I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>342105218
TO SEE
>>342105218
Good for them, I was expecting a 30 - 40 range
POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU BACKED MIGHTY NO9
>>342105284
IF I STEEL BLEED
>>342105449
>>342105506
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
>>342105449
I blame 3d graphics
never played a megaman game. explain why this game is so bad?
I've read from lower reviewers that the game doesn't really have any frame rate issues - except on PS4. Take it with a grain of salt.
>>342105975
I have no idea but at this point everyone is treating it like the devil so I'm interested to play it and see what the fuck the big deal is.
>>342105673
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL
>>342105975
It fails on the most basic aspect of Mega Man games: platforming.
>>342105726
Why are you so happy?
>>342106249
She's autistic
>>342105975
After 3 years and a few million dollars, there's no excuse for it to look and play this poorly.
>>342105758
There is absolutely 0 reason they couldn't make a game that looked exactly like this in a $4m budget. Fuck.
>>342105975
it's not bad
it's just painfully bland
>>342105449
why the fuck didn't i back shantae instead
>>342106493
Because Shantae sucks
>>342105975
Works better for the "see what happens when you use kickstarter" and "megaman is truly truly dead!" narrativeYes, I'm joking, I know the game is ACTUALLY shit.
>>342105218
post yfw you didn't back this shit
>>342106919
Cheer up Trent. Johnny sang it better than you ever could.
>>342107006
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>>342105449
I backed the game and this is exactly what I expected. I regret nothing.
I also backed Bloodstained, Yooka-Laylee, Shantae, Starr Mazer, Cosmic Star Heroine, Strength of the Sword Ultimate, Nelo, and Power Drive 2000. Only MN9 looks to be disappointing. You win some, you lose some.
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>>342107203
>I backed the game and this is exactly what I expected
>MN9 looks to be disappointing
Then why the fuck did you back it
>>342105218
Are people actually surprised by this? It was terrible from start to finish. Have you people been under a rock for the past year on how bad it was or were you people in denial the whole time? It's so jarring that people saw liquid shit since development and was surprised that it was treated as such,
>>342107781
Because it didn't look like this during the kickstarter fucking obviously.
>>342107006
>>342107891
But even in the beginning I was doubting this and I was right.
>>342107006
>>342107891
You're right, it was way worse. Were you not there for all those Mighty Number 9 threads?
>>342108019
>You are either right or wrong
>I was right!
Duh.
>>342105758
Different graphics won't change the shit level design and cringe tier voice acting.
>>342105449
The only thing that game got out of me is porn
>>342106163
THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE
>>342106382
They should've hired the people that made Trine. Those guys managed to produce the most beautiful 2.5D game in the history of video games and they did it with a fraction of the money. MN9 literally could've looked like that concept art picture if faggot Inafune wasn't too proud to hire outside talent.Probably would still be a shit game, though.
>>342108423
TO SEE IF I STILL BLEED
>>342108423
YOU CAN HAVE IT AAAAAAALLLLL.
>>342105726
Why are you so smug you retard?
>>342108681
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>>342107754
>red twintail girl was a guy all along
My desire to watch this is gone.
>>342105449
>>342107203
>You win some, you lose some.
This is exactly how it is, but don't waste your breath though you're talking to manchildren
>>342108761
>>342108681
>>342108554
>>342108423
>>342106163
>>342105673
>>342105506
>>342105284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di2aJPxosQE
>>342108781
tfw no more F40PH Fridays
>>342108021
I really very very much would like a chance todatethis woman
>>342108146
Well at least Inafune will never be trusted again
>>342108373
what female cherecter is there to porn?
>>342108878
you want the live version with the fox that's getting reconstructed in the background
>>342109014
>woman
Mighty No. 9?
More likeMighty No. 2provided from yours truly, the "creator" of Megaman himself.
PS: He appreciates all the money given, he made sure not to make use of it while actually developing the game.
HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH
>>342109114
I wouldn't even care dudester
>have her cock in my mouth, look up and see that beaming smile
it would be a good life desu
Why do you hate women so much, /v/? Why are you hellbent on destroying developers?
>>342105449
>>342105527
Constipation is one hell of a drug.
Inafune is a hack fraud conman who embezzled all the money.
Mega man games are unplayable poorly designed shit and have always been. It's no surprise this outdated nostalgia garbage gets low scores today because it deserves it.
>>342109446
>Hellbent on destroying developers
The only thing destroyed here were the wallets of the poor deluded people who bothered giving a crap about this game, expecting Inafune to give a shit about making something decent for once.
Of course there will be those that will be under the "I'm fine" placebo effect in order not to realize they've spent money on backing something that got a friggin' 6.
>>342105218
you guys are overreacting
it's a GOOD game
>>342107006
>>342107006
>>342107006
>>342107006
I have yet to support and cuckstarter anything and I never will.
>>342107006
>not knowing Inafune was complete shit
>not realizing the true talent that left Capcom was Kamiya
Inafune is just a by the numbers business man.
>>342105527
>why can't I bridge properly?
I can't wait for ReCore to bomb as well.
>>342107031
This is what Johnny fags actually believe
>>342108146
How many of those goals have been stripped out?
Why did the game turn out to look so cheap? It had a pretty huge budget for a kickstarter game didn't it?
>>342105284
>>342105506
>>342105673
>>342106163
>>342108423
>>342108554
>>342108681
>>342108761I liked the trailer for Prototype 2 that used this song
>>342105449
I will admit I backed it on the last day for $25, however it's worth noting that during the Dina fiasco I requested a refund, was not only refused but I NEVER received any other update emails and was essentially blacklisted. Just as well and good riddance.
3ds/vita port when?
>>342105449
>>342111695
Should have contacted Kickstarter directly.
>tfw only backed LindyBeige's graphic novel and LWA2
Come at me lads. Backing vidya is retarded.
>>342105449
>>342111829
>LindyBeige's graphic novel
I wish my budget wasn't tight as fuck right now. Would totally have backed that.
>>342111654
https://youtu.be/e9lBf3N63a4
>>342111829
>I'm gona fuck that Koko ass
What did she mean by this?
>>342105218
Did a single person on this board even back this "game"?
I want proof.
>>342107006
>>342105449
>>342106872
The sad thing is, this is the first time I've been burned by a kickstarter, every other kickstarter I've backed delivered quality products, but now everyone will only remember MN9 and le 3.3 million face because it's easier to laugh at mistakes than to congratulate successes.
>>342105449
I have doubts about the game, but in the end I didn't participate in the kickstarter (only have money to shenmue, bloodstained and some other games), at some point I regret that decision but in the end it was a good decision, now I feel bad because I had some expectations of the game.
>donating to Mambo No. 5.6 AFTER Kamiya warned you, not to mention that Dina fiasco
>>342107006
>>342106493
I backed both, at least Shantae is looking alright.
>>342111268
>le contrarian face man
Is this how Armikrog backers felt when the game turned out to be shit?
>>342107006
>they still haven't send out backer keys
This has to be the worst handled Kickstarter I've ever seen, fucking backers will get the game after the release date.
>>342107006
>>342105218
WAKE ME UP
>>342105758
>>342106382
There's no reason why the main game looks like shit
You could have GOOD graphics for 500k
>>342108146
>tight budget
>when Kirby 64 fucking did this with three Subway coupons for a budget
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>>342105218
Did the fanboys already start the damage control? I want to laugh
>>342113805
>Kirby 64 was made in 2000
>when technology was cheaper
>when teams were smaller
>when money had more value
Yeah no shit.
>>342107006
>>342108208
Keep damage controlling
Anyone with a functioning brain would have known that this was going to be a mediocre game
>>342107006
>all the losers spamming threads everyday begging for donations
eat shit and enjoy it
>>342113917
I don't think there's any left.
>>342107203
>people are already witch hunting backers
>will probably make videos shaming the names that appear in the credits
we did it reddit
>>342113626
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>342107006
>>342112225
nice
>>342105218
>tfw once again you were able to see beyond and knew it was going to be shit and dodged the bullet
>>342105218
>>342111654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6xDusyMA1c
>Metacritic/Reviews are only important when they fit my argument
>>342105449
>>342105506
>>342108554
IT'S FEEL
FEEL
Post YFW you backed MN9AND Hiveswap AND Broken Age Adventure game
>>342105218
>published by Deep Silver
No wonder the marketing was so shit.
>>342106763
Kill you're self
M-maybe someone will mod it back to being decent.
But seriously, why would they use this bland UI when the one in the mockup looked so fine?
>>342106493
Shantae is a mediocre title that's only meme popular because its entirely about boobs.
>>342109291
DARKNESS
>>342115017
You should relinquish control of your finances to an adult
>>342107006
>>342107006
>>342105449
>>342115017
I backed Shovel Knight, MN9, Shantae and Yooka Laylee.
Shovel Knight was great, Shantae and Yooka Laylee are turning alright, I'm ok with this, though I don't plan on backing anything else, I was going to back Bloodstained, but then I saw it had the same people from MN9 behind the campaign so I gave up.
>>342108853
>You win some, you lose some.
Gee goy, I have the perfect game for you, just send me $1000 .
>>342105449
A friend talked me down from it. I said I love Megaman games but he told me Keiji Inafune was a fucking con-man and that if the game was any good he'd just buy me a copy
How do I repay him /v/
How can I ever repay him?
Post your face when you didn't back MN9 and what game you DID back.
Arma 3
>>342115717
Suck his dick.
>>342115792
but dats gay
>>342107006
>>342115791
Arma 3 wasn't crowdfunding dumbass.
I'm glad I was stubborn enough not to back it just because I thought the main character design looked like shit
>>342115791
Pale Blue
>>342115835
You owe him though, that's the least you could do.
>>342115791
Bloodstained
>>342115791
>>342115967
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAL07Pbqx3c
>>342115791
Yooka Laylee
>>342105218
>>342105449
>>342107006
Lest we forget:
https://foolz.fireden.net/v/thread/207743203
>>342107006
Why you dont simply play Gunvolt instead of this shit?
>>342107006
>>342116097
It looks pretty good though.
>>342115865
Buying a game in alpha is backing the devs to have money to cover current costs in order for them to survive until the game comes out and they make money on it.
>>342107006
>>342116317
Why not just buy Dark Witch instead? Gunvolt was a shitty PC port and the 3DS version was kiddified.
>>342105218
I think Johnny Cash singing that song is among the saddest things I've ever heard.
are you crying like an anime fan on prom night?
>>342116368
>It looks pretty good though
KEK
There are indie shovelware games with better graphics, better gameplay, and more content. They were made on fucking piggy bank budgets. Vanillaware worked magic and made Dragon's Crown with 1 million. Where did the 4 million dollars go? Is there no accountability with this?
>>342115791
Star Citizen.
Fucking heard Johnny Cash singing in my head while I read this.
>>342115717
suck his dick but make him wear a condom so it won't bee gay
Why is it called mighty instead of megaman?
>>342116525
>muh sprites
On a related note, why do I see people trying so hard to turn Bloodstained into the next TORtanic but not Yooka-Lazylee? Is it 2D fags or N64 fags?
>>342113626
BEFORE YOU GO-GO
IF I COULD START AGAIN
>>342116567
GG NO RE
Don't care.
Where's the download?
5.5/10 http://www.psu.com/review/30387/Mighty-No-9-PS4-Review/?page=2
6/10 http://www.pushsquare.com/reviews/ps4/mighty_no_9
5.6/10 http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/06/20/mighty-no-9-review
6.5/10 https://www.destructoid.com/review-mighty-no-9-366318.phtml
5/10 http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/mighty-no-9-review/1900-6416453/
55/100 http://www.xboxachievements.com/game/mighty-no-9-xbox-one/review/
How will con-man ever recover?
>>342105218
Torrent when? I'm morbidly curious about how shitty it really is.
>>342116679
>Yooka-Lazylee
That was a typo, just to be clear.
>>342107006
>>342114881
Yes, because I am, of course, right.
If other people agree with me then I commend them for also being right.
If they do not agree with me then I scorn them for being wrong.
All is as it should be.
Is he truly a con man or just incompetent?
>>342115235
>I've never played any of the games so it's mediocre.
>>342116864
>Suddenly cares about reviews
>Suddenly citing IGN and Destructroid as credible critics after shitting on them for years.
Nice.
>hype up fans of a dead franchise
>ask them for money
>fuck up your game and any prospect of ever working on anything other than shovelware or mobile crap
Gee, I wonder how Psychonauts 2 is getting along
>Backing any Kickstarter or funding campaign
>ever
I've been tempted to back Kingdom Come: Deliverance, and even though it seems like it's coming along nicely it hasn't clouded the fact that it could end up being shit
>Game gets okay reviews
>/v/: lol lol lol lol it sucks, everyone who backed it should feel bad *smug face*
Never change /v/
>>342117213
>I wonder how Psychonauts 2 is getting along
If I have to guess I'd say it's going terribly, just like Broken Age.
>>342117158
>/v/ is one person
Kys.
>>342116067
Who is this fluid druid?
>>342105218
What the fuck is it with longtime Japanese developers and being conmen?
This garbage and MGS5 have convinced me that anyone who thinks Japanese game developers are inherently superior to Western ones are full of shit.
>>342117213
There is like a 2% chance Tim Schafer does not fuck it up.
>>342117213
Has there even been anything regarding psychonauts 2? Like anything related to it just died after the funding.
>>342117376
Name is in the fucking filename you stupid weeb.
>>342107203
Do you have any self control?
>>342117376
Dumb animeposter.
>>342105449
What if Capcom is looking at the failure of Mighty No. 9 and is realising there is a huge gap in the market for a new Mega Man game? There could be Mega Man 11 in the works right now thanks to Inafune proving there's a market for these types of games.
>>342117412
>Implying he didn't already fuck up
>Gave 30k of his game budget to She who must not be named.
I'll trust Inafune before I ever trust Tim Schafer's fat ass.
>>342105449
I was so hyped for this game too. I'll never trust another kickstarter game again....Yooka-Laylee is gonna be good? Right guys?
>>342115791
Bloodstained and Indivisible.
>mfw liru project, a game that was made by one guy, was in development hell, and probably had a nonexistent budget, STILL managed to not only come out before MN9 but also has better animations and voice acting despite only being 20 minutes long
How do you fuck up so bad?
>>342117614
Do you think it would sell after this fiasco?
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>342117470
Not that I've seen.
They probably want to avoid another hipster lumberjack scenario when a placeholder engine test character was put forward as being representative of the final game, even though he did get in later because people liked the design.
>>342117213
The problem was:
>hype up fans of the franchise
>ask them for money
>make a game for kids, and not the fans that backed it up
>>342107006
>>342117614
People will never buy another Mega Man game after MN9.
>>342107006
>never actually backed it
>still fell prey to the hype
>>342117386
Inafune is a huge westaboo who thinks Japanese games are garbage
> All these anons getting the lyrics to "Hurt" wrong
m8...
>>342105449
>>342117658
Of course anon! I mean listen to the sweet osts so far. It will be grand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=261T9OtbjeM
>>342107006
Shame on you anon, if they had more money it would've been perfect.
>>342117586
>Touhou
>anime
>>342110229
He's really gonna be looking at the numbers now lol
>>342109665
>Valdis Story had that small a budget
It must be a miracle because that game was amazing
>>342118024
God I am so fucking ready for this game.
Last 3D platformer I was this excited for was Super Mario Galaxy.
![CKPbSZqUwAACzo3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/M4TnOYc.png "CKPbSZqUwAACzo3[1].png")
Torrent where
Torrent where
Torrent where
Torrent where
Torrent where
Torrent where
>>342118024
I want to believe anon...I want to believe. Also, holy fuck, this reminds me of how an alternate Destiny Islands battle theme would sound. 10/10
>>342117862
Well, at this point he doesn't seem to be wrong.
With my next trick, I'm gonna make 4 million dollars via Anime Fans disappear into obscurity.
>tfw didn't back Mighty No. 9 because I knew that no matter how good a kickstarter looks, the game still might be bad and I'm better off just buying when it releases if its good
>tfw the last three years of Mighty No. 9's team making retarded decisions
>tfw all these people backed it and they just wanted fucking megaman
>tfw the game actually is painfully mediocre
I don't think anyone here is a winner.
>>342109665
To be fair armikrog sucked apparently
>>342105449
>>342118296
>His time is so worthless he plays games rated less than 9.9/10
>>342105449
>>342118250
Me too, I will spend dollars on this game if I wasnt broke as fuck.
>>342118416
Dude everyone on the team is genuine, you should believe.
>>342118529I played early builds of MN9 and like it enough to buy it but I want to pirate it first.
>>342118250
I'm thinking about getting a Wii, Brawl did work with a Gamecube controller will Galaxy will? I don't like the motion controller
>>342105449
>>342115791
didn't back shit and never plan on it
>>342117338
I take it you haven't seen this game's development cycle.
Also that MN9 explosion looks pretty tasty.
How did I do, /v/
>>342118984
Literally why
>>342107006
reminder that every negative review for MN9 was written by goobergators and if you don't like this game you are allowing the literal rape of millions of women around the world
>>342118695
You need motion input for Galaxy
>tfw emulating it using the Steam Controller
>>342119067
Fuck this is bullshit, thanks anyway
>>342107006
>>342119061
Someone explain this meme. Last time I checked Inafune was male.
>>342118969
I have. Mismanaged clusterfuck as it was, hardly something to be bitter and vindictive about
>>342117338
>>Game gets okay reviews
62 on Metacritic is not "okay reviews". It's close to the lowest a game can realistically get.
>>342119182
It's just used for collecting stuff using the pointer and some wiggling for spinjumps and such. It's not too bad.
>>342105449
>>342119384
>Suddenly caring about Metacritic scores.
>>342119229
cis scum detected, I bet you also hate the new ghostbuster movie
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