>platform for little children
>see this
What do?Also post best vidya advertisment.
>>342345776
>>342346024
I didn't know the 3ds came out in the early 90s...
>>342346467
that's the joke
>>342346578
Énorme haha
>>342346578
It's in the wrong language
>>342346697
>noass to advertise your game
Oh right, it's 90s, where this kind of degeneracy was accepted.
>>342346989
You gotta be 18 years old to post on this site, kiddo
>>342346989
God fuck off you fucking idiot bastard. I'm sick of fucking thicc shitters like you clogging up this board with your epic ironic post bullshit. There is nothing unattractive about this women, and if you wouldn't hit then you're fucking gay. All of you fucking mouthbreathing thickposting faggots have never and will never touch a woman anyway, besides your dakimakura, so any criticism of how an attractive woman looks from you is worth absolutely nothing. You are an unoriginal commenter providing absolutely nothing to the thread, and I'm sick of fucking assholes like,you shitting up this board. Get the fuck out of here you fucking asshole.
>>342347314
what's the game on the top right
![GBAdvance[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wyeqfmX.jpg "GBAdvance[1].jpg")
The Patrician's Choice
>>342345776
these sex appeal ads are cringe
Still one of the best ads.
>>342347681
Okay, Anita
>>342347827
nice one, summer
>>342347681
LIKE UGH, SO CRINGY
THE DESIGNER MUST BE A HORNY 13 YEAR OLD VIRGIN NERD
>>342347442
This one's fantastic.
>>342347681
It's always funny how comments like this make people turn full retard like >>342347891
>>342347609
>battlecruiser
Man, that game would have been great, but it was too ambitious. Star Citizen reminds me of it a lot. Probably gonna turn out the same way too.
>>342346989
>being a nigger/nigger lover
Gas yourself.
>>342347713
IT'S SYMBOLIC.
>>342347713
HAHA BIOWARE
FUCKIN IMAGINE THEM DOING THIS NOW
>>342347971
I R E L A N D
also what the hell is that ad
>>342346989
t.chubbychaser
>>342346989
Consider suicide
>>342347971
truth be told, birthing is hot if the woman is hot
>>342348040
>Ireland
Nah, nowhere near that.
I don't even mind girls with slightly larger/shapely asses, but the way that people here tend to exaggerate how anything that's not at least 60kgs overweight is no-ass or stick-thin is retarded.
Also, it's Sony. They have weird shit.
>>342348036
Jesus christ
>>342346024
Guy on the left looks like pic related.
>>342348036
>the dog too
Nothing like a little implied beastiality in your advertisements.
>>342346583
>>342346024
These faux 90s ones are amazing, man
>>342348139
and who's pic related?
>>342348108
Good thing that console had a DVD player because those ads fucking stink.
>>342347953
calling out stupidity is full retard now?
>>342348225
Newfag detected
It's obviously grinman, duh.
![I_am_silly![1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HfJSJKK.png "I_am_silly![1].png")
>>342348250
No, acting like pic related is though.
>>342347229
>>342347374
>>342347971
>>342348095
>>342348098
THIS
POST FLAT ASSES
>>342347713
>Violence
>Blood
>Ads is beyond Teen
Goddammit Bioware that time
>>342348212
>This is my design
>>342348368
man these ps2 ads are fucking stupid. or i am too stupid and they are 3deep5me or something but they do NOT make me wanna check out a ps2. so as an ad, they failed hard
>>342347440
Legend of Oasis
>>342348438
What's Morte doing there?
>>342348364
>REMOVE THICC
>Not "Irishman.gif"
>>342348351
You do realise >>342347891
was sarcastic right?
>>342348438
is that a dragon dildo on the bottom left
>>342348438
Reminds me of that GANTZ page. Someone post it pretty please?
>>342348469
The point is to get people to talk about the weird ads and thus by extension viral the PS2 for free, simpleton.
>>342348469
I forget what the tactic is called, but its a very specific marketing philosophy. Just get people interested and hooked and attach a brand.
I dont think it worked, PS2 had a lot of things going for it at the time, but I cant be sure.
>>342348618
>all those pointless attachments
hole technology has been around for ages
>>342345776
Can someone tell me why women actually want to be in an industry that has had ads like this in the past?
RIP magazine ads
>>342348469
Sony's advertising for the playstation lineup has always been baffling
this is a PS3 ad they spent tons of money on
https://youtu.be/gqkNPcUMffU
and then of course there's the infamous PSP squirrels [It's like a nut you can play with outside]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqHd4UysK9k
which people pointed out was retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a10vdAZPxqU
then there's the PSP viral marketing debacle in which they had people in their twenties and thirties doing horrible rapping about wanting a playstation portable and pretending to be teens trying to raise money to buy a PSP for christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G0LlXv-nyI
>>342348679
Bullshit.
Holes weren't invented until the 21st century.
>>342347971
what the fuck, how in the hell was this supposed to make me buy a ps2 ?
>>342348669
>>342348438
Nice nips, though.
>>342348552
No, that's a tongue.
That being said, bad dragon does have a tongue dildo.
>>342348697
this makes me wanna replay MM
>>342347713
I want old Bioware to come back. I want them to actually make decent fantasy games. ;_;
>>342348552
>>342348552
Fucking kids on here.
Its not, its a tongue. We didnt have faggots using dragon dildos back then
>>342348618
Kid on the left looks better tbqh
>>342348697
but the Earth is bigger than the moon!
>>342347314
I was actually a kid the first time I saw this ad, and no, I didn't notice the woman until I saw the text pointing her out. I entirely blame video game ads for perverting my mind.
>>342348697
>WTC
el oh el
>>342348682
So they can destroy something they don't like, why else?
>>342348697
>RIP game magazines
>>342348712
jesus christ
>>342347713
Even though I played this, nowadays I can't even imagine a time where BioWare would put something out like this.
>>342348618
thanks doc
>>342348682
Because not every woman is a permanently triggered harpy.
And I hope you are not implying there aren't ads with men displayed in the same way.
>>342348438
>This is my design
I laughed harder than I should of
>>342346578
The french always have to gay it up
>>342348818
Yeah her or r-type on a neogeo.
Id be balls in deep
>>342348838
>all this WTC in crisis imagery
stop!
>>342348884
>jesus christ
is that in response to a particular video or the whole?
>>342348438
What the fuck were you thinking? You're lucky the system did so well desu.
>>342348438
its like beksinski's digital shit
>>342348891
not for video games.
>that PS2 ad with the button cushions and the naked chick
>the cushions are flesh coloured and have body hair over them
>husband walks in
Someone post it.
>>342348894
Oh totally because Rocco hasnt nailed more hot women than you will ever have wanks.
Is it summer already?
>>342348491
lel
>>342348682
I wish women didn't want to be part of this industry :,(
And normalfags too for that matter.
>>342348882
Man, Drac looks like he just got a blowjob form the skeleton...
>>342346383
Feminists are such asses.
>>342348712
It's so sad.
The Vita was a good product with a great ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNxHa0bqCI
Advertising confirmed to be voodoo bullshit.
>>342348946
As a ferret owner i have to say thathaving a ferret in your trousers isnt a lot of fun, but actually terrifying.
>>342348180
Is that spunk?
>>342348712
Wow, back when Egoraptor actually used his talent and wasn't a lazy and fat sellout.
>>342349020
You want game adverts solely of jap pedo schoolgirl & young kids then.
Yep thatll work well
>>342346383
>>342349020
Women have probably helped to make your favourite games, anon. What you really don't want is crazy bitches.
>>342348894
To be fair I'd rather have 900 sexual encounters with women and 100 with men, than 0 with women, like you
>>342349105
>Ms. Pac-Man
>Ms.
Never noticed that before. I think Pac-Man was banging his sister.
>>342347314
>tfw I used this ad and some ad for wargasm to write about inequality in advertising for sociology class
that was the best use I ever got out of PC Gamer
>>342348868
>>342349083
you tried it, huh
>>342348438
>mfw
PS2 had the most weird yet strangely appealing ads. They we're the ads that you'd look at for a while and appreciate them for what they we're. I was always happy to see one when I read vidya magazines during my teens. Shame they stopped doing those.
>>342346697
Imagine doing something similar for a tennis game these days. When exactly did we become such prudes? And don't give me the SJW boogyman excuse, there has to be some reasoning beyond that.
>>342349078
>these are 10/10s in the UK
>>342349207
Confirmed Nintendo is illuminati.
>>342348438
just atrocious, bad taste all around and not related to the product at all, what the fuck were they thinking.
>>342349191
PCfats have always been insecure, huh?
>>342348364
>ireland
>>342348404
Alison Brie?
>>342348712
I literally love that PS3 baby commercial
>dat atmosphere
>dat ambiguity
>>342349191
Isn't this a double-ended joke about how PC users just look at porn all the time?
>>342349257
print ads dont exist anymore.
People are smarter than sex sells these days too.
>>342349120
The problem is that the changes in the Youtube algorithim essentially killed it as an income stream for a lot of people.
At one point Youtube paid per view. This meant independent animators could make a high quality few minute animation and post it on Youtube and make decent income.
Then came reply girls. Youtube needed to create disincentive for these videos to be made. So they changed the payouts to be based on number of minutes watched instead of by view.
It's why you see so many "let's play" videos, real life videos where people talk about shit shooting a real camera at a couch or something, and "reaction videos" where people watch some other form of content: They are much lower effort to produce a lot of video.
This is why a lot of youtube animators stopped posting new content after early 2012 or drastically slowed down the amount of content they posted.
>>342349305
Fucking hell, they should have just got 4 clansman and a burning cross intead of this picture.
>>342348364
That's actually pretty hot. Slender girls are great. Not gonna lie, a little bit extra butt would be nice but that's all.
>>342349246
Not even. Its in their nature to weasel up trouser legs.
>>342347971
>>342348036
>>342348108
>>342348180
>>342348293
>>342348368
>>342348438
>>342348892
PS2 had the best fucking ads.
Didn´t they get David Lynch for the TV spots?
>>342348293
what does it even mean
if you remember this, your family was not a poor piece of shit.
also, I'm still mad as fuck that my shining force save was deleted.
Ahh the 90s were fun, thanks for the memories of some of these adverts
The only one I remembered before looking was the Jo Guest one.
>>342349257
It's puritans. It's all "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" bullshit. Especially with the rise of the internet, parent's were afraid that their precious innocent children could lay their eyes upon filthy porn. And ads like that are the gateway to that. That's at least what they think.
So yeah, I'm pretty sure it caused a uproar from parents after a while so it stopped being a thing I guess.
>>342346989
please go back to twitter
>>342349168
Holy shit I remember seeing that in a magazine.
>>342349305
is that bryan cranston?
>>342349442
>upside down text
terrible ad
>>342348648
>tfw you will never teleport your PS9
>>342348225
I'm not sure, but I have this weird sense that he'll suck your cock.
>>342349350
>People are smarter than sex sells
Are you being serious right now
>>342349347
Captain Obvious.
>>342349375
the hair makes this really disgusting
>>342349284
Why so defensive console man?
>>342349282
fucking kek
>>342349424
a friend had it road rash was the shit
Is this the best video game commercial of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1st1Vw2kY
>>342349375
PS2, the console for cucks.
>>342348841
I wish I could a poster of this!
>>342349347
Don't make me post it, Virgin.
>>342349078
Oh shit is that Hulk Hogan?
>no one posted the best one
>>342349376
>>342349424
I remember the ads for that. A rainy day and the kids in the house want to go to the local rental store to pick up a game. Thankfully, they had a FUCKING SEGA CHANNEL, and didn't need to leave the house to enjoy dozens of high quality Sega video games.Take me back to the 90's. Please.
>>342348712
>that baby one
Then again, I'm reminded of that commercial about the creepy doll stealing a swiss roll from some guy.
>>342348163
>New Rocks
UNACCEPTABLE
I DEMAND PROPER COMBAT OR HIKING BOOTS
APPROPRIATE FOOTWEAR IS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF ADVENTUREsex in the wilderness, away from civilization is fucking intense
>>342349078
I love that kind of lingerie, sold.
>>342349257
>And don't give me the SJW boogyman excuse, there has to be some reasoning beyond that.
Well, if you don't want the correct answer I'm not going to give it to you, so yeah it's the fault of literally everyone but the SJWs somehow
>>342349637
This game scared the hell out of me as a kid. Plus the title screen had actual singing vocals on SNES and I thought it was some kind of demonic sorcery. Good times. Actually they were terrifying times.
>>342349350
>People are smarter than sex sells these days too.
C'mon, sex still sells and you know it. It always will.
>>342349448
Makes sense. Shame though. The ones with a guy ignoring a chick for some vidya are pretty lame but ones like these >>342349482 are fucking creative.
>>342349367
oy vey, a white family
shut it down
>>342349281
LOL what a fag
>>342349728
That's not lingerie you ignorant virgin.
>>342348404
I'd call that the best "PEGI 3" I've ever seen.
>>342349534
>remember a friend trying to convince me this was racist and that I should be offended by it
>told her she was reading too much into it
>"nick, you should be more conscious of racial symbolism. it may look innocent, but the ad implies more than just the white version of the psp is coming"
>mfw
I'll never understand white guilt.
>>342348163
>Happy, happy thoughts...fovever.
>>342349793
He didn't mean the video games. He meant the panties. Duh.
>>342349798
That guy's probably dead by now.F
>>342345776
I always thought this was a bit too much for a kid's platformer
>>342349703
take me with you
>>342349728
Yeah man, I wish those high cut panties would make a comeback. Maximum exposed ass and hips, unf
Oh shit now I remember this, and I thought the Diamond Edge 3D adapter that allowed you to play Saturn Stuff was obscure and weird!
>>342349798
The Undisputed GOAT
>>342345776
>>342345776
>>342349636
its not pole position so no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCO8bepGZi0
Anyone else misses ads like this? It was just undadulterated fun. All the sexual implications and violence.
Does it even still exist?
>>342348572
>Mom bought this to stop father beating me
>he started beating her too
>>342349836
Well I mean, come on. You'd have to be rather oblivious not to see racial insensitivity there.
>>342345776
>>342345776
>>342345776
>>342349928
> tfw laying virtual boy with model vr goggles
>>342348469
Since I highly doubt you were alive/aware when the PS2 was big, if you were actually around then you would be TALKING ABOUT THE PS2 because of these ads, so if that didn't make you want to buy it you'd be spreading it amongst your friends and doing the legwork for them.
>>342349423
>>342349262
>>342349020
>>342348894
This should be a spot the kiddie thread
>>342349889
Dang, that's fucking lewd.
>>342346578
Ma Bite!
>>342345776
>>342345776
>>342345776
>>342345776
Remember a company called "Electronic Arts"?
>>342349958
Luke Skywalker ?
remember when nintendo was awesome?
>>342349928
>Nintendo was making fake gimmick consoles even back then
No, Nintendo. A shitty pointer is not motion controls and the Virtual Boy is not VR gear. Stop making shitty consoles and return to greatness.
>>342350028
>missing ads
fuck no.
>>342349864
Used to fap to this.I still can
>>342349928
All of those are pretty good games desu.
>>342350137
>in space
>kneepads
>>342350156
I like Granny Duke and Midget Duke, though
>>342350156
>Duke Nukem Forever
it hurts
>>342350156
>duke nukem forever
the irony
>>342346578
>Rocco Siffredi
Holy fuck
http://www.xvideos.com/video8362104/roccos_coming_in_america_-_riley_reid
>>342350123
Found the britbong.
>>342349958
Is that Luke Skywalker?
>>342350284
>>342350203
The ad only talks about 3D, not VR.
>>342350328
>somebody know of this game
Holy shit, what.
>>342350137
>>342348180
this makes me not want to get a ps2
this also makes me want to sell my three ps2s
and i have good reason why I have three of these things.
>>342349257
>there has to be some reasoning beyond that
there isn't
>>342350434
THE CREAM OF THE CROP
Klonoa is an STD ad.
>>342350293
Well a lot of these adverts were British and amazingly we use the internet too.
So yeah wow Im one
>>342348682
i have no idea
>>342347713
>she draws the line with ogres and trolls
aRHHHGGHHH
Fuck Berserk for perverting my mind
>>342349207
is this real
>>342350356
>called it VIRTUAL boy
>made it look like the VR gear from that generation
Nintendo knows exactly what they're doing. Tricking stupid people into buying a gimmick of a gimmick for dirt cheap because it's made out of literal dirt. The appeal of their consoles (post N64) come from successful retard trolling.
