>hey man do you have a mic?
>(yeah if he doesn't have a mic we'll kick him)
>>342184219
>play a team based game where communication is important
>doesn't have a mic
You only have yourself to blame.
>>342184219
This is why i fucking hate moba games.
>>342184435
>Not operating in a hive mind team where real timw communication is optional.
I agree . It's 2016 buy a mic.
>>342184461
why because communication is key and autists can't join in on the fun because they can't communicate?
>>342184592
newtype please go
>"Anon put on your mic"
>do it
>"Oh my fuck he sounds just like Kermit"
>"Hahaha holy shit he does!"
>>342184592
THEN DON'T PLAY A TEAM FOCUSED GAME YOU FUCK
>>342184219
Happened to a friend I invited to a group I was new to recently
>"leader" of the group spends an entire game talking to some girl in the chat
>completely ignoring everything going on in game
>make call outs and try to get them to respond
>he ignores me, she ignores me too, they just keep talking about real life
>his friends just go "yeah you cant talk over him dude"
>we lose (surprise surprise)
>next game I invite my friend
>he's doing great, he's very good at the game (but doesn't talk)
>"leader" of the group says "hey we have other people that want to join, if he's not going to talk we're going to kick him. It's nothing personal its just we have other people that will actually communicate with the team in he's not"
>point out that they didnt seem to care about communicating in the last game
>"leader" says "dude it was ONE game. Get over it. You're being childish"
>my fury when
What the FUCK was I even supposed to do in this situation? I'm trying to make new friends and find people to play with. Was I in the wrong?
>tfw there is no cure for beta voice
>search for days for an arena partner
>finally find one but he says he won't play unless i have a mic
>say ok
>start playing and the other guy doesn't talk at all
wow, awesome. that just kept happening until i finally gave up on WoW.
can't succeed at a game when people wanna give up after 20 games or give up if they lose 10 out of 20 games.
>>342184592
this guy gets it
the people who would kick you for not having a mic are the same ones that can't communicate shit without screaming repeatedly
>>342184931are you me anon?
>>342185104
>>342184931
>>342184219
>Stick fingers inside your nostrils
>Talk correctly so that there isn't any "buzzing" or vibration coming from your nose (the exception is with words and letters that have M or N)
>???
>You are now speaking from your diaphragm
>>342186121
How are you supposed to play with only 1 hand available?
>>342186229
Obviously you don't do it while playing. Do it often enough and you won't have to have them up there.
Start talk like that normally as well. I do find myself slipping in to a nasally tone when talking with my family.
>tfw I have a mic but am afraid to use it because I'm not sure if people will still think I sound underage even though I'm 19
Single player it is then
>>342186721
try drinking a couple of beers to take away the nervousness and you'll see it isnt that bad
worst case scenario you can just leave the server and find another if everyones being a complete dick
>>342184931
>"Hey anon, you've got a mic right, use it"
>do it
>"Oh man I didn't know Eeyore played video games"
>"Hahaha!"
>>342186121
Oh, I forgot.
If you aren't a disgusting clown like me you, can go ahead and pinch your nose shut. It works the same way.
>>342185095
Your problem was thinking that it was possible to find friends who talk in an online game. Only autists, children and cringe lords do it since they've run everyone else off with their shit.
>HEY ANON GET ON THE MIC
>I can still hear you, I'm just a healer I don't need to say any-
>TURN YOUR MIC ON OR YOURE BEING BENCHED
>Fine whatever
And I don't say a damn thing for the remainder of the raid so I never understood the big fuss about it.
When I became a tank, I barked orders to everyone and called everyone retards for not listening. Was such a nice change of pace for me.
KILL ORDER IS X Y Z AND Q
SHEEP THE MOON
/readycheck
/rw P U L L I N G
>>342186121
>>342187271
I tried this and I don't sound any different. Turns out I'm not as beta as most of you. That's cool, thanks man.
> playing Dota with 2k friend
> We get shit team
> I just fuck around
> My team is flaming each other
> Huskar is revealed to be a girl when she shit talks on mic
I hate circlejerks and attention whoring and I normally am like eh whatever
> She types " you sexist I'm reporting you "
And that flipped my shit. I hate. No. I abhore it when someone uses the liberal "insults" (sexists, bigot etc)
> Start telling her to send me tits
> Like every possible synonym for tits
> EVERY SINGLE ONE
>She is quite upset at first, but starts getting disturbed as time goes on
> And the synonyms fly
> tattas, honkers, milk bags, fun jugs, bazoongas, melons, norks, hooters etc.
> You name it
> Drag the game out
> She is flipping and is calling me a sexist and saying that she will report me
> I continue
Laughs were had, giggles were giggled.
>>342187332
>it was possible to find friends who talk in an online game
??
I have online friends I've been playing with for more than ten years, met all of them on HL2:DM.
>>342187869
Maybe HL2 brings out a better crowd, but in my past 10 years playing normie shooters like BF4 on pc and Black Ops 3 on Xbone I've never once thought I would like to become e-friends with anyone who's talked.
>>342187040
Ha Ha what a loser
>>342184931
Try not sound like Kermit then you loser nerd
>>342187731
The fact that you even checked proves just how beta you really are.
>>342187814
You sure showed her
>>342184435
Wow these really basic teamwork functions are super complex.
There's no way to learn when to heal or support your teammates without a mic, and this dedicated speech wheel is totally incapable expressing the really obvious things that need getting done.
Nor does modern game design take into account in anyway a way automating when your teammates need help by having them scream medic or anything when things happen.
>>342188887
Sounds like you don't play real team based shooters where synchronization and constant communication is vital.
>>342188887
Whatever did we talk about before the first and only video game, Overwatch, came out?
>>342188158
Well, I have to say that the only friends I ever made in the recent years where "friend's friends".
I kind of blame matchmaking. You're paired with strangers for a match and then you'll never see each other again.
When you have a server browser, you usually have your favorite servers you always go to and so does other people.
>>342189170
>where
were*
Tired as fuck.
>>342188887
What is communicating the location and type of threats? What is communicating overall strategy - where to push and when? Bound voicelines are a bare minimum that can be used to reduce chatter, but they must be augmented by actual communication to play most effectively.
>>342189498
>What is communicating the location and type of threats? What is communicating overall strategy - where to push and when?
Things that don't matter in pubs or small group coop games anyways.
>>342189648
They do if you have any desire to play well. If you dont care about the overall match being a shitshow then whatever, but recognize that you are okay with such a shitshow and dont act like mics are irrelevant. Just say you dont care.
>>342190226
>caring in pubs
>>342190517
Bitch what the fuck did I just say?
i play Rainbow Six Siege without a mic
>>342190791
you pretended like anybody could ever pretend they cared about what happened in a pub
>>342191029
>willful incompetence is something to aspire to
>>342191252
>playing not-very-competitive video games with random people i don't know or care about over the internet is serious business
It's baffling how many people can't read a minimap. Like jesus christ.
>>342191447
>willful incompetence is something to aspire to
This philosophy is why everyone is so fucking stupid now. No one can fucking spell. Instructors have to define not-even-difficult words for morons.
>>342184219
>"Hey anon turn on your mic!"
>Do It
>"OH SHIT HES BLACK!"
Everytime
>play a team based game where communication is important
>mute everyone everytime
>>342192021
>not playing with a mic is the fall of western civilization
>>342186121
>>>Stick fingers inside your nostrils
>>Talk correctly so that there isn't any "buzzing" or vibration coming from your nose (the exception is with words and letters that have M or N)
>>???
>>You are now speaking from your diaphragm
That's not the problem, the problem is I sound like a girl.
>>342184435
>using a mic in online games
why would I want to socialise with faggots, I just want to play the game.
>>342184219
>use mic
>stutter and start tripping over words because english is not my first language
>get embarrassed and stop talking
>>342193468
>if I can do something, everyone should be able to
retard.
>>342192293
>Actually be black
>Nobody even notices because I apparently don't sound like it
Welp
>>342192730
>problem
Use it to get free stuff
>playing Squad
>everyone has a mic
>constant communication and teamwork
>everyone works together
It's fantastic and I love playing with pretty much everyone, now if only the shittier squad leaders would stop building fobs out in the open or directly on flags.
>>342192293
I can't tell the difference when a spic/black/white guy speaking english desu.
I'm not anglo.
>>342194720
>everyone
but thats wrong
sometimes you get the usual shitter that doesn't have a mic and just joined your squad to get the Sniper kit
>>342184931
>"Anon put on your mic"
>do it
>"LONDON"
>"L O N D O N"
>>342195512
I don't mind if they don't have a mic, but if they did shit like that I'd kick them right out of the squad. I make sure all my specialty kits go to people with mics that communicate.
>>342194549
It doesn't help when they ask me to post tits or pussy
>>342195812Then fucking post them anon. Get that free shit.
>ITT
spergburgers try to justify their autistic anti-social habits
>>342184435
>team doesn't read chat
Illiteracy is the bigger crime.
>>342195898
I'm a guy though
>>342194793
Are you tone deaf?
I have a nasally voice and I don't like it at all. Reminds me of everyone loves reymond
>>342195957
A hole is a hole anon. Just do squats, get a nice bubble butt, and rake in that dosh/vidya.
>Uncharted four RANKED which gets hard as fuck as you get into Platinum ranks
>No one but the occasional arab plays with their mic
I'm barking orders like a mad man half the time because arseholes just run off by themselves while the enemy move as a giant killing unit sending out traps, sidekicks to heal and suppress and hunt, and employing multiple specials.
Worse thing is, you lose rank points if you lose.
>>342196182
That's cool. If I heard your voice, I'd ask you to say things like "COME OOOOOOOOON WHAT'S THE MAAAAATERRRRRR". I'm sorry anon.
>>342196076
It's a dialect / culture issue, not a race issue.
Anyone can sound like anyone. Differentials are physiological.
Sickle Cell isn't gonna make you sound black.
>>342196184
What? I alredy have klinefelters, I don't want to look even more like a girl.
Besides I don't know any guy online who is into that.
>>342184931
V O C A R O O
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>>342196290
Yeah but how does that help a guy when you want a better badass sounding voice
>>342196369
I can tell if a person is Asian, Black, White, etc most of the time just based on the tone and pitch of their voice. Most people can, actually.
>>342196540
If you stop talking through your nose, you won't have a nasally voice.
>>342196376
Then just use real pictures of a person who isn't you. It's easy to find self-shot lewd pictures and even videos of women who don't show their face and cannot be easily identified.
>>342192730
Post dirty talk. Someone get that huge picture of crazy writing from doujins.
>>342196639
You can speak through it a bit for ventilation otherwise you end up sounding like Gretchen from Recess .
>>342184931
that might actually be funny
>>342196376
Nigga come on, don't act like that. You know tons of people online would like that shit.
>>342196376
This is the second time in two days that I've seen someone claim to have klinefelters. Were you in that gaming while nude thread yesterday?
>>342196541
It's more to do with what type of people they grew up with. I highly doubt you'd be able to hear an Asian guy who was raised by Whites.
>>342196697
You realize the facade will end if they ask for webcam? or timestamp?
>>342196791
you guys are in the minority, I got bullied and harassed by a group of guys once they figured out I was a guy even though I told them
>>342196697
why would you want me to say that.and what should I even say?
>>342196874
Hell, even most first-generation Americans raised by Asian parents I know sound just like white people.
>>342196496
Let's do some funny shit then
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HWcWfU7avp
>use mic
>shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZya0mZR49s happens
>never use it again
No thanks I prefer to not have to deal with idiots.
>>342197024
Well, in Australia, and I can only speak for what I've heard, but the second-gen Asians usually have this subtle tang in their voice.
>>342196841
why?
>>342184931
>>342186121
>>342187040
>mfw I have a deep enough voice that people think I'm black.
>>342196874
>>342197024
Yes, it's harder with asians. But you can't claim that Oprah doesn't sound like a black woman, even if she uses a "white" dialect. It's about the way the voice actually sounds. Not the way they pronounce words or the dialect they use.
>>342197198
I just want to know if you're the same person. I don't really care that much though.
I like to listen to music while I'm playing so I don't usually use my mic. Is that so wrong?
>>342197370
yes
>>342197447
neat
>>342195916
>Reading in the middle of a fight
>>342197546
Why?
>>342195758
its not only shit like that
most of the times they don't even listen to the SL/other squad members and just go full rambo
fucking annoying
>>342197634
I know reading is hard for you, but most people don't have to slowly piece words together letter by letter, syllable by syllable. Most people can just look at a word and instantly read it.
>>342197653
Because you're the same person and I recognized you. Do you have autism as well as klinefelters?
>>342196541
You can only differentiate ethnicity. There is no such thing as a race-distinctive voice, only physiological distinct.
You're either under some pretense of what "race" is or just one of those idiots akin to animal whisperers.
>>342197634
Sounds like someone doesn't play 2D space man game.
>>342197818
no I'm just curious ? Also a bit shy.
>>342197634
>being illiterate
>>342197858
What exactly is the difference between ethnicity and race?
>>342197724
>>342197943
Yeah, try playing CS:GO, L4D2, Payday 2 or any other team-based game that requires you to pay attention to what's happening on the screen while using text-chat.
>>342197865
It's gotten to the point that many, many months (about a year's worth) of playing security straight that I can pick up on physical queues of someone who's about to try and fuck me in the butt faster than glancing at the text.
>>342184592
this nigga gets it.
>>342197945
Not knowing the difference just means you're ignorant. And that's fine.
Being incapable of knowing the difference means you're illiterate.
>>342197989
All of those games have pre-set voice commands though.
Terrible examples. Apply yourself.
>>342198249
You didn't answer my question. You just insulted me. Why did you do that?
>>342198158
Noice.
Post some vocaroos, I can't believe you faggots sound as bad as you say you do.
>>342198535
I don't mind doing a vocaroo but just don't make fun of me and ask if I'm a girl.
>>342198535
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m7AlgjQasD
>>342198374
The difference between ethnicity and race is the dufference between origin and country; put simply.
Caucasian is a race, Irish is an ethnicity.
>>342198249
Is probably some shit posting memer who knows that there is a difference, but isn't educated enough to explain that difference. Don't look too much into it.
>>342198659
Are you a girl?
>>342199002
I'm a guy.
>>342198693
C-could you call me "Onii-chan" for scientific purposes of course.
>>342199410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HaPIl05G7W
;)
>>342197154
it's like a spin off on the navy seals pasta.
>>342200207
That's what I'm talking about
>>342187814
>> Huskar is revealed to be a girl when she shit talks on mic
>I hate circlejerks and attention whoring and I normally am like eh whatever
>She types " you sexist I'm reporting you "
I have a feeling that the gap in time between your sentences led to the reporting, since you showed such banal immaturity in response.
The more alpha thing to do would be to tell her to be quiet, instead of using humor to beg for tit pics.
>>342198535
>that one vocaroo where Gilbert Gottfried does Hatred from last year
>>342192730
>the problem is I sound like a girl.
>the problem
would your voice get a man hard?
>>342192293
>be black
>raised in a white countryenglandinb4 BROWN COUNTRY XDDD MUSLIMS XDDD POO IN THE MLOOO XDDD
>not from london so dont sound like a roadman
>people dont realise im black at all
>when people find out im black they're genuinely confused and dont believe me.
>>342202594
yeah
>>342202819
vocaroo that shit
i dont believe you
>>342202924
what di you want me to say
>>342202027
Holy shit that sounds amazing.
>>342197247
Pitch is just one part.
Maybe you shouldn't speak like a nigger.
>>342202974
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, you nigger."
>>342184219
>group of people join
>hey do you have a mic
>wanting to chit chat
>sends message yes
>shy but I start talking
>kicked and mocked for sounding underage
I hate my voice so fucking much
>>342198249
people without a mic are meant to be cute, you are just autistic
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>>342184219
>Playing Uncharted 2 multiplayer back at launch
>Game would automatically put you in parties between matches or something like that
>Between matches you could go through the customisation menus and choose what type of game mode you want to play
>Menus take fucking forever to load because of communicating with the server each time
>In between one match, in the customisation menu
>Other people matched with me decide they want to play co-op, which required one less person in the party
>Ask if I can leave the party
>Instantly start leaving the customisation menus, but because of the server check it took fucking forever
>The entire time this one guy is saying on mic "dude can you leave, dude we want to play co-op so can you leave please, dude can you leave"
>Finally able to get back to the main menu and leave the group
>He was saying my nick wrong the entire time
What a horrible experience.
>>342184435
>Team based game
>needing a mic
>not knowing what to do and when to do it before it happens
>not reacting at a slip second moment with no communication required
>not instinctively knowing how to work with your team
This shit is why e-sports aren't respected m8.
Honestly a microphone is essential. I completely see why people kicked me or didn't want me in communities when I was a little one, because I've experienced the hell of having multiple mutes running around trying to be be all rambo and then cry about discrimination when I give them shit for not cooperating or communicating properly, especially in a game like ArmA.
On the other hand, beyond a little shit period of my life I've never really had a problem with communicating because my voice was pretty much usually complimented for being masculine
>>342184682
literally no one uses a mic in dota 2, unless you're autistic
>league of legends won't let you have voice comm
reason? too much toxicism which in and of itself is an autistic statement cause everything about league of legends is autistic.
>>342197724
But they still need to stop fighting and type it for your retarded ass.
>>342203167
yeah, your voice is fucking stupid.
start drinking jacky d to cope and hopefully it'll change overtime.
>>342203763
Unless you're a telepath that's not how it works.
>>342203964
no one online says, "hey wow your voice is so manly"...
no one does that, you retard.
>>342188887
>There's no way to learn when to heal
lmao fucking mobashitters think they know about teamwork
>>342203763
there's no amount of denial on your part that will replace being able to call enemy positions in mic
>>342204639
Nice absolutism there.
They just compliment my voice, it isn't like o sugoi let me suck your dick oni-chan, it's pretty much "hey, you have a good voice" and it has happened both online and a few years ago in highschool.
>>342203964
>Play Rainbow Six Seige
People use mics
>Coordinate and get shit done
Don't use mics
>They don't use the fucking ping that marks things with a yellow marker
>Don't pick up armor that is clearly laid out for everyone
>They see someone get shot and walk out into the hallway to see who did it and get capped in the face
>Faggots barricade doors locking others out
It can be a real mess when people don't use mics. The weird thing is no one will be on until that one guy is one, then the whole team turns theirs on and starts talking.
>>342204762
he was obviously being sarcastic, literal fucking autism.
>>342204853
Yes, and that's what I'm responding you dumb slut.
He thinks you can do teamwork without communication because it works in his mobashits or some MMO garbage.
>>342204817
'absolutism', nerd, you don't know shit.
No one, even if you sound like tom fuckin' waits, goes and says, 'hey man you sound manly as fuck'. It's not about going, 'hey senpai', but just no one fucking does that.
And in 'highschool', listen here faggot, you literally said you had a "shit period in your life"... so what fucking middle school?
kiddie, don't talk about the actual world with grownups okay?
>>342204963
...well yes, you can. You have a wheel and pinging, contextually it should be pretty fucking obvious what the intention is.
You, yourself, are postulating that MMOs and MOBAs are simple and he's suggesting that it takes simple context to provide the necessary information to do what is needed. Which is true.
You're both saying it's simple, while also saying it's too complex for mobas. You're contradicting yourself and thus retarded.
>have a slightly deep voiceemphasis on the "slightly"
>server is filled with teenagers begging me to use my mic
>use mic
>"haha anon, are you an old man or something?"
>mfw i'm only 20
>>342204832
You serious nigger?
Now you've basically over done it, you could have baitposted properly but you really fucking porked it.
It use to be a talent to shitpost, oh well.
>>342205217
I fucked up my spoiler.
Feel free to make fun of me.
>>342205221
Wait what? Did I do something wrong here? Did I misread the situation?
what would you do if you had your mic on and the lobby was toxic as fuck and told you to say something would you mute,stay silent,leave or talk shit back
>>342205438
Woah woah, sorry mate.
It was for him
>>342204997
My actual reply to
>>342204832
Microphones are a odd game-changer, a lot of games have voice commands out there and if the player is good enough they don't need voice chat necessarilly, voice chat definitely has an effect on teamwork and cooperation, people online will especially work better if there is assertive team leader.
>>342184219
Yeah its legit.
Dont play team games without wanting to team play.
>>342205617
well if you meant to reply to him, reply to him faggot. Don't derail it, cause your balls are literally invisible to the naked eye.
>>342205617
>assertive team leader
so an actual man then.
>>342205751
>>342189648
They do even more.
>>342184931
>"Anon put on your mic."
>do it
>"Oh my god you sound like a hick. Are you from the south?"It's a light southern accent and no I can't help it.
>>342205851
Yeah.
>>342184219
This only bugs me in MMORPG.
Why the fuck should I need mic in an MMO? Its not a shooter, get fukt.
Everyone these days acts like they are so hardcore and wants to do voice like they're playing CS or some shit.
I don't use my mic much nowadays since I wouldn't want to wake up my girlfriend's kid.
>>342205820
What are you trying to say?
Plenty of normies are outright puss puss.
>>342205886
>People disliking southern accents
I find them quite cute, don't know how anyone can dislike country accents. If there is any accent which is worth dislike it's californian or canadian.
>>342205983
I'm not sure why you've got your panties in a twist.
>>342205991
i mean, speaking as someone who was main in 1.6; you have a fuckin' map that literally fucking tells you everything like; just don't be fucking retarded.
In 1.6, yeah teamwork was a think cause it was literally a fuckin' submarine 1945 radar.
>>342184219
>anon put on your mic
>omg its a grill
>>342184219
>>342184435
>needing a mic to play Battlefield
>>342206063
Well, true. Normies are indeed submissive faggots.
>i don't know why you have your panties in a twist.
Your 'meme' image was saying "are you serious" and i'm saying, "yes, yes i'm serious." How's that difficult? And I said that, to someone who's backpedaling so hard, he could outlap someone negatively in the olympics cause he's that fucking bad at sticking to any point. It's sport for me.
>>342206097
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>>342205886
As long as you don'y yell out yee haw or gitter done you're fine. For some reason I feel like southern accents make people sound nicer.Its hot on some girls too. I remember this one chick from that cosby show spinoff, fuck her accent made me hard.
>>342206097
this is literally the most cringe worthy shit ever. like it's current year. it's 2016. and there's still. still faggots going, OMG IS THAT A GIRL, cause they've never heard a girl's voice outside of their mom's. Holy shit, kill yourselves.
>>342206237
Backpedaling what, I'm confused as to why you're making long-winded arguments because I made the statement that people complimented my voice.
It is odd more then anything, you're taking a serious angle of one statement for no apparent reason, are you autistic? I'm not just saying that without reason.
>talks
>"dude who's this 12 year old"
Life is suffering.
>>342206097
Is it really that bad? I think I heard a grand total of one girl playing video games and she was like 12 and playing AC3 multiplayer.
>>342206440
>Play CS:GO
>Ranked
>Most of the players in my team are 10 year olds with mics
How can they even pay for the game.
>>342206403
>"i'm not autistic, you're autistic"
Cool. You responded to me, by saying you weren't responding to me, then responded with a meme picture that asked, "if i was serious", and I said, "yes", and you're taking that to heart, wherein I called you autistic? Which you respond, "are you autistic"?
... Yeah. This is (you).
>>342206397
Honestly hearing girls online is pretty much a red flag basically saying "Get ready to have the match quality shoot down to zero and have a bunch of people doing stupid shit in favour of her"
>>342206440
It doesn't bother me, as long as you aren't a meme-loving fuck it doesn't matter.
>>342206587
What?
>>342206590
Um, actually it's not, because you're ranked similarly to her. And if you think that everyone 'does everything in favor of her" than you're just as bad as any girl craving virgin on the internet. Why the fuck would you even care at all? Who the fuck cares about a girl playing on their fucking team?
>>342206708
>more memes
As expected.
>>342196376
>don't know anyone who is into that
Whew lad
That's why you stick to single player games and avoid the toxic cesspool of online multiplayer games.
>>342202732
BROWN COUNTRY XDDD MUSLIMS XDDD POO IN THE MLOOO XDDD
> Playing Payday it the early fucking morning cuz I work graveyard
> team with bunch of random Germans
> no clue what they are saying
> after a bit one goes "anon, you microphone?"
> me, "jah"
> him, " speak german?"
> me, "nien"
> the three crack up
I'll still get invites to play with them sometimes
>>342206859
>toxic
I see the league of legends, Riot Lyte, has already gotten to you. You realize that word absolutely means nothing right? You retard?
>>342206709
>Um, actually it's not, because you're ranked similarly to her.
There is some context missing here.
>And if you think that everyone 'does everything in favor of her" than you're just as bad as any girl craving virgin on the internet.
It happens a lot, an insult doesn't invalidate it. People are fucking thirsty online and a match does turn to shit when they join. I'm saying most of the time when the pop on the microphone it means no good, I don't care if they have a vagina, I just know they're a bad omen.
>>342206792
>Memes
No, I'm legitimately confused on what you are even arguing about. Are you on some advanced level of shitposting now?
>>342206859
True dat nigga. Everyone just get's triggered nowadays, like this>>342206967
>>342206967
>>342206091
>>342205135
>>342204639
spot the samefag
>>342206237
>>342206986
You're confused cause you're actually a teenager who has no idea what he's talking about, while thinking he does. "bad omen" = women playing video games. Read what you write, you fucking retard.
And make no mistake, everyone above the age of 22, KNOWS when you speak on your mic, that you're actually a fucking teenager, no matter how "manly" you think you are.
>>342207114
he's a little eccentric and not in the good way.
>>342207114
Probably cause it's the same guy posting you retard.
>>342207176
>Read what you write, you fucking retard.
This is some level of irony.
>You're confused cause you're actually a teenager who has no idea what he's talking about, while thinking he does.
Uh mate, I'm pretty sure that someone having difficulty understanding you because your statements lack any context does not equate to them being a teenager, you've managed to take another argument and use it for yourself.
You're either an autist or a very desperate troll.
>Call out on mic to help team
>HAHA ARE YOU GAY? ARE YOU A FUCKING GIRL??? HAHAHA FAGGOT
ok
>Teammate has a mic
>I can successfully coordinate and communicate with him replying only with voice commands
>>342207616
Okay, I'm directly quoting the post before, so you can understand what i'm talking about. Here it is, right here, you ready?
"I'm saying most of the time when the pop on the microphone it means no good, I don't care if they have a vagina, I just know they're a bad omen."
"they're" as in women. I'm taking their (your) statements at face value. They're literally the virgin concept of women just are an obscure or inherently bad thing to have on your team.
This is objectively autistic. If you can't understand this (and again, you keep saying, "well no, YOU'RE THE AUTISTIC ONE, while i can't understand anything you're saying), then just don't ever use a mic ever. Cause it's fucking annoying to hear some virgin dipshit on the mic, go "GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL" everytime some girl happens to play a game.
Just fucking kill yourself.
Here's an image that'll make you chub.
>>342207940
This is no problem, but unfortunately the mass of mutes don't reach this level of cooperation. I can appreciate people like you however because it shows you're a competent player.
>>342184592
>>342188887
>>342193013
>>342195916
>>342203763
>>342206193
stop playing multiplayer games children, no one wants to play with cancer like you. stick to your jrpgs please.
>>342208096
You do realize that in the post I said I don't care if they have a vagina. So I wouldn't be screaming girl. I explained that they'll usually bring a crowd of followers or drag down the gameplay to a bare minimum. You don't have to be a virgin to acknowledge other people are thirsty on the internet you dumb nigger.
It is why I avoid clans which have girls in them, I've had continous bad experiences with them especially in dayz communities where they are practically the cringiest shit ever, worse then transsexuals. Men are just usually more calm, less fucking emotional and more fun to banter and play with. Women can't handle that shit.
>talk in voice chat
>"LOL DUDE U SOUND GAY" in text from another player
>Yeah im sure you sound so manly dude
>"fuck off lol" from same guy
>come on boy, talk to me
>"lol no, fuck off u sound gay"
>Mhmm, at least I have the balls to talk on mic
>he finally talks on mic
>broken as fuck, pig english, russian accent
>entire team laughs at this russian subhuman mongrel
>we actually lose about 5 minutes laughing at this guy
>he leaves the game after a while
>>342208142
There is no rule that says I have to use a mic for online games. I don't feel comfortable using one.
>>342208482
So, again, you some how have to acknowledge women cause they're on a pedestal, because other men deem that so; you're just dancing around the concept that women = bad for games.
Yes, I acknowledge that men are thirsty, like you, but I don't give a shit, because who the fuck cares. I don't care about clans, I don't give a fuck about other men's opinions about women so much that it dictates my entire thought of how women should be represented in games.
There just another voice over comms. Other than that why the fuck would you care so much? Because your other male peers care?
How is this not autistic?
>>342208630
And why don't you 'feel comfortable' with using your voice?
>play dota 2 with "that friend"
>is a support
>he picks crystal maiden
>tells me to pick juggernaut or someone who can kill early
>i want to play AM
>I pick anti mage
>he keeps bitching for the first 5 minutes saying how we could have got an early kill
this is why i dont like calls
>>342208681
>Yes, I acknowledge that men are thirsty, like you
What?
I specifically just said I avoid women for the sake of being able to play games.
Either you're heavily misinterpreting me or you are just ass mad that I'd actually like to play games with a good group of blokes rather then a bunch of cunts who fawn over women, I'm really flabbergasted that you've managed to take this out of proportion so far.
I think you are just trying to bait me by being so fucking dumb.
>don't have a mic
>can't be bothered going out to buy one or figure out which is good
>live by myself so not having headphones isn't a problem
I'll never understand why people get so upset over that shit. Freaking out over people not having mikes makes you far more likely to lose then not having a mic does.
>>342209108
It matters, specifically on military simulators or any game involving shooting and teamwork, you can't type as you are being bombarded bruv. Besides spotting is fucking crucial, I've noticed especially in games like Wargame teamspeak is a must have, because you can't type to warn and their flares just don't get out the message, being able to communicate with another player is a must.
>>342208681
hes saying other people act differently when there is a girl and their actions bother him
its like the video game nerd equivalent of breaking the bros before hoes rule
>>342209023
No, i'm not misinterpreting anything; you're literally saying that women ruin communities and you can't function around women, because, and AGAIN I"M QUOTING YOU DIRECTLY, YOU FUCKING CHILD,
"Men are just usually more calm, less fucking emotional and more fun to banter and play with. Women can't handle that shit."
You're saying, that these communities can't handle women, because they're not calm, more emotional, can't banter, or play with. They can't handle it.
You're also saying, direct quote, "they'll usually bring a crowd of followers or drag down gameplay to a bare minimum"
These are your exact fucking words, you virgin dipshit. Actually fucking kill yourself. You care more about pussy than most people do on the internet, so much so, that it dictates your entire internet experience cause you have no idea how to interact in a social situation with women.
I'm not responding to you anymore, cause you're actually this fucking stupid.
"i don't care about vagina"
Yeah this is where you're completely fucking delusional. You care more about vagina than most people do on the internet in that it literally dictates any social interaction you have on the internet.
Kill yourself. This is you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVpcCpkF0Nk
>play Payday 2, Killing Floor, Vermintide, L4D or whatever co-op shooter
>with Europeans nobody cares about mics and just focuses on their own play
>with Burgers there's always loud mouthed autists who start going "MIC OR KICK HAHA"
>say like one word into my mic and be silent for the rest of the game
>proceed to carry their useless arses because these games are easy as hell, I don't know how people are so incompetent they manage to suck at them
>Use mic
>People usually compliment my voice
>Some people are insecure and try saying I sound gay
>Just want to play without people circle jerking over whether or not they like my voice
>>342209346
This is a simplified answer, but essentially yes women do change the atmosphere, I noticed how a community of mine basically changed from a banter-filled no bullshit sandbox to a orwellien moderateed shithole because a bunch of women and brown-nosers joined staff.
>>342209524
You've got some serious issues man.
>You're saying, that these communities can't handle women, because they're not calm, more emotional, can't banter, or play with. They can't handle it.
Yes, and? I'm not seeing the error here.
Why should the purposefully ruin their climate of fun and enjoyment so some shithead can attention seek? It doesn't have to even be a woman, it can be a trap or a transsexual or the kind of cunt who gets easily emotional over thingsYou
>Care more about pussy.
No, I care about high standards and the quality of the thing I'm playing for my enjoyment, rather then bother.
>That it dictates your entire internet experience cause you have no idea how to interact in a social situation with women.
I don't know what world you live in because that is the complete opposite of my world, I have women in my life to the point that I just want them out because they're dumb as fucking bricks.
>I'm not responding to you anymore, cause you're actually this fucking stupid.
Here you are trying to call me a virgin and say I care about things when you've went on a tirade against me for saying one thing. Speak of hypocrisy.
>>342210045
Mate don't bother. He's obviously one of those apologists who defend women at every point even when they are attention whoring.
The problem is that there are ALWAYS people who start acting differently when a girl is playing and girls abuse that. I've only met two females who didn't completely ruin the game I played and one of them was fucking deaf.
>>342210045
being a beta 101
>>342206097
>Girl joins voice chat
>Entire team/game is now either fawning all over her with a thirst that would put dirty dying brown children to shame, or people shit talking her purely because she's a girl
>Call them out for being thirsty betas/overaggressive dicks over a girl on the internet
>They all turn against me
Being a girl online must be suffering. I have a friend who almost never talks outside of party chat/skype, and when she does she almost always gets added by complete strangers.
Or even worse, the people who are too beta to even try adding her just send her a message "Good game :)" but of course they don't send the message to me. She even ended up changing her name to a gender neutral one to avoid having betas add her
>>342210381
Mate, I'm the dom in a gay relationship, stop deluding yourself.
>>342210379
I'm aware, I should have took the red flag notice when he said
>I don't give a fuck about other men's opinions about women so much that it dictates my entire thought of how women should be represented in games.
Because it basically screamed out he was offended at me criticizing girls. Anyhow, I'm sure it is a universal feeling and should not be surprised whatsoever. Go to DayZRP and see some of the reports there. People legitimately fucking get banned over saying the most fucking mundane shit.
>>342210508
Most of the people being aggressive dicks usually have a justification. A good way to say is that men are usually the 4chan of sexual relations and women are pretty much a moderated forum.
>>342205886
Southern and irish accents are so easy to immitate.
>>342210742
what i'm not understanding personally is how this is the woman's fault?
If the problem is men can't control themselves, isn't the problem the men and not the woman?
I just don't understand why you're attacking them versus the more obvious problem.
>>342210742
>Most of the people being aggressive dicks usually have a justification
Actually the majority of the time they don't. I've literally seen people just start shit talking the instant they hear a female voice.
There's a difference between calling out some attention whore GURL GAMER and just being an aggressive dick to every single female online
>>342211017
internet people are aggressive dicks to everybody you retard. you are treating normal internet folk differently because there is a girl involved
>>342211094
no no, remember he doesn't care about vagina. he said it over and over again, and he is in fact a gay man in a dom relationship, therefore he couldn't possibly think less/more of women ever.
>>342208096
>Cause it's fucking annoying to hear some virgin dipshit on the mic, go "GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL" everytime some girl happens to play a game.
isnt that what the other guy is complaining about
>>342186121
>Read this post
>Suddenly start breathing manually
Fuck you.
Hey, I can type fast.
>>342211182
Well if it is, than you know what you say to that?
"hey man, it's just a girl. You don't have to go fucking crazy over it for no reason".
And you move on. It's not that big of a fucking deal.
>>342188887
>This fag never played PR
>>342211235
I can type while mostly not looking at my keyboard. It's kind of cool.
>>342184592
this is so satisfying when your team is in perfect synch without uttering a single word
>>342210939
You've managed to gloss over the men who are critical towards the woman and the fawners.
>>342211017
Everyone has been treated by dick when they come onlinePun intendedThe dfiference being men just get on with their day because it doesn't mean shit to them most of the time or they rage like a cunt and deal with themselves. Women need to be vetted like men do, and if they can't pass that test online no wonder they got fawned on by men.
If you want to be a young, innocent and fertile woman go outside and find a partner if you've get a classic man to submit towards.
If you want to be in male environments you've got to grow a metaphorical dick. So unless the woman drops her all innocent attitude and accepts the banter the criticial mood is justified.
>>342211175
I can here your anus puckering from all the way over here, and my ability is enhanced by being gay, mabye your should apply some cream on that asshurt?
>>342208142
At least I can play a jrpg 6 years later and the game is the same with no awful post content updates that ruin the game
>just turned 23
>still sound 13
>>342211265
>"Whoa, white knight alert. You really think she's going to suck your dick through the internet?"
>>342211427
"you've managed to gloss over the men who are critical towards woman and the fawners"
...right? cause they're not the problem? The fawners are?
What the fuck? Why would I address something that isn't an issue?
>>342211460
It's probably because you fapped too much and ejacualated away all of your testosterone when you needed it in puberty.
>>342211468
kek
Thanks /v/
>>342211512
Fair enough, read the top part of my post.
>play with group of online friends for years
>they always told me I have a deep voice and theorized I must be a giant or something
>mfw going to a meetup and actually being a scrawny manlet compared to everyone else
>>342211571
That's the top of your post. It's the very first thing in that fucking post.
>>342211094
>Join chat
>Talk and give call outs in the game
>No one bats an eye
>Girl does the same
>Everyone loses their fucking mind and call her a fake gamer cunt
>THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL
>>342211427
There's a huge difference between banter and being singled out and harassed because you don't have a dick.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with banter, telling someone they fucked up in the game, ect. There's a problem with hearing a female voice and immediately spouting off that they're a cunt who should just quit, and proceed to have their profile stalked
>>342211512
>>342211610
And again, if the fawners are the problem, than why are you pointing at woman and saying, "hey they're the one corrupting communities", when it's the fawners that are the problem?
>>342211610
Oops, I mean the second reply.
>>342211658
I have a furry avatar, if I were to post my profile on /v/ they'd take a huge shit on me, beyond that I'm basically treated like anyone else because I don't have this weird fucking victimhood or mentality where people should tolerate me. I equally bully other furfaggots if they're obnoxious but if I find a dude who has avatar and just acts like anyone else I don't give a shit.
You've really just got to grow a fucking dick, people on youtube get stalked for being famous, your IP gets traced, etcetra. The very first thing which you should shed upon coming to places like 4chan or mostly male communtiy is that banter will be had. You lose that sensitivtiy because it just creates problem. I've noticed drama only stems from people taking themselves seriously, if everyone is able to criticize themselves you get a decent communtiy of fun loving cunts.
>>342212276
>you're a furry faggot, that can't handle basic conversations with women and project this insane narrow view of woman that can't handle banter and are overly emotional on 50% of the human race.
>>342212276
>Is autistic
>Has a furry avatar
Every time.
>>342212276
>comparing being shat all over for being a delusional furfag to being treated like shit just for being a female
Well at least you being a social autist makes sense now.
>>342212445
Boo fucking hoo, mate.
I think it's funny that a homosexual furry is having a easier time just basically saying "Stop being a soft cunt" while you've got some person who is literally /pol/-tier screaming about women being generalized.
>>342206302
>not shouting yeehaw every time you get a kill
>>342197081
Oh... oh my
>get on mic
>have deep voice, barry white + paul robeson deep
>everyone flips out laughing and/or calls me a nigger, even though im a spic
Nope, fuck that.
>>342212864
>>342212828
I'm not sure how you people equate acknowledging women are fawned on by men as social autism.
This shit is widely known and somehow on /v/ it's considered social autism to be aware of women shitting up male hobbies. I'd imagine you are the kind of people who'd avoid an opinion because it's socially unacceptable or you'd be contra--
Oh wait, I'm on /v/
Home of the contrarian
>>342187696
>Sheep the moon
Does dungeon trash even need management anymore?
>>342213203
What's autism is that you blame the women instead of realizing it's dudes being unnecessarily aggressive for literally no reason
>MUH MALE HOBBY, FUCK OFF FEMALES
You have autism if you think this is a normal and completely acceptable response to just hearing a female in game
Though I don't know why I'm bothering. I'm arguing with a mentally ill guy who wants to fuck men dressed up like animals
>>342213686
>What's autism is that you blame the women instead of realizing it's dudes being unnecessarily aggressive for literally no reason
>Aggressive for no reason
You are on the fucking internet of all things where you've got channel after channel of people being assholes for fun (Which can be legitimately amusing) and you think a moral argument even fucking matters?
>You have autism if you think this is a normal and completely acceptable response to just hearing a female in game
You know that is not what I've said and you are intentionally creating a "I am silly" caricture for your own benefit.
>I'm arguing with a mentally ill guy who wants to fuck men dressed up like animals
Now I understand why other boards dislike /pol/'s acceleration of things.
>>342213126
Do you talk black? Eg. Pronounce "girl" as "gurl".
>>342214106
>You are on the fucking internet of all things where you've got channel after channel of people being assholes for fun (Which can be legitimately amusing) and you think a moral argument even fucking matters?
>SOME PEOPLE ARE MEAN ONLINE ALL THE TIME SO THIS JUSTIFIES WOMEN GETTING SHAT ON FOR BEING BORN AS WOMEN, SEE I'M RIGHT
Again, you get turned on by people in animal suits, or porn of animals drawn as human. You're L I T E R A L L Y mentally ill, and as such your argument is invalid.
>>342214268
I don't care if people are mean to me, if I gave a shit I'd be all emotional because you are calling me a mental retard for having a fetish.
You don't need justification, I can be an ass to woman or men however I like it as much as you can berate me for being a degenerate. I don't think you understand. I don't give a shit about bullying, the reason why I brang up furry shit is to put a point across that just because you are something doesn't grant you a victimhood.
You are really fucking dumb.
