I wonder what's inside
loneliness and depression
escape
>>342143590
Overpriced weeb shit or overpriced old shit.
I wonder too
>>342143590
Its a PS2 game no one's heard of
You should know, you ordered it.
>>342143590
A dildo, a video game a figurine. doesn't matter. You will spend 45 mins opening it anyway.
Weeb garbage.
That's what it always is.
>>342143590
26 years of cum
pls open it and take your time
Do not make it instantaneous. Part of the fun is the anticipation
>>342143590
Something boring probably
just play the game already
Good points for a Nintendo game.
shit points for an anime game or Sony title.
Top points for vidya related book
>>342143590
Most likely not dildos. Which makes this thread pure cancer
When was the last time one thread like this one actually had dragon dildos or any sort of dildo?
/v/ is not what it used to be
>>342144268
I think you're on to something
>>342144459
>His hand is white
Not stolen package confirmed
>>342144459
it's a book
>>342144131
Like most of these threads it will be one phot of the package, One photo of the top of the package open, one photo of the open top of the package, One photo of the package when it is empty to show he took the stuff out. One photo of the contents of the package but mostly obscured.
Finally the package is shown and it is nothing special or worth anyone's time.
In that order.
>>342144459
>His hand is white
Little dick confirmed
>>342143590
A paper back novel. Probably Roadside Picnic.
>>342144459
Cut your fucking nails
>>342144459
Cut your nails.
>>342143590
Plastic.
>>342144616
Post little dicks
>>342144459
Disgusting.
It better be a dildo
dragon dildo
>>342144459
Holy shit do you know what nail clippers are or are you just a tranny faggot?
>>342144459
>WHITE HAND
>>342144519
*tips fedora*
Fuck off back to >>>/pol/ racist!!
>>342144964
You can do better than that
>>342144616
HAHAHA LOL ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS TRUE LOLOLOLOLO!!
>>342144964
Nignog detected
>>342144883
>>342144667
>>342144672
My nails aren't long
The light must've made it looked like that in the photo
>>342144459
Summer lesson
POST THE FUCKING PACKAGE YOU FUCKING ASS HAT
>>342145132
Post your little dick white boi
>>342144964
SRS detected
>>>/plebbit/
>>342144883
>>342144672
>>342144667
>they dont like long nails
Nigga please, I cant handle fucking stumps. How do you even scratch your head with those stumps
>>342145276
He ain't going to post the package and if he does it will be in like 40 mins after a bunch of pointless shots of fucking nothing.
>>342144519
>>342144616
>>342144906
>>342145093
And this is why I like /v/
Time to piss people off
>>342145773
by having long finger nails?
>>342145773
>Buying anime fighters
>>342145773
Why was there just a piece of paper in that package?
>>342145773
>ps4
don't care.
>>342145773
Loose some weight.
>>342145773
But first, go cut your finger nails.
>>342145773
Everyone go home. It's guilty Gear Xrd,
>>342145773
Dat some Guilty Gear Xrd?
>>342145773
Yo fattie, it's time to run and not sit on your ass all day playing weeb games.
Is mighty number 9 on PS4?
>>342145773
Grand kingdom. Enjoy your mobage
westcucks are this mad because they only habe shitty games
>>342145773
Aw, darn. I was hoping it would be a game.
>>342146154
OP here
its not an anime game you fucking weeaboo
Its GG xrd Revelator.
now fuck off
>>342145773
Doom or some weeb game
either way you're a fag. an edgy one or a massive weeb fag with trapnails
>>342145773
Grand Kingdom
>>342146254
i checked every image of every ps4 game released to date.
Only one has a orange top like that.
That is Guilty Gear or doom.
Reguardless nobody cares now because it was narrowed down and you were being a faggot by doing the 4 hour long opening thread in the first place,
>>342146084
yes
>>342144964
Implying that I am not a self-haiting black guy
That's racist back to >>>r/the_Donald
>>342145773
>ps4
Literally delete this I can't stand anyone who enjoys or gets something that isn't made by Nintendo!
Why is it that in every one of these threads, the fag with the package apparently never clips his finger nails? What is it about package threads and being unhygienic?
>>342146497
you'd be surprised
HURRY THE FUCK UP.
IT DOESN'T TAKE 30 MINUTES TO OPEN A BAG
>>342143590
who cares
>>342146741
Go be a girl somewhere else.
>>342144964
it's this easy to spot a niggly nog
>Derek will never deliver you a package
>>342146665
No. No I wouldn't.
These threads are always the same.
>>342145773
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO PULL A GAME OUT OF A PACKAGE FUCK
>>342145773
So you bought a movie?
>>342146497
>every
>>342146796
(op secretly defending himself)
I see you faggot
Alright time for the question of the daywhat am i in for?
Ill be damned, how about that?
>>342147080
Zombie-parkour-melee-memefest.
>>342145909
>frog posting console war underage faggot
go back
>>342147080
zombie
>>342147080
FUCK
>>342147080
Really? All that for that? And on console as well. Disgusting
>>342147080
A shitty game. Have fun
>>342147080
A pretty fun game, especially with friends.
>>342147080
it ok
>>342147036
You couldn't possibly see me.
>it's never dragon dildos anymore
>>342147080
a fun time
>>342147080
Trash. It took you that long to unbox trash.
>>342147278
Go to /k/.
Everything is Dragon Dildos on /k/
>>342147278
IT WAS ME DIO!
ALL ALONG
>>342147080
>not even an exclusive title
Absolutely retarded. Have fun, tho.
>>342147080
Shit until you get the grappling hook and at least mid way through the power and speed trees for the stamina upgrades.
>>342145773
Jesus christ I can see your fat pouring out from your hands, lose some fucking weight fatty.