>NERF THIS!
What did D.Va mean by this?
Does she think her ultimate move is very powerful?
Is she being ironic?
>>342229434
Her character plays games and is familiar with gaming/internet-related terminology.
It's simply a meta thing to say.
>>342229434
That ass makes me jealous. Even being on HRT for 3 years, my booty isn't that big
>>342229548
>>342229515
>>342229589
PICS
I
C
SPICS
>>342229589
in 10 years it'll just be bone dont worry about it
>>342229515
Check mysingle digit
>>342229548
Tfw she turnrd around
>haha gamer meeeemes! xd
Worst character or worst character?
>>342229548
>>342229643
Okay
>>342229852
pretty qt/10 would play vidya wtih
>>342229434
it's a 1hit kill, no matter what, if you are in range and in LOS.
>>342229852skype?
>>342229852
would
>>342229852
i'd go with op's girl's face instead
>>342229852
>fat murricans instantly jumping on
>>342229852
What is happening to this planet
>>342229852
that's not "your" ass
>>342229852
Where can I see more
>>342229852
>3 years
>>342229548
I'd still fuck it like a jackhammer, and so would any of you thirsty virgins
>>342229434
Well seeing as nobody can survive the close-range blast. It's quite powerful
>>342229852
Fun fact: This person has a 95% chance to kill him/herself in the next 10 years.
>>342229548
>dat face
Everytime. Thank god I'm an ass man. I can bare it
>>342230239
what is with ugly girls and huge asses
>>342230239
Ayyy lmao
>>342229434
mfw dat twerk
>>342229548
>mfw she turns around
>>342230239
Came here to post this.
Who wore it better?
>>342229548
>>342230239
>>342230281
Gender dysphoria is a mental illness m8. I was classified in the DSM as one for almost a century.
SJWS are also clinically didturbed and all report to be raised in daycare.
>>342229852
>no hello /v/ card with the date written on it
Lemme just get a random girl picture from the internet and get all these thirsty virgins to give me attention
>>342230483
insufficient evidence, not enough of pics of Suzy's ass in the D.Va outfit
Suzy wins in the face department though
>>342229434
How much damage does DVA's ult do anyway? Is it a 1 hit KO for anyone? What about a Roadhog with both Symmetra and Torbjorn shields? That's 700HP right there.
>>342230550
>>342230625
If I remember correctly its 1k. Shame that everyone knows how to dodge it and tops 1 guy gets hit. This somehow needs a change, maybe shorten the range of her voice?
>>342230725
Make it so DVA can't die to her own ult and shorten the timer before it explodes.
The timer HAS to be long so DVA has a reasonable chance to get away, after all. But if DVA can't die to her own ult then it can be shortened without worry. Make it like, 1/4 shorter or something. You can still escape if you're good/lucky enough but now it's not just "alright, everyone duck behind this corner for 5 seconds".
That and the ult shouldn't be blocked by small obstacles like traffic signs.
>>342230606
>Suzy wins in the face department
Never thought i'd read this
>>342230962
Or you can just git gud.
>>342230606
>>Suzy wins in the face department though
I don't think she wins against anyone, her weird face is part of her appeal for me
>>342229434
I think you should fuck off back to /tv/ faggot
>>342230725
>completely murderous paired up with a CC ult
>even on its own can scatter enemy team off an objective or out of good cover
The ult is fine enough as a threat ult, better than Roadhogs. If you change it into a murder ult, it basically becomes just an invincible, upgraded version of Junkrats
>shorten the range of her voice
lol no, every other ult in the game that can be used at a range is broadcast global
>>342230962
Dva needs no changes, she holds her own and has an area denial/team-scattering ult that's more useful than Reinhardt's or Roadhog's. If it even damages anyone let alone kills 1 person it's an instant-re-suit.
The only change I'd agree with would be to let her Self-destruct at will and stay mobile so people can't hide from it, but she's still in the mech when it goes off and dies with it. No more "Zero Suit Dva" or "two ults" shit.
>>342230239
Looks like she's lost some weight actually, good for her
>>342229852
he meant pic of ass you dumb bitch
nobody gives a shit about your face or cringy hipster beanie
>>342230396
Someone always falls prey to their ass seduction. So their genes propagate over the aeons.
>>342230725
All you need to do is git gud and launch it from high up.
That way nobody sees it until it's too late.
Takes practice to do that, but that's why there's a practice mode.
>>342231167
>better than Roadhogs
>>342228970
aaaaaaand fuck you anon.
>>342231319
>falls prey to their ass seduction
10/10
>>342231438
Roadhog's ult might as well just be a knockback, the damage is shit unless you have them stuck in a small room. If you don't, you knock them waaaay out of the way and do shit for damage.
>>342231438
>Dva ult
>scatters whole team instantly
>Roadhog ult
>hits 1-2 people at a time, takes a second or two to knock them back
uhh yeah it is a better threat-ult than Roadhog
>>342230995
>>342231074
Suzy is cute, CUTE
>>342231438
D. Va's ult can't be Interrupted
That quality alone makes it better than most ults.
>>342229852
Breasts or leave.
>>342231632
suzy is an uncute
post her ass
>>342231561
Not to mention that the aim "fights" you and tries to aim up the whole time, making you have to drag it down constantly making it even harder to aim.
Meanwhile,
>I've got you in my Aimbot
>It's High Aimbot
>I'm going for the Black Hole Toblerone while RYUGA WA TAGEKI GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>342231709
cute
>>342229548
>>342231809
POST HER ASS
>>342230239
ayyyyyyy lmao!
>>342231632
>>342231809
cute in a weird alien way
>>342231707
You realize that's a guy right?
He probably smells like balogna and Pepsi. With tough man skin and man fat.
>>342230606
If you like code lyoko characters come reality maybe.
Post more Suzy.
>tfw successful Rugby League player and jock all throughout high school but have always had a fetish for butterfaces
An ugly face with a nice set of tits, wide hips and a big juicy ass just does it for me, I have no idea why. For some reason I prefer "hot girls" to have petite bodies. Is this just some weird monkey brain breeding impulse thing?
>>342231809
I have to admit her body is nice
>>342230239
Nigga you know you can't just be posting xenomorphs all willy nilly like that. Shit is too spooky.
>>342229548
that is the worst symmetra cosplay.
>>342229434
http://www.polygon.com/2016/3/28/11321138/overwatch-tracer-pose-removal
>playing Overwatch
HAHAHAHAHA
>>342231809
She really doesn't look human, it's uncanny. She must have some really wonky genetics.
>>342232040
>>342232040
Tracer is worst girl anyway, Tracer a shit, Widowmaker is where it's at, or Mercy
>>342229434
>>342232040
>being this much of an autist
HAHAHAHAHA
>>342232079
I think it's just her eyeliner/mascara, she lays it on too thick.
She also likes to extend them a lot. What are they called, wings?
>>342229852
Literally mentally ill. Seek help and I mean that seriously. Taking hormones or willingly mutilating yourself is not help.
>>342231958
Probably because predatory niggers prey on girls with traditionally cute faces and this ultimately makes them retarded adults unless specifically protected.
>>342231960
>>342231934
>>342231856
>>342230550
Yes, it's a mental illness and it makes going on HRT completely irrational.
Dysphoria exists for more than just gender, and it's treated through cognitive therapy in everything but gender.
I had dysphoria myself and was unironically anorexic for three years. I'm not going to defend starving myself, and you shouldn't defend HRT
>>342232079
Large forehead+way she applies makeup
>>342232176
>she's trying this hard to out do op's ass
>>342230239
o-oh
>>342232079
It's called being inbred. Or being the majority English.
>>342232228
Women are naturally retarded anon.
>>342232270
whats with that sheep?
>>342231958
>thugby peeague
kys
>Oh my god a girl has a butt- OOGA BOOOGA ME WANT BREED ME SO HORNY 5 HORRA
Fucking pathetic.
>>342232176
ugly ass
ugly face
fatty
would bang anyway
>>342229852
O R E G O N
>>342232086
>spend all that money on reassignment surgery
>don't do a thing with that fucking traffic cone face
I think a nose job is one of the less expensive surgeries too
>>342232176
>cellulite
I will literally not have intercourse with a girl that has a body fat of more than 7%
>>342232443
>>342229852
Show us your penis.
>>342230239
I don't get it.
Would smash
>>342232443
Ireland go home
>>342230962
you should probably play the game some more. her ult is THE best denial of area attack in the game. Weither or not it kills people it forces the enemy out of the point. if you want it to kill you need to use team work or throw it into a hive. her ult and meis ult is absolutley savage senpai.
>>342229852
post dick
>>342231737
Its buggy as fuck too, I've had multiple times where it's just snapped to aiming somewhere at the ceiling for no reason
>>342232567
Agreed. Every single person ITT and these token cosplay whores would be better off with daily doses of that.
>>342232251
There was this heavily medicated kid at my highschool. I think he was taking strong anti-epileptic medication.
Anyway around senior year he "comes out" as trans. Immediately all the girls smother him with attention and do his make up. They doll him up and everything.
Few weeks later, he comes back to school normal again. He was like "yeah I changed meds, why were you cunts encouraging my confusion?"
He goes to my uni now. Still just a normal cis guy.
>>342232443
>>342229852
L O N D O N
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O
N
>>342232079
>Fetal alcohol spectrum disorder
>Fetal alcohol spectrum disorders are a group of conditions that can occur in a person whose mother drank alcohol during pregnancy. Problems may include an abnormal appearance, short height, low body weight, small head size, poor coordination, low intelligence
>>342232086
Christ my sides exploded when her face entered the frame
>>342232921
I R E L A N D
R
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L
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>>342231934
This must be like how girls feel for Benedict Cumberbatch.
>>342229434
>>342229548
>>342229852
>>342229589
>>342230282
>>342232443
>>342232604
>>342232921
>>342232567
>White people fall for the wide hips = big booty meme.
Stop this madness. All of you.
>>342231206
You get your mech back no matter what friendo
>>342233570
>white people
>>342232251
Oh I get it, you're insecure.
>>342233570
>>White people
>>342230725
I'd say remove the giant exclamation point on it
>>342233734
ok buddy, I spent three months in the mental ward because I was insecure
>>342229548
I would destroy that pussy and ass goddamn and that face is not that bad
>>342233720
>>342233816
If you think having wide hips gives you a butt, then you're honorarily white.
>>342229924
>>342229957
>>342229964
>>342230090
>>342231707
>>342232462
>>342232578
>>342232629
>>342232938
>all these people fawning over a shitty tranny
When did /v/ become so gay?
>>342233491
Post the Freeza one
>>342232443
Agreed, but you're not going to reason with late bloomer virgins. These are the same types that will fuck some landwhale out of desperation and end up her provider for the rest of their lives because they were too much of a bitch to disagree with her on not using condoms.
>>342233898
>become
how new are you
>>342229434
>Removing her caution sign makes her too powerful.
Why is this allowed
>>342233898
Since always.
>>342233491
This makes me uncomfortable
But erect nontheless
>>342233898
>wanting dickgirls
>gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
Pro tip: you may be gay if you fancy vagoo.
The one thing I hate about D.Va's ult is that the caution sign changes from red to yellow and it doesn't seem to mean anything. You can still dies when it's yellow and you can survive it when it's red.
>>342229852
I would cum all over you and inside you.
G L A S G O W
L
A
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G
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W
>>342234236
vaginas are honestly disgusting, they're the grossest looking part of a human being
>wanting to ramajam your dingle dangle into a girls filthy sloshhole instead of a cute butt
perplexing
>>342234236
As a fan of futa, and someone who has watched that video, I still have to say that liking 3DPD trannies is gay. It really comes down to the fact of how aware you are that the thing you want to fuck is a male. If you're like "yes, I know this is a dude, but I'm still down to fuck", then you're gay.
>>342234478
have some standards
>>342230239
>>342229434
Jerked off to this, but you and all the others playing Pixar's first FPS can kill yourselves.
>>342234736
so by your logic it's straighter to want to fuck Buck Angel than a trap
>>342234736
I'd never fuck anyone, STD don't sound fun, and everyone seems to have that shit.
Porn till I die probably.
>>342234802
I will fuck you too. Show me your ass.
>>342234736
The whole point of the video is that straight men love dicks.
Doesn't matter what they fuck, as long as it has enough features to excite them.
>>342234691
What the actual fuck. I'm so confused. Is that 2D, 3D or real cosplay? I thought it was a drawing until I looked at the file extension. Then I assumed it was manipulated @d, until it stated moving in a way that 2D can't. Then I thought it was 3D, until I looked at the human expression in her eyes. Just what is this?
>>342234983
it's makeup
>>342234691
>>342233491
She smiles too much
>>342234983
It's a real person wearing body paint.
>>342234924
That's just a different flavor of gay.
>>342234960
No, the video shows that men find the site of dicks exciting. But that doesn't necessarily translate into wanting to be involved with the dick yourself. Only that the sight of it triggers primal responses. Likely from the times where running trains on women were common. The site of an erect dick meant that the potential for breeding was there.
>>342234924
He's his own fetish. You idiots act as though there are no options other than Buck Angel and traps
>you have to pick one
I pick my fucking left hand
>>342234951
I'm a guy
sorry but I don't swing that way
>all these cosplay posts
now you face my ultimate creation
>>342235302
it looked like someone photoshopped a dva suit onto a porno
fuck off
>>342235240
How? It really comes down to the fact of how you are aware you are that the thing you want to fuck is female, despite being extremely hyper masculine. If you're like "yes, I know this is a girl, but I'm still down to fuck", then you're straight.
According to your reasoning, at least.
>>342235428
ur being sexist, ok?
>>342232545
>7%
>i will literally never have sex with a living girl
>>342235302
An ugly asian to go with the rest of the ghouls in this thread. Nice.
>>342229434
>>342235240
The video explains that it's likely due to natural impulse to compare sizes.
You know how guys are always so sensitive about the length of their dick compared to others? There's some evidence for you.
Straight men are excited by dick, but not by vag. Meanwhile, gay men are excited by vag and not by dick.
It turns out that straight men love feminine men and gay men love masculine women, but given that genitals are only one feature in a list of many that excite them, they're more prone to dating and fucking things that only meet the majority of their desires, rather than all.
>>342235281
Show me your ass now.
>>342235723
comfy
>>342235826
I already told you I'm not gay
go beat off into a sock degenerate
>>342235454
My statement defined the relation between man and trans woman. Not man and trans man.
>>342235723
how is this possible? What sort of demon magic does she use to only add fat to her lower body?
>>342235940
He could only do that if he had a pic of your ass.
Help a fella out, anon.
>>342235723
this can't be real
how is this possible
>>342236058
Exactly
>>342236034
whatever you say, homo.
>>342235723
Something something asylum demon
>>342236141
>Change a variable
>"IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME"
No.
>>342235753
You've gone off the deep end if you think straight men don't get excited by vag, and gay men don't get excited from dick.
>>342236229
Yes.
>>342231809
she's not fit enough for the cosplay, but it's not the worst I've seen
>>342235723
>>342235723
bruhs... is there any chick more high test than this?
>>342229548
I'd still hit it. Might paint her brown and fuck her as Symmetra later.
>>342232248
Who thinks shoes that high are ok
They're not.
They just look absolutely retarded
>>342233491
what the fuck am I looking at? IT ISN'T BORDERLANDS
>>342235723
That's actually kind of hot, I want to sit in her bean bag lap and cup a gigantic ass cheek while she reads me a story.
>>342235723
still would
>>342236536
Manlet detected
>>342234914
fapping as well
will report back on results
>>342236349
>my opinion beats this clear evidence
Whatever you say, fag.
>>342231696
>D.Va's ult
>better than anyone
>even uninterruptable
No, just no. You can casually stroll out of the way of D.Va's ult at any given time unless you are being stuck by another ult or you somehow got yourself into a corner with it. What it needs is a faster execution with a nerfed radius, if that. Hell, even a triggerable hit would do wonders. As it is now, her ult is entirely useless.
>>342235723
She must have some sort if disease or something to store that much fat in her lower half
That said, T H I C C
>>342236698
I need a status report
>>342236772
Him:
>Evidence supports the notion that the sight of dicks excites men
You:
>DUDE, THIS RESEARCH IS CRAZY BRO, MEN DON'T EVEN LIKE VAGINAS. MEN ARE ALL ABOUT THE DIIIIIIICK.
>>342236797
>the only point of an ult is to kill
nah
>>342233491
>>342236960
00:00 stroking stars
00:10 erection full mast
00:30 erection slowly falls as brain becomes dulled to the webm
>>342232370
its a gif from a Mika hatsune video.
its al alpaca.
its fucking cute if you can ignore mika hatsune, since the beat itself is pretty fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CJegZYagNs
>>342237010
You poor, poor faggot.
>>342235753
This is dumb. If all "gays" secretly wanted bearmode gfs then what's stopping them? There are more muscular females today than ever before in history.
>>342237130
I figured as much
Someone get this guy some SFM porn stat!
>>342235723
I wanna live in there.
>>342229943
It's not though, played as genji once and survived with 20 hp from the explosion although that time I was far away.
I think the damage decay is just really slow and it just takes a nose dive at a certain distance
>>342233491
bodypaint does things to my penis
>>342236479
The girl isn't high test, you have it backwards.
Men who find thick women attractive have higher t levels.
>>342237187
Alright, I get it.
Call "fag" > get reply
Very clever. Not at all.
>>342236640
Until you realize that there is a 99.999999999999999999999% chance when she wipes her ass she doesnt get it all and thus smells like shit all of the time. I bet her crotch is 1900s definition of dank.
>>342236797
what >>342237042 said. also, sounds like you suck with D. Va or have only played against bad D. Vas. I killed on the regular with it during thebeta.
>>342229852
show dick
>>342232176
WouldRipAndTear/10
>>342236640
Whilst calling her mommy.
>>342232545
>7%
>Girl
Are you fucking holocaust sirvivors?
>>342237405
She probably goes shit-to-shower.
>>342236797
Git gud. I get team kills with her ult always. Timing and placement is everything.
>overtime
>drop ult right into the center
>enemy can either flee or die
>they lose either way
Your lack of creativity is disturbing
>>342235723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-WQhltJjMo
>>342232545
>I have no idea how body fat % works; the post
>>342232545
Nigga this is like 10% body fat.
You want some Ugandan twig? Go for it.
>>342237668
>>342232176
high test af
I don't think she needs a nerf at all
>>342237042
>>342237484
>ult is meant to kill
>by exploding and killing
>it's not meant to kill onry!
Keeping people off a space for 3 seconds typically won't do shit unless the other team is just terrible.
>>342237643
Why would you do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>342229548
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY EYES
>>342237643
>rein just charges it away
>winston shields it
Cmon babe, you think I'm falling for the "overtime Dva ult"?
>>342238010
i totally remember how widow makers ult kills. I totally remember how zenyatta's kills. I totally remember how mercy's kills.
you're a fucking moron, man.
>>342238010
>clear an entire team off an objective
>won't do shit
hehe
>>342229548
reverse this webm and that's how I felt about Overwatch
>>342233491
She's very stiff.
No doubt that talent comes packaged with lots of autism.
>>342235723
>>342230281
Fun Fact: you don't understand statistics
>>342238065
Winston is the true hard counter.
Reinhardt has to sacrifice himself and needs the right spacing and angle to do it.
Either way, it'll work 90% of the time unless you're facing double Winstons.
>>342235723
When she sits down it looks good, but the second she stands up everything falls apart. That is just unhealthy. I doubt niggers would even fuck that thing.
>>342233873
If you think all she has is wide hips then Helen Keller would score higher than you on an eye exam.
How the fuck are you supposed to play Zayra?
What kind of team/team composition do you need for her?
I keep getting destroyed when I play her but when I am playing against other Zayras they are a huge pain in the ass and very difficult to kill
Any general tips?
>>342230239
I've lost all interest in D.Va
>>342238863
I find she's best on Payload scenarios, since fire will naturally be drawn to her and bubble targets by way of the objective, allowing her to power up and harass would-be interceptors.
>>342237635
Even if she did it's going to be really hard to get those cracks dry, and the sweat buildup alone after a few hours would be nasty.
>>342235753
t. gay as fuck roman
>>342235723
UUUUUUUUUUUUGH
>>342233898
How fucking new can you get?
>>342238863
Follow the most aggressive player on your team, throw the shield on them. Whenever bullets start flying. (It has a short cooldown)
The self-shield has a longer cool down, so only use it after you've been hit in a firefight. Chances are they've comitted to aiming at you and will continue.
Do this until hit 80-100 on your charge meter.
Train your beam on enemies to kill them at close range. The big blasts work well at a distance but cost about 20 charge points.
>>342229852
Gross
>>342235723
>>342229434
>>342229548
Still would without a second thought
>>342239585
I doubt there even is a "thicker" anymore friend
>>342229548
>mfw she turned aroundS-Should I go for it?
>>342229852
D-doyou have a bf
>>342229548
You should be banned for posting that face holy shit.
>>342229548
Why man invented paper bags brah. That body is god tier though.
>>342241806
you don't need a paper bag bro, that body is catered for doggystyle
THICK
>>342235723
uhhh thick?
>>342241657
Only if youre ok having kids with that face annoying you for the next 50 years.
Her face isn't even truly uggo it's just annoying to look at. I feel like her voice must be really nasally.
>>342241657
Jewish women are absolute freaks in the sack.
So probably.
>>342241964
Wew lad
>>342241964
S A U C E
>>342242080
Too bad they're incapable of not being part of the zionist hivemind.
>>342242014
Not that anon, but that shit wouldn't even bother me with a body like that
>>342242302
Nigga what does that matter, just fuck them in the ass and never talk to them again.
They wont even take offense to it, since Jewish women see themselves as solely sexual objects for any person who isn't Jewish.
>>342242374
Good point. Come to think of it women will be annoying no matter what their faces look like. At least you'll get a 10/10 booty out of it and a girl who tolerates the vidya.
You have my blessing.
>>342242442
I feel like they deliberately rack up their mileage in accordance to their family's caste or something.
>>342229548
her teeth are even worse
>>342242290
Mal Malloy
>>342232079
FAS
>>342229852
You're a big girl
>>342232921
>>342232079
>>342243189
>>342235723
>tfw you need a 1.5 ft (minimum) dick to fuck her
At last, I finally truly understand "high test"
