Weird multiplayer stories thread, I'll start
>be me 13
>playing battlefield bad company 2 in 2010, hot new game I picked up from best buy
>extremly sucking at game
>playing each day and night and hoping to get better
>one dude from my team is following me and doing shit just to troll me
>his ping is clearly extremly high but game is not kicking him out
>he adds me up
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>>342228429
>be me 13
>playing 18+ game
reported
>>342228429
>play Dayz mod back before it was standalone
>find three other guys who DON'T shoot on sight and we all stick together
>find a motorcycle and spend several hours finding parts for it
>finally fix it up
>one of the guys goes to fill it with gas
>the guy next to me gets shot in the head
>look over, it's guy number 4 doing the shooting
>I'm next
>as I'm passing out, don't hear any more gunshots
>motorcycle starts up
>turns out the guy with the gas and the guy who betrayed us were in cahoots and planning on stealing it for themselves the entire time
Three years later and nothing even remotely that interesting has happened in DayZ. Standalone hasn't even caught up to the amount of content the mod had.
>>342228429
>13
>2010
I was about to report you for being underaged but then I did the math
Time flies.
>>342228429 continue
>"man u here not good aim i can help?"
>wat.mp3
>"no mater i will help do yo have skype computor i am free"
>actually connects to skype
>he sounds very chinese or asian or some shit like that
>dude why did you added me
>"i see it in my luck cake your addention of my friend list this will become great trust"
>ignore his shit i want to fucking play
>we play couple of games
>he have high ping but enemies can't hit him as easy so we make a good team
>after a week of solid team work I start hearing a fucking dog and cats in background screaming
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inb4 this turns into a weak attempt at another "i go away but we are two of soul"
>after a week of solid team work I start hearing a fucking dog and cats in background screaming
Chinese bbq
>>342228829
why are you segmenting your post? jeez
>be me a year ago
>playing TF2 at Turbine
>intense balanced match, nobody could even get close of the intels for a long time
>suddenly an engie connects into our team
>doesn't help, instead he jumps over the large containers in the central area and just stands there
>he kept being killed over and over only to return at that spot again and again
>the match continues, eventually we lose
>the engie starts to mictalk
>a sudden, childish and almost inhuman screech that lasts like three seconds
>he logs off
>mfw
>>342229169
There are still limitations on how long posts can be I believe.
>>342229320
That is true, but he isn't even close to the limit
>>342228829 continue
>heard cat screaming in background
>mao (his name), dude your mum or fucking cat is screaming cant hear shit can you silence them
>"soorry sooorry weak soul cannot hear pein"
>fuck its weird but dont mind cause his high ping is sorta cheating and he is almost unkillable
>we ocasionally talk but I kept him muted each day longer and longer
>that screams are literally returning each day same 7pm
>"my broodher is learning impregnation dont mind mah friend its essential"
>after 10 min of choppy explanation turns out his brother next to him is watching TV adds on safe sex and clearly "enjoying them"
>duuuuuuuuuude
Continue.
It takes time to create.
>I rather not play with him from that time
>was scared about sexual things back then
>unfriend him on playstation network and facebook
>last message 3 years ago
>he is still online and playing bad company 2 campaign from time to time
pic related.
sorry guys to took so long i was just finding it and sucked at writing stories but this is weirdest shit what happened to me
>>342230136
What was so fucking odd about it?
your story is shit
sage
>>342230289
people like that exists is weird to me
>>342230289
A chink was fucking a cat and dog in the background obviously. He thought it was safe sex being it wasn't with a woman.
>>342228429
this one time i heard some kid get beaten by his family
>>342230449
Wow his TV was making noise so weird ad creepy better post to vee for upboats
sage
>>342230584
annnnnd?
>>342230595
An old family beat off
>>342230665
Oh I'm sorry /b/. Chinks fucking animals should be considered perfectly normal, right?
>>342230802
normie.
>>342230693
well if he was jerked off with a cheese grater that might explain the screaming.
I don't have any odd stories but I have some GMOD stories if anyone is interested.
>>342231147
yeh do it
>>342228429
>>342228829
>>342229672
>>342230136
Your story is shit.
You storytelling is even worse.
>>342228429
not exactly weird but it was pretty nerve racking and fun
>Playing DayZ Standalone
>Join up with a group of peeps at Green Mountain
>Go with two other guys to check out the Myshkino abandoned army camp
>one dude goes to watch from the forest
>I go in with the other dude and loot up
>He says there's someone at the other side of the base so I cover while he searches
>Finish up and head out towards other friend
>suddenly start hearing AK shots
>Closest friend goes down
>I get shot in the leg but nothing broken
>Run towards the forest because I can't fight a guy with an AK with my short Mosin
>Keep running, not looking for other friend due to stress
>Eventually after a while of running to check Steam messages from other group members
>Hear "get your hands on your head and stand up!"
>Slowly do as told, expecting to get shot
>It's the other friend who ran into the woods to cover us, he found me
>Excited as fuck because he thought I was dead
>He killed the guys who shot at us
>We head back to Green MT because we got messaged that the base was getting shot up by someone
Fun times
>>342231238
>>342231147
I don't even know if people will find this funny, but the whole idea of this guy running around is what gets me laughing.
>used to play gmod with a friend of mine a few years back so that we could grief servers
>played on a darkroleplay server for a bit that we both enjoyed enough to actually put some effort into
>we didn't really follow the rules for the roles of each characters/role you would take
>we both played thief and run into an admin who was dealing with some sort of server shit, trying to calm some fucking autist down
>we just fucking jump him and scream give us your money
>he just calmly says "alright boys haha." as if this mother fucker is so high and mighty
>he drops the correct ammount of money you drop when being robbed
>my friend just shoots him in the head and he drops 2 million cash or something
>ohlordy
>we just instantly change our steam names and fucking bank the money
>as soon as he spawns he teleports to us and freezes us both
>"ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE CUNTS, WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY, I KNOW YOU FUCKING TOOK IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT MUCH MONEY WHEN YOU'RE ROBBING SOMEONE"
>He and another server admin question us for fucking ages with trivial shit one of them even mutters "I bet you fuckers were smart enough to bank the money"
>They eventually kill us to see if the money is on us, it isn't
>They're fuming but have no evidence
>mfw
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>>342233432
>played gta carl johnson edition
>went down to some yeti
>there was a guy with a mask on his face
>he was sitting in a wheelchair
>a chainsaw was humming
>i tired to run as fast as I could
>came back an no one was there
>looked behind meeeaeafashtgtgrfe
dwgtyuj
>be me
>have huge fucking cock
>regulalry jerk the fuck off in video games
>do it once
>nigger logs on
>ayo cracka the fuck u doin
>im jerking the fuck off you nigger what the fuck do you think im doing
>he shuts the fuck up and i continue jerking off
>i cum and scream over the microphone: "YES!!! YES HERE IT IS!!!! THE SPERM!!! HAHAHAHAHA"
>everyone applauds
thanks for listening.
>>342233790
>be me
Who the fuck else would you be?
>>342233924
>be you
>write that post
>>342233790
>>342234008
>be me writing this post, I hope you know it's me that's writing this becuase if you didn't know it was me that would be bad man.
>>342233924
shut up noob dont respond to my posts i didnt ask for your opinionion -.-
>be me
I'm you
>>342233924
I believe he is requesting us to roleplay as him.
>playing gmod one night
>have all this money from the mods
>buy some weapons from this arms dealer
>I pay him a little extra for no real reason, didn't really understand the exact pricing because the guy was indian thickness in accent
>I just randomly said "haha, got you good man."
>He looks at me puzzled and asks "what do you mean you got me good?"
>just reply the same thing "i got you good."
>He follows me around and keeps asking me how I got him good
>he doesn't understand that I'm joking
>I just tell him to go away
>He doesn't and continutes to ask how i got him good
>I eventually get him to go away by not responding to him
>He fucking asks other people how I got him good
>Later on when I log back on I get some messages in the game from some people about this guy asking around for my name
>I was puzzled but I just say alright who is it
>it's the same fucker
>as soon as I hop on he fucking finds me and is bascially sleep deprived, I just stare at him and say "haha, got you good."
I don't know what happend to this man after this conversation because he logged off. I hope he's okay. The moral of the story is don't fuck with people who are normal because they're normie brains can't handle any conversations that aren't super straight foward. Either that or it was because he was some pooinloo fuck.
>>342234095
>be you writing that post, I hope you know it's you that's writing that becuase if you didn't know it was you that would be bad man.
>>342234836
He is either autistic or doesn't understand sarcasm since that's not a universal custom.
>>342228429
>be me
>playing online
>realize i could be doing better things with my life
>go offline
>few minutes later...
>well now that the dust has settled lets browse 4chan
>???
>profic
>W:ET
>just got a permaban from my old clan due to bullshit
>still deciding on which clan to join out of those that I enjoyed playing with
>meanwhile playing on random servers
>join normal server
>play normally
>one guy, who was spectating now for some time, accuses somebody else of hacking
>they get into an argument
>like 15 minutes later the whole server stops playing and everyone is arguing
>most of them were regulars so they had enough shit to fling at each other, but they somehow managed to drag me and a few others random people into it too
>people joining the server either ragequit immediately or start participating too
>I quit after half an hour of this shit
Sadly I can't even remember how it escalated so much. It's a pretty shit story desu, but at that time I was a somewhat edgy kid and I was fascinated by it. Also consider that W:ET doesn't have an in-game voice chat, so it was all angry typing.
>used to play this weird 3d chatroom walking simulator called worlds.com
>at first I just joined it because of some vinesauce video but for some reason I felt compelled to keep coming back to it every day
>had to go on less for Christmas break because I was spending time with family
>Dec 25, at 3am I wake up sweating
>decide to check worlds before I try going back to sleep
>I log in and ask if anyone is there
>no response at first
>then somebody says "yes"
>I turn around and see this fucking nightmare creature staring at me, its jaw was gaping as if it were silently screaming, and its skin looked like tv static
>its just that guys avatar but it freaked me nontheless
>told him I shouldn't be here right now because it was 3 am on Christmas morning
>left
>then I start getting curious about something
>go back to the vinesauce video that introduced me to the game
>uploaded in early 2012
>the same people that were online today were on in the video
>its 5 days from 2016
>these people have been going on worlds.com for more than four years
>realize that if I dont quit now I'll end up like them
>>342236442
spook
