>Don't even like Overwatch
>Never played or showed any interest in it or any Blizzard made garbage
>I'm in love with this character
I fell for it, didn't it. I'm so ashamed but Mercy is so beautiful and perfect
Same here, though I didn't even buy the game.
>>341861678
I feel the same way about those fucking trolls!
>>341861678
>that fucking ugly pixar smug face
really m8?
>>341861832
That's not the Dreamworks face. That would require a raised eyebrow.
And it's Dreamworks, not Pixar you dumbfuck.
>You'll never walk in on christmas cake Mercy having coffee with your mom.
>She won't ever ask you why you aren't going to prom or why you never bothered to ask any girls out.
>You'll never smile and laugh it off saying that there is no one you'd want to go with before Dr. Zeigler scoffs and questions why you never thought to ask her.
>One thing would lead to another and you'd dance with her in the middle of the dance floor when she'd smile and say that she wants you to have the full experience then kiss you.
Why even fucking live?
>yfw she talks in that sweet german school girl voice in public, but pulls they angry shouty nazi german woman voice in bed.
Sweater Mercy is a gift to this earth.
>>341863423
when a virgin clings to something as basic as a sweater and you have to suffer his cringe posts about a basic fucking sweater
>>341863652
Do you people have to post in every single thread? Nothing was said about console. Toxic faggots like you make me wanna scrap my pc.
Please roll over and die.
>>341861748
I have 70 hours linked playing Mercy, send help.
>>341863652
My favorite PC games were Dune and Doom 2.
You expect me to care about Blizzard shit when I played only those games as a kid.
>>341864553
>logged
My brain isn't working today.
>>341861748
please
>>341861678
You are what's wrong with gaming. Not even playing games but feeling like you're a part of it because you like an attractive character and shitpost about them all the time
>>341864596
>my taste has remained as stale as my social life
>i have not progressed as a person at all
I played racing games as a kid, somehow still managed to make it across to shooters, rpgs, puzzle games, etc. crazy how you're not pigeonholed into one kind of game just because you played it at a young age.
>>341861748
>>341861678
Same, Mercy is a goddess.
Mercy is for _____ .
>>341864553
You think that's bad? There's some crazy devoted Mercy waifu faggots out there
>>341865659
Anal.
>>341865659
tags:fully_clothed_sex, mating_press
>>341865675
You need to STOP.
>>341865659
THE WEAK
>>341865659
Kissing.
Marriage.
Parenthood.
>>341865896
Giggled.
>>341865725
hnnng this
>>341862708
>35yo woman going to junior prom
oh boy another marketer thread!
>>341861678
Why don't you try playing the game, faggot
>>341866141
Why are Trump fans so fucking hideous jesus christ.
>>341865842
thats not him
Literally made to fuel the healslut fetish. Not even the best healer in the game, Lucio destroys her, making her completely worthless and nothing but a healbitch. A terrible one at that.
>>341865675
I don't want to believe this is real.
>>341866141
Some guy got a porn star to go with him also Mercy doesn't look that old.
>>341866318
The drumpf thing is an anti-trump late night host bit.
>Ohh, an Mercy is busy healing all her teammates.
>Ohh no, she is all alone now.
>It would be a real shame if something COLD would happend to her
>mfw
>>341866318
Are you literally retarded, famalam?
>>341866318
That's a liberal #BernOut
>>341865659
Genji's ass
>>341865659
Winning
>>341865659
Healing me while I get that sweet POTG as Bastion :^)
>>341861748
>>341861678
You will never know the feeling of running behind her ingame.
>>341865659
>protecting
>>341866589
You fucking scrub, she's supposed to be behind you so you can protect her aryan purity
>>341864553
Thanks doc.
>>341866594
>>341866672
Hivemind
>>341866672
You have chance to take a good look while running past her.
>>341865659
John Morrison
Not enough SFM porn of her.
>Blizz face when all other companies are still falling for the tumblr reject, manfaced female character ''so progressive'' bait while Overwatch embraced waifus and is now extremely successful
>>341861678
I want more of this.
my friends only let me play mercy
:(
>>341867651
Elavorate.
Yes, I agree, mercy is cute!
>>341861678
there is no shame in admitting you have fine taste
>>341861678
She looks ugly af to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EARRuyCn46c
>>341862954
I always imagine that she is extremely submissive while fucking her but every now and then she wants to dom and rides you angrily.
Which pornstar closest resembles Mercy so I can masturbate to people fucking my waifu?
>western game
>good models
>>341868341
Mercy would make a damn good model
>>341868169
Overwatch chicks power ranking
Mercy=Symmetra>Widowmaker>D'va=Pharrah>Zarya>Mei>Tracer
>>341868309
Battle Mercy is the real thing
>>341869294
>symmetra
>>341869509
>tfw putting down idiotic players who think Mercy is defenseless
Is there anything more satisfying?
>>341865659
Pharah
>>341869825
>headshotting an approaching genji repeatedly
Lessons are hard learned
>>341869825
>tfw kill Tracer and relentlessly tbag her, then revive four players
>POTG is me reviving my team while tbagging Tracer
>>341869825
>>341869509
>>341870018
>mercy killing anyone
Unless they are low on health and or bad, either way it's nothing to be proud of
![TlM2vQm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rjjguXG.jpg "TlM2vQm[1].jpg")
>>341866704
who keeps making these
>>341870127
Mercy's pistol puts out a surprising amount of damage. I've often caught people out by firing into the fray.
>>341870170
Me.
>>341869850
Only the purist of waifus.
>>341870249
>a healer attacking instead of doing what they should be
>getting random kills firing into group of enemies
nah son, stop being gay
>>341869618
>Not wanting to wake up with Symmetra doing this to you
>Not wanting to proceed going into the Kitchen and see Mercy cooking for you and her then continue to pound Mercy
>Not wanting to live in a polygammic relationship with these 2 and domming them
>Not wanting to grow old with em 2
AbsolutelyHaram.jpg
>>341870442
Symmetra is too autistic for that.
>>341870442
really isn't enough porn of symmetra
>>341870424
>He's not good enough to switch between pistol and healing
>He sits there doing nothing while waiting for someone to get injured
Pleb-Tier detected
>>341870442
poo in loo
>>341870442
>polygamy
I want progressive liberals to leave. Mercy is useless after she gets blacked, and that's the implication on a polygammic relationship
>>341869294
Mercy>Pharah>D'Va>Mei>Tracer>Widowmaker>Zarya>Poo in Loo
>>341865675
128 hours and only level 28 holy shit lol
>>341870345
make me one
Reminding us of who we are.
>>341870568
>he switches to pistol instead of giving someone who actually does damage more damage
Mercy pistol is neat and all but it's not worth it, git gud
>>341870442
how do people find Symmetra attractive, shes lower than Zarya.
>>341870442
>Wanting a Woman who smells perpetually of Curry
>Wanting a Woman who will poo in the street outside your house because she thinks the Toilet is a Demon sent to steal her poo
>>341865659
making the pain go away.
>>341870680
thats 128 family
>>341870624
Nigga polygamy in this case simply means that you 3 fuck each other and not outside of the relationship. Nothing liberal about that, the only one blacking Mercy in this case is Symmetra and I am ok with that.
>>341870761
They would both be perpetually smelling of me and my cum anon, just like your mom.
>>341865659
Kisses
Male Mercy is best Mercy.
>>341870718
Scat fetish.
>>341870695
Reminder she's 37.
>>341863423
>you will never get back from Kirche on a cold winter morning and sit with Mercy drinking a nice hot chocolate .
Seriously famlan why even fucking wake up tmw?
>>341870898
>not even a cute twink
Bleh, generic badboy shit is worthless
>>341870943
literally why does that matter when she looks like that?
>Go on, I'm waiting.
>>341870943
Good, imagine telling a 20 year old that you are a 30yo virgin, Mercy would clearly handle it better.
>>341861678
So now that Blizzard is in the waifu business when are they going to start releasing dakimakuras and pvc figures?
>>341870718
>>341870761
>>341870627
>>341870593
Implying you wouldn't fuck pic related which is basicly Symmetra irl.
>>341870556
I know my man
>>341871016
low quality eggs
>>341867987
w-why is it tattered "there"?
>>341865659
There was some feminist faggot whining about this picture on deviantart.
Some chick even told him to fuck off and he went on a tangent about how she must be lying about being female because sexualizing women is disgusting or something,
Some good cringe material.
http://liang-xing.deviantart.com/art/Mercy-615494257?offset=0#comments
Looks like he hid the comment now.
>kinda like overwatch
>pushed back by the idea of restrictive playmodes
>heard that the soloque is the same like in HS
>shit hitboxes 20 tickrate and "fauvor the shooter" phylosophy
>knowing blizzard it would take them years before they fix this problems
>reddit community
In a long time I never was so divided if I wanted to get a game or not
>>341870992
This
>mfw don't even play the game but only save images of mercy
she's qtand I'd like to impregnate her
>>341871249
Its called style
>Playing as Soldier: 76
>Mercy is on team
>Follow her since everyone decided to flank and I needed to protect those revivals
>I heal her when she gets injured
>Tell her ult is ready
>She damage boosts me, and I proceed to wipe the enemy team
>We win in less than three minutes
Sometimes I like having a Mercy more than a Lucio
>>341861678
She looks like Elsa in a mechsuit.
>>341870568
level 15 detected
>>341870992
>>341871402
Not everyone are pedos or 'it's okay cause he looks like a girl' person.
>tfw playing as Pharah and quickly spotting and killing the enemy Mercy
>>341871630
And not everyone has the generic lame taste of you - though most people do, which is why hanzo and mcree look the way they do and which is why making Mercy into a man and choosing to make him look like that too is not very interesting
>Damage boosting a Soldier and ggez
>>341870424
This is the kind of Mercy that keeps the beam on Reinhardt the entire game
>>341871841
At least you agree with what I said.
>>341872018
Well when you throw down an aimless broad statement like that its hard to disagree.
>>341871932
now that I think about it
damage boosting 76 during his ult is very very scary
>>341872082
>when you throw down an aimless broad statement
>generic badboy
Love it when it comes full circle. Enjoy your gayer tastes, anon.
>>341871996
I'm the type of mercy that heals up the rein if he takes damage and switches back to the soldier or bastion so they can do what they are suppose to, yall fags need to git gud or uninstall, first step is realizing yall niggas is bad!
>>341872272
I made a point.
You tried to imply one saying "people are people".
Enjoy matching the tastes of a 15 year old girl
I think shielding a Genji during his Ult is a good combo
Who else /JunkratxRoadhog otp/ here?
>>341872275
>thinking the mercy pistol is worthless
How's that reverse running doing for you when you inevitably get killed by a flanking offense? :^)
>>341872378
>Enjoy matching the tastes of a 15 year old girl
Thanks.
You enjoy your pedo jailbait trash. Cheers.
>>341872275
>doesn't help shoot the riptire
stay bad
>>341872431
Thinking of them as a OtP makes me cringe.
>>341872794
anyone boosted can kill it solo
>>341872536
>thinks mercy can actually defend herself against good players
>>341870943
She won't age at all due nanomachines.
>>341872402
>>341870127
It's all about headshots my famallama.
>>341871637
Requesting Reaper as that Japanese girl saying every time she sees a couple she wishes they die.
sometimes I wonder how organic Genji still is considering Pharah who has robotic joints for limbs and other amputees like Torb and Mcree
other then his shuriken arm which seems to have always had that shuriken load mechanic judging by his pre cyborg skins, Genji's feels more like a suit then prosthetic limbs
>>341867651
I got you senpai
>>341873171
More like getting headshotted my nigga
>>341873201
>Pharah who has robotic joints for limbs
STOP
THIS
MEME
>>341873321
Most people who play this game don't know what that is.
>>341865675
The most embarrassing things about this is the fact that it's on a console.
I just don't get how people can play as one heri most of the time.
Doesn't it feel weird or something?
>>341870992
Perfect Version
>these people underestimating Mercy's peashooter
Thanks for the quad kills while my entire team is away, running back to the objective. I wouldn't be able to do it if you took it seriously!
>>341871393
well famalam, the lastest dev notes were pretty transparent on what they tried to achieve and what they changed so i think those issues may be solved sooner than you think
>>341871342
Hilarious.
"I'll just be leaving now so you guys can stop making fun of me. I mean I don't want to crowd the comments section"
Then he stays there like a moaning dog
>boring talk shit about the game
post more qt mercy faggots
>tfw get offensive PotG as Mercy
>>341861678
>draw a 17-year-old
>say she's 37
Why do they do this
>>341873574
Mercy players must be delusional as fuck
>>341873701
I really hope so then
>>341871083
Why would I reveal that I am a wizard to anyone?
Does Hanzo hate robots? He killed a robot in the vid but injured humans instead and seemed to be disgusted at what Genji turned into.
I MAIN ZENYATTA
>>341874137
To soften the blow and provide an explanation for why you came in your pants due to touching her hand.
>a blizzard game with the LoL playerbase
>>341873201
>pharah is an amputee meme
blizzard themselves already confirmed it's just a suit of armor
How do the dragons work?
Are they nanomachines?
>>341874217
>implying I would engage in carnal pleasures after waiting for thirty (30) years for that sweet wizardhood status.
>>341866318
That's it, I'm a #CruzMissile now
>>341874295
yeah a suit of armor
for amputees
>>341874120
100 damage a second, 200 for headshots. Whenever I get one of you idiots that think they can take it easy it's basically a free kill.
>>341874485
>implying you wouldn't do it for Mercy
>>341873172
>>341871637
>this thread
>>341874490
He dropped out months ago, m8
The person in the picture isn't even a Trump fan. He looks like a Bernie supporter, judging by his hat
>>341874509
I got soloed by a Mercy once.
I wasn't even mad.
>>341874564
MODERATION
>>341874228
Lol is free though
>>341865675
Holy shit those stats are embarrassing for 128 hours, even for a Mercy-Exclusive player.
I bet he spent over half of those hours jacking off to her
>>341874882
>overwatchfags can't admit 90% of their playerbase are ex-league of legends players
why do you think the community is so shit?
>>341875181
Meant for
>>341875081
>>341870717
There are specific situations to damage boost, otherwise, her pistol is more efficient.
>>341874138
Blizz wants to keep it "family friendly" so no real people can die, that's what you have the robots for
