Why do the pink bob-ombs always help Mario?
Because they want that fat italian plumber cock inside of them.
>>341892098
They want Mario to rev them up.
they have no fuse
>>341892098
they're regular bomb-ombs subjected to mushroom kingdom mental reassignment to switch to your side
>>341892293
>>341892372
>>341892568
MarioKart Ultra?
It's treason, then.
>>341892098
>pink
You're colorblind
That is clearly red
>>341894042
The one in Mario 69 isn't.
>>341892587
now give it boing-y bomb bits
>>341894138
that'd ruin it, spheres on spheres looks retarded
>>341892587
>>341894764
your opinion, m8.
>>341892098
there was a split among the bob-ombs after the war.
>>341894764
I'd still hit it.
Mario rescued them from a misaligned QPU
>>341895075
that has a body though, not like that image of Hooters starlow where they just attached spheres
>>341894764
nah
>>341895361
Gaijin Goomba plzI'd rail the fuck out of that.
>>341895056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmxIv1XZcQs
>>341895075
y is this a thing
>>341892098
who wouldn't?
>>341892587
It's sad that that's all it takes to make me want to fuck it.
>>341892098
Bob-ombs are don't inherently work for Bowser. Plenty of them just live normally, and as a result, have no reason not to help Mario given the circumstances.
>>341894084
>Mario 69
That doesn't sound right
>>341897197
this is getting lewd
>>341892098
Did the friendly bob-ombs paint themselves pink or are only the female bob-ombs friendly towards outsiders?
>>341897197
can u stop
>>341898051
I can.
>>341897197
>>341899196
Could it get any lewder?
>>341899196
>"I'll open the hatch for you."
>>341899641
smokey eyeshadow?
>>341899196
Please anon.
>>341899641
add a cunt
>yfw you realize bob-ombs are singing in the Bob-Omb Battlefield song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMJZQGwDcSI
>>341899196
more
>>341903051
neat
>>341898375
Don't stop
>>341899196
L O R E
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>>341892098
Black bobomb = white man
Pink bobomb = white woman
Mario = somalian refugee
Help = voting
Chocolate = drm
Dog = pirates
Cookie = paying customer
>>341908315
what
>>341899196
I'll let her blow me if you know what I'm sayin
>>341908609
Why do the white women always help somalian refugee?
>>341909674
what
>>341899196
Can someone turn this into a bukake?
>>341910108
>>341910964
Oh boy
>>341910964
>>341892623
underrated post