10 Minutes
Are you ready?
>>342494309
whats going on in 10 minutes?
>>342494397
half-life 3 announcement speech at valve headquarters
>>342494397
Xbox Live Ultimate Games Sale?
no fuck you gaben. lose some weight and then slice your wrists u ugly fat faggot, your games are fucking horrible and steam sucks
>>342494397
the 10 minute reunion of you asking that question
>>342494397
Skyrim remastered release
NO!
I SAID, ARE... YOU.. RRRRRREADY!!!!!!
>>342494551
>tells someone to turn their life around and get healthy
>then proceed to kill themselves
nigger what?
What gimmick will be done this year?
>>342494696
Less strain on the gravediggers?
>>342494794
games with hats
Implying anybody will be able to access the store for the first 30 mins
>>342494805you got me on that
The discounts are up already.
ITS FUCKING HERE
>people still posting this useless fat fuck Gaben
I remember when I cared about him, like maybe 4 years ago or some shit
He's done nothing useful since and Valve has become a joke as has every sale
>hurr buy cards to craft ure badge and get xp
>>342494309
Link please
it's fucking nothing except craft more cards
as always
IT'S HAPPENING
IT STARTED
>>342495349
this
tfw just built my pc in March
tfw this is going to be my first big Steam sale
i'm so excited
STORE DOWN
>>342495368
>>342495351
Link link link link
>Highlighted deals again
>No Flash or Community sales
Just buy whatever you're going to now, then. Everything's at max discount already.
>33%
>25%
>FEATURED FREE-TO-PLAY GAMES
WOW IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING NOTHING
>only 20% on stardew valley
LMAO
Are discounts not up yet? These prices are shit.
IT BEGINS
>>342495406
You are a faggot, friend
>Sorry
>
>The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy >load right now. Please try again later.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Hey, Gaben, how about you use all that free money from your market place bullshit to buy some decent servers?
Garbage sales, everything is like 20% off.
>no dailies
>no flash sales
Actual fucking garbage.
>>342495462
http://store.steampowered.com/
>>342495630
have you been living under a rock
Best call of the dootle to buy familia?
>>342495586
don't go on the website that will fix the issue
No sale on Subnautica? Damn, I wanted to get that game, it looked spooky and comfy at the same time.
Steam down?
Why, that can only mean the sale is here!
Banished, Orcs must Die 2 and War for the Overworld seem to be the only worthwhile thing.
Remember to check keysite for prices.
>STEAM IS DOWN
GABE FIX YOUR SHIT!!!
most pathetic sale of all time
should i try the assassins creed games?
I actually like that there's no flash sales and like anymore. Less stress and can buy whatever I wanted right way.
bulletstorm is cut outside of the us right?
>>342495794
What about This War of Mine? I have heard really good things about it and it's pretty damn cheap.
>>342495630
They stopped doing those a while ago now.
>Shit deals
>No minigames
>Just go through your queue to get cards
Man, that's awful.
FALLOUT 4 DISCOUT MOTHER FUCKERS.
Lagging super hard
It's nothing
steam fucking crashed holy shit
MIRACLE TIME IS AT HAND BOYS
>>342495719
World at war
some are good. Black flag 75% off? Hell yeah
AW SHIT.
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOvDTCbcHe0
everyone turn off your steam for me so i can buy shit pls
>>342495896
>>342495714
doesn't change the fact that it's garbage
>it's literally fucking nothing
>>342495870
no.
More shilling threads undeleted!
>Metal gear solid 5 20 $ again
FUCKING JEWS CAN EVEN REACH 15 $
>>342494309
I can't even buy a single fucking game
>thank you valve
>>342495846
Wow its fucking nothing
I get one opportunity a year to use this image
>wanted this game for a long long time
>finally get a nice juicy sale
>personal rule is 60% off or no buy
I feel myself grow weaker.
NO DEAL ON FREEDOM PLANET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guys, they're giving out free games at random. Just refresh the frontpage until you win. I won CounterStrike.
>10% off on Stellaris
>5 euros less, still 35 euros
Fuck yes guys, I waited for this shit since everTotally not going to pirate that now
Why is this sale fucking nothing?
Don't worry guys steam sales are always fucked up in the first hour of launch. They'll change discounts and stuff
Every year I think how could the sale get any worse and every year it never ceases to amaze me at how shit the sale has become.
$3 off of Stardew Valley? HOLY SHIT BASED GABEN!!!!!
>>342495895
Unless it's around five bucks, skip it and just remember that wars as bad.
>>342495950
wow dude
fix your lag
Oh wow, its literally nothing.
>>342495895
>£14.99
m8, we're about to have a recession over here.
>>342495895
Get it, it's really good.
>>342496091
huh? how
holy fuck d44m is 40% off
>>342496091
lol I believe you
>>342495870
No, dawg.
This might actually be the worst sale ever. Have a wishlist of like 200 games and less than a quarter are on sale and most are only 20 percent off holy hell. Not to mention the front page has tons of games for only 10 or 20 percent off as well.
WHY DID THE PRICES GO BACK TO NORMAL
HAPPENING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpv4KEOFcKg
>can't even get to the store
>they still don't care as to how to handle tons of users on the first hours of the sale on their platform
>probably the server is not even scaled
This sale sucks ass.
>LITERALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT SALES
Are gamers the most unsatisfiable demographic?
>no Dark Souls III sale
>>342496259
sale over
>>342496085
The fuck kind of 3rd world currency is that?
YouTubers Life is down $2!
Thank you based GabeN!
It's really strange,but you have to go to g2a.com for the actual steam sale this time.
>>342496121
It is exactly five bucks. I think I will pick it up.
>all these youngling hurrypants who don't know the prices will update after few minutes
Same thing every fucking year.
>no daily deals (the "highlighted deals" are the same from day 1 to day last)
>no flash deals
>no 90% off
>indie games are between 10 and 40% off when in the past they were betwen 50 and 80% off
why did i expect anything else
Well everyone the steam summer sale was the only thing I had going for me, and it's terrible. I'm out mates, see you on the other side
>>342496116
There's nothing to do what the fuck valve.
Where's the autist fest minigame where I get to use a script to click on monsters ?
>>342496232
You still have nearly 2 fucking weeks, and it just started.
>>342496317
anything less than 33% isn't even a sale, that's just the real price they're willing to sell at
>GTA V
>Doom
>$36
Thank you Gabe-senpai
>>342496360
kill yourself
Any price glitches yet?
>>342496342
>add game to cart
>the price goes up
WHY
H
Y
>>342496381
It's because 4chan doesn't have any sort of sidebar full of frequently asked questions and shit like Reddit does so they literally can't function.
Who waiting for /v/ giveaways here?
I CAN'T BUY A FUCKING GAME THANKS TO THE SHITTY SERVERS
![[can't wake up].png](https://i.imgur.com/qtD2DCR.png "[can't wake up].png")
>explore your discovery queue to get cards
>can't even sell cards before the sale ends
>>342496391
>no 90% off
There's a few -80% games on my wishlist. Acquire proficiency.
>>342496436
Price doesn't change anymore, it's the same until the end. Enjoy.
>>342496436
Are you dumb anon? Because of refund policies the sale is the sale for the entire thing and nothing is changing.
>Stardew Valley onlt -20%
>DMC4:SE still -30%
>Only two games I really wanted
well now what
>>342496354
>>342496436
deals don't change between the days. This is it.
>people still excited about Steam sales, which haven't been good since Winter 2011
>people still buy digital games
>people still playing games on PC in 2016
are these prices going to changed or are they all fixed now?
>Rocket league
>40% off
are you fucking kidding me
Even the same discovery queue for cards
>>342496436
2 weeks for what
there are no more daily/flash sales
>>342496571
No, he means it takes minutes for the full list of sales to update.
>>342496480
Gtav for 36 dollars is shit that game has been out for years
Sale is poop. See you in the winter, lads.
WTF I CANT EVEN DROP MY FUCKING CARDS BECAUSE STEAM THINKS THAT I ALREADY DID IT
GIVE ME MY CARDS YOU FUCKING VALVE NIGGERS
>>342496480
keys were 35 eurobucks on release
>>342496541
I don't even think I can sell anymore, I don't have a mobile phone.
They really fucked me with the new system.
>>342496618
>that last line
Sonyggers.
Remember to always wait for the last day before making any purchases.
>Fallout 2 is on sale
>Fallout isn't
I say.
At least Doom got a pretty generous 40% discount.
if any of you fags on consoles were wondering why some people left on rocket league. This is why, so we can stare into our screens while we wait for steam to work so we can look at and buy shit we don't need.
>>342496497
Fallout -120% you get money for buying it
DAMMIT FUCKERS GET OFF THE INTERNET I CAN'T REACH STEAM
>>342496480
Wow, that's only 6 dollars more than i paid 2 weeks ago!
>>342496751
Why?
>no sale on total warhammer
ok to g2a i go
>>342496751
why? they don't change
Any good sales up? On my phone so it can't load anything.
>>342496751
For what?
>>342496436
It doesn't matter.
Daily deals and the like no longer exist. So if it's -20% today, it'll be -20% for the entire sale.
Was hoping dragons dogma would be a bit cheaper. I seen it on sale for 18 on another site a few days ago, figured it would be cheaper on steam, guess not.
>>342496751
prices do change, right?
>>342496851
No.
>Sorry
>The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy load right now. Please try again later.
EXPERIENCING HEAVY LOAD
>>342496767
fo1 is on sale
HOT FUCK
WORST SALE OF ALL TIME
>dark messiah is only 50% off
Come on man I know it goes to 75% dammit
BLANK PAGE
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WHAT THE FUCK GABEN
>tfw no money
ok guys now that the memes are over, can we have a helpful thread?
i'm looking for a good pc shooter for under $15, what are my options?
Something seems off here.
should i buy stardew valley
20% is pretty pathetic but w/e
Brethren, my control slipeth.
>>342496889
Not since gamers became entitled to "Refunds"
>>342496857
>>342496847
>>342496835
I noticed a couple of featured deals last year that weren't on the day before.
>Sonic sale
>When the Humble bundle is still going on
WAOW
>It's literally nothing again
>-20
>-20
>-50
>-50
>-67
I HATE NEO-STEAM SO MUCH GUYS
>40% off DOOM
The demo was actually pretty decent. Shame I can only run it between 30-40FPS.
Anyone have war for the overlord? If so, how is it?
>>342496835
>>342496857
>>342496847
They might come to sale before that. It's unnecessary to buy anything right now unless it's a daily deal
>all these retards not realizing that sale prices don't update for a few minutes after the sale is announced because of the server load
jesus fucking christ you summer children
>>342496946
Nothing seems off there.
You get extra discount for owning one of the games.
>>342496963
what kind of currency is that
>>342495870
Only asscreed 2 or asscreed 4
The rest are garbage
>>342496968
Oh fuck off you piece of shit. We are entitled to refunds. If I can refund food I can damn well refund bits on a computer.
>>342494309
I think prices are still being updated, Grim Dawn wasn't on sale 5 minutes ago
Remember to always wait for the last day before making any purchases.
>>342496940
open arena pham
>>342496889
Not anymore. Not everything seems to be updated yet (or I'm just hoping the sale isn't actually this shitty), but once that's done there's no reason not to buy everything you want immediately.
>20% off games
SUMMER JEW SALE IN EFFECT!
>>342497102
theres no "days" anymore cuck!
>>342496787
Console players are still confused as to what a sale is anyway.
>>342496931
>Free to play games
>Pay to play it
Maybe they're trying to educate you on it that free to play really isn't free to play.
>>342497049
Not him but I think "kr" is either Sweedish, Norwegian or Danish. It's some Scandishit, but I'm uncertain what.
Well at least project cars is $14.99.
ech
>>342497102
why? It doesnt matter now that daily/flash sales are gone
I am now a #ConsolePleb
>Sale on Lego Video games
>No Lego Island
Why even go on breathing, Gaben?
>tfw Steam is laggy because the sale just started
>tfw clicking on the Steam store redirects me to my friend activity
>tfw have 0 friends on Steam because no one I know irl is PC master race
>>342496391
To be fair the "flash deals/daily deals/community deals" were always a fucking rip-off for newfags, they basically tricked people into spending more than they needed to on games because they didn't realise they had to wait and check on the sale every fucking day to get a game they wanted. It was more fun for people to see if there was something they wanted being sold for 65% off instead of 50% off, but now they just sell it at 65% off from the start. The only truly fun sale Steam ever had was the christmas one with coal/presents because you could get extra shit by actually playing the games you owned for a change and completing special challenges in them. However as per usual fucking assholes (mostly russian cunts) took advantage of shit and ruined it for everyone else so now every sale is boring as possible to keep that from happening. This sale is particularly boring, though...nothing even as interesting as the clicker shit or the team battles we've had before.
>>342496767
>>342496914
it's better to buy old games on gog, they actually fix them before selling them
COME ON GABE YOU FAT FUCK
>>342496978
52,49€ on steam, less than 9 on the Bundle. And for still less than that amount you get an exclusive shit.
Holy shit.
MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND MAKE A STICKY ALREADY
>tfw refreshing the store page over and over again so that noone can buy any games
>Sorry ;)
>>342497049
Swedish kebabs.
>it's shit
What a surprise
>>342496984
they literally cannot compete with key-selling sites with this shitty sales.
Good job, Gaben. You took the little spark we had and stomped on it.
>no discount on Trails in the sky SC
thanks a lot Gaben
>>342497032
30% off
TAKE THIS STEAMING GARBAGE OFF OUR HANDS
>Offworld Trading Company 50%
>Infinifactory 50%
>Talos Principle 75%
Turned out better than expected.
>He's not on BCG and GGn
Embarrassing.
>>342497250
>sticky
>wanting to experience another heavy load
>>342497006
THERE ARE NO DAILY DEALS ANYMORE
Feature isn't the same. There isn't a discount on featured games like the dailys.
>>342496645
Psyonix have always ALWAYS been jews about RL.
>>342497273
>>342497187
alright thanks
>>342497254
>0 €
>>342496891
Cheers lad.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CLADUN X2 SALE 60%
>free to play
>vr
>no daily vote
the worsening trend continues, we've reached a new low
>>342497228
i already own it on gog, the steam version comes with the widescreen fix. not sure if the gog one has it
>undertale is still 10$
I want to be in on the memes, give me a sale
PLEASE
any games you'd suggest /v/
While I love steam sale, iv gotten just about ever game iv wanted , and there's nothing recent or coming out soon they I care about
>>342497254
>Have these games for free!
>You already own some of these games?
>Fuck you, you have to pay for it
Nice.
Was hoping Dynasty Warriors 8 would be lower then $20. Guess I'll wait for next sale.
Not the only game I wanted, but was definitely my most watched.
FUCK OFF STEAM STORE
I NEED TO INSTALL GTA 5 WITHIN 90 MINS
>D44M 40%
YES YES
FUCK YOU NIGGERS
GONA FUCKEN BUY IT
So the deals are the exact sames throughout the whole sale?
>>342497210
Based Pepper
>>342497226
no, now they just sell it at 50% off from the start, or more often than not 20% off
![7kC8U6b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/k1APW7p.png "7kC8U6b[1].png")
fuck this nigga
>New Vegas Ultimate edition for 12 Clapistan Coins
that's alright I guess
>Everyone experiencing load issues
>mobile app works just fine
So if a game isnt on sale now, is it ever going to go on sale seeing as daily deals and flash sales seem to have gone away? Is Darkest Dungeon worth $15 freedom dollars?
>>342496645
That's why it bought it when it was the same price but on humble monthly so it brought like 8 other games
I don't get why you guys always bitch and moan about how little the discounts are for some games.
No one is forcing you to buy them, as if you had any interest to begin with.
I swear, you guys expect every game to be 99 cents so literally no one gets any money but Valve.
>>342497486
Yes. No fun allowed anymore.
>>342497381
This. The sale this year is trash so far
>>342497080
And this is reason why Steam sales are a joke.
>>342497478
Demo was trash, not buying into the hype tbqh
>>342497517
It was more exciting when they did big daily discounts
>They did it again
>work 70 hours a week for months to save up for steam sale
>it sucks
>>342497526
This. Fucking PC posters.
>>342497386
just download it and apply it you idiot
>you will never actually get to buy anything because of these fucking servers
>tfw tf2 is %75
There aren't going to be any other games on sale besides these?
>>342497531
There's new sales every day but the current ones last until july 4th
God the frontpage is so fucking ugly now
I'm a big fat weeaboo and I've noticed this game called Ys Origin and Ys Oath of Felgia are on sale? Are they worth playing?
>>342497219
Do they pay you to take them?
>>342497531
If it isn't on sale check back later today. Sometimes the deals don't go up when they should.
How's Space Run?
Looks kinda' charming in that tower defense sorta' way.
>>342497604
I JUST PUT 30 COPIES INTO MY CART
I'M FUCKING RICH
>>342497626
Just buy me games anon
>FEATURED DEALS
>20%
>20%
>10%
Jesus Fucking Christ
>People still haven't realized that since Steam now allows refunds they're not going to give you better deals than sites like G2A since they know people would rather have the chance to get their money back
>j-just wait
>the prices will update
ITS STILL THE SAME, YOU ASSBAGS
>>342497420
Cold Fear? It's like a 7.5/10 RE4, had a lot of fun playing it... ten years ago or so.
>>342497604
kek isn't that illegal
>>342497531
>$15 freedom dollars
>Fifteen dollars freedom dollars
Filtered.
just cause 3 for 21$? Sign me up!
>>342497663
Yes.
>absolutely no sale on Total Warhammer
Till Christmas then
>>342497641
not sure what you're getting angry at
