![1127914-unchartedslim[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AiJJoKi.jpg "1127914-unchartedslim[1].jpg")
Explain to me how someone can enjoy this shit.
And before you go "Hurr durr nintendrone" or whatever fanboy bullshit I own a ps4.
This series is complete shit.
>Climbing and jumping take no skill and is just padding
>Gunplay is generic hide behind cover when your health goes down shit
>WOW BIG EXPLOSIONS cinematic moments that don't mean shit
I have just finished the first 2 games and I am sure that 3 and 4 aren't any better.
>>342636623
Some games appeal to some people, while other games don't.
A lot of people want a cinematic experience, and this is why companies make them. You don't HAVE to like it.
That train sequence and the Tank fight were fun.
>>342636623
I like the characters and being in an interactive Indiana Jones movie.
>>342636623
>Plains a genre he's clearly not into
>Complains
You only have yourself to blame
>>342636823
>Cinematic experience
Then why don't you watch a movie you retard or play a Telltale game which doesn't ruin it's story by putting "gameplay" padding between the cutscenes.
>>342636896
Then watch it on youtube.
>>342636958
And what genre is that? The genre of shit?
Is it a 3rd person shooter? No I like good 3rd person shooters. Is it a platformer? No I like good platformers? How about movie game, well then there is The Walking dead. Why would I play this? It's not that I don't like the genre it's that the game is shit and neo/v/ is filled with gaffers.
>>342636623
It's a game for dudebros/casuals. Much like sports games and CoD, the series success is due to the overwhelming number of dumbass meatheads.
>>342637334
Even sports games are better than this because at least they have gameplay.
>fun characters
>witty banter
>impressive environments packed with detail
>clever puzzles
>cool set pieces
>>342637315
It's a game that does not appeal to you. Why don't you just disregard it and play another game?
It's really fucking simple. Are you not able to do that?
>run with Chloe to the roof of the hotel
>jump in the pool
>MARCO
that was hilarious
>>342637742
>Clever puzzles
Bull fucking shit. The puzzles are literally something a 7 year old should be able to solve. I never had to think more than a few seconds for any of them.
Also why don't you just watch the shit on youtube if you admit the gameplay is so shit?
>>342638008
Because I have the right to criticize a shit game neogaf.
Give me one reason to play the game and not just watch a let's play.
>>342638193
gamer cred
It's Exploration and adventure.
>>342638084
>STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE. BRING ME MORE TENDIES, MOM!
>>342640268
>Child crying because someone doesn't like a game he likes and shows why it is bad
Amazing how ironic your post is child.
>>342637742
>cool set pieces
Jesus Christ.
>>342637315
Why don't you do the smart thing and not buy things you don't like, you fucking moron.
>>342640139
There is no exploration, the game is linear as shit.
>>342640457
those tears keep it up
>>342637315
>Is it a 3rd Person Shooter? No
>>342640517
>STOP CRITICIZING THINGS I'M A FANBOY FOR YOU ARE THE MORON I AM TOTALLY MATURE
Stay butthurt that someone disagrees with you about a shit game.
>>342640780
>Crying fanboy calls someone else mad
Sonyggers everyone.
>>342640787
It's a shit 3rd person shooter and there is no reason to play it because there are tons of better TPS.
>>342640457
>why it is bad
just because you dont like it doesnt mean is bad
>>342640828
>>342640923
what the fuck are you doing way make this thread
>4chan's /v/ now defends uncharted
Holy shit when did this place become so shit?
>>342640923
>And before you go "Hurr durr nintendrone" or whatever fanboy bullshit I own a ps4.
thats ironic
>Sonyggers everyone.
It was pretty good for it's time. Now it's somewhat dated.
>>342640923
There's no point in playing Mario when Crash is better :^)
>>342640923
>It's a shit 3rd person shooter
that's not what you said though
>Is it a 3rd person shooter? No
>>342636623
>its another Uncharted is shit because it's a Sony exclusive thread
>>342640953
Except it is.
Shit gunplay and shit platforming.
>>342641093
It was dated the year it came out since Tombraider existed and was far better at everything this game does.
>>342637742
>clever puzzles
the puzzles in U2 were piss easy
>>342641143
But I like 3rd person shooters and apparently this game is from a genre I don't like so it can't be it.
>>342640828
Why would you play the second game if you knew it was going to be like the first game, which you playrd.That is not smart. It is stupid. I hope you know that.
>>342641348
Because I heard the 2nd game was better and it was not.
>>342641282
I like Gran Turismo, and this is still a racing game
>>342641162
>Shit gunplay and shit platforming.
decent gunplay, and i dont think you had to take plataforming seriously, people like the series for a reason you know?
>>342636823
You know what bitch? FUCK YOU. I'd punch you right in the fucking mouth. No questions. As soon as you ended your sentence, fucking BAM.
Fuck you for supporting this shitty industry. BAM now go to the fucking hospital bitch before I send you to the fucking graveyard.
>>342641443
>That no reading comprehension
Anon read >>342636958
I was responding to this idiot saying apparently Uncharted isn't a genre I like.
So according to this anon it isn't a 3rd person shooter since I like 3rd person shooters.
>>342636623
It's basically an action move with minimal interactivity. If you can enjoy a dumb action move then you can enjoy uncharted.
>>342641406
The general gameplay is the same. If you know that you don't like "cinematic" games, and you knew that Uncharted was in the genre, you shouldn't have played it. You wasted your money.
>>342641557
>You don't think you had to take platforming seriously
How is that a defense? The game has platforming and you have to do it and it is complete shit but you go "Well just don't take it seriously" and no the gunplay is complete trash it is.
>Shoot guy behind cover until you take damage
>Put head under cover until health comes back
>Shoot guy behind cover until you take damage
No skill required.
>>342641710
If you hate gameplay so much why not just play the walking dead then?
Uncharted has shit gameplay and shit writing.
Why even play the game at all? Why not just watch it on youtube you stupid child?
>>342641406
Here's why the series is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZFtP8LbUYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXxP6qN39wI
Get back when you're done, jimmy.
>>342641657
>that no reading comprehension
says the person who didn't read the first thing I posted
here let me help you out dude
don't worry I gotcha
>>342641830
>>Shoot guy behind cover until you take damage
>>Put head under cover until health comes back
>>Shoot guy behind cover until you take damage
well if you put it like that you can make ANY game look bad, and the plataforming doesnt mean it has to be perfect, it just works, and its fun, you just dont like it thats all, and you seem mad enought to make a thread about it,also you dont need skill to enjoy something
>>342641947
>Skim video
>Muh graphics
>Characters have depth
>Cinematic experience
So you can get all this buy watching it on youtube.
>>342642001
Man you really are retarded and can't read can you.
It was the uncharted drone that implied it wasn't a 3rd person shooter.
>Climbing and jumping take no skill and is just padding
Imagine faggot OP play the prince of Persia trilogy
>>342642114
and it was you who directly said it wasn't one
you super retard
>>342642057
Except that is all it has.
Compare it to any shooter that takes skill.
Uncharted is just a generic cover based shooter with no skill required.
>>342642170
Except Prince of Persia actually takes skill. It isn't just spamming A in the direction you want to go stupid.
Uncharted 4 is good with good gunplay, there's too much climbing though as you pretty much can't fail at that or anything
>>342642210
Do you seriously have autism? That was under the assumption of what the other anon said.
By his stupid logic it wouldn't be a 3rd person shooter and I was showing how stupid that was.
You are literally 12 but so are most neogaffers.
>>342641928
I'm just telling you the things that you did. :^)
>>342642260
>Uncharted is just a generic cover based shooter with no skill required.
but that doesnt mean its shit, you know, its just a videogame
>>342642353
but you said it wasn't
here let me help you out again buddy
>>342642260
>Except Prince of Persia actually takes skill. It isn't just spamming A in the direction you want to go stupid.
yes you just press an extra button to wall run and thats it, if you think POP trilogy takes skill then i dont know how in earth your calling uncharted shit
>>342642398
It's shit because the gunplay is ass.
There is no thought or skill required in it's gunplay. You just shoot people and then hide behind cover when your health is no. No dodging fire, no using platforming to your advantage in gun fights.
>>342642534
>That no reading comprehension
>>342642714
>that backpedaling
>>342642602
>It's shit because the gunplay is ass.
but its not shit, its not super complicated but its not boring.
>>342642602
Lies, all lies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj5lKXYDWpY
>>342642805
It's not you literal retard.
Under the first anons assumption it isn't a 3rd person shooter because I like third person shooters and he said it wasn't apart of a genre I like.
You truly are retarded but you are also obviously a neogaf drone who defends shit games.
>>342642895
>he's still responding even though he's lost the argument
why
>>342642870
>It's not boring
Yes it is. If you don't find generic hide behind cover and shoot skill less combat boring then you are as casual as they come and haven't been playing good shooters.
>>342642873
>Lies
>Cinematic event
>Not cutscene walking around and interacting
Amazing.
>>342643003
>if I take everything literally and can't understand basic context I win the argument
Sonyggers everyone. They will do anything and act autistic to try to win an argument.
>>342643131
stop responding, loser
>>342643036
>If you don't find generic hide behind cover and shoot skill less combat boring then you are as casual as they come and haven't been playing good shooters.
Guess Halo, Gears of War, and Max Payne are shit then since they have health recovery and cover
The gameplay for the Uncharted games doesn't get anywhere near interesting until the third. They had some flashes of where it would be going in 2 (the final fight, the gun battle in the snow, the street sign shootout) but those pieces didn't become main ingredients until 3. Ultimately it's only when they successfully combined combat with the navigational elements that it gets interesting; you're jumping off of ledges mid-gunfight, you run around a corner, knock a guy out with a sucker punch, take his gun, use it to kill the next guy, slide into cover, blindfire kill another guy, vault over, climb a wall, pull a guy off the ledge, shoot his friend and you do that all rather fluidly. In the first two, it's obvious ND really had no idea how to do combat beyond rehash what Gears did in a much less satisfying way. It's really only around the third that they figured out what to do with it, and it's brought to a natural conclusion in 4's combat which has all of that plus the grappling hook, so you're swinging around while shooting shit now. It's actually pretty fun, even if it still is rather simplistic. The emphasis on mobility in gunfights still makes it better than the average TPS.
>>342637315
>Then why don't you watch a movie you retard
Because you can't play movie unlike game with cinamtic feel you fucking idiot.
>>342637315
>Then watch it on youtube.
I can't control the camera on youtube, I only see what the person playing wants to see. Not to mention I can't control the main character, and I see the person trying to fight and think "why is this retard playing like this, I would do something completely different and much more fun". Also, the video quality of youtube is always going to be much worse than the actual game's graphical quality
>>342643361
>Max Payne
>auto health recovery and cover based shooting
You should actually try playing the MP games, anon. They're very fun.
>>342643361
>Halo
>Generic hide behind cover
You really are retarded.
Also Gears is casual trash but it is far better than uncharted.
Gears has a different weapon and enemy types other than
>Man with gun that shoots at you or throws a grenade
The first max pain games didn't have generic cover based health regen you retard and they were the better games.
>spends money on something he doesn't like
>spends money again on something he doesn't like
>plays two games (~24h) playing something he doesn't like
>comes to /v/ to complain
kek
fucking autists man
>>342643537
There's a melee combat system in 1. That automatically doesn't make it a gears clone, contrarian.
>>342643560
>You can't play movie
You can barely play uncharted. Why does it matter if in a cutscene someone picks up a card and reads it or you press X to do it?
Don't fucking reply to him, retards
>>342643247
>93/100
PCucks got BTFO
>>342643768
The melee combat is no better than a quick time event and it's shit.
>Oh look one bad mechanics make it not gears
>>342643702
>Also Gears is casual trash but it is far better than uncharted.
What's it like to live in ignorance? Both series are great, and I'm sorry that you missed out - particularly on the coop of these games.
>>342640457
your the reason /v/ is cancer, and has been since 2012
>>342643795
>You can barely play uncharted
Fucking what? It has no less gameplay than any other action game + multiplayer. Are you retarded?
>>342643702
looks like hiding behind cover and regenerating health to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPQ3a_dG4Zw
>>342638018
It's better if you play U3 after that.
![2636551-8469346308-14698[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0eOarlL.jpg "2636551-8469346308-14698[1].jpg")
>>342643953
>Uncharted and Gears are great
I want newfags and dude bros to leave.
>>342640457
>my opinion is objective fact
>saying something is shit is being objective
>>342644276
>being this mad
:^)
>>342643994
>Can't tell the difference between a character walking away from damage and a 3rd person cover system. Neo/v/ is trash.
>>342644276
>dude bros to leave.
What? The fact I get more pussy than you do is an insult now?
>>342643768
I was mostly thinking about the general combat being mostly centered around hunkering down in combat, but okay.
Speaking of melee, they didn't manage to make a decent system for it until 3 as well. The first had soft combos and heavy combos, but more often than not you're really just better off shooting everyone to death. The second I don't think I ever even tried to use melee outside of the mandatory stealth sections, I remember it trying to force me into using only heavy combos but I could never really get it to register. Still better off just shooting everyone to death. In the third, you had counters, dodges, sneak attacks and the like in addition to heavy and light combos and suddenly punching a guy in the face until dead was a viable strategy.
Also, I actually quite like the series, so I'm not really sure where your hostility is coming from. Someone can like something and still critique it.
>>342643036
>Yes it is. If you don't find generic hide behind cover and shoot skill less combat boring then you are as casual as they come and haven't been playing good shooters.
your making alot of asumpsionts about me, just because you dont like the game doesnt mean that someone who does itsa "casual".
are you a a hardcore gamer m8? do you identifie yourself with the games that you think are good and the ones that are bad?
Whew what a thread.
Tbf I think 3 and 1 were both better than 2. 1 had the best story and was contained to one location.
3 had the best set pieces and gameplay. 2 has the only real boss fight.
Don't know about 4 because I haven't played it yet. All in all a decent series that excells mostly in presentation. Decent to good gameplay. Great music. I enjoy hunting treasures loosely based on famous explorers. I give the series as a whole a solid B.
>>342644276
better be dudebro than a cuck m8
>>342644276
>I dont like them because those stupid Chads from my dorm liked them when I was in college, and I hated hearing them having fun
I guarantee you my power level is higher than yours, and I can appreciate them. You need to stop being closed minded and try new things. Generalizing entire genres of videogames as bad (such as AAA TPS's) is pure ignorance
>>342636623
You understand the complaints about movie games now?
>>342644418
>The first had soft combos and heavy combos, but more often than not you're really just better off shooting everyone to death.
Lies, all lies. Git gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKYY36Mp4Q
>>342643795
>You can barely play uncharted. Why does it matter if in a cutscene someone picks up a card and reads it or you press X to do it?
is the game playing itself here too?
>>342643795
>You can barely play uncharted. Why does it matter if in a cutscene someone picks up a card and reads it or you press X to do it?
are you a retard? do you actually play the game?
how come they got rid of the advanced melee system from Uncharted 3 when they went to Uncharted 4?
>>342644831
I don't think this exactly disproves my point. This video is effectively a demonstration of what I was saying. Uncharted 1 had a very limited combat system including what it does with melee. You had light and heavy which consisted of either mashing square or alternating square-triangle-square and most enemies are best dispatched by shooting them.
>>342645054
>gun autoaims for you
Yeah, it seems to be.
>>342644418
Tips to keep you out of cover
Blind fire in cover (Set up head shots or move to a safer location)
Fire from hip while running (Either as a setup to melee a guy and take his gun, or to finish someone off that is about ready to die as you move to a better location)
Toss grenades, you get these sometimes when you stealth kill. Always comes in handy.
There is nothing wrong with a game using cover. It makes sense to use it to plan out your strategy and catch your breath if shit gets heated. I understand you have issues, but they are your issues. If there is a game that better suits your taste please play it or post about it in another thread.
>>342645441
Yeah, I know. I hate playing the game too. I hate how in Gears, you just keep shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting. Where are the RPG mechanics? I can't even change the ending. Shit game desu
>>342645586
>gun autoaims for you
>>342645661
This. Thank you.
>>342636623
I love it.
>>342636623
Yeah, I hate fun too, OP.
>>342638084
>Because I have the right to criticize a shit game neogaf
You're whining about a game genre you don't like, even if their features are perfect fits for the format they're in. You're not criticizing, you're being a cunt for attention.
I have every right to call you out on that, so don't give me that "I can say it sucks all I want and you can't stop me" nonsense, you miserable cunt.
>>342636623
Literally babby's first shooter on PS, the equivalent of Halo on Xbox.
It was made for people who have never played an actually good shooter on a PC.
>>342645586
there is a slider in the game options that lets you adjust the aim assist from 0 to 10
and if you look at the webm the only time the hip firing connects is when the enemy is at least somewhere in the crosshair. But hip firing has always been OP in uncharted because you need it to escape getting pinned down
>>342645661
I know how to play the game. In fact, those are pretty standard ways that I play the game. I enjoy the series, and I think that its combat is fine. I enjoy the emphasis on mobility and the fact that it encourages -not- just hunkering down in cover but I think that that emphasis only became realized by the third game. Is there something wrong with thinking the series' combat didn't come into its own until a certain entry?
>>342645773
Are people actually reading anything, or is everyone just on the defensive? I'm not pretending to be a world class game design expert, but I was trying to just offer critique that I felt was rather valid.
>>342643537
This guy gets it. To be fair though, I don't think the Uncharted games did a great job of communicating to the player how fun their combat system could be. As a result, a lot of people to played it like a cover shooter and got a pretty poor impression.
>>342645362
to make it faster paced. Enemies sometimes struggle with you and you have to mash triangle to regain dominance. It sounds too easy (not like the melee combat in 3 was even hard), but it makes other aspects of the game harder because often when you melee someone quick while there are other people shooting at you, and the struggle takes up precious time you could've used to escape that damage.
also whoever though it was a good idea to make the circle button ever not be the roll/cover button in U3 is a moron. It turns into the grab button when in melee range
>>342647462
No but when the enemies have you in a chokehold and you have to mash triangle or wait for ai partner to help you, you're still exposed and vulnerable to being shot. It makes things more tense.
>>342647726
the enemy grabs make for the some of the best moments in the game
>>342646262
>comparing third person shooter to fps
PCucks are autistic as ever.
>>342648372
There is literally no reason to make a third person shooter. It's really just an FPS with shit controls.
It adds nothing to the game, because the third person camera was invented for fantasy/melee combat type of games so you can see what's near your character.
It's worthless for long range combat.
>>342644831
I didn't know you could play 1 like that, is that on crushing too?
>>342648816
I love FPS but it looks unrealistic as fuck. Who the fuck strafes around with a fun pointed out in front of their face wherever they go? Not that it really matter to me, I like both types of shooters
>>342648816
>There is literally no reason to make a third person shooter.
It is. Many people like them. Also platforming and melee combat can be better done in third person games.
>>342636623
Easy. We like fun. Unlike you.
>>342646153
Not him, but Uncharted does blow ass
Quit getting so triggered over opinions
>>342638084
Not him, but Uncharted is great
Quit getting so triggered over opinions.
The reason you don't like it is because you've probably already played plenty of shitty third person cinematic cover shooters before playing Uncharted. For a lot of people, Uncharted 2 was their first action movie michael bay game experience and it was done RIGHT. Also you're pretty much the first person I've ever seen that didn't like U2. Telling us to go play TellTell bullshit is an insult because 80% of the game is solid fucking gameplay. That's a problem with you, not everyone else who loved it.
there is nothing wrong with cover shooters. People take cover in real life firefights if they don't want to die. It looks better to have the bullets miss you than to just have you and your opponent soaking up eachother's damage like in Fallout 3 w/o VATS
Personally I always thought taking cover and using it to advance looked badass, like all those Hollywood action movies or soldiers storming a beachhead in WW2
>>342649723
There is difference between opinions and "hurr go watch it on youtube!". Only triggered person was that other anon.
I never played Uncharted by the way.
>>342650007
So you're admitting it's good because it's like a movie?
>>342650078
Seems to me there's a lot of salty triggered cunts in this thread,buddy
>>342636623
>Climbing and jumping take no skill and is just padding
It's not particularly difficult but there is a puzzle-like quality to it. Everyone who plays these games gets stuck someplace where they don't know where to climb.
>gunplay is generic hide behind cover
the AI in this game does a good job flanking, and if you stay in one place too long they'll throw grenades at you to force you out of cover. You're also completely ignoring the hand-to-hand combat, vehicle combat, and stealth combat. In Uncharted 4 the grappler hook completely changes combat and stealth mechanics.
>wow big explosions cinematic moments
how is this a bad thing, exactly? You know Half Life and Final Fantasy 7 had cinematic moments too, right? And people praised those.
>>342650163
He said it's good because imitates real life shooting you also see in movies unless you live in middle east or some nigger ghetto. You have problem with reading comperehension?
>>342650163
That it feels like you are controlling a movie down to the nitty-gritty is a big part of why I like it, yeah. You like games, do you not like movies too? What's so bad about a balanced combination of both?
>>342650000
also, quads get
>>342636623
>>Climbing and jumping take no skill and is just padding
But I bet you'll defend platformers huh? You fucking cuck
>>342641616
>unironically pulling the "Internet tough guy" routine in 2016
>>342650668
because Uncharted has no gameplay anon. It's movie XDDDD
>>342650628
the AI is so, so, so much better in U4 than it was in TLOU. I was not expecting this
>>342650642
How many real life gun fights have you seen, you dip?
>>342650668
>controlling a movie
>>342651265
Are we being raided by neogaf or reddit?
>>342651504
>How many real life gun fights have you seen, you dip?
Not a single one, but unlike autists like you know cover is basic thing in every gunfight.
>Are we being raided by neogaf or reddit?
We are raided by your autism m8
>>342651504
>>controlling a movie
depending on the movie, there is literally nothing wrong with this. Nobody wants to control a Woody Allen movie but controlling say a Jason Bourne movie with lots of fighting would be awesome. And when I say "controlling," I mean like the fighting and all movement outside cutscenes is 100% controlled by the player like in every other game
>>342651552
>baaaaw /v/ picks on me
If you don't like it how about fuck off somewhere else?
OFFICIAL RANKINGS
2>3>4>1
>>342651504
>How many real life gun fights have you seen, you dip?
not him but here's one that the Detroit police dept released to the press after one of their precincts was attacked:https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1466813501042.webmsomehow nobody died but the perp
>>342652731
holy fuck that was intense
remind me to never go near Detroit
>>342636823
But why have gameplay then? I played the demo and character interactions were cute enough, but the platforming was boring and shooting sucked.
>>342653367
>why should they have gameplay if I might not like it?
>>342652061
>Baah why aren't you banned for insulting my favorite videogame!
Why don't you go back to neogaf?
>>342636623
3 is the best one, 4 is the best TECHNOLOGY wise, for consoles anyway
>>342653705
I wanted to like it but it's half-baked
For fucks sake the platforming can be done with one hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnlDwEZkidI
>>342653367
>But why have gameplay then? I played the demo and character interactions were cute enough, but the platforming was boring and shooting sucked.
Because most people liked Uncharted gameplay unlike you and gaming industry wasn't created only for you? Yeah, that must be it.
>>342641616
>calling other a 'bitch'
>is actually the biggest bitch in the thread
WAAAAAAH stop liking what I don't like WAAAAAAH
>>342653705
>Pressing A over and over
>Why should they have it?
You casual retard it's no better than a quick time event.
>>342653874
No they don't, most like the set pieces but you can get that on youtube.
>>342653712
>Baah why aren't you banned for insulting my favorite videogame!
Who the fuck are you quoting? You hear voices in your head? Is it really that bad with you?
>Why don't you go back to
But it's you who were crying how /v/ picks on you, not me.
>>342653852
>Edit out all gameplay
>Asks where is gameplay
>First 4 hours is indicative of entire game
Persona is shit
I love neogaf
>Gameplay is shit
>Story and writing is shit
>HURR DURR IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE SOMETHING
>>342653874
But it's not even a game, it's a movie than you can't just sit back and relax while watching. And most people don't like UC's gameplay, especially not on this board.
>>342654041
>No they don't
Sales, user scores and journalists scores proves otherwise m8
>>342653945
>>Pressing A over and over
please be bait
>>342653852
Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2 are shit as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUytlAKC9Rg
>>342654073
>Defending neogaf style modding
It's amazing how pathetic you drones are.
>SOMEONE SILENCE HIM HE IS DISAGREEING WITH MY SHIT GAME
>>342654185
Except that is exactly how the climbing works you idiot. No actual skill required.
>>342654137
>it's a movie
How so?
>And most people don't like UC's gameplay
If that would be true it wouldn't be so popular
>>342654079
>>First 4 hours is indicative of entire game
It made up most of the marketing material meant to get people excited to play a game. And I never said there's not gameplay, I said it's half baked and pointless. Would work better as a Quantic Dream interactive movie, at least then you don't have to actively do any of this boring shit.
>Persona is shit
never mentioned persona
>>342654136
The problem is you're not, in any way, giving logical arguments. You're just saying it's shit.
ITT: Fish
>>342654234
>>Defending neogaf style modding
You still hear voices in your head? How's treatment?
>>342641616
Like you have ever hit anyone in your life. Probably still a virgin too.
>>342654327
No, I have.
Platforming is dumb and just padding. There is no skill or brain required to do the platforming. Nearly no danger of dying while climbing ledges or jumping.
Gunplay is dumb downed shit. A worse version of gears of war where you simply stick your head out of cover until you need to stick your head back in to heal. It's tedious, boring and takes no skill.
>>342654227
MGS 1 is shit in the last third. 2 is good but 1 forces you into so much combat in the second disc and it simply is not a good game for that. Still fun and entertaining, but tedious as fuck.
>>342654234
there is no A button on the Playstation you fucking retard
And I'm sorry you want QWOP controls but most people like to be able to use the climbing to get around quickly in combat
>>342654136
>>342654234
Are you the same autist?
>>342654314
HOLY FUCK WHERE'S THE GAMEPLAY???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC3Q7YH2i6k
>>342654415
It's amazing how shit /v/ has gotten. We used to make fun of neogaf for this exact same thing. Now it's suddenly ok to ban someone for not liking a shit game because the average user has shit taste.
>>342654508
>Hurr if climbing takes skill it is QWOP
Play the first few Tomb Raiders or any decent platformer you idiot.
>>342654571
Did you not even read my post?
>And I never said there's not gameplay, I said it's half baked and pointless
remember that bud? It wasn't more than a few minutes ago.
>>342654508
Wow that was complete shit.
Look how he goes from point A to B without having to turn on his brain. There is basically no danger of dying and no skill used when jumping. It's horse shit and made to look cinematic rather than actually much input from the player. It could have been cut out completely.
>>342654634
>It's amazing how shit /v/ has gotten.
You were warned because you are shitposting retard. Multiple people are laughing at you now.
>>342654773
Not sure if bait or serious.
>>342654817
>S-Stop insulting this bad game I like
>Please someone ban him
>I-I am not mad I swear
>>342654921
Play an actual good platforming game like tomb raider where going around the map takes some skill.
>>342636623
It might shock you to know that every single game isn't made for you. You clearly don't enjoy what Uncharted does. Great. Go play something else.
Other than finding 80% of 4 boring as hell I love the series. And the 20% 4 gets right is some of the best pure gaming experience I've ever had. But that's me. I don't like MOBAs, arena shooters, or sports games. I don't whine about a basketball game being brainless (they are) because what it does isn't designed for me.
You can like a genre and not every game in it. Hell you can like a series and not every game in it. Just ask MGS fans.
>>342636623
Alrighty, OP, I want you to think for a second, just one, single second, that maybe people who play Uncharted, TLOU, even Telltale games, might enjoy both them, AND the other genres? That just, just maybe, there's some infinitesimal chance that people don't want to play the same kind of game every time.
Maybe, just maybe, people enjoy shooters, racing games, sports games, classic platformers, weird Indie shit, and also cinematically styled games depending on what mood they're in.
It might take you a while to process this, but that's okay. You don't cure autism in a day.
Personally, I found CoD 4 to be more cinematic than Uncharted, just in different ways. In fact, that kind of "cinematic" presentation is in a lot of games. Even Half-Life 2 introduces itself in an extremely cinematic manner, and has sections that are all about presentation over substance. Some devs took this and ran with it.
>>342654487
>it's shit, shit, shit
That's not explanation. If you say there is no skill or brain required to do the platforming you have to explain why.
>where you simply stick your head out of cover until you need to stick your head back in to heal.
This happen in every cover based third person shooter you idiot.
>>342655134
>>342655135
You know people have the right to criticize games, movies, shows, ect right?
You going
>WELL I ENJOYED IT
Is not an argument right?
>>342655116
Why? Because it has ancient tank controls?
>>342655016
>S-stop saying good thing about game I don't like
>Please don't ban me
>I-I am not mad I swear
>>342655134
>I don't whine about a basketball game being brainless (they are)
>wahh sports games are dumb and for retards because I don't like sports
You're a fucking retard. This is why /v/ is so shit. You people's tastes are so fucking insular and isolated and all of you are so smug and pompous, you call anything that doesn't fit your tiny worldview shit.
>>342655270
OP wanted explanation why people like Uncharted 4 so he gave it. Stop crying.
>>342655261
Nice strawman idiot.
It takes no brains because there is no skill required. You literally only have to press A and the direction you sort of want him to go.
>>342655425
No, because platforming actually took skill. Of course you wouldn't know that since you are casual trash.
You are so pathetic that you want me to get banned for insulting your shit game.
>>342636623
You have autism. Stick to your weab shit.
>>342654634
I havent played RotTR but I did play TR 2013, what makes the platforming any less "braindead" than the platforming in Uncharted? It looks exactly the same
>>342654773
Why is that complete shit? It's supposed to be easy you fucking retard, you want to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible because you want to fight from point B, nobody wants to die over some stupid bullshit along the way.
>>342655604
>I sure showed him
>How dare he not like COD!
>>342655134
basketball games take a lot more strategy and skills than a game where 2 grenades can blow up next to you while you fist fight a man with an assault rifle and you survive
>>342655629
>I played TR 2013
Thanks for admitting you don't know shit and you are a casual because TR 2013 is also dumbed down trash as well.
>It's supposed to be easy
Then why even have platforming you retard? Why not just have him quickly walk from point A to B? Why even have this stupid bullshit padding in the first place?
since when did /v/ become a hive for non-game apologists
>>342655686
Confirmed for sperg weab.
COD sucks ass.
Infinite warfare might be good.
>>342655847
When you could get banned for not liking shit games.
>>342655795
>Then why even have platforming you retard? Why not just have him quickly walk from point A to B?
I've been trying to explain this to people this entire thread, I don't think they're going to understand
>>342655903
>COD sucks ass
And so does uncharted. In fact even more so.
>>342655270
>why do people like Uncharted?
>here's why
>those aren't valid reasons, I don't like Uncharted
>okay then
I really don't get what you want. It has been acknowledged that you do not like Uncharted. I really don't see where else this can go.
>>342636823
But the actual cinematography in the uncharted series is absolutely shit
>>342655576
1. There is no A biutton on PlayStation you cretin..
2. Platforming is exactly pressing certain direction and jump button. How is it different from other action games?
>You are so pathetic that you want me to get banned
I don't give a shit. Just laughed how you throw a tauntrum because mods gave you warning. How old are you anyway?
>>342655629
Nate is a cold son of a bitch.
>>342656005
>my opinions are facts
>why would anyone say I have autism?
>>342656114
Because no one can like Uncharted! Fuck off!
>>342656114
I don't think either of the posts he responded gave a single reason, just "You clearly don't enjoy what Uncharted does" followed by no explanation of what that even is
>>342641616
Nigga please you ain't shit.
>>342656241
Except you did the exact same by saying COD was trash.
You are the retard who thinks your opinions are facts.
>>342656316
Actually it's the opposite, you will get banned for not liking it.
>>342656338
He can read any review. It's clearly explained why Uncharted is good.
>>342656524
>you will get banned for not liking it.
Seems like you're more likely banned for making shitposting threads with no actual discussion to be had.
>>342656636
>COD is good
>Look, IGN says so
What about people who actually go into detail for why it's shit?
>>342656728
>Uncharted is bad
>because I said so
>all other people are wrong
Seriously, what exactly is your point retard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPG_1wbSILI
>Sonygger janitors are trying to ban people for not liking bad games
kek. Watch and cry drones.
>>342656636
From your post:
>why do people like Uncharted?
>here's why
>those aren't valid reasons, I don't like Uncharted
>okay then
Where does that say read a review again?
>>342656826
No, it has been explained many times in this thread why it's shit.
You are a fucking hypocrite who calls COD bad but it's horrible when someone says the same about your shit game.
>>342656840
You have autism? This is serious question?
>>342656826
Seriously, where's your counter-argument as to why he's wrong retard?
>>342656968
No, do you? A good number of people who are fanboys of videogames tend to have autism. Especially fans of bad games.
>>342636623
damn i guess these games officially suck and nobody should get them anymore
>>342656864
>From your post:
This is not from my post you idiot. There are multiple people here responding. Again, what's yout point?
>>342656948
It was also explained multiple times why it's good.
>>342656948
No it hasn't, fucking faggot. It's been explained why you didn't like it, which is actually valid, but you've yet to point out any concrete flaw in the game. Only your subjective points.
>>342657050
>No
But you have.
>>342657127
>Horrible platforming and gunplay isn't a flaw because I said so
>>342657115
And most of those points have been destroyed.
>>342636623
Why does this series trigger /v/ so hard?
It's the ultimate shitposting fuel. Criticisms go so far as to say the games aren't even games.
I can't think of a single other game that gets this much hatred and salt on /v/. /v/ even defends call of duty over uncharted.
>>342641616
What type of pasta is this?
>>342657278
Actually it's the opposite. Look how hardcore the drones are defending this game and so easily to. Even where people are trying to get Op banned.
>>342657369
>game has horrible platforming and gunplay because I said so
>your points have been destroyed because I said so
Seriously retard?
>>342657115
>mixed up one anonymous poster with another
oh dear what a horrible sin, and it surely nullified the entire point of my argument!
Just to clarify for you fucking dimwits: you brought up reviews in a post entirely about non-review-based posts on here
>>342657509
>every person who has different opinion than mine is drone
You are one angry insecure retard aren't you? (no, I'm not saying this because you don't like Uncharted but because you throw so much tauntrum over other people opinions).
>>342657528
>Hurr durr I can't read
Many people have explained why it's shit.
The platforming takes no skill and is just padding. All you do is press X over and over with nearly no risk of dying or messing up.
>>342636623
>Hurr durr
Opinion immediately discarded.
>>342657127
>game mechanics that require holding down a button for half the game is a subjective opinion
>>342657686
No, the angry insecure retards are the ones so butthurt that someone is criticizing their bad game that they are trying to get someone banned.
>>342656164
>But the actual cinematography in the uncharted series is absolutely shit
that's just not true. Maybe when you compare it to a classic masterpiece of film, but for a videogame it's pretty damn good
>>342636623
I really enjoyed this game on my first playthrough, but in retrospect it's not as amazing as I thought it was.Crash 2 is the GOAT Naughty Dog game
>>342657690
People also explained why it's good.
Platforming is fun and varied as well as gameplay, multiplayer is addicting, graphics is really good, locations have great design, there are multiple ways to beat enemies.
>All you do is press X over and over with nearly no risk of dying or messing up
Post a single fucking video where this happen. I give you choice to prove your point.
>>342657828
DoF in 4 looks kind of weird, but never the less I'd watch an Uncharted CGI movie. The gameplay is almost entirely filler though.
>>342636623
>Explain to me how someone can enjoy this shit.
I enjoy all kinds of games, and Uncharted 2 was my favorite one. I honestly can't understand how you don't like it, but then again I see your greentext posts like "eeerrr duurr climbing takes no skill" like a fucking weirdo and a fucking moron. People like you need to be killed, it's so fucking stupid how you react to things. This board is autistic as fuck.
>>342657934
>Platforming is fun and varied
No it isn't and you have no evidence of this.
The platforming is shallow and is no better than simply walking except you have to press X every now and then. There is no challenge at all to it and it is no varied since you do nearly the exact same shit every time.
see >>342656840
>>342657787
It's you who wanted replies retard, so people explained why they like this game and you went with
>no! bullshit I-It's bad!
Seriously grow up sperg.
>>342657934
>Platforming is fun and varied as well as gameplay
see bottom
>multiplayer is addicting
can't shit on it, haven't played it
>graphics is really good
true
>locations have great design
also true
>there are multiple ways to beat enemies
as in?
>Post a single fucking video where this happen. I give you choice to prove your point.
Look ma, one hand!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnlDwEZkidI
>>342657943
DOF just looks really weird there because that video is very low quality
>>342658012
>How can you not like shallow boring and repetitive gunplay and platforming with no challenge
>>342658120
Nice strawman.
Asking for replies is not asking to be banned for not liking a game.
>>342658012
>I honestly can't understand how you don't like it
>but I don't have any solid reasons that you should, so I'll just call you an autist!
>>342641616
>>342658182
I see. And? You keep spamming with the same video. I don't see how he only press X.
>>342658234
No I mean in all the cutscenes I've seen, something about it feels kind of off. Maybe it's just uncanny valley.
>>342657828
A lot of the times the beautiful level design makes just the perspective from the gameplay camera look like good cinematography as it is following you around
I mean I'm fine with people liking Uncharted because there's casuals in every hobby, you know, but all I want is people to stop calling it GOTY and shit when it clearly is a mediocre game
Kind of the same happend with Skyrim and TLoU, it's overrated as fuck
>>342658242
Holy fuck you are still crying to me because you got warning? It wasn't even me who reported you faglet. Also you probably got warned because call people drones or something like you do all the time.
>>342636623
i just beat uncharted 4 with my dad and both me and him enjoyed it thoroughly
>>342658390
I posted it a 2nd (second; the instance after first) time because you asked for an example, and it seems neigh on impossible to use more than just the left analog and a single face button with the position of Rich's hand. But I imagine you'll have some reason to dispute this still, yes?
>>342658569
Stop with your strawmen, people have explained why it's shit.
>>342658242
>WAAAHHA NEVERYTHING MUST BE A CRAZY CHALLENGE WAAAAH, ITS NOT PLATFORMING LIKE MARIOS SECRET STAGES WAAAAH, ITS SO BORING WAHHH AND REPETITIVE BECAUSE ITS NOT EXTREMELY DIFFERENT EVERY SECOND AAAHHAAHAAHH
You need to be killed, prompto. You repeat yourself over and over, write the same useless words like "boring&repetitive". You're literally fucking stupid as shit and bored as fuck with yourself, enough to just make a retarded thread on /v/ about a game we already know about for the thousandth time just so you can repeat the same shit over and over proving nothing to nobody and not doing anything but inflating your ego because you want to be right and think you are about everything. I'm tired of big fucking babies like you on this website. Kill yourself.
>>342658560
I see, it looks gorgeous. Never played but actually want to play now.
>>342636623
t. embryo
