>That guy who doesn't play to win, just plays to make every game as miserable as possible for the opponent
>>342146279
That's Olaf in one go, kill the enemy through boredom and supply attrition.
>>342146605
>It's an Olaf/Drake Tag Power episode
>>342146279
Fuck those people.
They are the kind of person who plays card games with decks built to stall out till game time.
Literally cancer
>>342146279
That's me, most of the time. I'm an assclown who derives significantly more pleasure for making someone in the other team pissed off, than winning a match. I almost get hard from succeeding with it AND winning.
>>342146798
Devs always cater to them though, every fighting game has at least one zoning, timer scamming anti-fun fuckshit character. Even if they're not particularly hard to beat, they're always a grind.
![logh-6b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f0EaifZ.jpg "logh-6b[1].jpg")
>>342146753
If supplies weren't so easy to replenish it would be quite a viable power to immobilize direct attack units.
>>342146279
I love it.
And what are you going to do about it?
Even if you win, I've already made your life hell.
>>342146798
>Card games with decks built to stall out
>Deck is focused around shutting down entire rows and making the opponent unable to do anything with their now useless cards for their entire turn before they get sent to the graveIt's easy to break a man's heart. First, give it "Hope", then obliterate it.
>>342147506
I don't know what this card game is, but that design is tickling my /m/.
>>342146924
Git gud
>>342147663
Vanguard, and if it's tickling it in a good way, I say look up the artwork for the clans Dimensional Police, Nova Grappler, Link Joker and maybe Tachikaze, there might be some more art there you'd like.
>>342146279
I want to be that guy
>>342146279
Those guys can help you win if it's a time based game and attrition is key.
What games let me be that guy I love doing that
>>342148561
>>342146279
>People who play tanks in PvP
>>342147506
Was talking about magic desu senpai.
Last time i played an fnm i played against a neck beard who stalled the game out using pearl lakes and counter spells.
Like seriously fuck off it's a casual tourney.
>>342149169
That sounds like hell.
And when you said card game, Lock from VG was just the first thing that popped into mind, I probably could have also said Exodia decks or Final Countdown from YGO as well.
Do tell though, did his deck even do anything or was it just designed to be annoying as possible? I know being a huge cunt is part of picking Blue.
>>342149408
It was built around drawing and countering until he could play pearl Lake and bouncing it if your tried to kill it.
Also there was an artifact in print that could exile all non land permanents. He ran a play set of those.
Fucking annoying
>>342149843
>Exile all non land permanents
>Against blue
Holy fucking shit I am so sorry you had to actually go through that nightmare.
>>342150050
It's ok man.
The worst part was his laugh made me want to beat him.
Why do fat people always have the most annoyingly mocking laughs?
>>342146279
I am that guy.
>>342149169
>losing to a kitchen table blue deck
delete your deck you worthless player
>That guy that intentionally plays at lower leveled games to win at the beginning but lose on purpose at the end
>>342150576
Standard is literally kitchen table vs netdeck everywhere you go.
Prove me wrong
Protip:i have two untapped blue mana
>>342146279
>>342151241
>not being able to play around an opponent's counterspell
It's not my fault you're retarded, anon.
>I've got you in my sights.
>Ice wall, coming up!
>>342151632
Not even the same guy that lost at the fnm but great argument.
Still haven't made a valid point.
Standard is literally retards who buy a deck that some mlg pro fag used vs fags who play casually (and usually mono green)
>>342151961
>how dare that skilled driver bring a tried and true regular car to this race! He should get some originality and just make his own car that's better than real cars!
>>342152492
>car analogy
>false equivalence
>>342152492
>skilled player
>has to buy a deck off a website to win
Seriously they only fuck themselves. Spend 5 hundred dollars for a deck that losses it's value in a few months.
Skilled players are the ones who actually make these decks.
Sorry you can't put two and two together unless someone shows you how.
>>342153035
>implying skilled players don't already get the good cards from a set by the prerelease
>he thinks netdecking is copying a tournament deck one to one
>he thinks decks don't take skill to use
If I handed you stoneblade I could beat you 9 times out of 10 with my kitchen table simic deck, kiddo.
>>342151072
Came here to post this, my holy warrior brother
>mfw they think they can outcancer vs the allahu akbar
>>342146279
What game is that?
>>342153429
Format?
>>342146279
>Camouflage+pathfinding traits in Empire Earth
>Game maxes out before airplanes
>Grab a bunch of sharpshooters and put them in the woods along with some citizens
>3 hours later, opponent disconnects out of frustration
This is what it feels like to be the Viet Cong after the US abandoned South Vietnam.
>>342146279
>That guy is me
>No new advance wars to pass around the DS
>no more hearing my friends audible groan after I end my turn and pass them the game.
>>342153618
Advance Wars
Once I realize I am losing I make it a miserable experience for everyone.
>>342148660
>not this guyat least before 6.85 ;-;
>>342146279
>Those people who mained just the riot shield in CS1.6
You know who you are.
>>342154824
>kettling faggots with 3 or 4 riotbros
It was even more fun in MW2
>>342153035
ah. you're one of those.
Literally any game featuring a Sniper rifle
>Burnt out as fuck on Civ V
>Friends keep making me play
>Spend my entire game building an army to absolutely decimate one friend's Civ then alt tab and shitpost on 4chan, mashing space when it's my turn
You think they'd have caught on by now, but no
>>342155879
You're an asshole Mike
>>342156390
>Mike
no. There's also a LOT of quadruple-crossing on my end, it's a way to entertain myself.
>>342147506
>>342147663
I thought it was Force of Will but there are so many anime TCG that I'll wait until it's clear which one will surviveMy bet is on FoW though
>>342153035
>>342151961
You just described every TCG ever.
Also:
>Deckbuilding is the only skill in TCGs
Control decks are annoying, yes. But that's the point. It has a different plan to win than other decks.
I like modern and the current standard, my favourite format is draft
>>342154556
>>342151285
>>342151072
Seriously, fuck this guy.
>>342156953
Draft is one of the best formats because it's kinda like a surprise bag.
You never know what you'll get or go against.
Can't wait for conspiracy
