Describe your dick with the name of a metal gear character.
>>342470572
The End
Armstrong
>>342470572
Solid
The Sorrow
Night Fright
>>342470572
Snake
Dirty Duck
Colonel Roy Campbell
Decoy Octopus
Johnny Sasaki
Old Snake
>>342470572
Liquid Ocelot
Naomi Hunter
Big Boss
Ishmael
>>342470572
Big Boss
>>342470572
CRAB BATTLE
The Pain
Big boss
Shotmaker
>>342471169
>>342471173
Beat you faggot
White Mamba
Guy Savage
Revolver
Monsoon
Shotacon
Major Zero
Raiden (get it? it sounds like riding! xD)
Machinegun Kid
Solid Snake :^)
Hot Coldman
Quiet
Darpa Chief
Mei Ling
>>342470572
D-Horse
Undismissable
Fatman
>>342471419
Soft Hardman
Hind-D
>>342470572
My dick?!
The Eye and the Finger
DEEPTHROAT
Alligator
>>342471584
>tfw you realize Silent Basilisk is impossible to dismiss from your base as a precaution in the case someone is retarded enough to get their entire staff killed by the Kikongo infection
Enemy gunship
The FEAR
>>342470572
Donald Anderson
Moby Dick
>>342471782
That can happen?
Deepthroat
Vagina Dickman
THE PAIN
>>342470572
A DUD
>>342470572
Hot Coldman
Your biggest fan
Lyndon. B.Johnson
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
Liquid Snek
ctrl + f no venom
Night Fright
Johnny
Night Fright
shagohod
>>342470572
Sundowner.
>>342472227
DELETE THIS
Pequod
Small Associate
Sunny
The Man on Fire
it burns when I pee
>>342470572
Dirty Duck
Fatman
Punished snake
>>342470572
Naked Snake
THE FURY!
>>342473261
because im cut
Raging Raven
Machinegun kid
>>342470572
Iroquios Foreskin
>>342473323
The foreskin i've lost, won't stop hurting.
>>342473507
It's like it's all still there
>>342473539
You don't feel anything either, do you?
Flaming Buffalo
>>342473585
I'm going to make them give back our penis sensitivities.
Strangelove
>>342470572
pa chinko
The Joy
Doktor
>>34247416thanks doc
THE LA LE LU LI LO
>>342473694
Kaz.. i've spilled already my Semen.
>>342473672
Best Girl
The Arnolds
>>342471579
>>342470572
D'ass
>>342471782
How do i do that
>>342478719
source
THE BOSS
>>342478719
Fucking horse face
>>342478719
Why would she be jealous? It's an ugly ass. It's a fucking basketball.
>>342470572
Mr. Lightning Bolt
The Pain
sahelanthropus
Skull Face
Kazuhira "if you Fulton a coon, I shoot the balloon" Miller
>>342473672
Killer Elk
SHOOT GUNNER
>>342478932
If youre a girl ill agree
>>342478984
I think in the scene she was sleeping
Semen Demon
THE SENATOR
>>342478719
What a deformity...
On topic: REX
>>342470572
The Sorrow.
>>342479513
>Don't fuck with this Senator!
Sounds about right for you.
>>342479634
well done
>>342470572
Big Boss is Left-wing
He would've probably assassinated Trump
Pliskin
The Phantom Pain
Delta 1..because ill never be a delta tier operator
>>342479598
What the lesser dominating gene known to cause blue eyes or the gargantuan rear buttocks demanding its presence be respected.
The Pain
Flacc!d
So Toyota
>>342470572
President Johnson
>ctrl+f
>no Psycho Mantis
Psycho Mantis
>>342479796
Big Boss is a right proper globalist, a lot of /v/ goers will try to deny this fact but its true
Solidus Snake
>>342471584
I don't know how but I lost him somewhere along the line.
Dark Monkey
>>342482114
forgot pic
Crying wolf
Crtl+f the philosophers stone
The philosophers stones
>>342482974
Its the bud bruh
>>342470572Liquid Snake:(
Jetstream Sam
>>342475498
Kaz....you cant go in there alone...the walking stick...its just not looking good.
the bomb in the bagina
dr strangelovethe peacewalker characters (apart from kaz) fucking sucked
The Highly Skilled Soldier
Sokolov
John
>>342471765
How did it take that long
Metal Gear just has way too many good dick names.
Thunderbolt
>>342470572
A weapon to surpass metal gear...
>>342470572
The SKULLS™ Parasite Unit
Fatman
>>342470572
JACK THE RIPPER
