So who's excited for this game? It looks better than Zelda at least.
>>342599056
Why does the daughter look like such a dyke
Sonygger here.
No it doesn't.
>>342599130
He takes after Aphrodite
>>342599056
how
the
fuck
did Sony Santa Monica do it?
>>342599216
>>342599226
glad we got that out of our system
>>342599160
Nintendrone here.
Yes it does.
>"Listen to me, My Wife's Son of War. You must always remember that we are the Last of Us"
Really Sony?
>>342599056
But I already played The Last of Us.
>>342599056
>God of War now has Souls style combat
I'm both mad and impressed
>>342599327
> You're father had blue eyes
>>342599056
>macho as fuck guy has wimpy child
Why is entertainment so fond of this trope?
Its 7 hours game at best why should be excited again?
I will play it and will be done. No one will remember it after week.
Yeee i guess.
Honestly it looks really scripted. Like it was asuras wrath tier shit where all Kratos did was attack until his rage meter was max then did his super cinematic attack.
>>342599471
Disappointing a parental figure is a pretty relatable trope. Him being small just makes it easier to convey the fear.
>>342599532
Really? Is this true?
>>342599056
Also I thought the nigger went Benoit on his kids
where is my wife's son
>>342599056
I've only played the first few levels of the first God of War so don't take what I say for granted but this looks really boring compared to what I've played.
>>342599471
Contrast. The other version of the trope is that the gruff father has 2 kids. The elder being the strong one, who quickly dies.
>>342599607
Him being small is due to age I think
>>342600089
No, you're absolutely right.
>Cinematic camera angle is forced the entire game
>Combat is somehow even more basic than GoW was before
>XP and Press X to JAAAAAAAASON shit
>literally my wifes son: the game
Who is the father of Kratos' son?
>>342600732
Ares?
>>342599056
>"It looks better than Zelda at least."
It really doesn't famalam. The graphics are better but the gameplay in the new Zelda looks like fun on a bun. I'm honestly mostly excited about doing sick nasty tricks on my shield.
>>342601267
christ how old are you, 12?
>>342599056
I guess it's okay
Norse Mythology is alright but I'd rather have a game set in Egypt or Mexico with Aztec mythology.
i unironically wanted another hack and slash god of war with a different setting. i wont knock this game until i give it a try though.
>>342599056
>It looks better than Zelda at least.
>>342602231
What's unfortunate is that Sony is going to find out that there's a lot of us that wanted that.
Hopefully, it's still coming.
>>342599056
Not me, feels like a Souls game.
>>342599056
"Game"
lol. It got the Cinematic experience treatment. I felt kinda sad for sonybros. But i guess the last of us reskin might be good.
>fails to kill the deer the first time
>fails to shoot the troll because he says "wait!"
>shoots father instead
>pussy out when its time to finish off the deer
>Now you are ready son
What the fuck is this pussy ass training. A real spartan would just leave his son in the woods to fend for himself. Kratos should be ashamed!
I'm just happy that we're getting a calm Kratos. GoW III was fun, but he was just a huge piece of shit throughout it. This will be a nice change of pace.
>>342599056
It looks nothing like the beatemup gory as fuck God of War. They just named it that to generate more sales. Now Kratos is some dad teaching his kid how to hunt and not some half god sought out to kill every evil god that gets him pissed off. Yah fuck this game
It really doesn't tho.
>>342599056
>taking care of my wifes annoying son simulator
Sounds fun. Man sonyfats are getting desperate.
>>342605857
I think Kratos is trying to be less of a dick. He's calmed down since destroying existence.
>>342601369
Fuck you this looks great
>>342599532
I think this is a troll but what IS true is that his wife is swedish, just throwing that out there.
Is there gonna be puzzles where we have to use innocent people to solve, resulting in their deaths?
Because to be honest, those always made me uncomfortable.
>>342599310
>>342599160
Idort here. Yeah, I want GoW more than Zelda.
>better than Zelda
Please don't start a thread like that
And as a GoW fan, it is not
Fuck Sony for ruining this franchise
>>342599056
It looks so disgusting.
Who thought this realism thing was a good idea?
Also why is he mildly perturbed rather than angry as fuck?
>>342610119
Kratos is sick of being angry.
He just wants to raise his bastard in peace.
>>342610870
Man, that's boring as shit.
>>342608094
Yeah, me too. They should change it, so you could solve any conflict with dialogue.
>>342610870
GOW4 STORY SPOILER REAL TRUSTABLE SOURCE:
>good relationship of father and son developed during the game
>sometimes you play as kratos and sometimes you play as the kid
>in the final moments the kid kills himself to awaken the god of war inside kratos once again
>apeshit crazy angru kratos is back
>fucks up everything again setting up the next GOW
>>342599056
I don't know let me go ask my WIFE'S SON.
>>342607374
Anyone else hears popcorn popping-like sound as assets pop into existence?
>>342611225
>in the final moments kratos sacrifices himself to save the kid
>the kid grows up and teams up with his gay lover to avenge kratos in the next GOW
fixed
>>342599327
What is up with this wife's son meme?
>>342611720
>his lover is a bearmode barafag who resembles kratos
Whats the symbolic meaning behind Kratos fighting a giant bull that pounds the ground with large phallic object?
Didn't Kratos keep his god powers though? Shit should get real serious to cause his death.
>>342599056
Why is Kratos angry with norse gods now? They don't even belong to his nationality nor beliefs..
>>342611945
He's going to make GoW great again
is this gonna be another ps4 exclusive utterly ruined by a 30fps cap?
uncharted 4 was pathetic garbage.
>>342611185
After all the shit Kratos went through, a boring life is the best kind of life.
So it seems to me the plot is Kratos moved on so to speak
He's gone back to the mortal realm and as Greece fell to Rome or whatever he moved to Scandinavia and has taken a new wife and had a kid?
I imagine the Norse gods are gonna start some shit with him, probably don't like other gods moving in on their turf
>>342612101
When is kratos ever not angry?
>>342612101
We don't know yet but obviously there's a reason why he is.
There he is!
God of War!
Once again from the grave!
Now with snow!
And a kid!
Also needing a shave!
All the fanboys rejoiced when they heard grand news!
But their moods changed like the genre, ordered by SONY jews!
>>342612732
Do we have any indication that he gives a single fuck about them? He just seems to be keeping to himself and his kid.
>>342599056
Why does the boy have a mark with the same shape as Cratos tattoo
>>342613059
Wow I didn't even notice that...
>>342608541
Seriously what the fuck is an Idort?
>>342611815
Where have you been since this game was announced?
Devs said that the norse gods aren't around yet. There's just monsters like those shown in the demo and many other species.
>>342608094
Those scenes always made me and my wife's son uncomfortable too.
>>342613059
probably to look like daddy
>>342613285
God damnit your new is showing. It means you own all consoles+PC.
>>342613336
Sorry I don't keep up with the latest memes
>>342599056
>God of My Wife's Son: Last of Us gameplay edition
>>342613624
Well you better step your game up senpai.
>>342613059
Didn't his brother also have them? They were birth marks though, not scars, but still.
Must be a trait that follows Kratos.
>>342613385
Can't wait for more devs to get cucked so we can get more games about things gamers care about.
>>342613783
they are not blood related, kratos is a cuck
>>342613963
Didn't the devs confirm that the kid is his?
>>342599056
why I'd ever want to play God of War game which has nothing common with past God of War games?
Shit TLOU reskin
>>342614038
not his, his wife's
>>342599056
>the gow video adventures looks better than the new zelda
Holy fuck, I can't believe the memes are real.
>>342614038
Sure its his, his wife's son.
>>342608541
PCuck here
It's coming to PC?
>>342599056
Just that Thor Axe recall was cool as fuck. I hope the gameplay is as fun as classic GoW. I can understand adding in the cinematic stuff for a more well rounded experience but there needs to be segments where the music amps up, the camera zooms out and you go full Kratos.
>>342614357
Are you being serious here?
Do they actually call it his wife's son in game?
>>342611815
Just sad Nintendo fans trying to console themselves at how great GoW looks with a baseless insult, you know, /v/ shit.
>>342614554
this wont happen and you know it
>>342614724
I'm teasing. I've heard that dev's confirmed it once or twice before in other posts but you think if it was real it would have nipped the meme in the bud by now. Either that or people are shit at spreading the truth. I haven't seen any screencaps either confirming its his.
>>342614729
>Nintendo fans
>not sonyggers
>>342599160
Nintenkid here, it does kiddo
>>342599056
ZELDA in PS4.
NEVER EVER.
SONYGGERS IN SUICIDE WATCH
>>342614897
Aww, that's disappointing.
It would have been hilarious.
>>342614729
>Nintendo fans
lol nope, im all sony and i love gow 1-3, i want this shit to burn
>>342614897
Either way, the "my wifes son" meme is one of the dumbest things to come out of /tv/. The GoW threads are gonna be nothing but that from now on.
>>342615024
Sonygger here
Yes we are
>>342611815
/v/ likes to project
>run down this corridor for scripted events and shitty brainless button mash combat
Yeah this looks SO good.
>>342614867
If it doesn't have the classic gameplay, why even call it the same game? It's a spin off. Call it Ragnarok or something.
someone post the gameplay comparison webm
>>342615095
nintenkid here, no you arent
>>342599056
I hate it already because of the kid.
>>342615186
>>342615095
Microbot here
I'm entirely neutral
>>342615024
Sonygger here yes we are in suicide watch.
Why can't sony make good games with great gameplay? T.T
>>342599056
>>342599310
>>342608541
numale cucks detected
>>342615186
xbot here wht even this is
>>342615146
ask sony, as far as we know from trailers, this is not a gow game anymore, only thing it shares with this shit is name
>>342615218
Maybe the kid will be a fucking champ and be ripping sirens in half by the end of the game.
>>342615259
Xbot here, you're not doing good but you're not doing bad.
>>342615146
Because the title isn't referring to Kratos. Its referring to the kids mom. Freyja.
That or Sakdi, since she is Goddess of the Hunt.
>>342615169
gotcha senpai
Here's God of War 3
>press LT+RT to awesome
Wew, I sure love to watch the games play themselves
PC master race wins again, we don't have to play either of your shitty games
>>342613963
it could be his brother's descendant
>>342615369
Here's God of War 2016
>>342615305
Oot wasn't even a real zelda game. Should have called it "Links 3D adventure" that would have made the situation better in any waykillyourself
>>342599056
Who's ready for Kratos to die and you get to play the rest of the game as his son?
>>342615464
Jesus fuck who thought that this was a good idea
>>342615464
JUST TLOU MY SHIT UP
>>342615278
epic post
>>342615464
wow...so this...is the power...of the P$4...
>>342615464
Nintenigger here
This looks like shit
>>342615024
But we have tens of Zeldas on PS4. They are called open world games.
>>342615480
OoT still had the same core gameplay.
If you can't mash square and combo people with platforming, puzzles and boss fights, then this isn't a GoW game.
>>342615675
Is your wife's son excited for this game?
Honestly OP, no, I'm not interested in either.
>last Zelda was a disgustingly easy cinematic movie that pandered with fanservice instead of actual good gameplay
>last God of War was pretty much that, but with 100% more violence and blood
I'm supposed to believe that these games magically learned how to avoid everything wrong from their predecessors?
>>342615464
It's like I'm playing a movie, thanks naughty dog
>>342615615
5 out of 5, 10 out of 10, GOTY awards coming out of it's ass. You're right, Sony are geniuses, this motherfucker will sell like hot cakes.
>>342615369
Damn he must have hit square like 30 times!
>>342613371
Who are the villains going to be then?
>>342599056
Absolutely not. And it because of this >>342615464 horseshit right here.
>>342615464
Hmm. That actually looks user controlled, I'm sure he's mashing square there. It begins and ends in a cinematic but I believe this will lead into the classic gameplay.
>>342613963
So it taking care of an orphan considerate cuckoldy now?
Was Lee a cuck? What about Joel? Geralt?
>>342615464
looks like fun to me. But I hated the original GoW so maybe that's why, I just don't like those kinds of games (GoW, Bayonetta, DMC all that shit) this just looks like more fun.
>>342615850
That they didn't say. Probably just monsters and stuff like that. Maybe we'll see the norse gods before they became gods or maybe they're the next game villains or something like that
>>342615965
raising another man child = cuck, thats the definition
>>342599056
the game looks pretty bad.
>>342599056
KEKED
Besides butchering the fast paced combat, Im kind of annoyed we have to drag around an AI partner.
>>342616004
Dont take this the wrong way, but I kind of hate you
>>342615808
you could actually look at the gameplay and compare it with the older titles
>>342615464
Looks less interesting than classic GoW, which was already not terribly exciting
>>342615841
Can't wait to see the salty /v/ tears when the inevitable 95 score on Metacritic shows up
>>342616028
not is more like raising another man child made it with hos own wife = cuck.
That's the definition of Cuck.
>>342616004
kill yourself
>>342599056
Well i guess if i think about it, i'm more excited for it than zelda.
I'll probably end up wanting to play zelda more but i wasn't impressed so far.
>>342616116
And it looks like garbage. Breath of the Wild looks exactly like Skyward Sword did when they revealed it, for example. Purposely "avoiding content" to avoid spoilers. That's shady as all hell, since Nintendo shouldn't care about the story in a game. It's like refusing to show the new Mario because we'll spoil who the final boss is.
>>342599056
God of War is like DMC for people who rode the short bus in school
>>342616151
yeah, your definition is better, kratos fits it perfectly
>>342616151
The definition of cuck is enjoying watching your wife being pleasured by more skilled lovers. Some kind of reverse schadenfreude. This is why 2 guy threesomes are terrible unless you barely know the chick.
>>342600416
No, age has nothing to do with this in this context. Its a story created by people, they purposely made him that size and along with his age. What the anon was trying to say is that they purposely chose a size/age that would most convey the emotion of inadequacy between the two.
I mean they could have easily made the kid 18-19 years old and still given him a personality of naïvety, but they decided to cheese it à la TLOU and make the kid be under 13.
>>342614531
No. God of War and Zelda are not coming to PC.
>>342616357
There are 3 definitions of cuck
1- The fetish definition, the guy gets excited by seing his wife enjoying another dude's dick more than yours
2- The old school definition, a guy who is cheated on by his wife
3- The retarded /pol/ack definition, a guy who takes care of a kid who doesn't share his blood
>>342616334
Hey DMC fag, hows it feel knowing your series hasnt been relevant since 2008? Or do you suddenly accept DmC as part of your series?
>>342607369
Yea, no. These are all signs of bad writing and story telling.
>>342616651
So, par for the course with GOW games?
>>342616715
Not him but the fact that theyre just now trying to make us give a shit about Kratos is hilarious. They didnt have to gut the combat to do so
>>342616715
GOW have had better writing than this, they were perfect but this shit reeks of babbyfaced college kid story telling that think they are being "meta" and believe their words to be profound and their stories to be something new.
Complete bullshit
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DgcRtk7.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>342607369
>>342616651
Both wrong, he just always had a soft spot for family.
>>342616891
>>342616715
Has had*
They werent perfect*
Self fix'd
>>342616643
>The old school definition, a guy who is cheated on by his wife
But she also gets pregnant and the man unwittengly raises the child as their own, hence why it is named after the cuckoo bird which lays it eggs in other birds nests, what you described is just adultery.
>>342616891
>GOW have had better writing than this,
I hope you're kidding. Every game from the first one has been "RAGGLEFRAGGLE I HATE EVERYONE TIME TO KILL GOD!"
It was edgelord writing that made Hatred look like Kirby in comparison.
>you will never take care of another mans son
why even live
>>342616610
They should, i would only play them in 4k 60fps
>>342616950
He wasnt as much a faggot as they made him to be now.
>>342616980
Did you even bother to read after?
I said its not perfect, but its better than the shit theyre making now.
-20 is stillless than -10 even though theyre both negatives
>>342617179
>I said its not perfect, but its better than the shit theyre making now.
I'd say it's still the same level. The series has always preferring having "high def graphics" and "mature gaymer violence and sex" as opposed to actually good gameplay.
>>342617049
at least you can play this game_____:^)____
>>342616978
The woman getting pregnant with someone else's kid isn't a necessary point for the old school definition of cuckold, i don't care that the name was once related to the cuckoo bird.
>>342617237
and now we have no gameplay at all
>>342617361
>major sony IP has no gameplay
Wow, I never thought I'd see the day.
>>342616891
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/god-of-war-ps4-influenced-by-canceled-star-wars-tv/1100-6441137/?ftag=GSS-05-10aaa0a&linkId=25807252
>God of War PS4 Influenced by Canceled Star Wars TV Show, Will Offer "More Diverse Emotional Palette"
>Barlog said he was floored by the scripts he read and it informed how he thought about the new God of War.
>"It was the most mind-blowing thing I'd ever experienced. I cared about the Emperor," he said. "They made the Emperor a sympathetic figure who was wronged by this f**king heartless woman. She's this hardcore gangster, and she just totally destroyed him as a person. I almost cried while reading this. This is the Emperor, the lightning out of the fingers Emperor. That’s something magical."
>>342599056
Me
Liked the first GoW when it came out, hoping this one will be as good or better
>>342599056
i am. looks good. and that boss fight looked amazing, so imagine once he gets into the more hardcore levels with insane bosses.
look at the backpedaling and camera panning
it's literally skyrim tier
ZERO chance of CURAZY combat
VERY LOW chance of multiple enemy encounters
>>342599472
Looks open world pham
>>342599056
Why do they look so sad and sick?
>>342617507
So this is how it ends? With thunderous applause...
>>342617513
>>342617558
How much are you being paid?
>show new game from series famous for aerial combat, juggles, huge amounts of gore
>new game has none of those things
Okay then.
>it looks better than Zelda
That statement was totally unnessary and causing bait
>>342614729
>wife's son
>baseless insult
What's insulting about that?
>>342616643
I love God of War threads now.
I'm really trying to stay positive when it comes to the gameplay, but this "muh feels" shit they are trying to pull out thanks to TLoU really makes any positives worthless.
My wife's son's mother is gonna buy me a PS4k Neo and this game when they are out. Does she need to buy me a psnow subscription for this game to work?
>>342599056
Anyone else tired of the last of us yet?
>>342616004
kill yourself.
>>342618220
Yes and don't forget the season pass as well.
>>342599310
xbot, PKEK, nintenfag here
GOW looks better than zelda confirmed
>>342618264
I liked TLoU, but in all honesty I never did a second playthrough. Im just sick of overly cinematic games and chaining the player to sidekicks
>mfw 'Kratos' becomes a synonym for a cuck
I don't want to be that faggot that says the next Zelda will be the greatest thing ever but GoW looks like straight garbage.
>>342617854
found the redditor
Son of Wife 4: My Girlfriends Boyfriend
Preorder to get the 'Bull Prep' edition with the free Cuckold Costume and a real life size prep kit for your bull
>>342615103
Being a cuck implies that one has a relationship which is the majority of /v/ don't.
>>342599056
Excited for another boring QTE shitfest of a game?
No thanks.
At least it's an actual new game and not a fucking remaster.
>>342617305
If only you could apply logic to your argument as well you apply google.
Did anyone notice that controlling Kratos's rage is a mechanic now?
>>342618496
>hey bill
>hey bob
>why the long face?
>well... my wife Kratos-ed me
>that's rough man, she didn't seem like the type to have another man
>>342615769
epic post
>>342619542
I hope this meme will destroy GoW name so much they wont make anymore sequels for it
>>342619858
Well you can do gods work and hope it spreads if you want.
>>342599808
No you idiot. It's just making fun of the wifes son thing.
>>342620397
i was talking about cuck and wife's son meme in general, not >>342619542, this one wont make it
>>342620691
Well you can still hope.
>>342619542
post yfw your name isn't kratos
>>342620569
he just wanted to play something with his wife's son and you all make fun of it, shame on you
>>342621046
>mfw I'm not kratos
>>342621046
The boy is son of Atenea and Kratos.
>>342621354
and who is biological father?
>>342621437
Not Kratos
>>342599056
>looks better than Zelda at least
lmao get a load of this QTEcuck
this thread is shit, you just had to mention zelda didn't you
>>342613478
Its no't showing i've showed it. I haven't been on this board for a year. I've almost forgotten what anger felt like.
>>342621627
>thread is full of cuck meme
>its because he mentioned zelda
Daily reminder that there's NOTHING wrong with raising another man's son
>>342615464
well at least those enemies are considerate enough to wait their turn
>tfw a fucking nintendo game has more challenging AI than a AAA gamerrrrrrr title
>>342621437
Kratos, just look the face, him have the mark red on the right eye how like a scar.
>>342622170
He scarred his wife's son just so he could get over his cuck status.
>>342622078
Daily reminder that there's NOTHING wrong with letting your wife fuck another man and if he's black not letting him fuck her also makes you a racist pos.
http://gearnuke.com/god-war-ps4-development-worked-original-god-war-team/
>Barlog has also brought back majority of the development staff that worked on the original God of War for this new game. While the over-the-shoulder camera might detract some of the loyal fans, Barlog has stressed that the game will still feature fights with up to 10-15 enemies on screen. Kratos will be able to gain powers through upgrades, just like it was the case with the previous God of War games.
>>342615464
Is this a turn based RPG?
>>342616004
kill yourself faggot.
>>342622279
>the cuck meme
>>342619558
cuck
>>342622376
I'll believe it when I see it
>>342611815
It's a forced meme where people don't even get the whole joke of having a wife's kid.
>>342611815
Cuckholding is humanities oldest and rankest meme. It's probably 100,000 years old
Why are people so obsessed with Kratos wanting to be cucked?
If Kratos was cucked, then what chance do you guys have of not being cucked?
>>342622836
numale please leave
HAHA le cuck meme, am I doing it right fellow /v/tards? ;D
>>342622836
I have 0 chance of being cucked.
Gotta be in the game to feel the pain son.
>>342599056
WAAAH WAAAH GOD OF WAR KEEPS REHASHING THE SAME GAMEPLAY
WAAAH WAAAH GOD OF WAR CHANGED THE GAMEPLAY SHOULD HAVE KEPT IT THE SAME
This is how you retards sound.
>>342623031
>accepting a product that's been butchered more than a modern Nintendo game
>>342623031
but it looks like shit
>>342599056
>It looks better than Zelda at least.
Zelda fanbase complained about having annoying companions, so no.
God of Wife's son
I know this is /v/ and all
But wow this cuck meme really reached a new level of childish
>>342622601
epic post
>>342599056
>It looks better than Zelda at least.
Already in damage control, and we haven't even said anything bad about GoW yet?
>>342623001
>>342623268
>>342623324
why don't you numales just use tumblr?
I appreciate a change in gameplay if it's slower and more deliberate, but not the pacing changes. If it isn't all action all the time I don't give a fuck. And it clearly isn't. This looks shit.
oh god I just realised
they're going to make kratos cry aren't they?
>>342622836
>>342622809
>>342622808
I actually don't mind it since /v/ is also 98% shitposting anyway, but maybe that's because I've never raised another mans spawn.
>>342623582
This is meta cucking.
>>342623365
And why don't you meme spouting retard use 9gag?
>>342623365
epic post
>>342623690
you dont know what cuck means
>>342599130
That's his wife's twink son
>>342607374
fucking childrens game jesus christ summerfags everywhere
>>342623726
They do use 9gag... how else would they come up with such epic le meme bantz.
>>342623864
definition is posted in this thread, at this point everyone knows what kratos is
All I know is Horizon Zero Dawn looks better than both of these yawn fests.
>>342599056
Haha no. It does look better than the previous Gows though. I hate Charlie already though. I wish it wasn't dad of war though.
