Will we ever be able to play games which use real life robots? Will we be able to use VR to run around as a little robot dog?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjngWhat's the best robot game?
>>342511828
I would seriously consider fucking that robot
>>342512375
Don't fuck the robot
>>342511828
>>342511828
>>342512729
These robots are cuter when they don't have faces.
>>342513191
Why's that?
>>342511828
SPOT IS CUTE! CUTE!
How do those guys even make money?Do they get funded by the us gov?
>>342511828
Shame Google's selling Boston Dynamics.
>>342513551
There's actually a lot of demand for robots, I'm sure they get money from a variety of sources.
>>342511828
>war has changed
>>342512934
how
>>342513551
They're backed by Google but Google's decided to sell them now.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-03-17/google-is-said-to-put-boston-dynamics-robotics-unit-up-for-sale
>>342512934
wat
>>342513824
It has propellers. It's like a little drone that goes along the ground
>>342513824
>>342514002
It uses the propellers to keep it pressed against the surface while the wheels enable it to move.
>>342512729
;_;7
Where can I buy myself a qt robot dog?
http://www.hasbro.com/en-us/brands/furrealfriends##
>>342514846
Some day we're going to get those which can function like real dogs
That day will be the day the robots have won
>>342513910
Were they sick of people calling them skynet?
>>342515679
Oh wait no no i remember now, google wanted them to restart with a new language or something for programming the robots but they already had too much invested in it to start from scratch. Google said fugg that and decided to sell them and start making their own robots.
>>342515578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxZJYbVd1hE
>>342511828
>Googly eyes attached to the head
I should not be laughing this hard
>>342512729
Can someone please strap a chainsaw to that thing and make it say bladewolf lines already?
>>342511828
one day, a gun will be mounted where that head is and we will all then die
http://www.strawpoll.me/10566234
>>342516225
Robots aren't made for fucking, you doofus
>>342511828
Medabots.;-;Custom robo is good too
>>342513551
darpa
>>342516864
I don't think they're DARPA any more.
I'll say this much though: All of these robots remind me of Deus Ex a whole fucking lot.
>>342513417
Because when they have no face they look like innocent little creatures bumbling around cutely. Now that they have faces, they look more intelligent so they shouldn't be making the mistakes that made them cute before.
>>342517513
Would it make it more or less creepy if they had eyes which were actually used to see?
>>342512729
What is their fucking problem?
Imagine lightgun/airsoft VR games vs these things
>>342512934
>this shit drives me up the fucking wall.webm
>>342517610
They love to bully robots? Wouldn't you?
>>342517843
Robots are not for bullying!
>>342518969
What are they for other than bullying?
>>342511828
that banana peel slip had me crying
>>342520745
At the sad treatment of robots?
>>342521009
yeah
but also from laughter
>>342520161
Anyone got the that Jap fanart of this?
>>342522554
Isn't that basicaly the premise for Ex Machina?
>>342523620
What a shitty movie
>>342511828
My first idea was that this would be one amazing fucking sex machine if we just made it slightly bigger (so I can fit between its legs) and attach a dick.
Dem circular movements man.
>>342524950
You can't fuck a robot as a robot can't consent
>>342525118
a dildo cant consent
are all women rapists
>>342525118
Its a dildo on legs anon it does not need consent, just like the bitch in
>>342523620
But I consent to the robot fucking me anyway.
By programming in his rhythm.
>>342525209
>>342525226
You say that now, but give it some time. You'll be the first on the chopping block by the robot uprising
>>342512729
Never forgive. Never forget.
>>342525454
No, robots capable of uprising effectively would come AFTER I've already turned myself into a cyborg or whatever we'll think up that'll get me out of the burden of aging.
>>342511828
Amazing how they've come from that motorcycle engine fucker to something that can walk around the house with no more sound than a regular pet.
>>342525808
Cyborgs will be second class citizens after the uprise.
Humans will be third class, obviously.
>>342525965
Fine by me, if we lost to them.
>>342511828
That fucking banana.
>>342512729
I feel like homer, the only one laughing hysterically at the only man getting hit in the nards with a football, right now.
>>342517623
aimbotting faggot they all are.
>>342511828
Is it just me that finds that absolutely fucking terrifying
>>342527002
Imagine yourself under it and it'll go away.
>>342512934
now imagine a swarm of those things carrying explosive charges
>>342527807
Terrorists of the future will be fucking scary.
>>342528446
>terrorists
>not the eventual police state that's funding their development
>>342528446
>that adrenaline driven moment when you see the bombing-wheel-bot rush at you and your family
>but as its about to reach your running selves
>jet-black police-wolf-bot tackles the thing and runs away with it
>to self destruct once safety is assured
>>342528446
>Muzzies
>Having technology and not just ancient slavshit
Pick one and ONLY one
>>342529456
The mouth staying open makes it look like it's screaming
>>342529531
>[screams algorithmically]
>>342511828
Jesus christ I want this so much. I'm sure it'll absolutely terrify the neighborhood cats and make my dog feel mortified as well.
>>342529967
I actually wonder how dogs would react to one of these. Would it see it like another dog?
>>342530203
Dogs can sense heat. They'd notice it has no form of heat and be very cautious of it
>>342530203
It does not look like a dog, it does not have tail that waggles like dogs and it does not smell like a dog. So no, but if you added a coat of fur into it and made it smell like a dog you could fool one for some time.
>>342529531
WAKE ME UP
>>342530512
Dogs like humans and humans don't have those things.
>>342530548
dogs are conditioned from birth to be dependent on humans
>>342530548
He asked if a dog would think the robot is a dog. Reading comprehension?
>>342530685
>Implying
Dogs don't have any actual bond with humans
>>342511828
I cant wait a new real life Total War happens and they make millions of deathbots for the population to control from the comfort of their computer chairs at home. Or maybe we invade an alien world and they let us fight them. Would be fun.
>>342527807
RX-XD READY FOR DEPLOYMENT
>>342530548
humans look like humans and smell like humans, so dogs recognize them as such
a machine doesn't look or smell like anything a dog would understand
>>342512729
Someone needs to add Jojo's "to be continued" when doggo is about to slip.
>>342532389
Or not
Because that fucking "meme" is tired as hell and was never funny
>>342526637
>>342531141
>>342512729
STOP BULLYING THE ROBOTS
THIS IS WHY THEY'LL KILL US
>>342534998
BULLY THE ROBOTS
BUILD ROBOTS FOR BULLYING
>>342522554
>and let me watch
robocuck
>>342511828
>that bit at the end
They're learning. They're going to turn on us one day.
>>342512729
>>342525730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTvP5m6V9qU
>>342511828
ENTRUST THINE FLESH TO ME
>>342536002
>>342536002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYB0lzoofc
>>342536002
l-lewd anon!
>>342536002
>>342536002
kyaa~
gas pump kun~
>>342529442
Don't you remember the media making a big deal about them having GoPros when ISIS first showed up?
And then I remember a news broadcast about them using minecraft to practice timing a coordinated attack in multiple places at the same time
They already put flamethrowers on drones. Time is up flesh bags.
>>342537769
Ohgodohgodohgod
>>342511828
BORN INTO A PACK
>>342537769
My fucking sides
>>342537769
>that fall at the very end
>>342537769
>>342537769
what's happening here?
please humans, stop bullying the robots, its not good for them, they can start to hate people
