AWW SHIT, DIO BRANDO JUST DECIDED HIS BODY IS NO LONGER SUITED FOR HIM AND HE WANTS YOURS TO REPLACE IT! HE AND THE WORLD ARE READY!
THE LAST VIDEO GAME CHARACTER YOU PLAYED AS HAS BEEN SUMMONED AS YOUR STAND!
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
>implying he would want a fat neckbeard body
>implying DIO would ever abandon his one and only true love - Jonathan
What kind of shitty fake is this? This clearly ain't DIO, he can fuck off.
>>342234102
>Lv 69 Sorceror Arisen
Well, I'm fucked
>Tracer
I've got this luvs, she controls time and would be immune to dios bullshit
>>342234535
Anon, Nonexistence can't kill Dio
Dio gets fucked
I think I'm pretty fucked. Unless Dio has a weakness to CUTE.
>>342234102
DIO is fucking dead
Oh this should be fucking good
This guy lifts, so im pretty safe
RIP DIO
>>342234102
Well this is awkward. I have an advantage because my Dio is a stand, not just a vampire, but he'd have to be focusing on protecting me.
Yeah no ammount of bullets and fox magic will stop dio so i am fucked
>>342235017
>rip dio
>your stand is a guy that needs to hit an enemy three hundred times to beat it, but falls down in four blows
How much time do I have to prepare?
This is critical to my survival.
>>342235486
0.5 seconds
>>342235542
Then I'm dead.
>>342235486
as much time as Dio wantsZA WARUDO ! TOKI WO TOMARE!
I'm fucked
>>342235671
If I get a day of preparation I can deal with that.
Jojo had what, fifty days?
>>342235921
explain how this hourglass affects time, laddy
>FIFA with roommate
Suarez will bite the shit out of him
>>342236040
>>342234102
He ignores me since my body is not worthy.
Or he kills me.
I don't fucking know, ask Jesus or God or some shit.
>>342236217
so you can go back in time? What good would that do?
>Original superfast Doomguy
Get fucked Dio
>>342234102
I've got 13-3 lightning.
I'm fine.
>>342236351
Again it all comes down to how much prep time there is to synthesize speed and power bonuses onto items.
There's no limit to how fast I could go given enough prep time.
>>342236820
DIO can literally stop time, how fast you can go is not the problem, it's how long you can withstand his onslaught before time resumes.
「 FARAAM 」
>>342236937
Stopping time is just moving really fast.
I'm ready
How'd I do boys?
>>342234102
I got this guys
>>342237170
Either you can tank like a god like
>>342237232 Demi-Fiend here
or you can instantly kill DIO in 1 move without inflicting damage on him before he can stop time
How do I CHIM my way out of this one
>>342237253
Geralt is really good at swigging potions
DIO is really good at punching things at incredibly hihg speeds
Poor Dio, doesnt stand a chance
>>342237353
I will still insist that I can live if I have the same amount of time to prepare that Jojo had.
Is DIO considered a "boss"?
>>342234102
>tfw my stand can also stop time
Now all I have to do is ruse him like Jotaro and I have a chance
>>342234102
47 kills everything unnoticed without failure so I'd be pretty safe.
>>342237760
He's the Final Boss
>>342237760
Pretty sure Jojo spent most of those 50 days travelling and fighting for his life, not doing anti-Dio set-up
He didn't even know he could stop time until they were already fighting him
>>342234102
>he wants my body
how desperate must he be to want this disgusting meat loaf glued together by pizza juices and taco cheese
its basically star platinum on steroids
>>342237502
So i win right?
Space Station 13 greyshit
...Who last session got rekt by a time stopping wizard named Dio.
>>342238003
Geralt is mortal
DIO is a fucking vampire with magic powers that can stop time, regenerate almost instantly, wield super-human strength and reflexes, and can magically charm people into servitude
>Peace walker
>Big Boss
i want to say im safe but its dio
>>342234102
>Melting
Nope I'm fuckedBest of luck to DIO, going from swole Jonathan to my averageness must be a hell of let down
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!It was this or Multiwinians.
>Medieval: Total War
So I have a couple of English cities, one or two armies AND the city of Cairo? It's better than nothing.
>Stand dies and just keeps coming back for Dio's shaved blond ass
>lvl 216 ivory ultra Greatsword and Fume Knight Greatsword
>King's crown
>Implying that the undead an spawn from the nearest fire
>>342238203
Yea but geralt kills vampires all the time mate
He could easily take on some jap fag
>>342238203
I think Geralt would stand a chance if he's got info about his Enemy.
It'd basically be a battle of wits.
However the chance is still very slim.
DIO too stronk
>>342238220
Assuming multiwinians was the last game you played, that's better
it'd be like bad company but more kawaii
you'd be fucked though, winston or multiwinians
>>342238440
DIO is an English vampire and has killed people better than Geraltnot like I'm saying Geralt is shit, it's just DIO is fucking OP
>Sam Fisher
Nope, can't do anything. RIP me.
>>342234102
Well, last video game I played was Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam, so I don't really know who would be my stand.
Oh, no.
>>342238672
all 3 bros.
>>342238628
>people better than geralt
What is the criteria for being better than geralt?
>>342235024
>Stands having stands
The next evolution in JoJo lore.
>>342238628
I haven't finished the anime yet, but wouldn't holy weapons/magic weapons have some sort of effect?
>>342238831
can do insane bullshit like summon supernatural entities to fight for you with varying abilities.
>>342238742
I can work with that.
>Trio hammer Dio and hit him with that trio kite
Wouldn't be able to do anything about his ability to stop time, but doing as much damage as possible while possible could work.
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix
So is my Stand every character that appears in every mini game? What would my power even be? Invincibility and power as long as I keep a beat?
>>342238971
as far as I know, DIO is only weak to the Sun, "Holy" trinkets would probably have a normal effect on him
>>342234102
>Reinhardt
I can't wait to charge at DIO with my stand「CATCH PHRASE 」
>>342237772
Corvo seems to be able to move in stopped time indefinitely, it's just that it's only stopped for a few seconds when he activates it.
I think I'm good.
>>342239082
Well both Mario and Luigi have fought enemies that could stop time, so they may stand a chance.
「HOOLEY DOOLEY 」
>>342236937
>how fast you can go is not the problem
What is traveling faster than time.
Fuck
>>342234102
>Demoman
So, basically Killer Queen?
>>342239473
Time is an arbitrary concept used to describe the chronological order of events.
Time doesn't exist outside of a human idea.
You can't stop it, you can only go faster than other things.
>>342234102
Any character from Siren. Would be pretty interesting I guess since everyone in the game isstuck in a time loop
>>342239134
So, praise the sun?
Could maybe work.
Nah I'm fucked.
>>342239615
I suppose. I don't know about Dark Souls Sun shenanigans though, so who knows?
>>342234102
>Amaterasu with 9 brush powers
Considering she can stop time and alter reality with a few brush strokes I'll be fine.
>Shadow
Time stop showdown commence!
git gud DIO
>>342239884
she's literally the goddess of the sun so she's basically a direct counter to DIO
>>342239590
Dio's time stop actually fundamentally changes the laws of physics, as gravity and momentum also change under the effect of the time stop.
>>342239983
>draws a circle
>wins
Well shit, you're right
>>342234102
>not becoming one with dio
RIP Dio
Appropriate.
>>342239590
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/blogs/physics/2015/08/can-you-really-go-back-in-time-by-breaking-the-speed-of-light/
>>342234102
dio's fucked
...aww hell
I'm fine
>>342234102
>nathan drake
if sully isn't there to crack wise then il rather die
>Nathan Graves
Oh boy I gotta see this one
>>342240917
>vampire hunter fights vampire
gee I wonder who'll win
hint:I've never played a Castlevania
>>342234102
I have the power of memes, Dio doesn't stand a chance
>>342234102
>last game I played was JoJo on Fightcade
>DIO is my Stand
How does this work? Does he get The World or are we just dead as fuck?
>>342234102
>Burning Blood
>Two years skip Akainu
Try me fgt
>>342241067
You should, unless you are not ready for a challenge.
>>342241373
I'm always up to get reamed by difficult games
any suggestions for Castlevania?
Well I hope his sword can cut through other stands, or I may be fucked in the ass
>My Luck/Charisma based courier in New Vegas
I don't think DIO would be down for debating or gambling would he?
>>342234102
Are there any hooks nearby?
Unless DIO is afraid of frogs, I don't think Nazeebo will save me.
>>342241792
Unless you can convince DIO that controlling the world or at least controlling your mind/body is a bad idea, you've no chance in hell.
>>342241926
>controlling my mind/body is a bad idea
Seems easy enough honestly
>>342241792
>thinking you can outcharisma Dio
Focus on luck, it's every joestars strongest ability
>>342242090
he can have a man that can summon a super-soldier on his side, who wouldn't want that?
「 THE DARKNESS 」
Basically just a suped up dark Heirophant Green. Im fucked
>>342241556
The original. If you liked it then 3 if you want to destroy your controller, otherwise play Super Castlevania 4. If you love the gameplay and still crave more, Rondo of Blood is good as well. Dracula X is a stripped down port/remake of Rondo for Snes but it still holds up regardless. Play all the "classic" ones first before playing any of the Metriodvania games like Symphony of the Night. Sorry for the blog, but this is my personal recommendations for you if you want to get your ass handed to you.
>>342234102
He stands no fucking chance against someone with an arsenal of nuclear bombs and autotrigger revive potions.
>>342242383
the girl's dead/raped before she can even chuck a vial.
Everyone in this thread is fucked
>>342242324
thanks, I always love getting through a challenge
>Superman
DIO is beyond fucked.
>But DIO can stop time
Doesn't matter if you kill him before he get a chance to do it. Superman is fast as fuck and I'm not a hack writer that forgets Superman's abilities.
What a joke.
>>342242640
She's immortal though
>>342242753
then she's mind-raped
>>342242840
She's used to it.
Wario Land 3 Wario
Worst that happens is I become a vampire before DIO manages to kill me. DIO's gonna hit rekt
>>342242972
unless you can maker her immune to charm and giver her fuckhueg defense values, she's practically dead
>Grimgor Ironhide
>>342242689
Dunno man I think that guy who has Amaterasu has the right idea.
>>342240078
>all star battle
Who would win?
Well MGQ has 2 antagonists so I choose the rape machine known as alice as my stand, It really depends on who gets the 1st shot off I think, I mean ZA WARUDO is probably stronk enough to bypass her insane durability, and pleasure attacks will be useless due to earth humans not suffering from critical ecstasy.
also
>Alice fucking Dio doujins when?
>>342234102
Pit is kinda strong, but against time stops I am fuuuucked
>>342234102
>British Forces, CoH: OP
I have BADDO COMPANY x10 scale. Not even DIO can stop an artillery battery on overwatch a mile away.
>classic lara croft
「 RAIDER 」
>can shoot an infinite amount of weak projectiles
>lets me jump really high
>equipped with a lot of different guns with finite ammunition
>including a powerful grenade launcher
>has a finite amount of healing items
i dont think i could beat the world, but i could probably try to stall for time and let dio see the sun
>>342237772
Even though both Corvo and DIO aren't affected by other peoples time stops. As demonstrated in the fight with Daud and Corvo as well as the final battle between Jotaro and DIO. Both time stops wouldn't work so all thats left is a guy with a bunch of magical abilities and several gadgets against a vampire with a stand that punches really fast and hard.
I guess Corvo has to keep running from DIO until daybreak then
>>342243079
m8, you should play an atelier game. Ain't nothing as OP as a postgame alchemist. NOTHING.
>>342243173
you're going to fight with Luka and you're going to rue every bit of it.
>>342234102
>HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
No idea what I'm up against.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHSg3xCkm0E
>>342243232
If you're in Za Warudo then your stand is also frozen in time
>Tropical Freeze
DK will protect me with his stand 『BANANAPHONE』
>>342243275
well then she can fuck DIO up if he can't kill or charm her. Play the waiting game so the sun can come up
>>342234102
My soul level 1 Trap from dark souls 3.
I dunno, I'll probably get 1 shot unless I have a clenched butthole fighting against Dio.
>The Nerevarine
I'm pretty sure he's fucked
>>342243325
Knowing luka's rape magnet tendencies I don't want to see my stand get fucked by The world.
>Part 3 fags
>>342234102
DIO is a undead right?
>>342243587
Part 4>2>5(so far from what i've read)>3>1
>referring to DIO as Dio Brando
Holy fucking shit OP, your animefag is showing.
>>342243587
>part 2 fags
>>342234732
>you get a stand that summons all the stands
neat
>>342243429
I don't think you understand. Ateliers are out to destroy their enemies.
https://youtu.be/nHa9Yboc9J8?t=8m53s
>>342237502
Geralt will play him a round of Gwent for it.
>>342243243
Well Corvo does have a few things going for him here
>explosive xbow bolts
>uncanny accuracy with said xbow
>a teleport power with fairly impressive range
If Corvo can get behind him with Blink and put a bolt in his neck, the resulting blast would theoretically tear his head off.
>>342243408
Yeah good luck with that, while he's gloating I'm already gone in my Bren scout tank.
>>342234732
You better have a good amount of friends though
>>342243814
you're forgetting my potential to summon Lucifer/Helel
>>342244002
My stand has friends, so the friends of my stand are my friends
>>342234102
I seriously don't know who would win between a character with precognition and one with time stop powers.
Who is best JoJo and why is it Joseph Joestar?
>>342240204
So your stand also has another stand?
>>342234102
The master of throwing way too many pointy objects at people has arrived.
>>342244519
the next thing you'll say is "I want to suck Joseph's dick"
>>342244765
I want to suck Joseph's Dick
"N-nani?!"
>>342244576
Servants aren't constrained to the limits of time either, right? Archer would be just fine
>>342244843Josuke>Joseph>Jotaro>Giorno>Jonathan
>>342243741
7>4>3>2>5>6>1
>>342243741
4 > 7 > 2 > 3 > 6> 1 > 5
>>342244968
>forgetting Johnny
>>342234859
Hahaha, that's funny.
Well...uh
>>342234102
This guy dies to cactus despite being a t-rex. I guess I'm fucked.
>>342245303
>forgetting
i havent read that far
That guy is so, so utterly fucked.
>>342245581
Then get out of here before someone spoils the best part for you.
「Dio's World」
Versus
「Apollo」
I actually don't know who would win sinceThey both have timestop and the same voice
>>342234391
This.
Dio and Jonathan are a match never meant to be.
Not sure. My Flynn is all magic.
Does he get to summon his demons or are we talking strictly just him?
>>342245819
Oops forgot image
>>342245895
he'd be able to summon his demons, its part of his ability after all.
>>342234102
lel 102 dragonborn, I'm good
DIO is not a troll so i can pretty much insta kill him with NIGG*R
>>342248198
>DIO is not a troll
>>342247493
Dragonborn would be fucked vs Dio
>>342249014
Might stand a chance with the sunhallowed arrows/Auriel's bow and if the slow time shout can do anything for him
>>342249335
Dio can pretty much trigger his shit so fast that to you, he just disappeared suddenly and you're fucked.
>>342249014
almost everyone that is not jotaro or have a time related ability is fucked against DIO
Motherfucking Kirby got my back yo Dio is fucked
>>342249457
digiorno
Oi!
Kono Kisama!!
Watashi no musume yo - HANASE!
>>342249859
almost*
>>342238203
Literally everything you mentioned is an ability of an enemy he fought in both DLCs. He also stopped a literal outworldly invasion. You are severely underestimating the man.
Detlaff is capable of pretty much the same shit Dio is.
Got my boi link with me, i think i'm good.
>>342239084
Maybe Tibby?
He's kinda like the main character
I dunno, Tyrfing's got Miracle and speed boosts, and his special ability is making the RNG do really retarded shit.
Plus considering that DIO has stupid villain syndrome and holds off on killing you for as long as possible, that gives me a shitload of opportunities for RNG shenanigans.
>Asura
O DIS GUN B GUD BOI
>Venom Snake
I'm probably fucked
>>342250730
>Stasis spell vs THE WORLD
>>342240492
you got this
Could the hunter withstand one of The World's attacks?
>>342252140
If they were lying down, yeah
A 18th century unified Italy from EU4, capable of supporting armies as big as 200k.
Can Dio kill 200k men + whatever magical artefacts the vatican harbours, they might have an Anderson there somewhere.
>>342252938
he can stop time and shoot eye laser beams that infect you with vampire poison or some shit. He is practically immortal and gets stronger if he eats blood.
so probably
>>342235857
chosen undead is a literal immortal god king who's stand is that he is never totally defeated and always returns to a place in time where he is save
>>342234102
why does he want my body, i'm significantly less fit and muscular than jonathan
>>342253104
What about holy water
>Adol
I will show him the true meaning, of adventure
YOUR MISTAKE WAS TO UNDERESTIMATE MY POOOOOOWWWEEEER
>>342253302
Hes not actually a vampire. Sunlight would fuck him though
implying Dio wants a cyborg robot man with throat cancer and perpetual sunglasses
Diego > Dio > DIO
>>342252140
>ZA WARUDO!
>the hunter is in mid superman dive
Knew I shouldn't have played Mass Effect 3.
>Literally no powers
>Random solider with a bunch of "plot luck" that is irrelevant in this situation
>Have to wait for him to finish fucking some chick prior to the decisive hour
>I get destroyed and Shepard gets injured just enough for someone to pick him up and patch him up afterwards
FUCKING BRING IT!
>>342242745
>>342240262
>>342249609
>>342255392
the correct choice my niggas
