>*SSHHHCCSSSSSHHRRRRR *SSSSSSCCCCCCRRRRRR *SCCKKCKCKCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lMwvX41uAQ
MY SCREEN
what, you actually use UMDs to play?
People used these for reasons other than watching porn?
>>342538951
>not downloading ISOs
>or at least backing up your own UMDs to ISOs then keeping them in a safe place where they don't get cracked to hell and back
>>342539256
I bought a PSP GO from Gamestop a few years ago that had porn in the history.
Maybe that's why they chose the white model
...
>>342539256
As a matter of fact, yes!
>>342539256
Of course.
>>342538951
Do you think the PSP would have been better off if they used flash cards, like the DS?
>>342539473
the golden rule of psps is that if you buy it used, there will be porn on it. the one i got had porn saved on the memory card.
I always thought the shielded disc design for the UMD was neat as hell. Those things could take some abuse. Why don't more consoles and handhelds do that?
>>342539562
In 2005? Hell no.
>>342539678
Looks expensive...
>>342539256
>he didn't watch porn on his Sony Ericsson Walkman
casual
What is it with the PSP and porn?
Even I had porn on my psp way back when, I don't even know why I did it. Why the hell did i even put it as my background even?
>>342539869
same reason why people watch porn on their phones, it has a web browser
>>342539869
I used my ps3 for porn when I first got one tbqh
I guess its from seeing that handy internet browser button late at night
>>342539678
Sony already had MiniDisk for that, which other companies did adapt for their devices.
>>342540043
But the PSP browser was god awful though. Couldnt play any fucking thing at all.
I had to download it and dump it on my memory card.
>>342539364
>not backing up your UMDs
I don't know how to do that otherwise I totally would
>>342540442
Do you have a custom firmware installed?
>>342539256
Playing MP3s
Bonus points if you had a hacked PSP and used that one homebrew program to play custom music inside any game.
Say what you want about the PSP, but the games smelled amazing. Opening a new PSP game was awesome.
>>342540621
>Playing MP3s
Man I used to do this a lot in high school.
Whenever we had design tech I would ask if I could listen to it while working.
>>342540295
The browser was pretty decent from 2005-2007. Web pages were less bloated and more friendly to the underpowered PSP.
>>342539256
>not playing on the system with the most underrated games in history
I remember going on 4chan with the browser. good times before captcha
>>342541245
PSP and VITA for life
I remember bringing my PSP to school and gamesharing Tekken DR at lunch for my friends
>>342539637
Oh shit I didn't know this was a thing. I save all of my stuff onto my psp because no one knows how to view files on it.
>>342540583
Wow anon, you sure are missing out.
pata pata pata pon
>>342544190
I feel sorry for everyone who was memed into buying that piece of shit. Literally nothing but ports and former exclusives that are better on other platforms.
ANON, WHY DID YOU DELETE IT.
>First PSP
>Disc drive breaks (This is before CFW was commonplace)
>Second PSP
>Screen does that stupid thing where it gets offset because it wasn't seated properly at the factory and the image is distorted
>Third PSP, PSP GO
>Love the thing to death. Best ever.
>Don't touch it for a while
>Come back, suddenly there's, like, bubbles or some shit around the edge of the screen? I'm not even sure what to call it, but it's weird and distracting as fuck
>Meanwhile, the DS Lite I picked up in 2006 is still going strong after a literal decade of heavy use
I love the PSP to death, but good goddamn the things are so shittily put together
>>342544819
>DS Lite
>not the worst constructed handheld to exist
I fucking hate that model, it was so poorly made.
>>342544819
I don't know how, but on mine it's like shit has gotten stuck all over under the screen. It drives me nuts.
>Buy PSP 1000 for 80 bucks
>Get NES, SNES, Genesis emulator and free PSP games
Sucks that nobody gives a shit about the Vita, we might have gotten a portable N64 emulator as well.
>>342544819
Weird, I've never had any of these problems with my 1000. Meanwhile I've gone through several DS Lites due to the hinges breaking.
Keep in mind that I take very good care of my electronics.
There's something oddly comfy to the UMD noises playing between matches in Street Fighter Alpha 3 Max
>>342539678
Because they're actually terrible
>>342545289
N64 emulation is shit and requires more power than the Vita has to offer. It would have been worst than SNES emulation on the PSP.
>>342545429
N64 emulation actually works great on the Vita.
t. someone who's still on firmware 3.50
>>342545413
Right? It's almost like soft hums. I always found the sounds relaxing.
>>342545491
>N64 emulation actually works great on the Vita.
>>342545291
>Keep in mind that I take very good care of my electronics.
No you don't. That's never happened to me.
>>342544819
>Have owned the same PSP since June 2005
>only issues are a bad battery cover (costed like $3 to replace) and the Wi-Fi not working
>just got Persona 1 and Persona 2: Innocent Sin for it a few months back
feels good man
is there a list of /v/ reccomended PSP games? I don't have many games for mine. pic related is all of them
>>342545658
It also happened to me though
>>342545291
Yeah, I hear the 1000s are sturdy as fuck. Never owned one, It was always the 2000 or greater.
And I'm always hearing about the DS's hinge. I've always wondered about that. I've owned three DSes (one DS Phat, two DS Lites) and not once has the hinge ever been an issue. Not even that stupidly common superficial crack. I've seen it FUCKING EVERYWHERE though.
I wonder if it has anything to do with bending the DS ALL THE WAY back, and not just stopping at the click. I never bent mine further back than the click, but I know a lot of people who did
>browsing porn on the PSP web browser
>this pops up midway through
>have to restart the browser
>>342545754
I think it has to do with people who tend to open and close the DS really fast or with a lot of force that it begins to wear it down over time.
>>342545694
>Hot Shots Golf
Fuck yes this game is so solid, comfy, and has pretty good waifus.
>tfw PSP is broken
>>342545694
Nice collection lad
>>342545876
Wat
>Not gently closing it after you finish playing
>>342545694
>Shit
>Shit
>Good
>Meh
>Good
>Good
>Good
>Good
>Shit
Step ya game up.
>>342546130
thanks
>>342544819
Shit that reminds me, some PSPs out there are going to have their batteries explode soon.
I just hear a clicking noise when i load something from the Memory Stick.
>>342546239
>midnight club 3
>shit
nah
I'll concede R&C: Size matters and NFS: Most Wanted were crap though
>>342538951
>tfw a 512MB micro sd card cost you £90 and now you can get 128GB for £30
>>342539562
No however, here in the future, i have 30+ games using my miniSD CARD
>>342545694
There's a wikia, but I only played a few games on it, namely idolm@ster, monster hunter, and gurumin.
There was something oddly comfy about the idolm@ster management games that make me want to replay them, though.
>>342545850
Didn't help when most porn sites had tons of flash and pop ups.
Those were the times..
>>342546317
???
elaborate.
I replaced my PSP battery a while back. is the old one a ticking time bomb? I have the old battery in a drawer, should I get rid of it?
>>342546434
It's shit on the PSP.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/r_mc3_psp
>>342546441
Disregard this it was a 1GB memory stick pro duo
>>342546571
No, it just means the li-ion battery is going to start wearing down, and it'll start doing stupid things like reduced battery life, inaccurate battery life reading, and maybe even just flat not charge.
If you replace it with a new one you're fine, but batteries that aren't easily replaced, like PSPGo, is basically fucked.
>>342545946
>waifus
Stop.
>>342546239
>Size Matters
>shit
Lies.
>Medievil Resurrection
>good
Opinions disregarded.
>>342545694
There's a wiki that covers PSP games. Literally search for your question, and you'll find the page for it.
>>342538951
I LOVE LUMINES!!
>>342546571
Some of the older batteries on the PSPs (namely the 1000 series, I think) are pretty much wearing out to the point that they begin "popping", some cases outright exploding. I'd grab you a source but my blackberry isn't what it used to be.
>>342546610
The only thing that's shit about it is the loading times.
>>342546749
But you can get quality replacement batteries for the Go on Amazon.
To this day, still is the best console i've put my hands into.
>Lots of PSP games
>PSX works 100%
>GBA/NES/SNES emulation
>Comfy controla
>12+ hours of music if you use as mp3
>Nice widescreen to watch moveis
>Super customizable, led me to became a Linux fag
Literally the best console i've put my hands on, to this day im afraid of gettin the Vita, because i don't think it can surpass what the PSP became to be.
>>342546441
I remember buying a 512MB for $80. And when the PSP first came out 1GB cards were $1000.
>>342539256
It was a Monster Hunter machine with some other good games as well, MGS:PO/PW(fuck you I liked PO), Jeanne D'arc, Brave Story(fuck you), GoW games, Jak and Daxter Lost Frontier(fuck you), DJ Max, KHBBS, Metal Gear Ac!ds(---- ---), and a bunch of others I can't remember but all in all tons of fun, glad PPSSPP exists so it won't die.
>>342546894
And framerate. And controls.
>>342546610
>The fact that this is the finished version released to the U.S. audience is truly amazing, although Rockstar has stressed it is using the extra time between the U.S. and European launch to tweak and optimise these issues. Let's hope it does.
Woah hold the fuck on, the PAL release performs better?
WWWWHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KHAAAAAGH KHAGH
>>342547104
>1GB cards were $1000.
>>342547135
I still can't find DJMAX Portable 2 anywhere.
>>342541652
srs? everyone had a ds when i was in school
though kids would be jelly when i whipped out star wars battlefront on the bus
I've completed 100% of Midnight Club L.A. , best arcade racing i've played to this day.
>>342546961
No, those are all terrible.
Only a small number of official batteries were produced. Everything on the market now is cheap third-party stuff with less than half the charge capacity and zero quality assurance
>whwwwhrr...
>...
>..
>tfw broken disc drive
>>342546963
>>PSX works 100%
>tfw out of all the games that could not work on PSP it has to be one of my favorites
>>342547189
>Frame rate
Passable. It's not that bad.
>Controls
What's wrong with the controls? Seemed fine from what I played.
>>342539869
You think that's bad?
I had a friend and his brother over one night, and I woke up to find one of them jacking off to porn on the Wii web browser.
>person walks by
>now have all ten of their fingerprints on the screen
>but not in good enough quality to use for anything
>>342547104
>when the PSP first came out 1GB cards were $1000.
source?
>>342546963
>PSX works 100%
It's hard to believe people are still parroting this without fact checking. Do you tell people that not all PS3s can play PS1 discs too?
>>342547709
Not being 14
>>342547617
what happened after that?
Anyway to stop the coating from peeling off? It seems like every time I hold my psp a bit of the shell falls apart. It's annoying. Like my handheld is balding.
>>342539869
Had a portable web browser back when those things weren't common place. Little 12 year old Billy didn't have to sneak into the family computer room at night to look at boobs on Google images.
>>342547781
You just need to check the right version when booting from EPSX.
I wish PSP emulation could get Size Matters working right. So many graphical errors and some weapons cause the entire screen to go blank. I can't even get Secret Agent Clank to run at all, yeah yeah I've heard how bad it is, but I enjoyed it.
>>342547781
kys
>>342548197
No you doofus, everyone knows that. There are PS1 games that actually do not play on a PSP. Do you really think PSP CFW users who would kill to get a particular game working would not know about Popsloader modules?
>>342547960
I used to scratch at my Vita's lower right corner with my thumb nail while waiting on loading screens and it started leaving marks
but then I got the Aqua Blue GameStop one in the objectively superior 2K Model and haven't done it since
>>342547104
I had to survive on a 128MB card it came with in a bundle until the 1GB dropped in price, shit sucked
>>342548540
this is exactly why you buy screen protectors
>>342545491
Is there anything for 1.81?
>>342546441
I got one of those adapters that let you put two micro sd cards in and it just reads the entire thing as a normal memory stick. I think I have a few GB in there all together.
>>342548741
http://hackinformer.com/PlayStationGuide/PSV/RESULT_VITA_1XX.html
>>342545491
>N64 emulation actually works great on the Vita.
>works great
>N64 emulation
>great
Going to need a source on that.
>>342547867
I woke his brother up and asked what the hell he was doing, and he tried to play it off that he was just looking up game stuff.
>>342548461
My bad.
>>342546893
Define explode. Like a grenade going off or something else?
>>342548831
Oh, still just psp exploit shit like TN-B? Never mind then.
>>342547617
And?
>>342547781
It does though
>>342538951
I liked the PSP's grindy sounds.
>>342549137
We went back to sleep. I gave him hell for it the next day.
I should remind him of that next time I see him.
Anyone in here know why my psp suddenly stop being able to play psx games? I was in the middle of emulating BoF 4 and suddenly the home menu pop up and i cant press anything. Reset the psp and the next thing i knew loading any psx games will just bring up the home menu and freeze.
Hacking my psp for the first time was a great feeling. It was my first experience with hacking a system. It was like magic to me.
>>342549259
All PS3s play PS1 discs, that's my point. People think it's part of the phat PS3 backwards compatibility.
>>342545754
I would say you're lucky or good at taking care of devices. I've lost 2 phats and a lite because of those hinges. The gba is the only portable with decent hinges.
>>342546963
>SNES emulation
when i tried it, the games ran really slow and fucking aroung too much with the settings blocked out the home button, making it impossible to leave the game without a hard reset.
>>342548461
All I know if is Megaman Legends 2, what else is there?
>>342538951
I've never bought a PSP game. I pirated every single game I "own" so I had no fucking clue what OPs semen gargling noises were.
>>342549318
You were emulating it? Poploader or were you using the PSP's built in emulation?
>would like to hack my PSP to play pirated games and emulated games
>scared of bricking the thing so never try it
And don't say it's really easy, I've bricked two Wiis, as in they would not even power on, trying to put homebrew on them. I've given up trying custom shit like that.
>>342539869
a guy in my highschool got exposed with porn on his psp. I had a psp 3000 throughout highschool and never felt the need to put porn on it, whats the point? i rather watch it on my computer.
>>342538951
RIP Vita. Thanks for reminding me of that.
>>342549979
>I've bricked two Wiis
I guess you didn't follow the step-by-step guides that make the thing impossible to brick. As for the PSP, you just put files on the card and open them.
>>342549979
>And don't say it's really easy
Its really fucking easy.
>brick Wiis
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>342548978
Not a grenade, per say, more like if you threw a battery into a microwave, without the fire.
>>342538951
>instead of a psp2 we got the vita
Why god
>>342549913
Do you mean what PS1 games just straight up don't run on PSP? You have on there, mine would be Rollcage Stage II, and then there's >>342547534.
>>342548978
Battery goes "poof".
>>342550243
The Vita is pretty great.
>>342538951
Still got my PSP slim with CFW and play it all the time for PS1 and certain PSP games.
I remember having Birth By Sleep before everyone else and them not being able to fathom someone playing a game in Japanese
>what are you playing anon?
>the new Kingdom Hearts game
>what?! Its only in Japan right now!
>yeah I'm playing the Japanese version with an item and skill guide
>why would you do that and not wait to play it in English?
>because I needed a game to play and picked this one because its new
I got more stupid questions when I actually paid to import HGSS on DS.
https://youtu.be/0x6e0wk9zZI
>>342550034
I didn't have the guts to download porn on to my computer then.got caught anyway because my brother dl a ton of it.
>>342550342
>The Vita is pretty great.
Yeah maybe if the PSP weren't still for saleFOR $100
>>342550557
>not having both
I only use the PSP for PSP/PS1 games at this point. Really wish the batteries weren't ass, though.
>>342539637
Mine had an OK Go video on it.
Clearly it was previously owned by a colossal faggot.
>buy a Vita for a better experience with PS1 games
>a fucking nightmare to get eboots working on Vita
>dual analog sticks, but they're stupidly tiny
>face buttons are stupidly tiny too
>already have skinny fingers
>instant regret
>want my PSP Go back that I sold for money
>my PSP Go cradle and TV-out cables were sold too
>cradle is 3x more expensive now
>can't enjoy Vita games anyway because I can't update my firmware
JUST
>>342550342
It just doesn't feel as good as the psp did. I'm talking the library, all the custom firmware, psp scene, the MEMES.
Whatever I'm still sad it's just not what i want it to be. I do like mine though. Got freedom wars and gundam breaker 3 for it
>>342550718
see
>>342550763
>>342550808
>>342550763
>buying a shitty 1K instead of the 2K
enjoy your proprietary laptop charger faglord
>>342550901
I'd use my old psp if it didn't have a fucked up analog stick and leak green battery juice from the charging pin
>>342550976
It's a Japanese color Slim.
>>342551129
>he doesnt suck the green juice and save it in a vial to recharge on the go
this is why V is stupid
>>342550808
>It just doesn't feel as good as the psp did
The slim feels better.
>the library
There's a lot of overlap here.
>CFW
Definitely more of a hassle, but you literally have a built in PSP.
>the scene
Dead now, but that's what happens when fewer people know what they're actually doing.
>The MEMES
Don't know what that's supposed to mean.
>>342550763
Only issue I sympathize with is the eboot one. The analog sticks are far better than the PSP one.
>Can't update
Just
Get
A
PSP
Faget
>>342551373
I was shitposting when i brought up memes but youre mostly right i guess
>buy almost new PSP for $50
>realize that there are tons of japanese hidden gems for the system
Holy fuck.
>>342539678
I used to work in video game retail when the PSP was still pretty popular. Had a few customers come in complaining about how hard it was to get the CDs out of the casing...
>>342550034
>I had a psp 3000 throughout highschool and never felt the need to put porn on it, whats the point?
No clue. I had just discovered hentai and what was the first thing I decide to do with it? Put it as my PSP background
>>342551846
>all dose video games
>backlog like a faggot
just
>>342551846
Yeah, PSP was the weeb system galore.
It really sucks that a lot of them never saw sequels and games off of the system because they were pretty good.
>>342552179
>backlog
>psp dies after 500 hours on Disgaea
>>342551373
>The analog sticks are far better than the PSP one
People think this in theory because they're actual analog sticks and there are two of them. But if you play games that require tilt precision and not just holding them to its maximum range then you are fucked because the sticks are tiny.
>Have a Vita, Vita TV, and PS4
>Never had a PS3 so I end up getting the God of War Collection on the Vita and 3 Remastered to get ready for God of Four
>Start with replaying 1 on the Vita
>FMVs are in a box in the middle of the screen, they aren't even stretched to fit
>Want to replay the original God Eater and Zettai Hero Project
>PSP is finally dead
What do?
>>342552353
Speaking of Disgaea, my friends are all too normie to have ever heard/played it. Even my online cuckbuddies don't recall.
>>342552416
Isn't there options for emulating the screen? Like the PSP?
>>342552353
>Not investing 1500+ hours on MH2ndG
>>342543236
FEVER
>>342552394
>if you play games that require tilt precision
Such as?
>>342552637
>MH2ndG
>not MH3rd
>>342552753
Ape Escape PS1.
>>342549975
PSP built in. Tried using poploader the other day and still the same result.
>>342552869
Ok did you try updating your CFW?
>>342552787
Last I checked, that doesn't even work on a PSP. How would the PSP be comparable to the Vita, in that case?
>>342552443
PSP never dies dood.
http://kotaku.com/its-2015-and-theres-a-new-psp-game-coming-out-next-week-1678303723
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/two-new-rpgs-headed-to-psp-yes-psp-in-north-americ/1100-6426888/
Yes, fuckin Summon Night.
>>342552951
PS1 eboots retard.
>>342552927
Don't think so/ Got it from a friend and the psp version is 6.20. I tried to upgrade it to 6.60 few days ago and there was some error saying i can't update
>>342552784
3rd is great, but 2ndG still have the greatest roster from all monster Hunter games.
But im a bit biased, as i do have played 1500+ hours from 2ndG.
>>342552998
No I meant my PSP is physically dead
>>342552998
>Gaijinworks
Shit.
>>342552787
This one game doesn't work on the built psp emulator but there is a remastered version for it.
>>342553063
Again, that doesn't even work on a PSP. It fails to detect a dualshock controller, then crashes.
>>342553086
Remove the CFW and/or read uninstallation/installation instructions from the new release to be honest. Pretty fuckin obvious but that's what I'd do.
>>342552753
They're fine if you want to make a character run full speed in 360, but not if you want to steer your car in varying strength.
>>342553382
But in what way are they not an improvement over the PSP stick?
>Find my psp and charger last week
>Looking for all my games
>Only find Simpsons game, Family guy collection, and Benchwarmers movie
>Remember i gave all my other games to my cousin because i didn't play them anymore
>Only have Spyro and Medievil saved
Oh well at least i enjoy these
>>342553514
You're misunderstanding me. They are improved over the PSP nub for very obvious reasons, like being an actual stick and having two of them. But in real world usage they are not "far better."
>>342553752
Time to install a cfw.
>>342553813
I always liked the textured grip of the PSP's analog nub. That's one thing I feel they should have kept, given that the Vita uses convex sticks.
>>342554438
i rather have the vita's analog sticks than lose the god tier dpad if given the choice
the psp stick sucked dick
>>342547104
>And when the PSP first came out 1GB cards were $1000.
http://www.blackfridayarchive.com/Ad/BestBuy/2005/15
Was that a typo or something? With 512 Memory Stick retailing for $79 in 2005 ("when the PSP first came out"), and 1 GB SD cards retailing for $109, I sincerely doubt your claim for 1 GB Memory Sticks costing $1000.
>>342554683
>1 GB SD cards retailing for $109
And we give the Vita shit for its memory card prices...
Anyone mess with the psp oblivion leaks? You can can play it if you have LME. The later builds play surprisingly great for how rough they are, portable elder scrolls would have been fucking baller. I don't understand why they scrapped it.
>>342539869
>years ago before having gaming rig
>laptop computer broken for a few months
>had nintendo wii
>would use web browser to watch prn
>had to use xhamster because it was literally the only porn site that thw ii u could run
>had to watch zoomed in 480p porn videos on my big screen to get off
Both the PSP and Vita are really great systems, you know?
Granted the Vita did get dickpunched a bit harder than the PSP did thanks to the memory card issue but still
>>342554839
>that feel when got a 2TB External for $85 and put the HDD inside of it in my PS4
>>342554683
>40
holy shit
