Make a wish, /v/
>>342031352
I wish to be your equal in terms of power and knowledge.
>>342032937
Okay, but you're also dead.
>>342033061
hey that's no fair
>>342031352
give me a heart of stone
so i can play vidya forever
>>342033061
I did not ask for death, you are not dead and if you are then I'm an undead like you. You may misinterpret wishes, but you cannot fabricate.
Show me how my wish leads to my death or begone ye false devil.
I want to be immortal but also to be able to move around of my own free will and be conscious.
>>342033170
done.
You feel nothing. No joy, no sadness...nothing
I wish you would fuck off forever
I want to be your friend.
>>342033325
Done.
In your new immortal form, you are the ugliest man alive riddled with disease that could wipe out nations.
At best, you are shunned and avoided...a petty outcast.
>>342033380
feel good man
Gaunter O'Dimm did NOTHING wrong.
What is this guy's name again?
Give me a good thread
>>342031352
I want a Log Horizon "sucked into the game" scenario to happen for the next MMO I play!
>>342033554
kekekeke, I don't care, I'm already a petty outcast. I just hop in the ocean and live with the octopuses
>>342032937
You are now a mole on my ass cheek. As a part of me you're my equal in power. And now you know full well the knowledge I already possessed: don't FUCK with O'dimm
>>342033549
Done
As your new friend. You are subject to a fate worse than death. Sorry, friend.
>>342033715
That i can not provide. Not in /v/
>>342033729
Done.
This Next MMO will be released few moments before your death. cherish those seconds
>>342031352
I wish for this thread to be pruned or deleted in the next 10 posts.
>>342031352
I wish that I could live the rest of my life wide awake without needing sleep
>>342031352
I want the power to Stop Time itself
No bullshit
>>342031352
I want Destiny 2 on PC and without shit gun perks.
Also without some monkey paw bullshit raping my wish into uselessness.
>>342034006
Done
You will be the only person to see this thread alive and well for the next 500 posts
>>342033554
>>342033061
Lazy. For >>342033325 you could simply go
>You are now a ghost. Death will never touch you, no barrier will hold you for you item will be moved by you. Nobody will stop you for they may never notice you.
>>342033863
The I use our shared power to be severed from your body and be my own entity.
Dont FUCK with a D&D gm.
I wish for a really spicy chicken sandwich.
>>342031352
I wish for her to love me
>>342034231
I said in the next 10 posts.
I also said for it to be pruned, making it unavailable to everyone.
You con-artist.
>>342034349
You now have no taste
Oh wait ure already on /v/ xD
Make my dick into a Glock 17 and it goes off every time I cum
>>342034016
Done.
Your brain will deteriorate after countless sleepless days. Your mental capabilities are even to that of a vegetable.
>>342031352
I wish people would stop shilling and shitposting on v
>>342034047
Done.
No bull or any bovine feces will be around you as you stop time. However, You too will be immobile as time stops but you will be aware of said time stop
>>342034325
That's fine, now I can go wherever I want without the nasty humans getting in my way.
>>342031352
So he is Walter O'Dim/Randal Flagg right?
>People making out that O Dimm was just some sort of mystery box monkey's paw faggot
Fuck off
Sure, he fucked with people, but not in a "NOW YOU HAVE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANTED" way, just taking advantage for shits and giggles.
>>342034440
Glocks don't have any nerve endings, so you'll never cum again.
>>342031352
Make my life the worst it can be, just fuck my shit up. DESTROY my life, book of job style
>>342034404
Done.
She will love you...and your friends and every stranger she sees.
>>342034440
Done.
You are now addicted to autofellatio
>>342034410
you are the only one seeing this
>>342034669
Hey it's cool. Geralt didn't mind the shipwreck much. Sometimes your wish does get granted. Like >>342034740 said, it's Master Mirrors, not Monkey's Paw.
>>342034785
He can still cum from his prostate, dumbass
>>342034498
Again, that i can not provide
>>342034913
but that's gay
>>342034740
Ya master of mirrors wasn't a wish giver, he just fucked with people until he got bored with them and killed them off
Its just his hobby to keep deals
I wish NOT to make a wish
Beat that
>>342034498
>>342031352
I wish that he lost the ability to grant wishes
The only winning move is to not play the tricky mirror genie's game.
>>342031352
I wish you had never been born/come into existence.
Let's see how you deal with paradoxes.
>>342031352
I wish to becomeAnthony Burch
>>342035247
what does that mean?
>>342035170
Your higher brain functions are permanently removed. You will never make a wish again.
>>342036347
ANON! NO!
>>342036436
shen gonna money ara ara skadebi
I wish for more wishes
>>342036347
Alas I cannot grant that wish.
There is only enough cuckolding in the world for one (1) Anthony Burch.
>yfw when replaying it, he's actually been watching you in almost every scene
>>342036347
Okay, that's that. You get your wish no strings attached, she even still has the Wii Ubut at what cost
>>342036776
Gaunter don't ara ara.
>>342036845
You get a brain fart and can not remember what you wanted to wish for. You will only regain this memory 30 seconds after using up those other wishes
