How is she so perfect? It defies all logic!
I thought that was baby rosalina sitting on a baby chair
>>342485742
Because legs
>>342485742
Because she's a motherly virgin Christmas cake?
>>342485742
I don't know, man, I just don't know.
Cultured women are hard to find to begin with.
>>342485742
Donald Trump hair
It's fascinating how Rosalina exploded on the scene in such a gigantic way. Granted, she was a new supporting character in pretty much the biggest Mario game in a decade, but still.
>>342485742
Hyperstimulation
Look it up, that's why you like any videogame girl
>>342488185
I ain't no woman.
>>342485742
Why the fuck is she using a chair if she's going to levitate over it
>>342488335
Not that hyperstimulation, dummy!
http://blog.adw.org/2014/03/hyper-stimulation-is-an-increasing-evil-about-which-we-should-be-aware-learn-its-moves-and-then-rebuke-its-influnence/
>>342488091
That's pretty much what it was. Not only was she a new character with a distinctive and pretty design and presentation, but she also had the good fortune of debuting in one of the best Mario games ever. It's hard to hate a character from a game as good as Galaxy.
>She is surrounded every day bay nothing by light-years of black empty space and a cloud of her own sexual frustrations.
>>342490472
And lots and lots of "children."
>>342490609
This life has to skew what she would consider to be sexually attractive.
