Choose your reward!
>>342386313
Is this supposed to be difficult?
If the dicksword had 10 attack I'd take it. Novelty always beats out stats.
>>342386313
dildo on the handle.. I live in a Christian family so Im not allowed to pleasure myself
>>342386535
But in this case, the stats are in the novelty!
jej
>he thinks 10 damage matters
>>342386313
So you can beat the shit out of your foes with a giant dick AND it also has more attack? What's the dilemma here?
i wish all faggots would die
If the stats were switched i'd still pick the dildsword
>>342386313
>beating enemies to death with a giant dick sword
>it's got higher attack
I love when games let you have fun AND function
that dildo has ZERO reach, though
get to beat people with a dicksword that also has better stats?
there is only one option
>>342386313
Whats supposed to be the drawback of the right weapon?
You get a weapon that doesn't look bland as shit AND hits harder?
Also you get to kill dragons, demons and ancient shadow lords by hitting them in the face with a dildo?
Literally why would anyone choose the shitty left sword?
The dildosword is super effective against that one enemy in that very secluded location, it'll help me more than the sword.
I'd pick the realistic sword.
I'm the kind of guy who does not upgrade his shit during leveling if the older stuff looks better or more realistic.
>>342386313
I get a free dildo AND more damage? Great!
>do more damage
>shame your enemies by clubbing them to death with a dildo
Is there even a question
The dildo isn't even attached to the handle. How unwieldly would it be to swing it around?
>>342387346
slower gets through defense better and makes more of an impact if you only move in range to swing every so often.
>>342387058
It's because it's modeled after your dick
>>342387346
>enemies will most certainly block after first attack
>worse reach
>looks shit
I'll take the long sword
How thick is the dildo? I need +3 inches diameter to please my loose hole
>>342387346
It depends entirely on how resistances and defence work and if multiple hits increase critical chance.
>>342387346
Right is only better if you can add on-hit effects,since damage reduction will be applied twice for every 100 damage with it.
Otherwise the left sword is better.
>>342387346
>swing with 100
>hit and swing again
>by the time i hit twice and done 200 dmg
>50 sword has hit twice and done 100
or is the speed different?
>>342387589
>>342387114
I actually think the sword on the left looks way better.
In a single player game; left because aesthetic is more important.
Mulitplayer; always right because humiliation is better than looking good.
>>342387729
or is there block, miss, parry, evade etc
>>342386313
Take the dildo sword.
Fuckers wont mess with a crazy nig threatening to beat a nig with a dildo.
>>342387058
>>342387589
Fukken SAVAGE
>>342387346
Red, Its smaller so therefore it must be the faster weapon.
You could do 400 dmg in the time it takes to swing the Blue once.
>>342387589
We need to bring him to the burn ward
>>342387589
>>342388054
Have we figured out where to hold it, yet?
>>342388054
What are you nuts, the Stanless Steel beast on the right has a gorillion attack, of course I pick that.
>>342388054
The deviantart blade, it looks about as stuid as your average jrpg final weapon.
>>342387589
>>342387589
>>342388054
only sapph can wield that shit retard
>>342388182
Isn't it the gold part near the bottom? It's a keyblade, so the handle is usually surrounded.
>>342386313
Single-player: Sword
Multiplayer: Dildo
>>342387346
Crit Build: Red
Otherwise, blue.
>>342387589
Fucking destroyed
>>342388336
And ruin my soft, smooth hands?
No way, hombre. I'm going with left.
>>342387589
Christ anon
>>342386313
100 atk sword
Looks like it has more reach.
>>342387589
>it's a sword thread
Immersion is for faggots
Minmaxing all day every day, no matter how stupid my character ends up looking
Which one, /v/?
If it's an MMO i'd pick the dicksword.
If it's a genre where you can get by through skills alone then the steel sword would be my pick.
>>342388749
That's not how you pronounce sword
>>342387589
>>342388820
did any of the later zork games ever graphically depict a grue? Always assumed it was some sort of worm
>>342387589
This better make the screenshot for r/4chan.
>>342386313
OP i fail to see why youd ever pick the 100 attack sword
Not only does the dicksword do more damage, but how many times can you say you rammed a sword up a woman's cunt without her dying?
Logically and practically the dicksword is the better option
>>342388764
Minmaxing is for no skill scrubs.
And you would undoubtedly still look stupid because of your shit taste.
>>342388937
It only ever appears when you can't possibly see it, so i don't think you could find one.
>>342388054
do you just throw the right one at your enemies?
>>342389134
I just said I couldn't give less of a fuck how stupid the character looks
>>342389134
[x]told
[ ]not told
>>342387589
Yeah so fucking what if I have a short dick you longdick jocks hurt your woman and nobody wants to fuck you get laid fagg
>>342389060
mods
>>342387589
>>342386313
>NOT picking the amazing dongblade
How peasant can you be?
>>342389404
t. dicklet
>>342387589
>>342389598
t. dickheadforbrains mcshlong shitface anime
make a hangman knot with your dick and kill yourself with it
>>342387589
>>342387589
>>342387589
Beat me to it
>>342387058
>>342387589
>tfw you're at risk of getting absolutely demolished out of nowhere every time you post even the most pedestrian, inoffensive shit
>>342389862
There are extremely few cases where this image is valid.
>>342390258
That's not true at all.
>>342390159
That is the power we hold.
>>342389862
He's mad he got burnt
>>342387589
>>342387589
>>342390159
stupid frogposter
>>342389862
"no"
>>342387589
>>342388937
I've always thought of it like a big furry biped. Sorta like a fuzzy ogre with horns.
>>342388054
>Stanless
>>342387346
Well the red sword would break through Substitute
>>342386313
if the stats were switched id still pick the dildo
>>342388182
You don't.
I pick right so I can don thy dong
>>342387589
you're pretty good
>>342386313
>attack
Do I smell weebshits?
>>342387346
blue ofc
Use the dildo with a weapon skin.
Switch to a different class because swords are fucking boring.
Use either if it's low level throwaway garbage anyway.
Drop the game because it's probably some utter shit porngame if it has a weapon design like this.
Check the bonus effects and realize that the sword is actually better when combined with something or upgraded, and the dildo is just that straightforward weapon with high raw damage but shit overall that no one uses.
Compare hitboxes and pick the sword because the dildo is modeled after your dick.
etc.
I'm pretty sure that another thing which evryone in this thread is forgetting is that dicks get erect.
Which means that after bathing the right sword in the blood of your enemies you likely get a temporary powerup
>>342387346
>>342387578
>>342387607
>>342387701
>>342387719
>>342387729
>>342387729
Ya'll are forgetting multiple enemy battles. Not only can right crit twice but if the first hit kills the second hit can smack the other enemy for some damage.
>>342387346
Take red swords, buff them. Dark souls 3 taught me that.
>>342387346
Red because of ATK buffs
>+50 ATK buff
>Blue does 150 with it while red does 200 with it
>>342391446
>attack buffs aren't percentage based
>>342390402
is that kamen rider drive
i haven't watched that yet, is it good
>>342391810
I guess it isI haven't watched it yet either and I had no idea it came from that. Thanks anon, I've been trying to figure out where these faces came from for months
>>342387589
get rektarino
>>342392582
no problem, pal
kamen rider is dope as fuck
>>342387346
Not enough information at all. At. All.
>>342386313
I would pick the dickblade even if it was 90 attack. Theres special satisfaction that comes from playing with a gimped char/loadout. Even more so when its visible to your opponent.
>>342387675
>9" girth
wew lad
>>342390570
had to watch that shit in chunks it's really depressing
>>342387346
>>342387058
you didn't see that coming
>>342387589
>>342388054
But I'm not Sapph so I can't wield it.
I'm gonna have to settle for the basic 100 atk sword.
>>342386313
>unwieldy dick sword or normal sword that you could swing 4-5 times as much.
You are fucked, while tomb robbing a specter cast a curse on your weapon.
Show me what weapon this terrible curse has fallen upon, and I'll tell you what horror it ails with.
>>342387589
FUCKING MADMAN
>>342387589
>>342387589
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP TOO
>>342387589
>>342387589
>>342387589
>>342387589
>>342387589
Oh boy I can't wait to add this to "THE BEST OF /V/" reaction collection!
>>342387589
You would know
>>342386313
dicksword every time glam it on later equipment if it has ragdoll physics on the weiner
>>342387589
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
>>342398807
Ah yes, good sir, this is truly an epic moment in the history of V to be chronicled in our great annals!
>>342386313
Dicksword has better stats and a sweet fucking hilt. Gimme.
>>342387346
One, cause then I can get myself a shield in the other hand.
>>342387589
a nuu
>>342387589
AHAHHAAH LE EPIC BURN, TO /R/4CHAN WE GO FAMALAMADINGDONG
>>342387589
haha dude nice xD! posting this on r/4chan
>>342402201
>>342386737
>201 health
>>342391084
the world doesn't deserve such a brilliant mind
>>342389060
Hello summer
>>342386737
>damage formula for you bread&butter skills is str * (watk + (watk + str)/100) * skillLvl or something like that
>not fighting for every point of damage you can squeeze in
So do I grab the hilt and hit with the dick or grab the dick and hit with the hilt?
>>342402843
>being a minmaxingfag
>in a solo game
>>342402910
That's the brilliant thing about it.
You can do both.
>>342402910
>grab by the dick
>Can attack around corners
The ultimate weapon.
>>342387589
Savage af famalam
>>342390545
I always thought it was a fuzzy rectangular ogre with a giant mouth.
>>342387589
hi /r/4chan
Which one works best with my mage?Just kidding, I pick the dildo. I even have the Black Iron bars to improve its reach.
>>342386763
/thread
>>342386535
This. Not only does the dicksword have the added bonus of being a fucking dicksword, but it's just better than the regular sword.
>>342387589
eh, that joke was alright
>>342387058
it would extend in battle
>>342387346
I'll take both
>>342387589
ayyy
>>342387589
FUCKING
SAVAGE
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>>342386313
regular sword hits everything except ghosts
peen sword has no effect on women and homosexuals. Everytime you hit a homo with the dick sword, your kinsey scale rating shifts by .10 and you dont know someone is gay until you hit them with it
>>342395808
boring_katana.png
>>342395808
What happens to my spurdo sword?
Fug :DDDDDD
>>342387589
Wow, dominated
>>342406228
it leads you to your homeland
>>342386313
Whats crit chance? Attack speed? Accuracy? How many enhancemet slots? Resale value?
Dick sword I'd be going dick slapping monsters with my floppy sword of Justice
>>342387589
>>342386313
in every rpg i tried to look the ugliest i could, regardless of stats.. once i asked a GM to make me a custom item that looks utter shit, and to give it me -10 allstats i didn't care, have gave me one with +20 allstats.
>>342387589
>>342387589
add me to the screencap you cunt
>>342386737
I play to win motherfucker
>>342387589
nice reaction pic thread
>>342390437
What's the point of this? Why even post?
>>342387589
Hi r edit!
>>342387589
Bye reddit (guy screen capping this put this at the end then drink bleach when you are done uploading it to make /v/ great again)
>>342387607
Is that because you are compensating for something?
>it's a "reaction images is keeping the thread alive" episode
>>342408359
Dont try to be >>342387589
>>342387589
No its based on the dick of the average 4 chan user
Never mind that sword is far to big
>>342386763
well it not my dick
>>342386313
>Single Player
The sword
>Multiplayer
The dildo sword
>>342387589
>>342387589
>>342387589
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>342389060
Where are the mods at?
>>342387589
>>342386313
>has better attack
>you can put inside your butt without hurting yourself
what an easy choice
>>342413480
>Guard: "No weapons in the presence of the king!"
>Guard: "Excuse me ser, is that a sword in your ass?"
>"Nah bro, it is just a dildo"
>Guard: "oh ok, go on in"
this entire thread is reaction images, what da fuq
>>342416006
You can thank reddit
>>342387058
>>342387589
HE NEED SOME MILK
>>342387346
Blue.
Red is gonna do resistances twice
>>342412160
doris is getting dat dick
>>342386313
>Burning Crusade
