Why was Caine such a dick?
Daddy issues
>>341863413
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
Because he cainethis pun isn't going to work non-verbally
>>341863468
Well, you're not wrong.
Caine did nothing wrong.
The concept of murder literally did not exist until he killed his brother.
He had no clue that would have happened.
>>341863413
He was a Cormudgeon
>>341863512
THERES FUCKING STEALTH KILLS?
ive played this game multiple times and never knew this
Why did God react so poorly to Cain fucking up vs. every other person who did a murder in human history?
>>341863726
>He had no clue that would have happened.
people never died before, suuure
Computer load up nude Caine for me please.
>>341863824
Attacking from obfuscate 5 gives you 5x sneak attack damage. Pretty much an instant kill on everything.
>>341863908
i just meant the animation. im a sucker for stealth kill animations.
>>341863893
... anon, do you even Christianity lore 101?
>>341864015
Of course I dont.
No one died before Abel?
>>341863991
Every weapon has one.
>>341864063
Cain and Abel were the sons of the first humans(Adam and Eve)
>>341863726
underrated post
>>341864063
As far as i know - no one. There was only Adam and Eve (and Muma Paduri/Lilith). No one got killed until Cain struck Abel.
Animals don't count, they were given to us by God to use as we see fit... so the fairytail book says.
>>341864157
brb playing the game again
>>341863835
Who knows? Why did he send bears to kill 52 children for calling Elisha bald (Elisha was bald btw)? He's very whimsical.
>>341863824
They literally makes you do one in the tutorial mate
>>341864253
NOW YOU FUCKED UP ANON
YOU BEST STAY OUTTA THE WOODS FROM NOW ON FAGGOT
>>341864212
>>341864164
Thanks for the info anons.
>>341864253
what
because Bible
Does anyone have any advice to get this running on windows 10? I've spent hours trying to get it going
I desperately want to finish my nos runinb4 >windows 10
It updated before I knew it
>>341864326
I dont recall this for some reason. You can skip the tutorial on subsequent playthroughs and ive done that ever since paying it for the first time a when it first came out.
>>341864253
42 childrens.
Old testament god was... temperamental. He was like someone playing the sims for the first time.
>>341864251
>inb4 he finds out the stealth system is worse than in elder scrolls games
>>341864436
It runs perfectly on my windows 10 install, are you using the steam version with the unofficial patch?
>>341864468
you get a few dollars, a free lockpick, xp and a tire iron from the tutorial
worth it for every playthrough
>>341864468
but you get free items/xp. I never skipped the tutorial because of that, and made like 10+ playthrought
I'll probably finally grab it during the summer sale, let's just hope you fucks didn't lie to me about it being good.
>>341864647
But you have to eat a rat. (You can not eat the rat but jack calls you a fag.)
>>341864627
Yes
What version of the patch are you using?
I've been using the latest 9.5 release
Anytime I leave an area it crashes
>>341864615
Im that anon and I disagree.
>>341864647
>>341864708
Never felt that was worth it.
>>341864347
Kings 2:23
>And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
>And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
God killed 42 kids, destroying their families because they called Elisha bald. But Elisha actually was bald - by God's design - so it's kind of a weird reaction.
>>341864752
9.5, yeah. There's a help thread on the steam discussion page that might be able to help you.
>>341864751
>B-But you have to eat a rat.
Ventrue spotted
Caine was a teamkilling asshole
>>341864751
>jack
you mean Bender.
>>341864063
Yes, actually. His parents were Adam and Eve. Who were still alive at the time. So no, no one had ever died before that in Christian lore.
>>341864935
jack, bender, marcus phoenix, jake the dog its all the same
>>341864846
Also, are you using just the basic patch? Or are you running all the restored content as well?
Why do they spell it Caine. It's Cain in the bibble.
>>341864985
You got me there.
>>341865019
Plus patch, but I also tick both of the options that don't install stuff like new eye textures.
Are you launching from the desktop shortcut or including the right code in steam launch options? That might be borking it.
>>341864253
Old Testament God
New Testament God is a pretty chill guy
>>341864164
>Cain and Abel were the sons of the first humans(Adam and Eve)
and they were sheep herders, who didn't butcher their own animals for food? <:^)
Reminder that the dumbfuck garou genocided a bunch of the other werespecies for no reason and the planet is fucked.
>>341864615
Obfuscate at 4, madness at hysteria laughing mode, remove vampire hunters one by one, make the last one laugh at his friends deaths, suck him dry, repeat next room. Also useful to kill those monks protecting kuey jin bitch.
>>341865153
I've been launching from the shortcut
I've also tried starting a new game, and I get this wierd issue where, I don't know if this part of the restoration shit, it doesn't play the beginning cutscene. You start outside of The Asylum, but a lot of the assets for the level are missing. It's weird and it'll crash everytime I try to do something
>>341865221
killing animals isn't murder, apparently
>>341864818
God gave the kids free will to not call him bald, they totally deserved it.
>>341865165
Hell no he isn't. In the first chapter he still damns all of humanity to lives of unending misery and death on earth for listening to Frampt and eating the fruit.
>>341864015
Do you actually think no one ever died before this one dude killed his brother? You know that's impossible, right?
>>341865348
Check file integrity. Failing that, uninstall, delete the folder in steamapps and reinstall.
>>341865497
Do you not realize we are talking about a literal fiction book here? It's like arguing about things that happening in a harry potter book that you THINK didn't actually happen.
>discussing consoles
all out war
>discussing theology
fact based civility
some day id like to make a study of this place
>>341865221
Cain was a farmer, though. Abel was the sheep man.
>>341865497
No anon, i don't "actually" think that. Nor do i actualy think Cain became a vampire and made other vampires that made other vampires and so forth. Heads up - this is a fantasy. A story, alegory or something like that.
>>341865628
>happening
happened*
>>341865497
People were practically eternal in the beginnings of the bible. They lived for hundreds of years.
>>341865639
Clearly, then you are not a man who values his sanity.
>>341865497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeeXUYtyfVM
please be good
>>341865603
I hear ya, man
I've done just that several times now
I'm reading through that steam thread right now.
Thank you, I appreciate the help
>>341865401
Bald head detected.
>>341865497
people die if they are killed
>>341865827
This might be the only "bait" pic that actually has bait pictured in it. Kudos to you, I guess.
>>341863835
Caine literally invented murder
>>341865639
What the fuck is there to study?
People on /v/ are passionate about video games, so they get overly emotional. Everything else is a casual discussion.
>>341865930
>>341865639
There was a Kojimbo thread discussing whether Norman Reedus Abortion Simulator would go to PC. It turned into a calm discussion of the facts available and a discussion of the merits of exclusives. There was a thread an hour beforehand that had NEVER EVER as every third post.
>want to replay
>remember Spooky mansion
>>341865832
I dunno, it looks interesting. We need to give it a chance to impres us once it's complete and out in the open.
>>341863413
>teamkilling because his only teammate got better S/SN ratio (Sacrifice / Sin ratio)
what a fucking fag
>>341866118
>There was a Kojimbo thread discussing whether Norman Reedus Abortion Simulator would go to PC. It turned into a calm discussion of the facts available and a discussion of the merits of exclusives.
Damn, that sounds like a good read. Any chance you still have it on you?
>>341866117
The Archer class really is made up of archers
>>341864818
I honestly don't remember this story. Thanks.
I doubt they were kids. My version calls them youths. Could be young teenagers.
God also killed faggots and adulterers. What's your point?
A sin is a sin. Our understanding of anything God does or has planned will never be complete.
Communion and confirmation through his word still leaves me with tons of questions.
>>341866247
>calling a bald man "bald" is a sin
Don't remember seeing this part of the commandments.
>>341866230
Sorry, no. I wish I did. I've never seen less shitposting in a PC port thread.
>>341866142
git out
some scholars believe that Cain was the son of Satan+Eve, while Abel was the son of Adam and Eve
This would make Cain the first 'giant,' the first human/angel mongrel. Cain left the garden, possessing supernatural knowledge of agriculture, the mark that made him dangerous to kill and became 'Sargon the first' and was the patriarch of what became known as the modern version of jews
The later descendants of Adam and Eve eventually led to Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, the origin of the biblical jews, a different group entirely
>>341865919
Fuck you
*bear noises*
>>341864818
the kids said 'go up, go up' which means they were also mocking Elijah's transfiguration into heaven. Elisha was Elijah's disciple.
>>341863512
I was honestly hoping the big titty slut would turn around and murder you.
>>341865221
>>341865391
>>341865673
Weren't they supposed to leave an offering for the big G, and Cain got pissy and offed his bro because he like Able's vegan shit better than his fresh lamb?
>>341866580
>Cain was a half demon half human who is super evil and can transform seeds into food at will
>also earrings arent girly fuck you kevin
The only fanbase more autistic than Sonic are Christians
>>341866686
No he was climbing the mountain to go visit Carmel. From there he just immediately goes back to Samaria without ceremony. /shrug
>>341867025
Why single out Christians of all the religious peoples? I'd say Christians are the more tame groups from the spectrum.
>>341863413
One vision. One purpose! The Technology of peace! Peace through power!
Its part of god's plan.
>>341863824
I call bullshit. its part of the tutorial plus you get a glaring icon to do a stealth kill everytime you sneak behind someone with a melee weapon.
how could you miss it?
>>341867243
His plan for Ghenna? Literally the shittest plot device in any p&p RPG ever.
>>341867131
if that's the case I don't see how it refutes anything I said, one of the most bizarrely stupid assumption that readers of ancients texts make is that it's written for children, or by idiots
things can have multiple meanings, they don't have to be chronological, they can be literal and poetic simultaneously, contain complex figures of speech, and many other things that require extensive investigation
the central question of why it's ok to butcher stupid kids with bears isn't answered, either way
>>341867025
Thats protestants m8. They have some really weird believes. Luther was a mistake.
>>341866821
Cain was the vegan, but yes.
>>341867547
going by other passages in the Bible, God tends to be unhappy with your offering when you don't give the best thing you have
Jewish god is an insane trickster that rewards you only if you're a thief, a murderer, participate in incest, and generally ruin everything for the sake of jews.
Catholic god is fairly mellow, kind of feels bad about the whole Jew god phase, and rewards people for being decent humans, but is often too vague about that shit. Eventually discovers metal and Warhammer and decides to LARP at the end of time.
Christian god is a fucking nutcase but not the same kind of nutcase as Jew god.
Muslim god is Jew god and Christian god wrapped into one, likes little boys that dress like little girls, and rewards people who ruin everything.
>>341866142I've used the console to skip that on most of my playthroughs
I'm such a bitch
>>341869149
You do know you can just jump the stairs right? You don't need to face the boiler room and can just run blindly without looking at the sides.
>>341867025
You niggas are forgetting muslims
So has your Sire ever been identified?
Are they even important at all? Or just a catalyst to get the story started?
>>341867485
Protestants are Christian though?
Less religion, more Jeanette!
>>341865401
t.Elisha el-Baldy
>>341870534
The third option. For the story(or at least your part in it) his only role was being your sire, he didn't matter(at least on the open).
>>341870781
The same way ISIS are muslims.
>>341866580
>Eve the original slut
>Adam the original cuck
>Satan the original tyrone
I am going to hell aint I?
>>341866142
>>341869149
It's not even spooky. ooooh! some wobbly pots and pans! ahhh!
>>341871607
this desu
I remember seeing the threads where people claim it to be the scariest thing in a game ever and I didn't even get anything actually spooky at all
>there will be never rpgs that feel so much alive and real like vtmb ever again
What went wrong? Was it the casuals?
Everything I palued that's recent feels so restrictive
>>341872489
Publishers stopped taking risks.
>>341868532
>Catholic god in a different category than Christian god
Wait what
>>341869149
Anon you're a fucking undead vampire.
Why in the world would you get scared of ghosts?
>>341873085
westboro
>>341863413
Once upon a time, I had a little money
Government burglars took it along
Before I could mail it to you
Still you are the only one
Now I can't let it slip away
So if the man with the ticker tape, he tries to take it
Well, this is what I'm gonna say
Blame it on Cain
Don't blame it on me
Oh-oh, oh, it's nobody's fault
But we need somebody to burn
Well, if I was a saint with a silver cup
And the money got low, we could always heat it up
Or trade it in
But then the radio to heaven will be wired to your purse
And you can run down the waveband
Coast-to-coast, hand in hand
Bad to worse, curse for curse
Don't be dissatisfied, so if you're not satisfied
Blame it on Cain
Don't blame it on me
Oh-oh, oh, it's nobody's fault
But we need somebody to burn
I think I've lived a little too long on the outskirts of town
I think I'm going insane from talking to myself for so long
Oh, but I've never been accused
When they step on your face, then wear that good-look grin
I gotta break out one weekend before I do somebody in
But every single time I feel a little stronger
They tell me it's a crime, well, how much longer?
Blame it on Cain
Don't blame it on me
Oh-oh, oh, it's nobody's fault
But we need somebody to burn
Blame it on Cain,
Oh-oh, oh, please don't blame it on me
It's nobody's fault
But it just seems to be his turn
>>341867389
>the central question of why it's ok to butcher stupid kids with bears isn't answered, either way
Because they called him bald.
>>341866142
I agree with this feeling but more because it's fucking boring after the first time
the sewers are fun because if you aren't a moron you spec guns so you just shoot everything and have a good time, but the mansion is just lots of waiting for the spooooookyyyyyy setpieces to end after the first run
>>341864818
>>341865165
>Old testament god
FUCK YES, AWESOME POWERS, TIME TO DO DUMB SHIT
>New testament god
Fuging broken condoms, now I have to take care of all shit I did
>>341865391
>Animals
>Souls
ANon...
there is a finite number of souls as such most things don't have souls. Like asians.
Is there a pastebin that shows recommended mods, or can someone point me where I can find them?
>>341874843
>Like asians.
You mean the Irish?
>>341875152
There is no recommended mods. Just the unofficial patch.
The only ones you might want to look into are the final nights mod and clan quest mod, both are pretty shitty but better than the others.
>>341871160
>the same way muslims are muslims
Are you okay anon?
>>341876107
There is a big difference between Shia and Sunni muslims, with even more internal divisions. A Catholic is not the same as an Orthodox, nor they are similar to the protestantism.thanks for the bump
>>341864647
Don't you get the lockpick anyways? Only thing I would've given a shit about.
>>341865497
God made Adam and Eve, they had Cain and Abel. They were the only 4 people on Earth, no one had died.
>>341865639
Off-topic discussions are always the best on any board because no one has anything to try to prove or are desperately trying to fit in.
>>341864468
I always skip the tutorial because I literally can't beat it. It asks me to do some stealth bullshit that's impossible.
>>341864818
Old testament god was basically just looking for excuses to get his massacre on.
>>341879689
How many jews did god kill?
>>341878791
>God made Adam and Eve, they had Cain and Abel. They were the only 4 people on Earth,
Did Cain/Abel fuck his mom?
>>341879771
I haven't checked, but probably a shitload because boy, there's a whole lot of killing happening in there.
Also fun non-murder stuff such as
>Exodus 20:4-5:
>You are strictly prohibited from the manufacture of graven images resembling anything found in heaven above, within the Earth, or dwelling in the waters underneath the Earth. Neither will you bow down before such images or serve them; because, as your god Yahweh, I am easily excitable and will not hesitate to punish sons for the misdeeds of their fathers, all the way to the third and fourth generations.
Exodus 32:27-29:
>Then he said to them, “This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: ‘Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.’”
>The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about three thousand of the people died.
>Then Moses said, “You have been set apart to the Lord today, for you were against your own sons and brothers, and he has blessed you this day.”
>>341879851
Probably.
>>341880623
>God told his followers to go out and slaughter their friends and family for no reason
There has to be more to this.
