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BALLSY
Sonic twitter man is a hero.
>>342305886
Hey you blue fuck, you still owe me 60 Dollars for that giant shit you took 10 years ago.
>>342305886
They have made shit games but at least those shit games weren't made from money that fans gave them
>>342305886
Sick bantz.
Now announce the 25th anniversary game.
>>342306125
you got fooled by the blue armed bandit
>>342305886
They didn't have a single programmer in the studio.
They didn't use version control.
They passed around files on usb sticks
>>342306409
Sources?
>>342306031
He makes me want sega to come back. I want my 90's sega bantz back
>>342306409
Really !!
>>342305886
And what has SEGA been able to brag about lately?
>>342306504
>>342306553
I'm a friend of one of the poor assholes working there.
They used Unreal Engine and did the entire thing in fucking Blueprint. As a programmer myself this is absolutely insanity to me and I called him out on it. He pulled out a USB stick and proved it to me.
Japanese are fucking retarded
>>342306714
They didn't make MN9
>>342305886
Sonic definitely isn't one to talk about shit games but that account is so good I'll let it slide.
>>342306742
Nice proof (lie)
>>342307013
nigga I'm sure it'll get out one way or the other, fuck off
>>342306834
That guy's pretty good at his job. Memey enough to please the teens without being too obnoxious about it.
He's also not afraid of being "savage", as you kids call it.
I have to wonder, does he REALLY get paid to shitpost on twitter?
>>342307298
It worked though. That's the coolest Sonic has ever been in a while, objectively speaking. Guy deserves a raise.
>>342307298
He's the brand manager for Sonic at SoA. He does other things, but shitposting is the most notable/fun.
>>342306031
Took me a bit to figure out what Digiorno's joke was. Clever.
>>342307392
>objectively
I really can't tell whether people in this place know what this word even means anymore
Before people go on the "well your games still suck" route, Aaron's not afraid of pointing out the obvious bad Sonic games. He's well aware and uses the Sonic twitter to joke about them and their badness.
>>342307298
Yes, the man can be considered a professional shitposter.
>>342307392
He should write all of sonic's dialogue for the anniversary game.
>>342307220
>being an actual meme snob
Shut the fuck up nerd
>>342306714
Alien Isolation, Valkyria Chronicles, Yakuza, Atlus stuff
>>342307553
I used it correctly. Can you deny Twitter Sonic is the most hip? Against all the shit games he's had lately?
>>342306031
I honestly can't believe SEGA hasn't realized what this guy is doing. Yeah it's funny for our 'meme magic' but it's incredibly unprofessional.
>>342305886
>Top
Pretty ballsy for someone who hasn't had a good game in five years.
>>342307674
Sonic twitter
>Yeah Big the Cat and 06 sucked, we know
>Mighty No. 9
>It's better than nothing
do people really not see the difference and how these things are handled
>>342308335
They're better than nothing.
>>342308335
BTFO
>>342308304
You're assuming that they haven't. This twitter account is really good publicity for them.
>>342308304
Yeah sega would never ever act unprofessional. And they certainly wouldn't completely market themselves as some sort of video game counter culture or anything.
>>342308335
There are several good Sonic games.
There are no good Mighty No. 9 games.
>>342308304
They know exactly what he's doing.
Remember kids, if you ever decide to make a game, you'll never make such a shit game that digiorno's fucking pizza shows up to make fun of you
>>342307690
there's nothing shitty about his posts, they are pure comedy gold.
>>342305886
more like mighty no. 2ex dee
Tell them to make another game as good as Sonic Colors or Generations and maybe we'll start to care about this freaking MEME game series.
>>342308335
At least sonic boom didn't cost consumer money to make.
>MN9 made by Inti creates
>Bloodstained made by Inti
>Shante made by Inti
What makes you guys believe Bloodstained and Shantae won't be bad
Sonic is putting himself in a massive fucking glass house, yeah MN9 deserves it but if the next Sonic game sucks, he will be a massive punching bag for years
>>342308335
Pretty balsy for someone who stole a joke from another thread
>>342308813
He already shits on sonic games.
>>342308762
At the very least, Yooka-Laylee will be good.
>>342308762
>Shantae
>bad
>>342308762
Shantae is developed by WF, not Inti.
>>342308862
He shits on the infamous moments of the series but got defensive as fuck when GT said he needed to be put down
>>342308762
>MN9
>Inti
When will this stop?
>>342308762
inafune isn't involved.
>>342305886
*makes two of the worst games in the last ten years*
so you finna say that we wuz flopz n shiet?!?
>>342308813
t. MN9 backergo back to your furchan
>>342308734
>we
>>342306714
Phantasy Star Online 2 being one of the more successful MMOs, and lots of pachinko machines
Also live action Sonic movie with Sony, and anniversary stuff soon
But hey! Still better than nothing!
>>342309007
>implying SEGA made the bomb games
>implying MN9 isn't amongst those worst games
>>342308984
Because GT backtracked on generations which they gave a positive review on
>>342306714
Yakuza
>>342309023
Nice try cuck, I didn't touch this turd with a 10 foot pole
>>342305886
>sanic shitting on other bad games
Make a good game, you shitposting faggot. Stop playing on twitter and make a semi decent game, nigger.
>>342306742
But Japanese guys usually don't do that. They playtest their shit a lot. Kirby's Return to Dream Land went through 11 years of playtesting.
>>342306526
Hmm... all those games available for you to buy with that $5 monthly allowance, nice.
>>342309179Generations was mediocre, people praised it when the series had been shit game after shit game and finally got something passable, boost to win is pretty shit gameplay when you actually take a hard look at it.
They were completely right
>>342308762
>MN9 developed by concept interns
>Bloodstained developed in house
>Gunvolt 2 developed in house
>Shantae developed by Way Forward and published by inti
Wow, great logic fuck face
>>342308304
People like you are why shitty safe car insurance commercials dominate tv today
>>342308602
There is only one Mighty No. 9 game.
more keke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oICHvlqApBc
>>342309339
Nice bait
>>342309430
That's an awfully specific example
>Sonic talking about bad game launches
Sonic Boom? Sonic 2006? Shut the fuck up Sonic.
>>342309470
>t. Sonicfag with no argument
>>342305886
This is truly the definition of glass house if anything.
Less than 24 Hours until the anniversary announcement. Will we have another Sonic cycle?
>>342309509
Honestly, he is the last character on the planet that should be shitposting about other games being shit.
>>342309506
It's literally the only commercials that play anymore besides baby boomer pill garbage
>>342306714
I think you mean what does Sonic Team have to brag about, which is nothing.
Sega is doing pretty well though.
>>342309074
Then why is it still Nippon only? I don't even care if they leave out the collaborations because of legal reasons, that stuff is usually dumb anyway.
>>342309339
Sonic Colors, Sonic 4, Unleashed, Rush Adventure and All star racing were the games released before so it wasn't a shit after shit release.
It's actually hard to maintain a boost for the entire stage so I don't see how it's boost to win
Also the GT tweet said that it was the mission mode that made it bad not the gameplay
At least you tried
>>342308602
>There are several good Sonic games
Yeah, about 4. And they all came out in the 90s.
>>342306742
>I'm a friend of one of the poor assholes working there
My dad works at Comcept.
>>342306526
>UN Squadron
Insta SNES buy
>>342309576
>Calling somebody a sonicfag for liking the literally only 2 3D Sonic games that are loved by the public.
Try harder, baka faggot.
He better hope whatever they announce tomorrow isn't shit, or he's gonna look really dumb.
>all these MN9 backers trying to make Sonic seem like it's at the same level
>>342306714
They didn't make a shit game funded by fans, and told them that it was better than nothing.
>>342309759
Two of the four games you listed were shit.
That big the cat VN is hilarious.
>>342309430
Hah. How can you come with something like that?
>>342309941
how
>>342306031Digiorno never references MN9. It's just comparing the photo of Sonic as "fresh-baked pizza" while the "other side" is the poorly photoshopped pizzas on the right side of the image.
sorry to ruin the magic.
>>342309850
>>342309868
Not really a MN9 backer or fan but Inafune has a better record than whoever the fuck is behind Sonic at the very least.
>>342309868
It literally is.
>Sonic 06
>werehog
>shadow the edgehog
If it were almost any other popular character shitting on MN9 it would be a good burn.
>>342309759
>Sonic 4 and Unleashed which were fucking garbage
>Colors that was okay
>Rush Adventure that no one played
>Listing a fucking kart racer to pad out the shitlist
Yeah no
>It's actually hard to maintain a boost for the entire stage
You get fucking handed boost every time you hit an enemy, it's pretty hard to actually have an empty bar for over 15 seconds
>Also the GT tweet said that it was the mission mode that made it bad not the gameplay
That was just a shit comeback
>>342309839
>Still no argument
>>342309850
>Amy Rose
>Not likable
Fuck off
>>342309998
Sanic 4 was literal garbage, and the werehog levels of Unleashed ruined what could have been a good game.
>>342310107
I dont recall any of those games scamming people with crowd funding.
And Sonic Unleashed was fine.
>>342308721
That is strangely comforting.
>>342310187
>Unleashed was bad meme
Let me guess you're either parroting or you spend 10 minutes on werehog levels for some reason.
>>342310107
>Sonic 06, which was 10 years ago and rushed with multiple problems, like developing a fucking PC version of all things when nobody on the team had PC experience
>I'll give you the werehog, nobody like that shit, but the daytime levels were fucking great
>>342310107
But Sonic has had good games before. In the 90s, 2000s, & 2010. Mighty No.9 has had none.
>>342310225
Are we talking about the quality of the game or its development process. Because I can almost guarantee that MN9 isn't ad broken as 06 is, and 06 was sold at full price.
>>342310376
You've got a point there.
>>342309339
It was better than Unleashed.
>>342310426
06 never caused consoles to temporarily brick.
Or deleted save games.
I have a feeling that if that MN9 cartoon ever actually happens, it'll be worse than Boom
>>342310187
You're confusing "I don't like it" with bad, adding games that were good to the list is no different than saying that good games are bad because of personal issues. But the thing is that he said that generations was the first passable sonic game when that list was for that but hey whatever helps you out.
>You get fucking handed boost every time you hit an enemy, it's pretty hard to actually have an empty bar for over 15 seconds
Getting rewarded for playing the game efficiently who would have thought? I doubt people on their first played through maintained the boost for the whole level in each stage
You know, everyone is getting mad over whether Sonic had any good games recently but...
Who cares? We're not here about Sonic, we're here to laugh at Mighty Number 9. Hell, even Sonic Boom was better than MN9 since it didn't take $4.2M in Kickstarter money to make.
Honestly, how could it be worse? If Shenmue 3, with it's $6 million dollars in Kickstarter money, fucked it all up?[◕ ‿‿ ◕]
>>342309739
I'd have to pull a quote from FFXIV's Yoshi-P as to a good reason it isn't outside in the rest of the world:
"Dragon Quest X is unsuitable for the West, since players overseas tend to value the Warcraft style of gameplay for MMOs"
And sadly, that seems about right, with all the endless clones and "inspired" games we have in that genre. Past Phantasy Star Online titles never really performed as well as they could in the West (despite having a very strong fanbase), and since gaming is all about the money these days, probably not worth Sega's time to bring it out and support it separate from the JP version. It would be countless updates behind and mismanaged as the rest of the online Phanta titles, which is saddening.
>>342310187
Literally kys pleb.
I just googled a gamespot review for MN9.
5/10
Sheeeeeeeeeeit.
>>342310376
>Sonic is such a shit franchise it has to compare itself to shit indie franchises with only one game
Ok
>>342310695
It's too early in the day to be this hurt
>>342310565
To be fair, the Boom cartoon was actually beter than it should be. Especially since apparently the animation studio received little communication with Big Red Button and weren't exactly sure how to make the cartoon and the game universes coincide.
Sonic Colors is better then Generations
>>342306031
Holy shit, DiGornio
same
Meme Franchise vs. Meme Game
Who wins?
>>342310003
>everyone will ignore this for meme magic points
>>342310338
>Half the game is dogshit that everyone calls shit
>"Just ignore it bro"
>>342310530
That's like saying it's better than 06, not a good measurement of quality
>>342310568
>You're confusing "I don't like it" with bad
Fuck right off
Is this an actual Sega Twitter account?
>>342310656
Glass house.
Simple concept.
>>342310695
The real reason is actually China.
http://www.tssznews.com/2015/12/31/source-sega-japan-business-agreement-preventing-pso2-western-release/
Don't forget that Taiwan was one of the first regions outside of Japan to get the game.
>>342310426
I'm still under the impression that Sonic 06 isn't as broken as your favorite youtuber lead you to beleive.
When I played it I only hit a few bugs. Most of the shit I see people report is because they've been trying to break the game.
>>342311034
Werehog wasn't even that bad though. Quit meme texting.
Is it worth the 10 bucks for the full Sanic bundle? I've only ever played And Knuckles
>>342311074
No it's just an autist roleplaying Sonic.
>>342310823
Shhh, baby, shhh. At least we have the fan translation patches and the JP servers to play on, and even methods to throw money through third parties for gacha antics.
>>342310827
The Boom cartoon ended up being far greater than it had the right to be, and I'll forever appreciate that. If they ever do a Season 1 on Bluray, I'm throwing money at that out of the sheer love for Mike Pollock and the rest of them doing an outstanding job.
It amazes me that the people working on the show had poor communication with Cartoon Network, yet still pulled off a nice production in the end. Season 2 will have some multipart episodes to work with the limited 10 minute segments, and it will be interesting to see what they can do with more freedom.
>>342311095
Huh. China owns our debt, and our Phanta. This saddens me more than it has the right to.
>>342311034
>using metacritic
>not forming your own opinion and talking about the game itself
JUST BOOST TO WIN AMIRIGHT
>>342311095
>>342311232
>>342309739
>>342309074
An English translation patch has been out for the last three years people
SAVAGE
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>>342311075
Never really got that argument. It really only applies in specific situations, where the implication is that what you're decrying doesn't also apply to you.
For example, let's say you have two friends who smoke weed. However, one of them does it significantly more often and in greater quantities, so his friend tells him to lay off the weed. It's not healthy doing so much of it so fast.
I mean, it's theoretically hypocritical since both of them smoke weed but it doesn't make what he's saying wrong.
>>342311232
I meant more so for DQX. I've reached a point of acceptance with PSO2, the patch is there and anyone can easily play with a little guide help.
Mighty No 9 doesn't look that bad having just watched the gamespot review
>>342308883
or so you think
>>342311138
I remember the boost being literally broken, as well as a plethora of momentum based bugs.
>>342311138
I didn't get too many bugs either. I unironically like 06 and I'd buy it if it ever came out on Steam or something.
My only issue was the awful loading times. Get rid of that and I'll be happy. I never even did any side missions because fuck the loading.
>>342311075
glass house is implying their situations are the same, sonic isn't using fan money
>>342311034
>Metacritic
>cropping out the user score
You are so cute acting all big on the internet
>>342310803
Who cares if the game was an indie or not? Facts are facts, and fact is that Sonic has never had a disaster as bad as MN9
>>342311471
Boost? In 06?
>>342311306
It doesn't translate everything and it's a hassle getting everything to work right. Not to mention the gigantic file sizes you need to download.
You'll be playing the game and knowing that there will always be something you can't do.
>>342311183
I could fucking write an essay about how the Werehog segments are one of the worst GoW clones I have ever played but I'm not going to put in the effort seeing as how you're going to keep defending dogshit if it's got a blue hedgehog on it
>>342311238
Sonic likes to boast about review scores, why can't I :^)
>>342311534
>A bunch of 10s to damage control what a shit game it is
I don't think so
>>342311587
Sure didn't. And this game actually had a budget.
>>342311392
I feel your pain on that one, since it seemed to end up being the closest successor to FFXI, after FFXIV went from "We're almost at XI-2 with 1.23!" to "Fuck it, here's your obligatory WoW pretty edition with catgirls in ARR" that we received.
I was also very interested to see if they would bring over the free hours for "school time" or whatever, where they have the game free to play daily for specific hours so that school children can also jump in.
Now we're back on the DQ cycle of "Here are a ton of releases! ...But we're monitoring sales to determine if DQ is worthy of international release. Also, we conned Nintendo into all the translation and publishing stuff, again."
>>342311534
uhhh
>>342309339
>Boost to win
You know the Generations game is more about your ability to complete a stage quickly and concisely rather than how difficult it is to not die. They're intentionally streamlined to focus on going fast. That being said there's still plenty of segments where platforming, alternate paths, and even a bit of exploration is important.
Also classic sonic doesn't boost. He sonic spins. And that's like 50% of the game. So if you're going to give Unleashed a bad score for being 50% werehog, you should probably give generations credit for only having 50% boost.
>>342311492
If it ever came out on PC people could fix it and make it less of a mess
Which is why it will never happen
>>342309457
>That's The Joke.jpg
>>342305886
Sega's E3 in a nutshell.
>>342311991
Theres some guy remaking the game in Unity.
...for some reason.
>>342311831
That was made by Big Red Button, and halfway thru they had to redo everything because of SEGA's sudden EXCLUSIVITY deal. They started making it for PS3 and 360.
>>342305886
Goes shill your social media somewhere else, Sonic Marketers.
http://www.ayzenberg.com/success-story/sonic-social-media/
>>342311767
the point of that is to show how bad you look using metacritic in an argument but don't show the whole thing. If you're going out of your way to take a screencap show the whole thing because all you've done is make yourself silly
>>342311831
>Rise of Lyric
As bad as that game was, it wasn't a game funded by fans, froze Wii Us, and was defended by BRB saying it was better than nothing.
Try harder.
>>342308441
underrated post.
Have marketing people realised what a terrible thing social media is?
It's the equivalent of making press conferences with thousands of loud idiots.
>>342311991
Sonic '06 has more problems than just bugs and loading times. It's a shittier SA1/SA2/Shadow, which all have their own problems already, with early sixth gen graphics.
I've seen way too many people defending this game on websites and the steam forum. Generally by comparing it to Megaman and saying that the people who don't like it were just lying about liking Megaman..
>>342307827
>meme snob
No, he's just someone who's not enough of a faggot to think that memes are a substitute for sincerity.
>>342312664
For some reason you're not allowed to leave negative reviews on Steam without Steam users going into a frenzy. I wonder why?
>>342312664
>>342306714
> Sega is now pretty much a third-rate publisher only, with Sonic as its only IP.
> Miku, Total War, Persona, etc are not really Sega IPs; they were created outside of Sega.
> Sega's internal studios, once the best in the world, now make next to nothing.
> The once great AM2 seems to make nothing but shite these days.
Sega is really just Sammy-Atlus now, it's time people accepted that.
Personally, I'd rather Sega died than witness Sammy pretend to be Sega.
>>342312852
If there is truth to the people saying it bricks the WiiU's storage, then no, it actually i worse than nothing Inafune.
IS MN9 better than nothing?
My understanding of Kickstarter is that you can't take the funds unless you actually make the thing you said you'd make right?
>>342306526
I preferred Sega Europe's adverts.
>>342313110
They still have the Yakuza series up and running better than ever. Yakuza 0 looks awesome.
>>342308304
He just reposted what the MN9 guys said, he did it in a humourous sarcastic way but didn't call them shits or anything.
>>342308927
More like SHITae
>>342313678
The problem is that Sega is shit when it comes to marketing and still makes it look like Japanese GTA, so people shit on it
They should just send the demo to PDP since the most popular video related to the series is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__zGnZtL53Q
It actually shows how the series blends ridiculous dumb fun with a serious dramatic story and it actually got people interested
>>342314282
We don't know if she's Indian, she could be from one of the many other smelly desert countries.
>>342305886
>mfw i contributed $100 to the MN9 Kickstarter
>mfw i make fun of Kickstarter backers
>>342310656
People like Yu Suzuki (Shenmue 3), Way Forward (Shantae), IGA (Bloodstained), Chris Huelsbeck (Turrican Music Anthology) will work their balls off and are passionate about their work.
Inafune is, as Kamiya said, a businessman, a Capcom suit, one fixated on immitating Western games.
>>342308586
wh-why didnt i have this poster
>>342314460
Kek.
>>342308927
To be honest, I didn't like Shantae. It's alright I guess, but nowhere near the hype and praise it always seems to get. I'd give it 7/10.
>>342314356
And ashitty camera
>>342312664
It does not seem to resemble Megaman much at all. It seems very bland and lacks many of the elements that make Megaman Megaman.
>>342314460
nice
>>342311767
>I could fucking write an essay
and you're not going to because you're a worthless shitposter.
>>342305886
All I gotta say is...
That Big's Big Fishing Adventure 3 that the Twitter posted... That was dank.
>>342306526
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17PBVOMtX8d
I had to
I had to.
>>342316198
Great job capturing the smarmy tone of that ad.
>>342305886
Holy shit fucking brutal
>>342315324
You really got to compare this shit to the competition.
The PS3/360 had a load of genuinely good first person shooters that simply weren't call of Halo. The PS2 have a lot of decent JRPG and survival horror games that weren't Final Dragon Fantasy Quest or Silent Evil.
Shantae is the only real traditional platformer still around.
It's better than nothing.
>>342317134
But Anon, don't you rike Mario?
>>342305886
And what has the Sonic Team done lately? It's like a retard calling someone else retarded.
>>342318050
Game development, also Sonic never fucked up that hard.
>>342318240
>Sonic '06
Yes they have. They seriously have.
>>342318041
No, and I'm not at all eager to see what the next big change in mario is going to be.
Actually, no, I am, but I ain't gonna buy it.
Story's always gonna be save the princess shit thanks to shiggy's cunt ass, but at least the levels shouldn't be so fucking boring.
>>342318240
>Sonic never fucked up that hard
Sonic '06 was really fucking bad.
Sonic Boom exceeded all expectations of badness and transcended... and it's getting a fucking sequel.
>>342318326
>sonic 06 crashed consoles and stole people's money
>>342318369
Not even joking at Miyamot this time
But what if the big changeIs that miyamoto finally fucking learned that stories are okay?
>>342318442
It was really shit, no doubt. But it wasn't worse than MN9. And Sonic Boom wasn't developed by Sega.
>>342318465
It didn't crash consoles, but it definitely stole people's money. It's fine if you liked it. I honestly enjoy some bad games as well, but at the end of the day, I'm still aware it's shit.
>>342318369
>>342318528
Fuck I mean "As Miyamoto"
>>342306031
>>342305886
>Sonic twitter calling out people who made a game better than any Sonic game in the last 10 years despite its shoddy functionality
>>342318528
The big change isto replace Mario with his successor, a ToadHe's accepted that nobody likes Mario anymore, and is ready to pass the franchise torch on to the more generally accepted character
>>342318578
It was absolutely worse than Mighty No. 9. Have you played them both?
>>342316198
Hah fuck
That made me chuckle
>>342318528
Thing is though, I don't really want a story in mario.
Just give me fucking free-reign again like Super Mario Land 2. Segment it if you want to make certain areas notably harder, but give me something beyond the fucking bog-standard shit we've been getting for so long, since clearly they'll never touch on why Mario Bros 3 was so good, as well as some of the neat aspects about World. Also, bosses that aren't rehashes of the same cunt like the koopa kids, bowser jr, and anything else lame they keep reusing.
Fuck man, I just got through playing the first two worlds of Robobot and regardless of flight, there were still some entertaining (if a bit easy) platforming segments (thanks to the mechs) that made me think "Hmm, this is alright". Also, the fucking skypop by another name.
Mario tries too hard to play it safe with vanilla-styled run and jump, but completely forgets all the additional skills and abilities that made it good in the first place. Fuck NSMB-style.
>>342318442
No it isn't. The 3DS game is.
The original 3DS game was an extremely mediocre mess. Not quite "bad", but hardly "okay".
The sequel is just adding two extra "door keys" via fire and ice (literally, that's all they are good for) and the same lame stuff as before.
>>342318041
>>342318369
Predictive narrative aside, Mario never really has been the same since it jumped to 3D with the 64.
I'm not complaining that it ruined platforming forever, i'm a fan of the later games but the not what I would consider Mario in spirt.
>>342318528
No they're not. You just hopping along played a crash bandicoot having a great time and can't wait to see what the devs will do next, then next thing you realise you're actually in uncharted having a 'cinematic experience'.
Narrative, not even once.
>>342318604
>stole people's money
Unless they payed for it before it was finished then no it didn't
>>342319449
>No they're not.
Tell that to Kirby.
>>342319449
I think they completely fell off track by not making ANY 2D mario platformer games for so long, that they forgot what made them so solid in the first place.
On top of that, they became too haughty. I have never once seen nintendo say "yeah, that was pretty bad, wasn't it?" about any of their games, ideas, or ideas in games. And they really, really should have at least once.
>>342319682
>BAWWW MUH DEAD DAUGHTER
Fuck that shit. I don't give a damn about robobot's story. I just want to fuck shit up with a mech along with these new abilities.
Also, RIP little robot RC kirby.
Your death was as inversely meaningful as it was hilarious. Every single time.
>>342319528
It's called investing. They weren't smart enough to realize that in the first place.
>>342318578
MN9 is boring and underwhelming but it's definitely not as offensive as Sonic Boom.
>>342305886
well memed sonic
>>342309827
My mom's husband had Iwata's arm transplanted and the ghost tells him that the NX will launch with a new Custom Robo.
>>342308304
It's great for Sega, imagine how many more people follow the Sonic twitter because of this guy.
>>342320229
>tfw it'll never happen
>tfw there will never be a good F-Zero and Chibi Robo on the NX
Just kill me.
>>342306409
I refuse to believe this
>>342318665
>he hasn't played Sonic Generations
>>342320775
I want to fuck that Pokemon.
Is he right, /v/?
>>342320881
>>342321171
I'm gonna fuck ALL the Pokemon
>>342321093
In a way. I'm sure many of the people on the team didn't set out to make a mediocre game; the fault is likely mainly mismanagement.
>>342321295How do I get one of these
>>342321093
To be fair, he is kind of right. We have no idea what the fuck happened behind closed doors, how Inafune and the higher ups mismanaged money, the legal shit they went through, etc.
I mean let's be real here, has anybody in the history of game creation EVER set out to make a bad game that people don't want to play?
>>342321378
I dunno, it's not even mine
I would assume you have to get the pillow case custom ordered, and then just get the pillow
>>342311925
That's actually a lot more than I expected from critics. I thought it'd be like 30.
https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/745459437293297666
It sounds like Inafune hired a Nintendo Treehouse translator.
>>342321490
Spec ops
>>342321093
what a fucking faggot
what sort of stupid fuck feels the need to white knight for a kickstarter scam
http://s1.webmshare.com/RA3d6.webm
>>342305886
It's especially better than broken, you smug blue asshole. Go hang yourself with your hipster scarf.
>>342311925
Sonic games get low scores out of meme value and journalist love to sacrifice games to make themselves seem relevant.
Literally the same people gave Gone Home a 10 / 10. Polygon for example.
That said all the Nintendo exclusive ones, aside colors, range from okay to horrible.
>>342321093
To a degree. But you shouldn't excuse all fuck ups with "But he tried his best so it's okay :-)" type hugboxing.
Basically don't be rude but don't be afraid to point out that someone has fucked up.
>>342314460
>>342315249
>>342315684
>Heh that will show them for criticizing our shitty megaman clone
Reminder that you are still retarded for backing the game.
>>342321093
You'd think that getting like, what, 400% of estimated goal on Kikestarter would at least patch up some of the human problems fuck ups.
>>342318739
>toad RPG
>likeable partners since toads are generally weak
>>342322717
But anon. If an orange man lives in an orange house and a green man in a green house.
Who lives in the white house?
>>342318665
Are people honestly saying Colors, Generations are not good?
>>342323135
Who else?
I am getting a kick out of the salty backers, but I expected better from /v/ than to follow suit.
>>342323157
I'd argue Sonic Unleashed was good.
>>342306526
SEGA is too busy building their monopoly on the RTS market
>>342309430
I vouch for this guy, television is fucking dead
>>342323401
I liked it but being objective.
>Werehog sections do get repetitive, however I played worse GOW clones
>Eggmanland is a casual filter
>The camera is utter garbage (Fuck Chunan)
>DLC
I'd say Lost Planet was good, but I lost interest half way through it feels like a bootleg 3D Mario game, which is still good because there is nothing like it on PC. It is like 3D platforming is utterly dead on PC. I am looking forward to Y&L
>>342311940
I tried getting into Generations, and I do like it, but it's too much o a stop-n-start kind of game. It rewards memorization of the stage's obstacles and tricks, but it's rather hard to do well using only your platforming instincts. That's why I like SA2 and Sonic Rush (and the classic games)- you can pretty much just play the game using your platforming skill rather than your decision making. That, and the framerate in Generations really sucks for many of the levels, being dizzyfying and making it harder to see shit on screen as you plan the jump ahead.
>>342321093
>he thinks the dude running a social media account is a Sonic developer
this fuck will always find something to get assblasted about
>>342323321
dumb racistposter
>>342316198
I had to join in
I fucked up, but I thought it was funny enough to post
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JX9HmrmLeU
LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC LIKE SONIC
LIKE
SOOONIIIIIIIIIIC
>>342309850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkcSaDm-Zww
>>342324625
LieBarry
>>342321093
How much money do you guys think he donated?
>>342309850
He's not a developer. If the game is terrible he'll joke about it as he's done before.
