QUICK you have just been turned into the last video game character you played as and a goomba is menacingly walking towards you. How fucked are you?
Would the Goomba knock me back causing me to lose a life? Or would it be reflected?
>>341875384
>Kirby
Here lies Goomba
Ganondorf
I think ill b ok
>>341875384
How do you think .357 hollow points effect Goombas?
>>341875384
>Serious Sam
I'd wipe out a hundred of them.
![goomba_over_kirby_by_aafyre84-d30r9qv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xgErilr.jpg "goomba_over_kirby_by_aafyre84-d30r9qv[1].jpg")
>>341876138
Okay this might have been too easy... Now 10000 goombas are walking towards you. How fucked are you?
>Lemmy
He'd probably just listen to his orders or some shit.
>>341876638
Wouldn't that just make it easier to get a shitload of lives?
>>341876641
>be the courier
>jump up onto a rock
>mow down Goombas for two days straight
>>341877621
Oops. Obviously for >>341876638
>Doomslayer
I wonder how this is gonna end?
Saaya. Onechanbara......oh boy chainsaw and gauntlet all the way
I'll just grab my bro next door and stomp that busta.What game was I playing last?
>>341876638
>>341875384
I can just burn his ass
>A 67 year old German Professor who bullied a pirate ghost until he cried and ran away
Do Goombas have feelings, is the question
>>341875384
>doomslayer
lol
That thing's going right in my ass
2 ez
>>341876138
this, even if I don't want to absorb goomba I can just slide kick
>>341875384
I throw out my Charizard and enjoy grilled mushroom for dinner.
X vs Goomba
Yeah, I think I'll be just fine.
Geralt. I wont kill it unless I haggle a bounty with Mario first
>>341876638
Excellent! You found the rest of my army.
>>341875384
last game i played was DOOM so I'm prooooooobably okay.
I was playing Nep Seven and using Nepgear.
I should be fine.
RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
it should be how fucked is goomba
>>341879360
IT'S THE
Warframe, to be specific last frame I used was Excalibur, fair to say that goomba won't stand a chance against me.
>pulls out nikana prime
>wait for Loki to switch teleport me behind goomba
>spit out some Japanese shit
>in an anime style scene lots of colours surround me as I use radial blind
>back stab the goomba for 9billion armour bypassing damage
>tip my 230 platinum fedora
>m'lady
>>341875384
not very
>the hands and vr headset from job simulator.
I am spooked
>>341875384
Meat Boy.
I'll be fine.
Olimar.
FUCK
>>341886481
kek. I was waiting for this one.
>>341875384
>Bowser
I step on the Goomba.
Witcher 1 Geralt
I can't jump but specced into Igni, that should do the trick
>Tearaway
I blow him away with the accordion or whatever.
>Midna
Fuck I can't jump on the Goomba.
>>341875384
>My Terraria character
I'm good.
>Kirby
I dunno, what do I do?
>spiral knights
one swing of a sword would take him out...
>Elysian tail
Jerk off onto it
>JA2 mercs
So it's a bloodcat ambush but they're small, slow, and non-threatening?
