Why do you hate Neptunia so much?
i hope she dies
>>342556274
I thought she's your waifu?
Shitty memes everywhere
>>342556229
I think their designs are awful.
>>342556229
I don't. Neptune is too goddamn cute.
>>342556229
Worst example of wasted potential this side of Spore.
I don't hate the characters, they just haven't been in a good game. I don't like bad games.
>>342556229
It let's developers think they can find shitty gameplay as long as they put anime girls. They all play the same and basically just keep releasing the same game.
>>342557183
>I don't hate the characters, they just haven't been in a good game.
Same. The characters are fine, but the problem is that the games still suck.
Nep a cute.
>>342556229
1) her games are shit
2) her games' """"jokes"""" are shit
3) her porn is merely above average
>>342557183
>>342557349
So what JRPG has good gameplay?
>all those recycled dungeons
>all those recycled quests
>that story that goes fucking nowhere for 99% of the game
>gameplay is basically a dps race
>>342558294
DQ series, SaGa series, even FF is better. Any SRPG. This game's gameplay is seriously RPGMaker tier shit.
You awaken from an afternoon nep-nap to find two Blancs resting on your lap.
What will you do now?
>>342556229
But I love nep nep!
>>342556229
I hate how that I can't be anywhere as perfect as her.
>>342558635
Complain about their dumb hats.
>>342558635
shoo them away, I would never betray the true girl I love
>>342556229
is neptunia really a bad game? i cant tell if it's a meme to like it or hate it
>>342558527
>DQ series, SaGa series, even FF is better
All these do not have better gameplay.
>DQ is the very definition of generic
>SaGa is horribly unbalanced
>FF is a small twist of generic
None of these actually have better gameplay than Neptunia.
>>342556732
Like your memes are any better
>>342558294
Twewy but shitters cry everytime.
>>342559167
>he thinks DQ is generic
The easiest way to tell if somebody has no fucking clue what they're talking about with JRPGs is when they say something like "DQ is bad" or "DQ is generic." Right there, you can tell they've only played DQ1, probably the NES version and for maybe 10 minutes at most. It's like you're afraid to try a JRPG that wasn't made by Compile Heart because you know you won't be able to go back to something that shitty.
>>342559008
>true girl I love
who's a murderer.
>>342559540
Ignore him, he's ignorant as fuck if he thinks DQ is generic. Simple I could understand but generic it is not. I say this as someone who doesn't like most jrpgs, DQ/mother has great gameplay and honestly love them. Can't wait for VII.
I'm in love with Blanc's cunny!
I dig it but the gameplay is really shallow and there's little cohesion in the way the game flips between a 3d environment, 2d cel-shaded dialogue, clunky combat, and an overworld that you can't walk around in.
>>342556229
Amazing concept, bad execution (from what I've played). Played the original on PS3 for a while and it made me dislike the whole series. Is the 2nd one better?
>>342559540
DQ is generic. It's so generic it created the very system of generic. And it even runs off the speed stat still to determine who goes first.
How isn't it generic? I've played DQ 1, 5, 7, 8, 9. Sure there's brief changes here and there, but it's the very definition of generic.
I don't think you have any idea what generic JRPG battle system means.
>>342560019
>There's DQ XII already
>He still hasn't played VII
You fucks have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
>>342561179
Where do I say there is a DQ XII? XI is being developed now. Maybe read posts before you reply.
>>342560527
Try any of the Rebirth games on pc or vita or VII for PS4 and soon. PC
They fixed a lot of issues from the first couple games
>>342561409
And either way, DQ is still generic. It has the "I hit you, you hit me" 2 minute battle scene that was from the fucking 80's.
Tell me how that isn't generic?
>>342556229
It's not that I hate Nep-Nep, it's that I love Ploot!
>>342556229
I want her to sit on my face.
>>342561726
>"I hit you, you hit me"
Thanks for describing literally every game ever made. You sound like a dumb ass, just say you don't like turn based combat
>>342556229
What neptunia should I play if I've never played any of the games before?
>>342558635
Pat heads.
Everyone loves head pats.
>>342563405
No, because you're a dumbass. If you can't see how DQ's 1980's combat isn't generic you're just trying to backpedal and justify your own blindness.
Even FF's ATB has the ability to move much faster than the enemy. DQ is literally choose all your actions in the menu then watch some animations for 2 minutes. And that IS the very definition of generic for the JRPG genre.
>>342563664
Well I don't feel that way, I have way more fun when I play a DQ then a FF. just my opinion.
She's so cute that I CAN'T STAND IT!
>>342563664
When it was first introduced, it wasn't generic because it was a brand new thing.
The current series, though haven't done much to innovate, thats true. there was that one musou game though.
>>342556229
I don't hate her. It's just that Big Nep is better in every way
>>342564268
The problem with Big Nep is that she's just purple heart with a shit personality
>>342556229
I want to FUCK Neptune.
>>342556229
But I don't?
>>342566369
Breast Goddess, best Goddess.
This is a married couple
>>342556229
I don't hate Neptunia, it's just not very good.
>>342566997
>Nep showing off her armpit like that
Why is she so lewd?
Is pic related worth playing if you only care about the Sega Hard Girls side?
>>342565252
>shit personality
your taste is just unredeemable shit
>>342566369
that's a big neptit
>>342566997
but they're sisters!
Oh goddammit. I just bought rebirth 1-3 because I saw they were on sale, and have seen a lot of bantz about it around here. I kind of laughed in the wtf sense, but my first 30 min + this thread is concerning. How much did I fuck up?
>>342567890
enjoy your stay
you cannot leave once you have been neptized
>>342567890
Can't unnep the nep once you nep, anon.
>>342565252
Except she's better than Purple Heart too.
>>342566369
Is Vert the only girl with decent size?
I swear every other character is cardboard
>>342567482
For you.
>>342560894
>muh Chrono Trigger!
Nep 'Em All! 1989
You can only love all girls and hate none.
>>342569291
RUNNING
ON OUR WAY
HIDING
YOU WILL PAY
MEMEING
ONE THOUSAND NEPS
Neptunia's gameplay sucks so badly that they tried stapling Nobuo Uematsu AND Yoshitaka Amano to it and it became a decent-sounding, decent-looking piece of shit.
The only thing Fairy Fencer F had going for it was that it offered a late-for-school piece of toast as a cosmetic option, and they dubbed the obligatory Osaka character with a Canadian accent which was kinda cool.
>>342560894
>complaining that speed stat determines speed
What even
>>342569298
I have never jerked off to a nep. Don't ruin their purity, anon.
>>342556229
>/v/ hates Neptunia for memes
>yet they'll praise shit like va11halla despite being an equally awful offender
>>342563664
>This is what a neptunia fan sounds like
>>342569817
>Yoshitaka Amano
The man ruins everything he touches
Kinda wish that the Fate Stay Night fandom was a bit more active so unlimited nep works can exist as a web comic.
>I am the nep of my nep
>Nep is my nep and nep is my nep
>I have nepped over a thousand neps
> Nep to nep, nor nep to nep
>Have nepped nep to nep many neps
>Yet, those neps will nep any neps
>So as I nep, neplimited nep nep.
>>342570175
Okay
post gamindustri feet
>>342570186
how many people do you think are on /v/?
I mean, there's me, there's you. I'm not you so it's obvious that we're not the same person.
Wanna marry the Nepgear.
I don't, but all the weebshit is not on Steam here.
Liking JRPG but gaming with PC only is suffering. (last good game was The Last Remnant or something) Nowadays Steam fixed that but NOT IF YOU LIVE IN JAPAN
fuck
nepneps
>>342556229
But I don't
>>342570725
The Goddesses are drawing nearer
On Nepbike they ride
They've come to take your memes
>>342569159
>I swear every other character is cardboard
>not appreciating modest breasts
Vert is just stacked.
The main problem with re;birth 2 and 3 was the translations were so awful that some people are literally re-translating it >for free JUST to remove the cancerously toxic levels of shitty meems injected into them.
also Nepgear is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I suppose this is the thread to ask.
I bought Megadimension VII in the last sale on PS4 or whatever.
i'm at that forest where the warp pipes, teddy bears and doggos hang out.
Does it get better? Right now the current strategy for battles is "hit the enemies with your strongest combos and heal or whatever after battle"
It's really boring already. I figured out the most damaging combos I have so those are all I use, and sometimes use the triple attack if I can get a couple enemies in it, but this is largely the same battle with every enemy so far.
Please tell me I didn't waste my money here. Please tell me you guys like and play these games for more than cute girls, fanservice, and conversations about pudding.
>>342570973
The girls are the only reasons to play the games. Sorry anon.
>>342570970The retranslation is shit too, just a different brand whose smell you like
>>342571114
Should continue with one of Nepgear's scenes, a la Cheetus.
>>342570946
>Nisa
F
>>342559167
Spot the nepshitter.
>>342571131
Fuck
>>342570946
I only like cowtits though. She's the only one with an acceptable chest, but her personality...
Compa is best girl
>the softest
>has best sweater puppies
>probably smells like the color pink
>cutest girly run
>knows how to cook
Are the PC ports good, or are they shit and I should stick to playing them on my Vita?
>>342570973
Some fights can get harder and could take more stragegy but it's a pretty generic RPG when it comes to the combat
The main reason to buy the games is the characters and interesting story about console wars
Look at these unique dungeons. Hope I don't get lost.
>>342571605
You can get mods for it but that's about it.
>>342571605
They're a crapshoot. Some computers run the games well, and some seem to hate them. If you really need a better framerate, you could try them, but I don't see the need when it comes to playing neps.
>>342571605
They're good if you don't have a BR-tier rig.
>>342571605
If you already own the vita versions, just stick with those.
>>342571605
Last I heard was that they had some issues, but I haven't really played a Nep game in over three years.
>>342571623
I'll give it a couple more hours but so far nothing has interested me.
Nep is dumb and needs to shut up.
Nepgear is boring
Dreamcast-chan had potential but her valley girl thing isn't funny or charming, and her weapon sucks. Also her transformation is a worse design and personality.
And goddamn these cutscenes are boring so far.
I like the gamindustry concept and I can potentially get into the idea of it but so far it seems like a ton of wasted potential. Is there a point in the story where things start... happening? So far nothing is fucking happening.
Uni is my UNIverse
>>342572013
Uni a shit! SHIT!
>>342571650
This can't be real
>>342571950
>story
>>342572084
>complie heart
>>342572013
why is she so much better than Noire
>>342571950
The first act is really just for setting things up.
The second act will seem completely unrelated, but then everything comes together in the third act
>>342571650
>>342572105
But this anon >>342571623 said there was a story
>>342559142
It a generic JRPG carried by cute girls, memes, and video game/anime references. The battles never quite get tedious unless you're marathoning full games, but it never becomes truly interesting. The dialogue and story segments are the selling point.
For me it's the kind of guilty pleasure you pick up after a long day of work when you just want to zone out and watch some numbers go up.
>>342572195
I assume the acts are the different "games"?
Fuck, that's a lot of shit to slog through.
>>342572179
>much better than Noire
just started re;birth1
it's kind of a boring grind, but it's a boring grind I can get into
girls are cute, story and dialog are enjoyably dumb. feels like it's worth the five bucks, probably helps that I've barely played any jrpgs ever so I don't have standards for this genre
>>342572217
Nep games are not for every
Some people don't care for the story
Some enjoy it for their own reasons
Some ignore it
>>342572226
>The dialogue and story segments are the selling point
Yes, the girls reminded the player of their one character trait is really engaging. Fuck off, the first Neptunia game did characters way better now they're just walking memes.
>>342572226
That's a sales pitch right there. Hoo boy.
>>342572318
>>342572413
What if I don't like the story but can't ignore it because it's the only reprieve from boring combat and enemies who's only attacks consist of walking up to you and fidgeting in your general direction?
>>342556229
>weeb thrash that is constantly posted on /v/
gee i wonder why
Does /v/ like Plutie
Tsunako is a top tier semen demon, how does she keep getting away with it?
>>342572502
Don't call her a slut, that isn't nice.
>>342572837
Only because of her VA.
>>342572837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ
>>342572843
She's a hack
>>342572837
Loser
Would Noire be a good girlfriend?
>>342572905
Says the neckbeard on 4chan who couldn't even draw a stick figure with tits.
Tsunako's artstyle is godlike.
Rei needs to be a supporting character in the next game.
>>342572634
Like i said nep games aren't for everyone
Honestly you should have tried to get re;birth 1if you have a pc it's usually on sale for around 6 dollarsyou'll either like the games/characters/story or you wont
>>342572451
Nep-nep is a generic meme game for waifushits.
Better?I fucking wish I got paid to shill shitty games all day.
>>342573142
>projecting
>>342572430
And yet it still sells.
Just because they got shitty doesn't change the way the game is marketed.
>>342573456
>Couldn't even take the 3 minutes in Paint to make a stick figure with tits
Yeah, projecting alright.
>>342573172
Rei did nothing wrong.
>>342556229
she won't let me fuck her
>>342573615
She didn't step on my cock.
I don't love her games and she's my waifu.
>>342573054
She's all tsun. Where's the dere?
>>342556229
games are bad but the neps are cute
Steam meme franchise with cancerous meme audience. It's entry level "weeaboo" garbage for ironic steam weebs to latch onto.
Get some taste, there are plenty anime games with cute girls that aren't garbage.
>>342575245
Hatsune Miku, LL or IM@S are way more cancerous with rabid and insufferable fans. Neps may just post epic memes, but IM@Sfags actually worship statues and figurines in public.
On the topic of VII: Why the fuck can't anyone shut up in battle? Or the menus?
>"ooaahh~ I think I need a heal desu sempai kawaii pudding~"
Bitch you have 75% of your health left you're fucking fine I just opened the damn menu to set a new combo attack shut the fuck up
>>342575450
Idolfags actually enjoy their shit for what it is. Steam Nepfags literally just do it so they can be ironic weaboos and leave epic reviews
more nepneps
Redpill me on Neptunia
I'm a secondaryfag
>>342575731
Iunno, just lurk or something you dumb nepper.
>>342574216
But muh Imai-san.
I love Nep Nep !
But I love Noire even more !!!
>>342556229
good series hated by /v/ as a meme.
>>342575841
Look, I'm not going to judge youin front of your facefor liking Noire. We're just going to have to agree to disagree on her.
>>342575731
Just get Re;birth 1 and try it out.
Or you asking for this:http://exhentai.org/g/926054/1ef7b610b9/
http://exhentai.org/g/647075/5e2cddcae5/
http://exhentai.org/g/613244/e9ebb267e8/
http://exhentai.org/g/781642/c49789287c/
>>342562259
when does he say this ?
I must have skipped the dialogue
>>342570217
no, he would have saved FF9 from being shit if they used his designs.
Great example of over-designed Japanese garbage, and a good line to separate weeaboos from people who are just into japshit.
Gameplay is underwhelming and the pinnacle of generic RPG. Characters are designed to pander to retarded Japanese shut-ins and weeaboos. The game is self-aware, and while that can sometimes be a good thing in games, Nep goes beyond the point where it's cute and it just becomes painfully annoying.
The dialogue is mainly just memespouting with no depth or development. Interactions between characters are just excuses to throw more wacky memes and references in.
I have a much harder time thinking of things that are okay with it. I guess it's colorful which is nice. Not nice enough to make it a good game, though.
>>342576582
pasta
>>342576582
what's this post going to accomplish?
But I don't OP, the games are mediocre, yes, but I'm having fun playing them, the characters are cute, I like their personalities. The gameplay is okay, quite original but a bit unbalanced, the plot is okay, nothing groundbreaking nor offensive, everything is just there in the middle, and that's all I need as long as the overall experience is fun
And do I have to remind you you are on goddamn /v/ out of all places? Some people will hate things just to spite you
>>342575731
>that pic
OH SHIT ITS UP ON SADPANDA
>>342576709
>Why do you hate Neptunia so much?
>post why I hate Neptunia so much
>"WHY ARE YOU POSTING THAT" - smug nep poster
>>342568680
who draws these ?
I need more
>>342556229
I don't, the art style is excellent.
>>342576885
Protip: someone asking "why do you hate x so much" is almost always just baiting you. You're not supposed to actually give a serious answer.
>>342575731
It's got an unironically grimdark end. Wasn't even that edgy.
>>342576967
I don't think you know what bait is. Bait isn't fishing for replies, it's what gen y call "trolling".
>>342576018
Noire won E3 this year.
Reminder that Nepgear did nothing wrong.
>>342577096
>trolling isn't fishing for replies
VII PC WHEN?
>>342576320
Cant remember the exact moment. But some time after you reunited the 4 CPUs.
>tfw appreciate the fanservice because so lonely
>tfw it just makes me more depressed because 2d will never be real
>>342577226
>>342577124
I agree. My free time belongs to Lastation, but my heart belongs to Leanbox.
>>342576904
https://twitter.com/itkslicer/media
you will be disappointed
>>342575245
Steam weebs don't even play the game for more than an hour, they build up game time, write their ironic reviews that end with their parents walking in and move to the next game.
>>342577124
>im-fucking-plying Blanc didn't win all of E3 with just 1 (one) game
Get out
>>342576967
And why do you have a problem with me giving a serious answer? Neptunia is a shitty game.
Instead of tackling anything I said that makes the game shit, you just go "le baited" because you have no way of defending this garbage. Name one game that is more generic moetrash than Neptunia without going into VN territory.
>>342577451
Mugen Souls
>>342577350
>1.9 hours
>playing with Vert
I can confirm bullshit
>>342577226
now
You are in charge for the next nep game (4GO), it's supposed to be an action RPG that mimics the style of SAO games, how do you do that? And no, you can't kill it
>>342577401
I love Blanc but that didnt happen
>>342577451
>you have no way of defending this garbage
Do I really need to?
>>342577401
>Breath of the Wild
>Winning E3
Bravo Buran. You flat out laid it down bare.
In during Vert becoming the CPU of PCs.
>>342577520
>get Ploot and Pko
>weaken enemies
>RUSH
>>342577571
I doubt Norie could play a Dragoon well.
>>342577613
You tell me, you're the one with the problem with me having a negative opinion about the game.
>>342577571
>>342577643
Make it like Breath of the Wild
>>342577729
No, I just think it's funny you're wasting your time responding to the guy thinking you're gonna "educate" him
And the last of the designs for 4GO, at least for now, I really hope we can get Uzume in there too as a monk
>>342577347
>all that DBZ
seems like a cool guy
>>342577953
post your steam id so I can report you
>>342556229
I hate that Neptunia's not SUCKING MY DICK RIGHT NOOOOOOOW
>>342577953
Review guy what's the verdict?
>>342577823
If your taste is so bad that you would like this, you're beyond any form of education.but that's just my opinion
OP asked for an opinion, I gave an opinion, and I defended it. If people have a problem with me having an opinion, then that's just too bad.
>>342575973
>bad series loved by /v/ as a meme
ftfy
>>342578192
>OP asked for an opinion
Because he knew you'd be stupid enough to reply as if he genuinely thought there aren't plenty of valid reasons to not like these games.
>>342577685
>>342577887
>Uni's new outfit
>uses dual guns now
>Ram is a ninja with spats
>>342577685
Uni has such a delicious body it's not even funny.
I want to be nepgear
>>342578282
Do those reasons really matter? People who hate the game don't need much justification externally to do so at any rate.
Idea Factory and Compile Heart knows its niche and they play to the niche exclusively. Their bet on PC through Steam is paying dividends, and that's that.
>>342577887
>>342577685
I forgot this got announced.
>My favorite is Vert
>But I don't care for her system
I know I'm not the only one.
>>342578709
I have an Xbone that I never play
At least i show some support for Vert
maybe ill try to free Halo 5 next week just to show my love for Vert
>>342578709
You're not alone, we are brothers bonded by boobs.
>>342578709
>>342578824
It doesn't matter. The only way that you are not supporting Vert's system is if you don't use Win10 at all.
>>342578709
Just upgrade to W10 then!
>>342578330
>>342578541
Ninja Ram even has one lewd now, all designs for the game are greatAnd I kinda wish this game had SI so I could become Kirito and waifu a nep in-game
>>342578920
No you. Be a Kiriko.
>>342556229
but I don't
I could never hate my wife
>>342577347
Wait is this not the guy that drew this ?
Artstyle is almost identical
someone redpill me the artist
>>342578709
I'm right there with you
>>342579231
>varying degrees of nepu
>>342579893
>pish
More like piss, amirite?
nep or alive xtreme 3 when
>>342578330
>Rom is becoming a Seiba
>>342580473
maybe
Okay why come does nep-nep when she's is in god mode it turns her into becomes a giant boober it won't make any sense
>>342580814
LOL
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>342580493
I'd prefer a nep or date alive xtreme 3.
>>342581038
Nep-nep could Been Far Even go into she use godmode have 主人公补正 it's expel every dogoos, but Look More Like a giant too bigs boob, I.M.O.
>>342580814
OK. There. I fixed you're Nep.
>>342581702
WHO IS IT!!
>>342581676
>补正
PRC Chink detected. 用殘體字的5毛給我滾! (chinklified form 50 cent shill go and stay go)
>>342581795
I want to desu Compa
>>342581702
Disgusting
yo
Get some fucking taste.
>>342582124
Nep yo
>nep nep
>who's there
>>342581702
I would a shota nep
When will Compa get her own game? Her boobs are literally the only reason I keep playing.
>>342582169
>Dualshock 4
>FO4
Fuck whoever made this pic. Not gaming with Xbox elite controller? the hell is this shit?
>>342582169
>taste
>posts Bert
>playing shitout
>>342582169
I recognize this crop porn image
>>342582462
>right click
>tineye
Oh,
Yeah.I actually kinda forgot, cropped that a long time ago actually.
>>342582776
Can I buy her instead?
>>342583146
Worst nep
>>342583275
Get your eyes checked, that doesn't look like Plutia.
>>342556229
It brings nothing to the JRPG genre except its characters and dialogue referencing video games and japanese culture which is the schtick; if you don't like the characters then you don't play.
Pathetic in gameplay aspects as there's no overworld to explore and story progresses in visual novel fashion and >>342571650
People eat it up anyway.
>>342583307
The fact that she does what Burandon't makes Plutia not the worst of Nep by any mean.
>>342583146
She's such a good nepper
>>342583307
Oh right, 2nd worst then
>>342583374
Come on, that's almost too easy to deflect.
Yeah, unlike Blanc she does a very good job at being a shit.
>>342583374
Plutia makes me puke
Blanc doesnt
How do you faggots genuinely think the worst nep isn't Noire?
She's got the worst personality in the entire cast and she's got the most irritating voice not only in English, but Japanese as well.
