Nintendo, EAT. YOUR. HEART. OUT.
>One of my E3 highlights was when Ubisoft showed more of South Park: The Fractured But Whole, the ridiculously titled sequel to Stick of Truth. Everything they’ve said since then has been just as exciting.
>For example, South Park maestros Trey Parker and Matt Stone confirmed later last week that unlike the first game, you won’t just be restricted to a boy character in The Fractured But Whole—you’ll be able to play as a girl, too. Naturally, this will have an effect on how your character interacts with Cartman and the other boys, which could be hilarious, if they handle it right.
http://kotaku.com/south-park-the-fractured-but-whole-will-let-you-play-a-1782305546
>>342194679
>Playing as a dumb girl in South Park
What kind of pussy would do that?
>>342194679
>giving south park money
Don't tell me you buy the DVDs too
>>342194679
lel, her name is "Call girl"
>direct sequel to the first game, where you canonically play as the same character
>your male character from the first game can become a female character in the new game
How progressive.
what does nintendo have to do with this? Does it have to do with chef's luv shack?
>Nintendo, EAT. YOUR. HEART. OUT.
>kotaku link
>no pastebin
Do girls even watch South Park? I always thought it was guys humor on that show.
Ehhhhhh
I usually create girls so I can lewdwaifu them.
But SP girls aren't really cute.
>>342194810
>Not playing as a girl who looks like David Hasslehoff
holy crap.
GENDER OPTIONS in a VIDEOGAME?!
that is unheard of, especially in this day and age.
>>342195018
One of my exes watches it.
>>342195003
The board died when people stopped giving a shit about OPs linking shit.
>>342194983
bc muh female link SJW whale squad.
>>342194679
>kotaku
and thread closed
>>342194935
South park?
Progressive?
Do you even fucking hear yourself right now?
As soon as you play as a chick, youre going to get your ass ripped with all the sexual jokes//all the adults whispering shit about your tits
>>342194679
>linking shit taco
>mentioning Nintendo for no apparent reason at all
What was your plan exactly with this shitty thread?
>>342194679
How very 2016 of them
looks like feminists won again
>Not posting the actual interview where they shit all over PC-culture
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/15/south-park-video-games-trey-parker-matt-stone
>>342195076
what does it run?
they of course did this half ironically I'm sure.
Noone can accuse south park of being 'liberal'
south park is a literal right-wing/libertarian propaganda show
>>342195161
>Nintendo, EAT. YOUR. HEART. OUT.
Oh yeah I forgot, can't wait to see my little girl character get anal probed.
You could play as a girl on the first one too. Technically.
>>342194679
That's not Wendy-like at all.
>>342194679
>if they handle it right
This is South Park.
Nobody in their right minds wants them to "handle it right."
>>342195264
>>>>>/pol
we dont accept mental illness
>>342195264
In the full interview, it's clear they're having fun with adding the option to play as a girl.
I can't wait to see how the game shits on you for playing as a girl.
>>342194871
Why shouldn't I?
it'll probably be in the same vein as Princess Kenny
>Play as a girl
>Game ends right there because the boys don't want to play with girls
>>342195713
imagine the backlash
>>342195018
I watch it and the only jokes I've never got was the one where they had giant balls.
>>342194679
>Naturally, this will have an effect on how your character interacts with Cartman and the other boys, which could be hilarious, if they handle it right.
you know good and well it's not going to be handled "right", at least according to shitaku's idea of "right"
it's going to be hilarious, and perfectly in line with South Park's style of humor, and probably have a few middle fingers to the goobergate/SJW crowds for putting so much emphasis on it.
Chances no one in game is going to even acknowledge it, which would be the best course of action all around.
>>342195713
>Play as a girl
>They end up calling you cunt instead of douchebag
>>342195264
>south park is a literal right-wing/libertarian propaganda show
I always saw it as split down the middle.
>>342195138
Did you even read the post, or did you ctrl-f "progressive" and reply to the first post you found?
>>342195143
>mentioning Nintendo for no apparent reason at all
He's probably one of the NeoGAF users still pissed at Nintendo for not giving them a female Link
>>342194679
I always play as girls because secretly I wish I was one.
It's not a sexual thing, girls clothing's just a lot nicer looking than guys stuff.
Wait it's not made by Obsidian? It's made by some jackoff Ubisoft internal studio?
Bad omen.
>>342195891
They do
>>342195210
>In other video games, you can choose to be black, you can choose to be a girl. In our game, we’re finally gonna do that. You can be a girl. Very revolutionary. Very 2016 of us.
They're lovely people.
>>342194679
>Pick girl character
>kid sex orgy from Stephen King's IT happens as she just becomes a cum dumpster for the group to save humanity
My toppest fucking keks if this happens
>>342195998
obsidian didnt even do any writing, doesnt matter if its made by ubisoft
>>342195713
>Play as a girl
>Everyone calls you "that little trans boy"
>>342196054
Nice
HOLE-E FUCK
POKEMON LETS YOU PLAY AS *GASP* A GIRL!!!!
WOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHH!
>>342195018
all the fucking yaoi & animu fan art should say yes
Wow
>Linking Kotaku
>Mentioning Nintendo when they literally have nothing to do with this.
>1 post from this ID
Jesus christ.
>>342196164
>everyone calls you brave.
>>342195713
This would be so sweet, but this would be better
>difficulty set to easier than easy
>combat is a breeze because you inflict cooties status which instantly KO's
>you beat the game in 20 minutes because the other girls are bored of playing outside already
>>342195264
>right wing
They are 100% not right wing or conservative.
They are just libertarians.
Does Kotaku actually think the South Park game is going to let you play as a girl without getting gendered insults, sex jokes, and the boys' caveman like fascination with boobs thrown at you every step of the way?
Do they really think the words cunt and whore will not immediately come up? Are they going to get completely blindsided by South Park of all things?
I can't wait.
>>342196654
they shit on liberals faaaar more than they do conservatives
Oh dear. What if we run into pedophiles again? Can't imagine that joke sitting too well with people when you're a girl.
>>342196764
To be fair, liberals do a lot more shit that needs shitting on recently, and that's coming from someone who considers themselves to be left-leaning.
>>342196774
The joke is only powerful if you're a kid. Boy or girl makes very little difference in-context.
Wait you couldn't play as a girl in the first one? I swear I saw pictures of players characters
>>342195210
>I tend to play as a female character, if that’s an option.
>Stone: I do that too, now. We figured everyone’s gonna pick it.
>bitches are still salty about no female Link
Top wew
>>342196706
>Are they going to get completely blindsided by South Park of all things?
This of all things is pretty hilarious to me.
South Park has been a thing for two decades already. They should know what it's about. Especially if they care enough to somehow have an opinion on how the game plays.
And I mean, even if they don't watch South Park on TV, didn't they see the last game at the very least?
>>342196979
You dressed up like a girl to infiltrate the girls' club.
>tfw you're going to get called so many names
>dumb cunt
>bitch
>dyke
Kotaku is going to explode at this and probably remove this story
>>342196979traps
>>342195138
Typical south park shitter
>>342196979
There is a bit where the girls dress you up to infiltrate one of their little girl meetings or something like that, and kids is South Park basically look the same barring their cloths unless they are someone like Cartman, Jimmy, or Timmy.
>>342197049
No, female zelda fans are gobbling up naked Link. Non-fans/radical tumblrites are the ones bitching and moaning.
>>342195998
Trey and Matt are in charge of writing, and claim to have a heavy hand in game mechanics and design as well.
So i doubt we'll see any major ubisoft shenanigans this time around
>>342194679
>Naturally, this will have an effect on how your character interacts with Cartman and the other boys, which could be hilarious, if they handle it right.
Does he have any idea at all what kind of character Cartman is.
>Jason Schreier
O-Oh. I see. Perhaps not then.
>>342197095
Are you even allowed to say cunt in American media?
>>342197360
ask notch
>>342196764
Because liberals do a lot more stupid shit.
>>342197381
Twitter isn't American media, dickwad.
>>342196178
wait a second
what if I'm gender fluid, what am I supposed to pick?
Oh shoot a create your own character game let's you play as a girl? Holy shit
>>342194679
>Hey Jason, how does The Stick of Truth run on PS4? Any issues, or is it smooth sailing?
>I’ve only played the first 10 minutes but it seems great so far. I’ll capture some video and post it on Kotaku once I’ve had a chance to play more.
He has no idea, does he? Does he have any idea at all?
![[gongs internally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/YBuu0i3.gif "[gongs internally].gif")
>>342195264
>>342196764
If you honestly think South Park has taken "your side" in politics, you have missed the point and are one of the people it is mocking.
>>342197293
I mean they have to know, right? They're young enough to have grown up with South Park, so surely they're aware of the insults and stuff thrown around. Do they really think playing as a girl will make all the boys act like fine young gentlemen?
Heh, The Fractured BUT WHOLE. kek
>>342195918
Because they are. It's dumbasses like these >>342195264
>>342196654
that think they don't make fun of EVERY stupid piece of shit ever
how is south park still alive? i thought everybody past the age of 16 grew out of it
reddit fuck off
>>342197549
>>342197596
>he actually thinks south park is a neutral show
you're on the same side so you probably can't see it
>>342197235
>Non-fans/radical tumblrites are the ones bitching and moanin
Pretty much what it's always been. It was never female fans bitching. It was people who arent even fans. They just wanted a female Link just for the sake of having a damn female.
These are the same people that wanted female versions of superheroes, and then Marvel fell for their meme and made gender-swapped versions of their heroes. Then no one bought them and they failed.
When will companies learn to not pay attention to these idiots?
>>342197672
I LOVE this meme.
>>342197095
>yfw the game is released and we're bombarded with articles about how the female protagonist should've received special treatment
>>342194679
>which could be hilarious, if they handle it right.
By handle it right, I'm sure they mean checking their privilege.
Finally, I was hoping that would have been an option in SoT instead of just dressing up as one and feeling comfortable doing so.
>yfw cartman bantz about how you being a girl makes it impossible to have your own super hero movie
>>342197672
>He fell for the too grown up meme
lol @ ur life
>>342197812
I really want to know what they think the right way to handle this and have it be "hilarious" is
>Cartman: Shut up Kyle you stupid Jew
>FMC: Ummmm #exsqueezeme but that's SO not a thing
>Cartman: S-shut up you stupid gir-
>FMC: Before you say something you regret you shitlord, let me just tell you that I've got keys between my fingers and I'm not afraid to use them if you say some #hatespeechshouldbeimpeached at me
>Black woman in background says "Mhmm" as Cartman bursts into tears and all the women in the South Park universe come out to congratulate her
>>342194679
the option is actually only
>boy
>or
>tranny
cue the butthurt
Wait I thought you're supposed to be the same new kid from the first game.
>>342198889
>If you choose to be a boy you are a boy just like you always were in the first game
>If you choose to be girl, you are retroactively made out to have been a reverse-trap throughout all of Stick of Truth, going through the game while lying about your gender
I have no idea to be honest. But yes you're supposed to be the same character. I am sure Matt and Trey can think of something neat though.
>>342199262
>He was a girl the whole time
>when a character asks him why he didn't say so earlier he just shrugs
Wendy is fucking AWFUL
Tell me again how Gamera doesn't save children.
>>342195074
According to Nintendo, it actually is.
>>342194679
I can't wait for my little girl character to get an anal probe.
>>342194679
What do SJWs think about this?
>An entire season of South Park just shat all over PC culture
>But you can play as a girl just after Nintendo said no because reasons
Must be a terrible conundrum.
>>342194679
>breaking a sentence up with periods
>linking kotaku
>actually caring that character creator allows you to make a girl
Hulkamania was supposed to wipe you from the face of the earth
>>342196178
Is the top row supposed to be male?
>>342200839
No it isn't. They have plenty of games where you play as a gril.
They just didn't make it a feature for Zelda. Kind of like how traditional Metroid games don't let you pick to be a dude.
>>342194679
They will also treat you like a girl, so it is even better.
Which boy will you romance /v/?
>>342194679
>not playing as a trap
>>342197517
Whichever one you feel like being. Isn't that how being genderfluid works?
>>342195476
That was a SRS sort of thing to say though, you reject.
>>342197517
What the fuck is gender "fluid"? Do you want people to call you Pepsi or something?
>>342201373
>probe scene as a trap
>>342197672
I never get this.
When you grown up you start getting most of the jokes.
>>342197672
You're on a videogames board.
>>342194679
I spent the stick of truth dressed as a little girl, I forgot that there wasn't a gender option.
>>342201373
I'm more of a genderbend guy.
>Character you create yourself vs an established character cemented in decades of lore
>People will still complain about no female link
This is bait right
>>342201313
I'm gonna NTR Tweak
>>342194935
Saints Row 2 let you play as a girl even though you were male in the first game.
>>342195003
What game is this from?
>>342195492
One hit gets you killed
Weaker than boy character
Random chance for enemy to rape you
Have to throwdown wuth cartman constantly
>>342201373
That top knot hairstyle is the best
>>342203318
Senran Kagura Estival Versus.It's ok
>>342196764
I'm curious for examples.
I mean other than this past season and they still took a few episodes out to make fun of Trump.
>>342203579
Thank you!
>>342195713
This is too good of an opportunity to pass.
>>342197758
>and then Marvel fell for their meme and made gender-swapped versions of their heroes. Then no one bought them and they failed.
?????
This is being dev'd by a new studio out in san francisco. Diversity environment. Mostly non white women and homos. Going to this from obisidian. It's going to disappoint.
>>342203938
Tray and matt are making the game,so no.
>>342195713
Oh my god, that's just brilliant enough for them to do, and I think they're the only people with enough clout and balls to do it.
Cant wait to see the butthurt with the anal probing as a girl.
>>342203938
If the code is buggy we'll ass suffer and we'll just have to hope for the best.
But as far as the writing presentation of the game itself? Trey and Matt have complete control. They won't let anyone misrepresent their brand.
>>342203318
It literally says in the bottom right you dumb shit.
>>342194679
Actually, doesn't that ruin roleplaying aspect from previous game? Even if Douchebag was canonically a boy, you could still roleplay as a girl by, well, dressing him up as a girl.
In fact, it's a step back because it returns to gender boundaries that SJWs are so eager to shake. Shouldn't they oppose mere fact that girl is being treated differently?
>>342203938
>Mostly non white women and homos
oh no
>>342194679
So, you can make a girl fart?
>>342204446
Not really it adds a different aspect.
Roleplaying isn't simply choosing how you want things to unfold its having things react to your decisions or your predicament.
>>342194679
>if they handle it right
Yeah man the creators of south park are definitely going to tread carefully making the girl storyline, it would be so unlike them to offend anybody.
>>342194679
i used to jerk it to the scene where you were dressed as a girl and had to go get an abortion
>>342203938
>Non white women and homos
Good, the worst most no fun SJWs are white guilt Nu-males and feminists.
>San Francisco
Now THIS is worrisome.
>>342194679
Being proud of playing as Wendy.
Of course, when she gets treated like shit, Kotaku will literally try to crucify South Park and claim it has always promoted misogyny.
>>342201827
i identify as a diet coke
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>342204145
>>342204325
I'm sure this specific gameplay feature is direct result. Look up ubisoft san fransisco on youtube and you can meet them. The more modern programming teamwork protocol gives the individual team members more of a voice about the end product. The ideas are going to be heard. It's going to be adulterated somehow. Although I like the idea of a female character for replay reasons just like any other rpg.
>>342203923
There was a female Thor and everyone tried to commit suicide that the least interesting Avenger got boobs.
In fairness, though, Fem Thor would have been way cooler if Lady Sif had become Thor.
Are people still ass blasted about Link being a male-only character? Really?
>>342195795
giant boobs on women = giant balls on men
>>342201045
There's always some truth in satire.
>>342200839
go away patricia
>>342194679
you could play as a girl in the first game since nobody ever addressed your gender.
>>342196764
You must be like fucking 16 if you think South Park has never gone hard on conservatives. We're now 8 years into a liberal presidency and the majority of the population leans liberal. It's a show that draws half of its humor from being topical what the fuck do you expect.
>>342205379
I'm surpirsed, too. I thought the whole Linkle thing had killed the fem-Link thing by exposing that half thr camp would have been angry that fem-Link existed, due to it make women be "just an option".
>>342194679
Okay, maybe I'll buy this one.
>>342205379
Yes people just want Nintendo to change a character that has years worth of lore behind him because they said so
>>342197517
a gun and kys
>>342205379
They are insanely ass-blasted.
>>342194871
After so many years of not watching South Park I can tell you that the newest season is fucking GOLD
>>342194935
They will just explain it as the character was hiding the fact that they were a girl in the previous game.
>>342196764
They shit on BOTH side and actually make fun of anyon being an extremist of either side and have pointed out that no side is right or wrong and should look for a middle ground, then the adults go full retard all the time
>>342194679
didn't /v/ say girls in games is sjw
>>342201827
>Do you want people to call you Pepsi or something?
Oh god I shouldn't be laughing at this
>>342196178
>comparing pokemon to south park
Youre doing it wrong faggor
>>342195113
For all we know we get to play as Zelda in the game eventually.
>>342195113
>teen whale squad.
I am appropriating this from you.
>>342194679
>you’ll be able to play as a girl, too
IT'S
RUINED
U
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Just kidding. How autistic do you have to be that you care what your character looks like?
>>342203172
But it'sCURRENT YEARanon. Don't be a baka.
>>342194935
You were a trap all along.
Seriously, I can guarantee that this is what they will do if you pick a girl character.
>>342196178
I'm more surprised they let you play as a nigger
>PC Principal is literally the SJW nu-male cucks
>Cartman is literally the alt-right edgy virgins
Why is South Park so perfect
>>342208558
Because it's written by intelligent free thinkers.
I feel the fedora jokes already. Fuck this place for turning skepticism into a meme.
