always jewing his way to the finish line, one network lag and skip at a time
>get hit at the beginning of the cloudtop ruse gliding section
HELP
>>342654351
>getting hit on the leaf shortcut
8/12
8/12
JOIN
We really need a Discord.
>>342654917
>mfw I was the one who hit you
>about to use star
>lightning
6/12
Fucking faggots
6/12
haven't played since before 200cc came out.. what the fuck I actually have to brake now? what is this
>bloopered on SNES RR
this is hell
I'm in hell
Anyone playing 7?
No?
O-ok...
Should I just wait in an empty lobby? I don't have anybody here on my recent players, and despite everyone saying it's not full, I can't seem to enter a lobby with anons in it.
8/12 lads
>>342655901
The salt is real
lmao kill yourself Christine
>>342656154
Keep rejoining
>1st place
>blue shell coming for me
>run into banana and go down to 2nd
>blue shell still hits me
RNGods have mercy on my poor soul
>>342656616
Once it's fired there is no escape, only death
9/12
75% HAPPENING
Can u guys go easy on me please? I'm not very good
>>342650432
Glad that I don't race enough anymore to be in cancerous lists like this
MK7 days were the golden age
>>342657150
Use the brakes
stop picking Neo Bowser on 200cc, dicko
>Baby Mario in charge of turning
>Wild Woods never coming up
MK7, get the fuck in here
>was winning a race
>my dog comes into my room
>takes a shit on my floor
>had to quit in the middle of a race
YOU JUST WENT OUT YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN IT I WAS DOING WELL
>>342657475
>stop picking the best course and casual filter
No.
>>342651918
I like Ryan, he's good at racing and has a cute Mii.
10/12
GET IN OR BE STUCK IN SPECTATING HELL
>Fall off course
>Get back on it just to fall off again
Time to kill myself
>>342657748
I'm sorry you have such shit taste in tracks.
>>342658046
I'm sorry you can't git gud.
MK7, please respond, I'm all alone in here.
>>342658360
I can play when 8 dies down, but that might be a while.
>1st at the start of final lap
>Finish in 9th
Who's the faggot that used the lightning? I was saving mine for when the person's bill ended
12/12
F U L L
U
L
L
I'll be taking that 1st, thanks.
>>342659206
>Who's the faggot that used the lightning?
yo
>>342658360
Gimme like 15 minutes
>tfw a blooper sends you from 3rd to 9th
>a fucking blooper
>>342659498
Good mush
Any room? MK8
>>342660024
11/12
>>342660024
11/12 GET THE FUCK IN
>>342660024
two spots open
9/12DON'T LET IT DIE YET
ggs
>lightning just as I get a goldshroom
th-thanks
>>342658360
Ya good or should I just go play MK8?
>>342660976
your welcome!
How is Alice very good at this game? I thought she was 16
>>342661018
Yeah, still here
MK7 room up for anyone who wants
>blue shell coming
>finish quick enough that it goes to second
>>342661235
system update first
>>342661492
K, take your time
Anyone else up for 7?
Im so not use to 200cc
>>342661690
When 8 dies
>>342661690
>tfw no lunar, waaah, barkley etc.
>>342661768
2 people in now, i forget what room size in 7 is
Whats the status?
WOW GEE THANKS BULLET BILL I SURE AM GLAD YOU STOPPED ME IN FRONT OF A 120 DEGREE ANGLE
>>342662004
8/12
time to bully like the good old days
9/12
>First time playing MK7 in over a year
>Much less using my 3DS in over a year
>Hold down to hop and drift
>For some reason I keep hopping twice or sometimes not drifting
>Circle pad is occasionally not turning
Oh God what
I should've cleaned this fucking thing before playing
>>342650432
>Have not been here in literally 1 year
>I'm still listed
I should come back and race
>other guy so far ahead I cant even see him and I lose before I even reach the finish line
JUST
No shell bully pls.
>Waluigi's fat ass pounding me into 9th
Refrain
better luck next time dave
hey people join mk7 it's fun
>>342663350
I feel violated, especially that last one, holy fuck
I just sat and waited for it to end, there was no point after the second time I slid off thetrack
>>342663350
>>342663573
whose playing?
CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>342663635
We got 2 so far, need more so I stop getting curbstomped
>>342663749
Nice try
Enjoy that lightning bolt?
>sweat sweat canyon
>about to take 1st
>suddenly ten gorillion red shells
HELP
>last turn of the last lap
>run into nikki's green shell over the gliding section
>they then teleport a mile ahead
HATE
>Lightning while im a bullet
thank you
>2nd to 8th in the last seconds the race
Status?
Are you guys playing 7?
>>342665016
10/12
>>342665016
10/12 in 8
tanooki tail should've been in mario kart 8
>>342665016
2/8 in MK7, we just finished
I'm sure dave wants to kill me right now lol
>sweeped again
Welp
>>342665157
Camping the entrace to to the dining room with tanooki 3 fucking times
You bet your ass I do
STOP WITH THE REDS, ROBERT
>>342653825
I miss Meteora
2/8 for MK7, get in here
You fucker
>>342665241
you can't do that shit in MK8, especially in 200cc
I missed playing MK7
>>342665597
>8th
I regret nothing
>>342665274
I thought u would like them :^)
GGs
good game dave
WHEN IS MK7 OPENING?
>>342666283
Dave ragequit so I left
>>342666346
FUCK
9/12
Time to kill
Sup Ryan? How've u been?
>>342666373
I can rejoin if you want
>>342666483
Pretty good anon
>>342666154
Good games
I'm in MK7 by myself
WHO USED THAT LIGHTNING
>>342666823
Coming
2/8
>>342667305
COMING
>>342667350
HURRY IT MAY AUTO-START
>>342667463
I HAVE COME
3/8
Whelp
4/12
Where did everyone go?
>That first place steal
kek
How you been Ryan?
>>342667575
Hopefully Mario Kart 7.
4/8
4/8 MK7
>I'll be using gyro controls!
Gone
>tfw I'll never be as good as Ryan so I might as well suck his dick
>>342667589
>Fucking up the Sandbag
I'm pretty good these days, how about you
Also Christine pls
>crossing the finish line early and causing the blue shell to go back to dog
lol
>that entire piranha plant slide
help
>that blue
>>342667808
no homo
>>342667825
I'm good as well, can't complain
>that bomb at the end
kek
>The game card was removed. Please press the home button to return to the home menu
I.. what
Playing the 3ds version or wii u?
>That Mount Wario race
Are you guys trolling me
>>342668525
Both
3/8
Last race
>>342668525
Both, MK7 will be open pretty soon
>>342668583
5/12
FUCK you
MK7 IS 2/8 OPEN
GET IN HERE
4/8 m8
Next time my little goyim
6/12
>Backwards banana snipes
go fuck yourself ryan
>>342669603
Well maybe I will
>The game card was removed. Please press the home button to return to the home menu
Is my 3DS shitting the bed?
Next time I'll be mr shekels.
>that rainbow road ending
WATCH ME SWOOCE RIGHT INTO 1ST
>>342670237
Fuck this game
Im gonna get you for that one
>cumm error
The RNGods do not want us to play MK7 tonight, seems.
>>342670805
I think I just need to retire my original 3DS and get an XL
>>342670805
No god is going to stop me from having fun
1/8
>>342670805
Either it's your wifi or the MK7 server
>>342670758
Nope
3/8
third time lucky...?
4/8 m8
>>342671048
Forever 5/12
Oh vey i actually won! Next time shlomo.
>I can't join because I don't have the DLC even though I totally fucking have the DLC
Please stay alive
>>342671568
We will
Join us over at mk8. And damn that barrafe if red shells
>bringing out the shy guy
pls no
Not so fast cuck!
Shy guy out of nowhere!
>>342671938
>>342672204
Oh yes
That's it for me
Good races, gents
>rosalina's ice toilet
I forgot this course existed.
And I wish I hadn't remembered.
3/8
>>342671568
>Save file is gone, too
That's what I deserve for never playing this game I guess. On the way now if the lobby's still active
>Those greens
The fuck were you guys doing
>>342672870
>Rosalinas Ice Toilet
>Wario Shityard
>Poopy Shit Slide
The trinity of garbage courses in MK7
HA
YOUR STUPID FUCKING TRICK BACKFIRED
FUCK YOU RYAN
1st place
Just for you Brandon
lol no Ryan, I'll just go around the finish line
Something is choking the internet connection.
7/12 GET DA FUG IN :DDD
>I'll throw that bob-omb at the ceiling, and it'll land on Dog
>ceiling doesn't have collision
lmao
I literally Dick Dastardly'd myself, holy shit
GGs MK7
consistently getting last
GGS MK8fags
GG guys
Those were some crazy races
>>342675284
Why isn't Kirby in this game
>>342676132
Nitendo hates money
I'm late to the party. Oh well
Kevin > Ryan
>>342676723
If you want to play we can. Though my internet is a bit whonky right now.
>>342678216
Naw there is only you there. I like a full house.
