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It's time.
>>341884059
This is more disturbing than usual because my wife just had neck surgery a week ago.
DON'T DO IT
>>341884950
Jamal thought you were "in character" when you told him to go easy on your wife's throat.
>>341884059
Please don't. I love her, please don't disparage her with these false images.
Why is she so smug?
MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL THINE WRETCHED SOUL TO RECONSIDER
Why are all these games centered around Elsa and not Anna?
NO
>>341884059
DO IT FAGGOT
Oh boy.
At least play the Zootopia ones
>>341885865
please don't
>>341886308
NYET
NYET
NYET
>>341886509
I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS
>>341884059
That was actually pretty fun
I still prefer Dark Cut tho
STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!
>>341887508
Make me.
>>341884059
What evil is this?
>>341887727
why are so many of them pregnant? Is this something that little girls actually fantasize about?
I feel like there's a pediatric psychiatry paper that could be written about Games for Girls
This shit is so fucking insane.
It's like when you discover all those finger family videos on youtube, or stumble down the rabbit hole that is A Day With Spongebob Squarepants.
Do kids even like these kind of games?
>>341887981
>A Day With Spongebob Squarepants
I've avoided this for a while now but im curious
where does this rabbit hole start?
>>341886509
why
who
for what purpose
>>341888660
>>341888888
Just saw that new Jontron episode, eh?
I wonder how many people have already bitched at him that the symbol in that Lion King ripoff is not a swastika.
>>341888602
just watch the first two or three videos you'll see when you search that name on youtube, they'll give a good rundown of what's going on.
>>341884059
What's with all the Elsa gore games? Are they all made by one guy with a fetish?
Never really got this hip meme, are you supposed to pretend this is your second year on the internet?
>>341889130
Probably some, but given how Nazis used swastikas, anything that has those 6 lines is a swastika to the public.
>>341885218
what gaem?
>>341889130
Piss off jontron
>>341890014
But this is the internet, where people love to correct others. He made a mistake, doesn't matter what it was, someone will want to point it out to him to feel superior.
>>341889130
The thing is that if you want to be a dick you have genuine elements for the report button. The scene when he hangs himself is perfect for promoting suicide...and the swastika is perfect for promoting antisemitism
>>341888602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owWtVVOSW0c
>>341887981
>>341888997
>>341887464
>>341886308
one better search up"toy monster" on youtube.
you will know it when you see it.
there are hundreds of "vs. vs. vs"videos
>>341884059
why "neck surgery"? Is that just fitting for the movie?
since this topic has become one of those "I don't fucking understand why this exist" type of topic, I'm going to share something you fuckers once shared with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER_CWcqF36o
In case you don't wanna click the link, it's a video review for some Shrek Play Doh Set. Notice anything unusual?
who actually makes these games, and why?
>>341891142
>126 million views
>>341891142
why the fuck do they all have hundreds of millions of views? jesus fucking christ all these youtube channels aimed to """"""kids"""""" are creepy as fuck.
does anyone else know what happened to the leeroy jenkins account? filled with garbage 3rd world country kids show clips. it's such a fucking abomination i wonder how it even came into existence, like every bootleg made in china ever.
>>341891571
Bots
>>341891475
>>341891571
that's right. Here's my educated guesses:
1 - The channel went on eBay or something and paid for "fake" views to boost video popularity
2 - Like anything else, one thing led to another and it became viral.
3 - There's a lot of kids in the world than you think, and they all really fucking love Shrek and Play Doh.
I'm going with #1, since the comments are disabled for some reason.
>>341891786
It's bots. It's always bots. If anything on youtube has more than like 5 million views and it's not a song or a viral video you've heard about already, it's either really old and just accumulated that shit over the years, or it's bots.
>>341884059
Good, i need some more reaction images.
>>341887835
>that entire jontron
>>341890082
arma 3.
HAHA I WATCH JONTRON TOO OP
BROFIST XD
>>341884059
who the fuck makes these
why do they make these
>>341884059
https://www.youtube.com/user/HeyKidsNursery
Remember that the private technology sector is 6 to 8 years behind DARPA/Military sector.
We're on the verge of artifical pseudo-hominid intelligence which means the government/s most likely already has a working super intelligence.
>>341884059
>we can't experience and warn about true horror due to "YOU STOLE THAT FROM JONTRON, LAWL!" shit.
>>341886308
Are they performing brain surgery with a carrot?
>>341892754
Why Nursery Rhymes though
Either it's a code talk between secret agency group like the English communicating with the French during WWII through poems, or hell, maybe aliens trying to communicate with us using the most primitive forms of dialects we all recognize from our early youths, which is Nursery Rhymes
>>341893008
It might just be a money laundering scheme through ad revenue
>>341893209
But how does anyone profit from this? I've never met any kid that watches these videos at great length
>>341893094die barneyfag
>>341893463
I don't know, honestly I just assume all this sketchy ass shit is involved in some criminal activity since I can't think of any other reason to make four million videos of you playing with a children's toy, where each has hundreds of millions of views, and comments/likes disabled.
That said while I'm basically just pulling shit outta my ass on those youtube videos, I'm 100% convinced this is nothing but a money laundering scheme.
>>341889637
can someone explain why she is always pregnant
i know these games are played by 5-10 year old girls who have the biological need to care and support for things but why does she have to be pregnant
>>341893979
Disney Princesses hate using condoms
>>341892754
>HEY KIDS - Who is God
>>341893094
Well, she IS the easiest.
>>341884059
WHY
>>341884059
http://pastebin.com/j2ZnBRtS
: ^ )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW9MkEYetLY
>>341895994
Cringy as Fuck
Is it true that a mod was so disgusted he closed the thread?
>>341896136
it gets more dramatic at the second half
>tfw no flash game where you can fuck Elsa.
>>341884059
I couldn't finish this game. Fuck this is shit is disgusting.
>>341896293
Combining Two completely different franchise is absolutely worse than shit.
>>341896326
>those pumps at the end
My fucking dick
>>341896326
SAUCEEEE ?????????????????
What's his name?
>>341893673
Revved?
>>341886509
>enjoy dressup
>>341896765
It's Elsa from Frozen.Just go on Rule34hentai, there's ton of shit like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbBEcXb5f3E
>82 millions views
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
>>341892754
that garbage is some fucktrad trying to ironically steer "wtf threads" it's not funny nor anything
>>341897037
Is there other site than Rule34hentai ?
those site is slow as fuck
Someone post the theory on how these games are created by some bot that gets these horrifying subject matters from the deep web.
Honestly if Girl Games combined with those videos of Elsa and Spiderman being married I wouldn't be surprised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiji_1iosv4
>152 million views
>>341884059
wat
>>341897145
>Robots want to trigger barneyfag now
Might as well end your life when judgement day happens.
Skynet will play pink floyd all day.
>>341897145
i see no horse, only a mermaid
>>341897227
What.
>>341897145
Enjoy your ban, Revved.
>>341897112
>he doesn't total 1 400 million views
casual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs
>>341897518
>54 mins and more......
pls no
>>341897145
What the fuck are you doing in this thread?
Do you enjoy playing these fucked up games Revved?
>>341897364
www.girlgames.com
have """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fun"""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>341897451
It's basically a theory that it's something designed to make games for kids using some kind of algorithm, but the internet causes it to fuck up and include things like car accidents and gore.
>>341897348
Those fucking videos are fucking strange, Hate getting them in my recommendations.
Also I think most of those were bots.
>>341897724
What the fuck?
How would someone create a bot this advanced?
I think Hey Kids and girlgames are both related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1sRPwK248
>>341897653
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341897112
>These fucking videos
Only plausible explanation I have for these particular videos is a bunch of Chinese gold farmers subcontract white craigslist actors to make them. They get a bunch of kids and shit to sub, make ad revenue off them and then eventually possibly even sell the YouTube account.
The original Leeroy Jenkins youtube account turned into one of these videos and is gone now.
>>341884059
No. I choose death.
>>341897928
it's not exactly an advanced bot or AI like you see in movies..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_learning
it's all logic.
>>341897928
Hey Kids!
>>341897653
Are these supposed to be porn
Am I supposed to get off to this
I legit can't tell
>that jontron episode
I thought I had forgotten about these games.
Also, does anyone have that screencap of the mod having a breakdown?
>>341898082
>Am I supposed to get off to this
>uncanny valley tier gore on your favorite cartoon characters
Do the math.Don't actually do the math. Save yourself some sanity.
>>341897942
Watch this vídeo.
It explains a lot.
>>341898081
>>341898064
I always thought Hey Kids was some joke channel or some shit. Never knew it was a bot.
>>341897724
It's probably just a bunch of chinese guys working as quasi-slaves
>>341898391
It's not. That video isn't serious.
How'd she get that black eye /v/, and why is she so happy about it
What is the fucking deal with these games? Why are they so deeply disturbing? WHY!?!?
>>341898567
What video? The channel? I'm so fucking creeped out right now. What the fuck is this shit?
>>341898391
>>341898064
>>341897227
DO YOU WISH TO GO DEEPER?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjRyHgF8hx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMlkOt66OKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAsXLGGwxNc
>>341884059
post a link faggot
>>341898089
>those fucking puppets
i was pretty impressed by them desu
>>341898761
>4 am
>posting shit like this
Thanks for literally keeping me up all night.
>>341898589
It's her best friend that she blunted to death got jealous of that wedding ring.
>>341898732
This video.
>>341897942
Stop, just walk away you can still have a normal life man.
>>341898872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTEeyfQtsX4
>>341899040
>normal life man
Good one. But I Wasn't born yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbcad08WRoc
>>341899343
No, that isnt how it works.
You have a constant feed on the side of your macbook that allows you to see every OP on the site, so you can bitch if you see ponyshit in an OP.
You were in this thread out of of your own decision.
>>341898872
>>341898761
>Helios Evolving Interaction-based Ontology knowledge Sharing
ieeee xplore.ws /xpl/articleDetails.jsp?arnumber=1232087&reload=true&newsearch=true&queryText=helios
>>341899572
wtf dude WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTH6mNbJ3Nk
>>341897145
>>341899343
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barneyfag-x86x2-revved.10780/
I enjoy reading your autistic posts.
>>341899607
What is that link?
I don't want to click it.
>>341899797
we have to go deeper
>>341897942
Night Mind is a kick ass channel.
Man, guys why are we not doing anything about this?!
>>341899572
is this MeetNFuck
>>341899904
An extremely obscure part of an AI engine that's only mentioned in the FLESHMONKYES video
http://islab.di.unimi.it/helios/about.php
>>341899982Outro BR na thread?
See this vídeo >>341897942 and you will understand the meaning of "Humanoids" "Artificial Intelligence 2.0" "human Race Inc" and "DeepMind"
>>341899825
I joined the site because of him
>>341884059
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW9MkEYetLY
>>341897348
these channels are botted, you can see they have no subscribers but trillions of views on videos uploaded 10 minutes ago
the comments are always the same too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7x2Ihqjmc
>>341899825
>he's wearing a pony avatar
Haha.
Also, who the hell made this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLAr_2UrmkI
>>341887970
Yes. Even young, all girls are inherently whores.
HERE'S AN INTERVIEW WITH ONE OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES WHO HAD AN ABORTION AT 32 WEEKS
>>341897942
>A.I Hybrids
>Nazi moon base
I don't even know what to think anymore.
>>341892754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTH6mNbJ3Nk
This has been discussed and even solved multiple times.
Hey Kids is a le creepy "children's" show like DolinaKwiatówTV and kranya grzybow tv. They aren't connected to Girl Games.
Girl Games sites and their variants are owned by mass media companies like BoosterMedia that use them to rake in easy money via ad revenue. The same thing is done on YouTube.
They're all made using cheap laborers and design templates.
Here's BoosterMedia's main site:
>http://corporate.coolgames.com/
According to http://whois.domaintools.com/girlgames.com BoosterMedia owns 87 domains through GoDaddy, all of which are game sites. It isn't a conspiracy, it's just stupidly easy money.
>but they're so weird and graphic!
The companies making these don't really care. They find what works via market research and they make it en masse.
>>341900650
>deleted
HOLY SHIT
THEY'RE IN THIS THREAD
>>341900641
>he's wearing a pony avatar
No, I think it's a skeleton from doom
>>341901132
Not anymore.
https://kiwifar.ms/members/x86x2.7320/
>>341901105
I just forgot a sentence, nerdotron
>>341900650
fuck
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>>341896843
Fuck-It Firelurker
>>341900650
>>>341897942
>This has been discussed and even solved multiple times.
>
>Hey Kids is a le creepy "children's" show like DolinaKwiatówTV and kranya grzybow tv.
>
>Girl Games sites and their variants are owned by mass media companies like BoosterMedia that use them to rake in easy money via ad revenue. The same thing is done on YouTube.
>
>They're all made using cheap laborers and design templates.
>
>Here's BoosterMedia's main site:
>>http://corporate.coolgames.com/
>
>According to http://whois.domaintools.com/girlgames.com BoosterMedia owns 87 domains through GoDaddy, all of which are game sites. It isn't a conspiracy, it's just stupidly easy money.
>
>>but they're so weird and graphic!
>The companies making these don't really care. They find what works via market research and they make it en masse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NyiAw_EgB4
What did he mean by this?
>>341900650
OH SHIT DELETED
>>341897942
What
Guys, it's all memes.
The AIs are just trying their hand at making sick internet memes and they're succeeding pretty well.
>>341901240
>Pony barney with autism ass tattoo
Revved, explain yourself
>>341901105
>>341901284
>>341901359
>>341901426
you blind fucks
>>341901076
>>341901479
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
>the 90s is over
>>341884059
I'm going to need an exorcist for these flash games. Anyone know one? Or more than one just in case.
>>341901673
Good.
>>341897724
That reminds me if this;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/
>>341897942
"the twins" are on fiverr
you can give them five bucks to do shit, a la big man tyrone
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