>open Diogenes' Adventures 1
>spawn in barrel, with absolute jack shit
>first mission: look for a honest man
im fucking stuck help me
Go to your local government, they can help you out.
Hey.
>>342473783
second mission: find dogs
How the fuck was I supposed to know I was supposed to pluck a chicken for the "definition of a man" quest?
You missed the lantern outside of your starting spawn. Go pick it up and equip it. Then look for the bone pile and search it to make Alexander spawn.
>>342474794
Get the fuck out of my sunlight, I am trying to masturbate here
>>342473783
fuck off>>342474907
>>342473783
Did you try the streets at night yet?
I'm not the only one who slightly teared up at the ending, am I?
>Hegesias having asked him to lend him one of his writings, he said, "You are a simpleton, Hegesias; you do not choose painted figs, but real ones; and yet you pass over the true training and would apply yourself to written rules."
'le chose many lives XD' kids BTFO
>try some german games
>they are fucking retardedly complex, and when you finish the game, the game deletes itself, refunds the money, and it says the game was never real
fuck german devs
