MAIN CHARACTER OF THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED HAS BEEN REPLACED BY ROB SCHNEIDER. HOW FUCKED IS HE?
the animal and duece bigalow were fucking funny
Rob Schneider is Manny Calavera
Just played Chrono Trigger. Suddenly more glad for silent protagonist.
>Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex
He dies to a penguin or something like a faggot
>>342582137
ROB SCHNEIDER PLAYS the silver sword on Gerald's back
Rated PG 13
ROB SCHNEIDER IS.... GERALT!
>Rod Schneider as Crash Bandicoot
neat
>a carrot vs the legions of hell
kek
i finally have a chance to post this
>>342582137
Rob Schneider is... Ezio Auditore.
Sigma from VLR.
I'm not sure how this works out.
>>342582137
>A MAN WHO REMEMBERS NOTHING, YET HE CAN'T DIE
>ALONG WITH HIS FRIEND, A DISEMBODIED SKULL
>ROB SCHNEIDER IS THE NAMELESS ONE
He'd be fucked, but at least he'd go through some horrible shit.
>Mighty No 9
Miraculously he might actually improve the game and fair pretty well like he did in those train wreck we know as Adam Sandler movies.
> the michonne walking dead
better
>>342582281
THAT'S A HUGE BITCH
It was Barbie Super Model for SNES as a matter of fact. I threw it on ROM for shits and giggles. It was pretty terrible. You just ride in a car in Hollywood endlessly playing mini-games of dress-up and catwalk. It's like Hell.
>Playing silver surfer in Marvel Heroes
He was a Surf Ninja right, he's fine
His comedy might get cheaper I guess.
>>342582137
RON SCHNEIDER IN PLANETMANS 2!
Once an unexpecting modern age man, one day ROB SCHNEIDER awakens to find himself on the planet Auraxis, a planet of constant war! Uh oh!
Now he has to work his way to the top, and try not to get shot!
It's SCHNOB REIDER IN: (PLANET)MAN OUT OF TIME! TWO!
>>342584594
Fellow Planetman!
NC here. Game is doing well since construction update.
>>342582415
Same here anon
Not sure if improvement or worse
He's Now Kirby I guess
>>342583001
>Not casting Schneider as Morte
It's like you hate fun.
>>342582137
Rob Schneider is DOOM GUY
Rob Schnieder was a simple man living an ordinary life. Until one day aliens invaded earth.
Now Rob Schnieder has to command the X-Com unit to defend earth from these extra terrestrial scumbags
And he's about to find out that the difficulty....is out of this world.
Rob Schnieder is
The X-Com Commander.
Rated PG 13
>>342585773
I would pay money to see Rob Schneider running around a battle field screaming incoherent orders at his units as they gey slaughtered.
>>342582137
>Dead by daylight survivor
I'd love a game/movie that was a slasher flick/comedy starring Rob Schneider
>>342584701
>NC
fuck off
>>342582904
Where'd you yank that shit from, Nickelodeon magazine?
>>342585872
Fuck you too spandex wearing faschist
>>342584701
>NC
Sorry anon, you must die for the Republic.
he's definitely fucked
>>342584701
>>342585935
Forgot to finish because late and alcohol, but things are doing pretty well since the update. I've been enjoying myself.
I just hope the game gets better. So much wasted potential over the years, but it still fills a niche other games don't for me.
Rob Schneider is Black Chick Whatshername from the new Walking Dead game.
Probably a lot better.
>>342585956
She'd be far more fucked, though.
>>342582137
I'm playing 999; he's doomed.
>>342586008
I've been spoiled by it, all other fps feels small as fuck now in comparison. RIP PS1 tho.
10 years ago Rob Schneider's father disappeared after conducting research into other dimensions.
Now, Rob must pilot the Aile Chevalier to fend off invaders pouring from a portal at the south pole, intent on bringing the ultimate despair to the people of Earth, and solve the mysteries his father left behind, along with his adopted sister with a split personality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NBSMV_yt_8
HOI4 as germany
hes fucked
>Theme Hospital
>Replaces proven treatments with homeopathy
>Claims vaccines cause invisibility
Zelda 2.
This game is hard as fuck. There's no way Rob is getting past Death Mountain.
Deep in the icy north, Rob Schneider sets forth to assault the Frozen Throne.
Now, Rob Schneider, together with Rob Schneider, must find their way through an ancient kingdom buried deep below, and face the funnymen lurking within...
>The Stanley Parable
Seems fitting
>Battlefleet Gothic
>Rob Schneider is Spire
Gothic sector is fucked. Bonus points if Adam Sandler is Abaddon.
Rob Schneider as Aiden Pearce
> I CAN HACK EET
He's going to be just fine.
>>342582338
That's... That's actually really fitting
>>342587000
interestingly the main character would actually be significantly more likeable
>>342587000
>>342582137
Metal gear solid V the phantom pain
I think he'd make a good Snake
>smt nocturne
lol
Schneider of Rivia
>>342587478
>Schneider losing his spaghetti against Yen's bants
>>342582904
SEAMLESS
>>342582137
Rob Schneider is Bjorn, a simple peasant who was born with white hair and cat eyes. His life turns upside-down when he is mistaken for a famous witcher roaming the land and now has to solve a murder mystery.
Rob Schneider the Inquisitor, Herald of Andraste.
>>342587303
Oh shit, I didn't even realize I got trips, nice
What abilities would he have /v/?
>>342587272
Arguably, any character is better than no character at all, so that automatically makes Aiden Schneider better
ROB SCHNEIDER IS A YOUNG BOY ENJOYS PLAYING WITH GUNPLA UNTIL HE METS A STRANGE GIRL AT A SHOPPING ARCADE
PG-13
>>342587694
Turns into a carrot
Well.... this will be hilariously awkward.
>>342587694
Ability 1: Rob Schneider is... - He switches bodies with a targeted enemy, he can then go on to kill his team mates
Ability 2: YOU CAN DO IT - AoE team damage buff for a few seconds
Ultimate: Sandler Movie Revival - can only be used upon death, revives you and provides a health and damage buff for 8 seconds after revival, because its Sandler and of your dead buddies get the same treatment.
>Expert mode Terraria
He's pretty fucked.
>>342582137
>Shovel Knight
could be interesting
>>342587535
>bants
She doesn't have bants she has bitchiness. Being clever doesn't make her less of a cunt.
>Rob Schneider was on Game Grumps
Poor guy's career has really hit the rocks
Rob Schneider is a titty ninja.
pls no
Welp Rob died in a highspeed crash in Paradise City.
>>342582137
>D44M
>Rob Schneider gets raped by demons in hell forever
Feels good desu
>>342582137
Rob Shmeckles is Adam Jensen
>>342587694
ultimate is de durp de derr
>>342582137
Who exactly is the main character of Overwatch? Marketing says Tracer, lore says Soldier 76.
>>Inb4 we're all Rob now
>Rob Schneider in DBZ Xenoverse
>Rob Schneider with that much power
50% chance he crashes
50% chance he gets shot down
>>342582281
I was just about to post this. He's only terrible when guesting in stallone movies, his movies are alright
Rob Schneider was an ordinary Brit who hated Muslims
Until one day his politician tricked him into voting to leave the EU
Now he is finding out that being in a country that is going bankrupt is harder than it looks
Rob Schneider is
The Brit Bong
Rated PG 13
>>342595656
t. mad kraut
>>342595789
>we wuz an empire an shit
Oh britbongs
How the mighty have fallen
First we Americans beat you then it just went downhill from there huh? Now even Scotland is leaving you. You're just a tiny little island clinging to the past that can never be attained again.
And he's about to find out that going fast is a pain in the ass.
ROB SCHNEIDER IS...SONIC!
Rated PG-13
>>342583784BEHEMOTH
The PC from bloodlines...
Last game I played was NHL 16, so depending on his hockey skill he's either fine or fucked
>>342582137
He has to kill the beast of Toussaint LMAO
Post his smoking hot wife. Lucky mother fucker.
Not too bad, he looks like he already survived Fallout 4.
>Bayonetta 2
>>342585929
some old FMV game ads
Leon from Resident Evil 2
Stay mad /v/irgins
Rob Schneider plays as VENOM SNAKE, a ragtag group of mercenaries that have made thier comfy home in the Seychelles. Watch as rob Schneider and his longtime friend kazuhira "rascist comedy giant" Miller embark on thier greatest adventure yet! Also starring revolver ocelot and a lewd female that doesn't talk much, just like every lady should. Rated pg-13
>Deadly Premonition
honestly I believe in his ability to solve this shit
>>342582137
ROB SCHNEIDER IS A SMALL TOWN NERD WHO ALWAYS GOT HIS NOSE INTO DWEEB BOOKS WHOS NOW GOT HIS DREAM JOB WORKING ON THE MARS RESEARCH FACILITY.
LIFE IS GOOD UNTIL...
ROB SPILLS HIS BOSS' STARBUCKS DELUXE COMBO (Movie's sponser) ALL OVER HIS COMPUTER AND ACCIDENTALLY SUMMONS FORTH THE LEGIONS OF HELL!
CAN ROB SKIMP AN IMP?
CAN HE OUTRUN A CADEDECOMON?
FIND OUT THIS SUMMER IN....
DOOM: The Gloom of a Dumb Marine!
Rated: PG-13.
Starring:
Rob Schnider as the Marine
Paul Plart as Dr. Patrick Fat
Adam Sandler as Eric the Imp
Snooki of Jersey Shore as the A.I.
Guest starring:
Harold Raymus as The Revenant
Dom DeLouise as Icon of Sin
>>342582137
>Ninja Gaiden 2
he's fucked
>>342595107
You mean sandler movies?
Also, Big Stan was better than most Sandler movies, and I don't think I even heard of it until I accidentally rolled across it in the new dvd releases on moviefone
I guess nothing changes.Has anyone actually played this?
>>342599128
>Featuring Rob Schneider from A Fork in the Tale series
>Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon
Pluto Nash tier garbage
>Rob Schneider from Clan Ventrue
>>342598710
>delouise as icon of sin
10/10
ROB SCHNEIDER WAS AN ORDINARY KNIGHT UNTIL ONE DAY *record scratch* HE CAME DOWN WITH A BAD CASE OF THE UNDEAD CURSE!
THIS SUMMER, FIND OUT IF A SIMPLE UNDEAD KNIGHT CAN GATHER THE FOUR LORD SOULS AND TAKE ON GWYN, HUMAN TO GOD!
Yeah nah he's fucked.
>>342598043
They are in about the same league. What was your point?
I doubt they would even let me pick a side in Chapter 6 and just leave me in the field alone.
>rob schnieder trying to pilot a gundam
I'd pay money to see that
