How accurate is this?
>no tropical freeze in the middle
mamma mia
>>342503190
>nintendo titles
>challenging
Only Kid Icarus is both an exceptionally good game and has a control scheme you really need to get used to.
>>342503190
Pretty accurate.
But SFZ has problems beyond the controls.
>>342503190
I can agree with KI:U and W101, but can't with star fox because I haven't played it yet.
But from what I've seen, it doesn't look like something worth "getting good".
>>342503371
That describes The Wonderful 101 as well.
>>342503345
nintendo hard
>>342503345
confirmed teenager
W101 controls were very easy if you didn't use the touch screen.
I wouldn't really add SF0.
More like the holy trinity of unintuitive, shit controls
The Holy Trinity of "YOU CALL IT SHIT JUS CUZ UR BAD LMAO".
Not very accurate aside from W101, though.
>>342503190
2/3 change Star Fox with something else
>calling these games hard
>God Hand exists
Play a real hard that requires more skill and unique thinking that doesn't babysit you at all and only gets harder the better you play.
W101 and SF0 are both utter, complete garbage. Fuck off.
>>342503776
Not using the touchpad gimps you
>>342504112
YOU WHITE TRASH SMOA JOE
>getting """"gud""""
>single player games
lol
>>342504151
You can't just say a game is bad and not give a reason why
>>342504301
>playing service games
lol
>>342504301
>Kid Icarus
>singeplayer
>>342503345
All three were dismissed by journalists for being shallow in content and wonky controls. Same with this one.
>>342503190
I feel like KI: U and SFZ don't demand you improve if you want to enjoy them.
>>342504216
Using the touchpad gimps you, I couldn't imagine Pure Platinuming 101% Hard using the touchpad.
>>342503640
I don't think W101 takes much effort to control.
Best girl.
>>342504461
>That metascore
Holy shit. Air Ride is one of the most recommended games for the gamecube. Bunch of us still break it out to this day.
Where's Splatoon?
>>342504151
MHHM THE MOANA LISA IS GARBAGE, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU MY REASONS, BUT TAKE MY ANONYMOUS OPINION AS FACT
Nah, fuck off you autistic retard
>>342503190
>>342504461
no wonder nintendo mostly makes piss easy games if they get destroyed critically if they aren't babby tier like yoshi or kirby platformers
>>342503190
Not very. StarFox is just shit, and Kid Icarus, while a good game, it just has bad controls for the ground sections. It's not a matter of getting good, they're just not great (as much as I like KIU)
>>342503190
>StarFox 0
If you want to have stuff on newest Nintendohardware then replace it with Tropical Freeze
>>342505113
Nah, Nintendo makes plenty of hard shit. Just not with any of their flagship franchises.
Codename S.T.E.A.M was pretty difficult, for example.Please buy that game, I need the sequel.
Here I fixed it
>>342505113
Most reviewers lost a hand or 2 so they cant play vidya for shit. Thats why they praise easy a fuck games.
>>342505318
its no longer a trinity fuckface
>>342505316
I hope IS tries to make another game similar to S.T.E.A.M someday, just not with that aesthetic or setting, it really hurt sales.
>>342505486
>being this new
>>342504670
You need to complete the game at least once to grasp what the game lets you do and what not
I'd say it takes similar time in both games
>>342504951
In the garbage where it belongs.
Even Overwatch takes more skill to play
>>342503190
By "get good" do you mean get an actual good game instead? Because all the games you posted are fucking shit
>>342503190
Yes to TW101 and KI:U.
No to Star Fox. I hate to keep riding the Platinum dick but Bayonetta (1) is definitely a get good game.
>>342505795
>having tastes this shitty
>>342503190
More like the Holy Trinity of "Games I easily ignored and will never regret"
>>342503190
>star fox zero
It just had shitty controls, it wasn't all that difficult. KI:U and w101 still took skill once you got the controls down, especially if you're trying to 100% the game. zero was just kinda mediocre. I'd swap it for something else.
Literally none of these games are difficult in any way, shape or form unless you are 5 years old, in which case the difficulty would be appropriate.
>any of those holding a candle to PC games like Supreme Commander, Starcraft, Team Fortress 2, Dwarf Fortress, or any game not hampered by console DRM
>>342504461
Well, that game just sucks.
>>342504427
>Implying anybody played that dogshit multiplayer
>>342503190
I haven't played the others but I know that the wonderful 101 is an easy game
>These games aren't bad, you are!
Should be w101, Monster hunter, and God hand Tbh
Breaking your hands =/= git gud
>>342506220
Fuck off ACfag, no one cares about your shitty games you shill for. Go back to fapping to that tranny robot in tumblrtale.
>>342506207
Did you beat every KI:U level on 9.0?
>>342503190
>nintendo games
>get good
>>342503190
>the game mechanics are shit
>"GIT GUD AT THE CONTROLS"
The only good game in that pic is Uprising.
Classic roguelikes in general fit this description, most of my friends I've recommended a game from that genre to just drop the game before even learning the controls or because they died on the first dungeon floor on their first run.
>>342506220
>thinks console DRM exists with physical games
>in comparison to an digital-only ecosystem that's dominated by a DRM client in Steam
>>342503190
All three of those games are garbage and perfectly sum up the mediocrity that is Neo-Nintendo.
W101 is
fucking DMC where you get interrupted by Mario party tier trash mini games every 2 minutes. Fuck that game. Fuck that camera fuck that garbage collecting heroes garbage fuck that touch screen shoehorned Wii U trash.
FUCK IT
>>342505863
>I hate to keep riding the Platinum dick
Well, they also co-made StarFox 0
>>342506813
mad cuz bad
>>342504461
I'm a big fan of Kirby and I've played a ton of City Trial too but as an actual racing game I just don't enjoy it.
>>342506598
>Supreme Commander
>Starcraft
>"Shitty"
To be honest, only people who have trouble with SF0 are those who refuse to play correctly. W101 still kicks my ass on Normal after 2 playthroughs.
Can't say much about KI:U since I didn't play on hard difficulties
>>342506923
Why would I be proud in being good at Mario party?
Look I'm not saying the gameplay is trash but the amount of garbage mechanics and content you have to deal with to have to fun fights just isn't worth it.
>>342507017
Your shilling isn't going to work here. Fuck off acfag, you are proof that all these games suck. I repeat go back to fapping to that tranny robot in tumblrtale already.
>>342507315
Wtf is tumblrtale? Are you talking about overwatch or something? Zenyatta isn't even a tanny, where did you get that idea?
>>342507658
>Overwatch
No you retard, I was talking about Undertale. A game you admitted yourself that you were paid to advertise on /v/. Now fuck off marketer. Are you being paid to shill Overwatch now too?
>>342504461
>wonky controls
>game only uses the A button and analog
wew
>>342503190
More like the Holy Trinity of fan boys that can't handle an iota of criticism followed by faggots having baseless criticism. It's a vicious cycle.
>>342507913
>No you retard, I was talking about Undertale.
Why though? I didn't even bring it up. And it's pretty much a casual game, even if you think it's hard or something.
>>342503190
>get good
are you talking to the games?
>>342508390
Because you literally come to ever thread to shill that shitty game. And other shit games. I wouldn't mind if you shill that game elsewhere by creating your OWN threads but, no you have to shill for them in already existing threads. Go back to messing up Metroid threads by shilling for Armored Core.
>>342503190
>The Holy Trinity of Games with Shit Control Schemes that Hipster Contrarian Snowflakes Think They're Cool for Learning
ftfy faggot
>>342503190
In this case, more of an excuse by Nintendo fans to ignore reviews when it conviences them. Kid Icarus fucking sucked, along with most 3DS titles.
You always have to expect 2folds less when it comes to Nintendo games discussed on this board because these kids are the kings of bad tastes, hypocrisy, and apologists.
>>342508717
>Because you literally come to ever thread to shill that shitty game
Are you okay anon? Because that's literally never happened.
w101 and sfz are shit so i didn't bother
>>342503190
Pretty accurate.
>>342508837
Yes it did, you admitted in several threads all the time. Unlike the "Nintendo fans love Other M meme" that one is actually true. You used to shill for Armored Core , but at least that game series had some good aspects to it. Now fuck off
>>342508780
What's so bad about W101's controls?
>>342503190
Tolerating shit controls isn't "gitting gud."
>>342509080
>yes it did
>>342503190
If by 'GIT GUD" you mean "Shitty Controls," then yes.
>>342505670
>>342509297
>Backpedaling this hard
Pathetic, are you not proud of your """"""job"""""
>>342509194
Gamepad gimmicks
>>342503190
>No God Hand
TW101 and God Hand fully rely on your skill level for you to enjoy it.
>>342504951
Splatoon is brain dead easy and requires no strategy.
>>342509479
>backpedaling
On what? The claim you had no proof for? Look, this thread isn't about Undertale, so please don't bring it here, Mr. Marketer. That would be kindly appreciated.
I'd take off StarFox and replace it with God Hand.
Though I don't know if KI should really be on there, I know people took issue with the controls being uncomfortable and I got that while playing the demo but it never seemed like it would make the game difficult.
>>342503190
more like trinity of mediocre games with shit controls
>>342503190
More like the holy trinity of Neo-Nintendo garbage.
>>342509708
>No proof for
You admitted it several times, don't deny it.
>Marketer calling others marketer
Kill yourself already, and stop coming to every thread to shill for shitty games. Everyone knows about your reputation, quit lying about it.
You're more recognizable than tripfags even if you don't have one.
Is it White People With Retarded Opinions Day?
>>342510175
That's every day tho.
>>342506220
I think the point was that the games aren't hard, it's just shitty controls that you have to get used to.
Actually you were right.
>>342510175
>white people
You okay there, my friend of darker skin pigment?
>>342503190
None of them are particularly hard, KI has an legitimately terrible control scheme for the on-foot portions, and W101 is simply a mediocre game.
>>342510061
>You admitted it several times, don't deny it.
Admitted that I don't like Undertale threads constantly spamming this boar? You know it.
>Kill yourself because you don't want to talk about Undertale
You have a general on /vg/. If you want to discuss the game, please go there for it. It has no relevance ITT.
See, this is why people don't like UT's fanbase.
>>342510475
No I'm not. Whites constantly start console war bullshit and I don't like it. I just want peace between everyone.
>>342509080
Armored Core games were fantastic until Miyazaki got his hands on them. They're nothing like Metroid though, so I have no idea why anyone would try and compare the two.
>>342509961
>saying these games are mediocre
>posts a sonic related gif
wew lad
>>342510590
>B-But don't bash my favorite game or I'll get fired
This is pathetic, get a real job you shill. This is why people have extra hate for the the UT shills.
Kid Icarus is worth getting good at because of all the content. Beating a chapter on the highest difficulty is really satisfying, it also encourages no death clears by lowering the difficulty for dying. It feels like a very modern arcade game with all the extras of a console game. Can't say the same for starfox zero, that game is kind of lacking in unlockables.
>>342510939
>Undertale
>favorite anything
Child please. Witcer 3 easily outshone it. I'm sorry if UT is a "story focused" adventure, but it's not hard in the slightest, so it's not relevant to the thread.
>>342510676
shoo shoo. go be a nigger somewhere else.
>>342503190
>3 nintendo, non pvp games
?
At least put melee on there.
>>342503190
Star Fox Zero was a piece of shit and the number of people here that defend such a bad game is truly telling about the state of /v/'s userbase. Getting good with the controls didn't make the experience any less awful. Perhaps the only good thing were the Star Wolf fights.
Kid Icarus was mediocre. I can accept that people like it, but I found the ground parts (the only part of the game with any substance) really fucking repetitive and dull. Any dialogue not involving Hades was fucking awful and I really question anyone's sense of humor who found Pit's antics charming.
Wonderful 101 is fucking great.
>>342511416
No.
>2 cinematic experiences and a furry game
>difficult
Why not put Uncharted and Undertale up there while you're at it?
>>342511684
>star fox
>not a cinematic experience
boi
>>342511367
>Please don't insult UT, I'll lose my job
Go shill somewhere else faggot, I'm done with you. You're the most pathetic poster on /v/, you're unable to hide any of your shilling for terrible games and have proven to be autistic.
>insulting Witcher 3
Hey Fox, fire this faggot already. His taste is proven to be shit.
>>342511827
You think I'm shilling that slow paced, casual, pixel laden game? Oh, you're hilarious.
>insulting Witcher 3
I never even insinuated an insult against it, unless... This must be one of those "trolls" I've heard so much about. Shoo shoo.
>>342511684
>cinematic
Kill yourself acfag.
>get good
>nothing but Nintendo games
Yeah okay
To all the fucks and naysayers out there:
He didn't say good, he sad you needed to be good to play them. Because artificial difficulty, etc. Where is skyward sword there (without the wii sensor upgrade)
>>342511827
>>342512068
Hey look it's a couple fags lost in the misconception that their opinion is anything other than null & void
>>342512068
There you go, shilling it again, kill yourself already.
>B-But Witcher 3 is bad
Are you too scared to pull the trigger?
>>342512332
Sorry man, you're not contributing to the thread, so I'm going to have to filter you. Hopefully you will get back on topic, or seek professional help. Whichever works out.
>>342511684
>>342511684
>TW101
>Cinematic
>>342512481
>filter
Get a trip already so the rest of the board can do for you. I really wish I could filter you but, you won't get a trip.
Hopefully you'll learn to stop praising terrible games one day. And child services so your dad stops raping you.
>>342503190
would be 100% accurate if it said "The Holy Trinity of Overrated Contemporary Nintendo Games"
>>342505795
Wait, how could you have played them if they aren't on PS4?
>>342503190
>If you don't break your hand playing these games you're a casual
Also
>W101
>hard
>>342512704
The game has more voice acting and cutscenes than most sony games, with the same level of quality in the gameplay.
Console DRM will often do that to your game though.
OP no one has played any of those shit games
>>342512927
>having a lot of cutscenes = cinematic
>with the same level of quality in the gameplay.
memeing should be illegal.
>>342503190
>Wonderful 101 came out during the Wii U launch window
>it was in development too late to be considered for smash
>it was a year too early before amiibos could potentially save it
>journalists are genuine retards so they scared away people that might potentially be interested in it
>the odds of Wonderful 102 or even just Wonder Red in Smash are pretty low
Fuck.
SF0 is mediocre besides the controls, and KIU's only control issue is some may find them painful if they're a Ham east
W101 has zero control issues and doesn't really take any more time to git gud with its game play than any other games of its type
>>342513130
>having a lot of cutscenes = cinematic
Uh, yes? How is this a wrong statement? I'm here to play a video game, not watch a movie.
If I want to watch a cinematic experience, I'll go play Undertale or Watch Uncharted, or rent something off of netflix.
>>342506719
>thinks console DRM exists with physical games
Okay, let me know when you can make a backup of your games.
>>342504461
City trials is the only thing worth playing on that though. The game itself is bare bones and boring as fuck
The holy trinity of good games ruined by forced gimmicks
>get good!
I beat some of the later kid icarus levels on 9.0 but it REALLY hurts your hand
>>342513795
If that game hurts your hand you're a nu-male. Get fit and shut the fuck up.
>>342514309
>you're a nu-male
It's probably the opposite, my hands were too big for the small chinky 3DS
>>342514394
you have down's
>>342514707
Good one.
>>342514707
>my strawman didnt work
>better try another one
embarassing
>>342513362
Then just skip the cutscene you fucking retard
>>342515238
>skip cutscene
>2 minutes later
>skip another cutscene
>unskippable voiced segment where you listen to cringworthy VA's
>another cutscene
>ANOTHER cutscene
>actual gameplay
>lol jk it only lasts for a minute
I'd be skipping the whole damn game at this rate.
>>342503190
Bad controls is artificial difficulty.
>>342503190
I'll tell you in 10 years when Wii U gets an emulator.
>>342503304
TF is easier than Returns
>>342503190
What about ninja gaiden?
GodHand?
Ghosts and Goblins?
Well, Kid Icarus at 9.0 difficulty is the hardest game I've ever played.
Compared to that, all Ys games at Inferno/Nightmare/whatever are a walk in the park. If you haven't mastered the game and gotten awesome equipment, do not touch.
>>342504151
Sf0 is self explanatory, but why w101?
>>342503695
>implying that's still a relevant term in 2010s
>>342508183
That is a pretty poor control scheme though. With an item, you can't drift through corners without using it.
This could be absolutely devastating with a bomb, or a gordo for that matter.
>>342503190
>Zerofags still at it with the 'git gud' meme
Your game's just shit.
>>342518508
OP's game are games with controls so bad that anyone critiquing them gets blasted with "git gud" from the retarded fan base, not actual hard games.
>Just remembered I bought W101
Oh, right. I really should play that fucking game.
>Kid Icarus: Uprising
>get good
It's just a shitty version of Space Harrier with button mashing combat and garbage camera controls on the ground that has awful dialogue and voice acting.
>>342516529
You mean 1 year at most. Or 0 years, technically.
>>342522345
I hope you're right, it's not like I follow this kind of stuff or anything.
>>342504381
>service games
The fuck?
>>342503190
>only Nintendo titles
>only Wii U titles
I smell a fanboy.
>>342522996
There's a 3DS game
