To tie the knot on Sonic's rocky history why don't we get a sonichu thread rolling for all the newfags who have yet to experience chris chan's masterpiece.
>>342487365
people at SEGA have to know about CWC by now
>>342487643
They do and they sometimes namedrop Sonichu.
Now I unfortunately don't own chris's first three issues but if someone does, could you post em on this thread, we had a Tails got Trolled thread running a few weeks back and it was comfy as hell
>>342487901
When?
>>342487994
Tails Gets Trolled has a perfect pace for newbies to get sucked in tbqh, Sonichu doesn't really compare.Plus TGT is legitimately good.
>>342488087
https://youtu.be/Cnoq4-Mhpgc?t=226
For example.
>>342488206
I guess, I just thought it would be nice to just sit back and laugh with fellow anons
>>342488087
Literally just recently
Sonichu is a masterpiece
>>342488723
Pic related
Sega will call back all Sonic Boom merchandise! even the stuff already sold!
Sonic arms are not blue!!!!!
>he has a character that scans cwcville for homosexuals and kills them
>>342488297
3:53 since this faggot for some reason wants you to watch the whole video.
>>342489386
There's a time code right there you moron.
>>342488297
Has someone showed this to Chris Chan yet?
>>342487365
Why are you doing this?
Will SEGA agree to his proposition?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY
>But During The Stone Age
Perhaps Chris' best work, but this is open for debate. The colors, composition, cryptic language, and that (unintentionally) abstracted Raichu (actually one of the many villains of Chris' series) in the sky all seem to fit perfectly in this well-constructed gem that stand alone outside whatever storyline it is part of.
>My Mind Is A Blank
Perhaps Chris' first (and only, to this date) intentional delving into abstraction and (juvenile) mathematical inspiration.
>My Wooden Badge Was Delicious
Of course, this issue cover's composition is cliched at best, but the titular line, cryptic as "...stone age" seems to break the trope, and offers (some) room for speculation and thought.
>Glade Plug-ins
Chris' frequent product placement is nothing new, and it is up for debate as to whether this constitutes a "pop art" aesthetic (I am leading toward the affirmative on this). Perhaps the most poignant theme of this work is its glimpse into Chris' perception of luxury and romance - should his Love Quest be completed, is this what we should expect?
>>342490029
>Merried Seinor Comic
As another example of Chris' tenuous, yet almost Humpty-Dumpty-esqe grasp on language, the name alone in this work is enough to spark contemplation. Other, lesser literary gems lie within the walls of text (something that is commonplace in Chris' works). This work, however, does not possess the same visual poignancy as his other works.
>All That Is Down Is Only The Floor
Tropes aside, this work features two interesting elements. The first panel seems to suggest a play on the relative size of objects. Yes, it begs the question - does this represent (almost Duchampian) phallic imagery? Certainly not! In the words of CWC himself, "I Am Straight; Vaginas and Boobies Give Me MY ERECTIONS; You Damn Homos have NO CHANCE with me EVER."
Equally interesting is the last panel, which features a smug Chris and a corrupted joke - yet another example of Chris' relationship with the English language.
>>342490119
>SheCameForCWC.jpg
Taken out of context, this work appears only to be yet another of Chris' pornographic works, all of which seem to possess a distorted depiction of female anatomy. Yet, no art exists in a vacuum - and this work's significance is magnified by its context. Chris created this work to assert his masculinity and heterosexuality, and later revealed its subject matter in order to dispel allegations of its supposedly incestuous depictions. This work likely represents the pinnacle of Chris' "response art" (i.e. art created in response to his, at the time, growing criticism). It begs the question, though, of whether the "buzz" (by both the creator and the critics) surrounding a work of art is part of the art itself.
I think yes.
>Steel-Plated Heart
This work is perhaps one of the only examples of Chris striving for anatomical correctness. This, combined with the blatant (art does not always require subtlety) symbolism and the hand-written stream-of-conscious text make this work worthy of discussion. Like "My Mind Is A Blank," we get a glimpse into Chris' emotional state, as he tries to represent them within a stand-alone work.
>>342489870
>his
>>342489309
Magi chan has to be gay. All that gay sex he witnesses. I'm sure he doesn't report a few of the homosexuals so he can get off to it.
>>342490029
I'm convinced that "but during the stone age" is in fact art, and should hang in a museum someday (though the original was probably destroyed in his house fire).
>>342488297
they look really chill. I mean this seems kinda low budget but Id imagine SEGA being a pretty dudebro place to work
>>342490029
can't forget the giant drinking straw
>>342490352
It's really a prime example of unintentional art. I can't remember his name but I remember this one painter who's work was lauded by the art world as revolutionary and then it was revealed he wasn't an artist and decided to make what he viewed as the ugliest art possible.
>>342490637
It's there:
>>342490119
>It survived the fire
>>342490298
he made it out with Silvana, he is canon gay
>combine Sonic and Pikachu
>don't even focus on that fuse
Good job, Chris
>>342490637
Can't forget that. Jokes aside it honestly is the closest symbolism in relation to his inner struggle of sexuality. In all seriousness Chris is probably bi but would vehemently deny it. Pieces of work though like the drinking straw symbolically show this double side to him.
>>342490737
oh yeah
>>342490738
How can he sleep next to that thing every night? It along with the pikachu are some of the most horrifying things I've ever seen.
>>342490848
Explain
>>342490770
Is it weird that I've come up with like gay sonichu porn idea?
I'm thinking of scenes like:
Chris x Jack Thadd
Jack Thadd x Clyde Cash
Sonichu x Rosechu (with pickle)
Wild x Simonchu with Magi Chan JO
Magi Chan x Silvana
>>342487365
not video games
>>342491170
Don't worry, it's ok to be gay.
>>342491170
I've once thought about making legit Sonichu porn of the girls, I guess we're both fucked in the head in a way.But yours is worse because it's gay
>>342491181
Fuck off
Guys, I have a confession: I've been aware of Sonichu for years, but I never bothered to read it, and I know next to nothing about it. Do I keep it that way?
>>342491249
>tfw you'll never be able to get Steve Rambo to play Jack Thaddeus
At least Van Darkholme could play Mao.
>>342488297
>she's even wearing horizontal stripes
>>342491325
Weird part is I don't like gay porn. It's just funny to me since Chris was on the there ALL STRAIGHT! rage for the longest time.
>>342491379
I don't reccomend the actual comics as they are indeed shit, I'd reccomend the audiobooks but they're pretty much extinct (I think there is a re-upload by PatientBC on Youtube, I don't know) but even then they don't exactly cover many of the side-stories and sub-episodes, also the story just sorta stops
>>342489309
we need one of those IRL. All we have now is muslims but they aren't killing fast enough, despite their efforts
Newfigs baka
>>342491570
>>342491767
The audio books are still up on YouTube right now. Yeah reading though is a nightmare.
>>342491570
well
>>342491335
Would the tomgirl saga be its own game or DLC?
https://youtu.be/L5V4Cbab4Xo
Sweet fucking christ, Chris is literally whoring himself out now for Legos
>>342491335
This reminds me of when he pitched the sonichu game and it's basically just sonic adventure but with a yellow sonic recolor.
>>342491061
It's an eldritch entity that is driving CWC to insanity in order to craft him into a servant for which to bring about some cosmic and antediluvian ritual.
>>342491554
The character's insistance to be straight is funny but it gets boring after a while, I'm just fucking amazed that there is a work of fiction out there where all the male characters openly state that they're straight and that all the females are dumb shopping center addicted bimbos that love to strip, work in the kitchen and have consensual sex in what was supposed to be an action adventure comic
>>342490648
This is why modern "artists" should be loaded into ovens head-first
>>342492242
So Chris is basically living The Call of Cthulhu?And Sonic is actually an eldritch horror like that shitty creepypasta?
>>342492270
Exactly. Don't forget that with everything you've outlined Chris considers Sonichu to TVY7. Before he turned into the lesbian tranny he did the homosexual genocide. Well that and comitting acts of insane retribution.
>>342492134
>>342492134
I wonder how enraged and frustated he'll get whenhe realizes that this whole charade isn't going to get him any pussy
it's either that or a tumblritta will actually bite it, the whole situation where they find someone like Chris fitting for their way of life ironically makes a lot of sense
>>342492134
And barb will remain dying in her room
>>342492612
Remember that this whole tyranny thing started because a gal pal said to him "maybe you should get in touch with your feminine side"
Talk about going overboard.
>>342492638
Barb is Chris' pimp. Someone's gotta handle the cash, otherwise bills won't get paid since Chris has a hardcore Lego addiction.
What EXACTLY did he mean by this?
>>342492134
>that bald spot on the back of his head
Real nice progress with the female transition, Chris.
>>342492134
howd he get boobs?
>>342490770
but she doesn't have a penis anymore
so it's totally not gay
>>342491834
>complains about newfags
>posts the facebook frog
>>342492839
McDonalds.
>>342492839
Same way you did, you fat fuck.
>>342492839
Wouldn't you like to know?
>>342492839
Hes just fat. Also he has liked 10 minute boob growing "frequency" videos on youtube
>>342492870
>>342492768
Considering we know Chris is using tax dollars on Legos and sex toys.
>>342492839
Because he's been on hormone treatment you shitlord.He's been slathering menopause cream onto his belly and he thinks this is why his breasts have gotten bigger. In reality he's just getting fatter.
Don't.
Call.
ANYBODY.
>>342492898
>judging anyone for what they post on /v/eddit
>>342490738
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/IMG_3207
it's a video watch it
Cwcville would legit be a great setting because it's a Orwellian type society whose leader is basically that cornfield kid from the twilight zone.
>all powerful authority figure who does what ever the fuck he wants
>Backed by his super human monsters who also can do whatever the fuck they want
>thought crimes are a thing because one of them can read minds
>has it's own currency despite taking place in the US
>>342492804
Mary Lee Walsh's rent-a-cop army wear graham crackers in place of security badges.
Their leader, the Jerkhief, has a badge made out of wood. This quote was intended to emphasize how much of a badass he is.
>>342493070
I doubt he's even on that treatment. It costs money and considering he blows all of it within days of getting it.
Chris chan documentary if you have an hour to kill
https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s
>>342492134
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81F28kPXuo
>>342493192
Cwcville is essentially North Korea. Hell I will bet if Kim Jong had his own Magi chan he would use him.
as funny as the autistic tranny stuff is, I kinda miss the days where it was his old love quest.Maybe because that one hit closer to home
>>342492768
Her pimping days are numbered https://youtu.be/gMMl48jUgyc
>>342493207
He actually is using the menopause cream. He even made a video showing off how he applies it.
>>342492503
It's more like Chris has the idol of Sarnath and puts it by his bedside, except instead of worshipping a fish God, chris is worshipping the God of autism.
>>342493207
What "treatment"? The menopause cream? You can get that over the counter and it's probably inexpensive. And I know he's on it. I've had the great displeasure of watching him apply it.
I got a fish would ya like to make a wish
I got a fish would ya like to make a wish
I got a fiiiiish, would ya like to make a wish
>>342493408
Menopause cream is not HRT.
>>342493192
I'd love to see a Sonichu videogame in the vein of what you wrote.
>>342493192
>And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING
>>342493192
best part is he still cant get laid
>Chris is legitimately addicted to buying legos
>>342491181
Says who?
>>342493394
She's (more or less) fine. Someone from the Kiwi Farms forum called in a welfare check and they said she's okay. For now, anyway. It was basically a scam by Chris and Barb for more donation money.
>>342493192
Didnt vivian write a short story similar to this? Whithout using his name and characters
>>342493520
No but Chris thinks it is.
>>342492134
I love how half assed he is with being a tranny. He doesn't even shave.
>>342493702
Chris also thought drinking his cum ensured him a good semen count. Chris is an idiot.
>>342493192
This has been done before. I'm repeatedly astounded by how easy it is.
>>342493881
>Make Cwcville great again
>>342493881
>it's been done before
When?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPQlpGFWNgE
>It's been nearly 8 years since shit hit the fan
The march of time is merciless
>>342493674
I would not be surprised if she died before the end of the year.
>>342493781
Half-assed? Quarter-assed at best.
Just shows how little effort Chris actually wants to put into getting laid.
>>342493192
This should be the next Bioshock.
>>342494172
Troll comics, fanfiction, you name it...
The CWCki used to have a portal for this stuff, but that went down some odd years ago.
>>342493781
My favorite part in his videos is when he does a shitty falsetto for about five seconds, and then goes back to his regular manchild voice to beg for more donations.
>>342494180
>Just shows how little effort Chris actually wants to put into getting laid.
And now he has the audacity to demand people PAY to fuck HIM. You can't make this shit up.
>PVCC is in seclusion and quiet
>Spazkid gets excommunicated by the Chris chan community and PVCC
>Chris trying to scam for free money
I miss the good old days.
>>342494470
He also demanded Miyamoto come to his house in Buttfuck, Virginia to meet him.
>>342494531
>Spazkid
who?
>>342494671
Not just that. He challenged Miyamoto and Reggie to come to Ruckersville to sue him. You can't make this shit up.
don't worry senpai i gotchu
>>342494179
And every year he just gets worse and worse.
>>342494531
I dunno, Chris has been more active than he has been in a long time, and while it's not nearly as good as some of the older stuff, we still got Chris becoming a prostitute for Lego money, which is hilarious.
Plus, we're on the cusp of the Life After Barb Saga, which will be a spectacular trainwreck.
>>342494671
And he demanded Sega to give him a corner office while he oversees production on the new Sonichu game, but still work from home because of how incredibly lazy he is. Absolutely brilliant.
Why weren't you Honor Roll like Chris?
I knew a guy who used to write author insert fanfiction like Chrischan. How do these people even come to be?
>>342494827
And he wanted all of his fake girlfriends to fly out to meet him. Even the ones supposedly living on the other side of the world.
Come to think of it, Chris has never even left the US before, has he? And he's only left Virginia once or twice, right?
Pretty sad, really.
this thread isn't video games
>>342495086
A mix of loneliness and delving too deep into their own dream worlds.
>>342493192
fun fact, /tg/ already did this to an extent
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33062572/
>>342494742
>not knowing spazkid
get this hothead outta here
>>342494894
You're doing God's work, anon.
>CWC's funeral will be full of people he never knew, none of his family will attend because Barb will long be dead by then
>The Miscreants show up in person to bring his coffin to the grave
>organized contributions make it one of the most expensive and lavish burials in all of Charlottesville, possibly all of Virgania
>>342494531
We'll always have them in our dreams
>>342493192
>video game where the antagonist isn't actually a villian but just a world leader with autism that really wants a gal pal
You'd think with of the effort put into documenting everything Chris has ever done you'd get a good CWC video game by now. You could probably even convince him it was an official segatendo project
>>342495656
>Chris becomes an actual real life celebrity but only after he dies
It's pure pottery.
>>342495732
>we will never have Bob one last time cut that goddamn internet down
It still hurts
>>342494050
I can just imagine drastic changes based only on chris's whims
>Now that the all powerful mayor is a lesbian trans person all masculinity is banned
>all male cwctisens must cross dress or be imprisoned in the jerk camps
I legitimately want to get a team of writers and artists together and make a remastered version of Sonichu comics. Not parodies of them, the humor will be in that they're well done and based on extreme pieces of crap.
>>342496000
>with an accidental dose of cherry cola
what did he mean by this
>>342496000
Check 'em
>>342496136
>Punchy's chink eyes
>>342496148
>tfw will never get an arc where Alec Benson Leary start a rebellion against Chris bringing revolution.
>>342496000
>it's just Christian backwards
every
single
time
>>342496298
It's Bill's fault.
>>342496576
No lie I would love to smoke hash with Bill on the moon with yawning squirtle.
>>342496684
>Kel trying to hook up her Dragonite with Rosechu
>>342487365
Remember that time CWC used his own gay infested blood to cure gayness AKA the orientation of hell?
>>342497062
>that pointed tail on Rosechu
Haha
>>342496272
Sort of like Christian humbler reloaded?
Once barb dies I can see Chris's life pretty much becoming a shindol story in a year.
>>342497062
https://youtu.be/RMPg4_WeQuc?t=7m44s
For the full effect.
>>342493515
DO YOU KNOW WALTER GRISBY? WHO THREW A FRISBEE?
>>342492548
Why does Chris use TV rating systems to rate a comic?
>>342497192
Why are gays so evil anon? I would never trust them with my loved ones.
>>342488087
For example
>>342491570
holy shit
>>342497253
This was released before the female Raichu tail was a thing believe it or not.
He still didn't bother changing it or explaining it even after the fact, unsurprisingly.
>>342497497
>Why are gays so evil anon?
>>342496272
I recall something like that has happened before but I don't remember the name of it
>>342492735
I like to think that it was a troll and that a bunch of people should gang up on him and beat him up
the Tomboy saga is the absolute fucking worst Chris saga and it STILL HASN'T ENDED, IT ONLY AUGMENTED
>>342497496
Because that's all he does is watch tv so for some reason his rating system reflects that of TVs
>>342497496
Autism
>>342490029
>glade plug-ins
That's how you know you are in poor people territory
The new Chris is called Punished "Venom" Chris right?
>>342497539
Super Sonic The Hegehog representing
>>342495656
STANDING
Daily reminder that CWC is literally the modern Van Gogh and will have his art in the greatest museums in the world by the end of the century.
>>342495086
With Chris it's because of several factors. It's not just pure autism, it's perfectly possible for an autistic child to become a healthy, functioning adult if they get the right help.
Chris's parents did not bother getting him the right help. They were pretty old when they had him so they most likely did not give a shit anymore.
So he's actually getting female hormones? He went to a doctor and that doctor said "yeah well clearly this change is well-thought-out decision that I should support!"?
>>342497773
>"Clyde, I'm already a homo"
>>342497192
If you know anything about how vaccines are made, you'll find this hilarious.
>>342495969
doesn't chris hate donald trump?
>>342498151
I think he mentioned he buys them online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPKfpPw6jMo
>>342493684
She did, I can't remember the plot but I can remember that it's about a girl that moves in and has to deal with a guy called Chris who increasingly gets more and more power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5V4Cbab4Xo
>ywn fuck CWC
>>342498151
No, he's just using some menopause cream that happens to contain estrogen.
>>342498151
He's not.
>>342498151
No, he's not. He's just fat. He's also been stealing his mom's menopause cream and rubbing that on his belly, thinking that'll turn him into a girl. It won't, but it might give him breast cancer or liver and kidney failure, so best to just let him keep doing it.
>>342498151
He is buying some fucking ointment that helps period pains. He thinks thats enough while he rubs that on his gut.
>>342493684
>>342498379
It's called A Girl Who Brought Down the World.
>>342495416
>AAAHHHH I'M SO EXCITED I CAN JUST RAPE SOMETHING
Fuck, time to watch these again
>>342498151
Are you serious? That's money he could be spending on Legos anon.
He goes with the more economical option: menopause cream. Slathered in copious amounts onto his gut. He even made a video instructing you how to apply it and everything. Very helpful, Chris is.
He also watches YouTube videos that hypnotize him into growing a fully functional vagina. It seems legit enough to me.
>>342498327
>>342498407
>>342498413
>>342498450
>>342498480
>>342498669
Well thank you. I've been out of the loop for a while.
>>342495969
>boyfriend-free girl-less
brilliant
>>342497062
>I DREW THIS AND IT LOOKS FUCKING GOOD.
>>342498669
It's not just trying to grow a vagina via YouTube. It's so much worse than that.
He's been freezing his cum in his freezer (because he doesn't realize that actual labs have super cold, precisely temperature controlled storage freezers and thinks his GE from the 70s at home will keep his jizz viable), intending to grow a vagina and womb, then impregnate himself, thus fulfilling his daughter prophecy.
Not a word of that is made up.
>>342497539
Shedew the HogHedge reporting in
>>342497773
if you think about it, chris is now venom chris. The ground zeroes incident left him with a burnt down house (mother base), and now he has to roam this world begging for donations, a demon.
>>342497539
Sonic the Hedgehog
Wow
>>342499182
Real life
not even once
>>342499479
Liquid Chris was best Chris.
>>342499526
2meta4me
>>342499182
I knew about the jizzcicles in his freezer, but I forgot about the self preggo angle.
Chris is a marvelous creature to behold.
>>342499479
And Barb is Kaz, who is forever hurt by the loss of the hoard and wants nothing else but to build it all back.
>>342497539
Ivo the Edgehog, here.
>>342499970
>Zapdos
wow Chris has fucking great taste in Pokemon
>>342499182
as was foretold in sonichu canonand yes, apparently chus and humans can make babies. make of that what you will
>>342499182
Dear god what
>>342489870
This is a Tim and Eric sketch, right?
>>342497539
>Blonic the robotnik
>>342498336
I can't believe those copypasta lyrics actually got turned into a song.
>>342493674
>Someone from the Kiwi Farms forum called in a welfare check and they said she's okay.
[citation needed]
>>342491570
>>342490352
>>342500692
>>342500626
It's true tho
there is evidence to suggest that barb was in on the whole thing
>>342491181
>>342493671
>no updates since november
>>342500907
I am not doubting you, I just a citation. What evidence do you have?
>>342500626
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/yt-6-14-donations-required-serious-please-help.21590/page-13#post-1525966
There you go. There's no reason for them to lie about this anyway. You can call in a welfare check yourself if you want. It's pretty routine stuff for the cops there.
>>342490352
>>342491570
>>342500692
Yes, yes. You don't have to tell me twice
HOWEVER
>>342497539
Super Sonic The Carne Asada ready for duty, sir
>>342495163
wait, what? did that yellow sonic kissed the pikachu?
>>342497539
Sonk the Echidna, so im like an onomatopoeia for getting hit?
>>342496000
>tfw I would name my rival in pokemon my name backwards
I want to self-terminate
>>342501819
You can take solace in the fact that it's still slightly more creative than naming your rival "DICKS", at least.
Cosmo or Chris
Who is the bigger trainwreck?
>>342499182
WTF?!?!
>>342502171
Chris
He easily outclasses Cosmo, Anthony Burch, and Jake Rapp
>>342490029
>>342490119
Nigga stop our failing to future generations is giving people a reason to put his work in a museum.
I hate abstract art.
>>342502171
Chris by a long shot. Cosmo is fucked up to but not on the same level is Chris.
>>342502580
>Nigga stop our failing to future generations is giving people a reason to put his work in a museum.
what did he mean by this?
>>342502919
He's having a stroke.
>>342493463
>I've had the great displeasure of watching him apply it.
Why do you do this to yourself?
>>342493674
>>342500626
To be fair, the CWCKI forums have gotten pretty autistic and obsessive over the years. I wouldn't trust everything they say. I mean, almost everyone there refers to Chris as "our pet lolcow," as if no one else besides them can be amused by Chris. The PVCC old guards that still run the place are even worse.
>>342502171
>Cosmo or Chris
Not dobson
>>342502171
>>342503903
He's closer and closer to ride the tranny train
>>342504061
gentle reminder that dobson's fundamentals are fucked
>>342503903
>>342504061
How the hell can Dobson live with himself?
![Labrador_2DRetriever_2DTraining_2Dfor_2DAttention[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hq9VSKT.jpg "Labrador_2DRetriever_2DTraining_2Dfor_2DAttention[1].jpg")
>>342499182
>CWC will poor his own jizz into his own fat folds thinking it his own vagina. In hopes of growing another CWC. Which I believe is asexual reproduction.
>All this within your lifetime.
>>342504294
>>342504397FAT CHANCE
>>342504473bald chance
>>342504331
>tfw the Hillary administration will allow CWC to adpot a little baby to raise as Crystal, xis daughterjust to fuck her with his bend ducknat age 10
>>342504553
dobson's the quintessential webcomic author
he's both bald and pig-like in equal measure
>>342500253
>they both grew up to be a healthy sonichu and rosechu with no birth defects at all
>not even any autism
Oh thats deep. He knows what he is. But can't help it. Now I'm sad.
>>342504742
He's always known and even claimed to have beaten autism, but quickly let it return when he found out it lets him get away with shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5V4Cbab4Xo
>>342504553
is dobs that crazy collector dude from toy story 2?
>>342504742
I wonder if he's been faking it for all this time.
>>342504397
>yfw you notice that the guy Knobson is blocking didn't send him a friend request
