Who fucked what to create this abomination?
>>341815185
me on the left
>>341815185
I don't know but hopefully it's gone forever
my body is not ready to fuck occoos
>>341815450
Hopefully they will be in Gaper Mario 2
>>341815439
She (he?) will be playable in the next Hyrule Warriors.
This was easily the worst part about Twilight Princess.
What the fuck were they thinking?
>>341815185
Me and you, baby
>>341815537
Thanks spazkid
Why design that? It's not a horror section of the game. Why not just make a city full of cute birds? I did like the dungeon, though. Hard to believe people didn't. Double hookshots were fun.
>>341815591
She has like 8 pairs of breasts, on the front and the back.
>>341815791
Knowing that the dungeon is a city full of those abortions is more terrifying than anything in Zelda.
>>341816258
honestly what the fuck were they thinking? how did all those pairs of tits get the OK?
>>341816124
>get creeped out at how saggy and elongated they are
>that's what boobs are supposed to look like
Humanity was a mistake.
>>341815336
You stare at saggy titties?
>>341816258
Is she talking about sex?
>>341816568
shitposting imminent
>>341816432
The same way those fat moblins with the huge nipple piercings got the ok in SS.
>>341815791
Punishment for fans that bitched about the cute style in the Wind Waker
>>341816432
They do acknowledge how weird it looks since the first time you pick one up Link has this expression on his face.
>>341815450
I could make them cute if I felt like it.
Edgy Aounuma
>>341816915
bald is kind of cute already but they;re literally birds
>>341816915
Hell I fapped to worse.
>>341815185
>>341815185
me or wife son
again xD
>>341815185
>>341816258
They have the face you just want to abuse.
>>341816865
>that sped up gif
>Ooccoo spinning on Link's dick while he makes an ashamed sex face
>>341816980
>not dipping into feral monster waifu territory once in a while
Pleb
>>341817242
i like being healthy as a human male
>>341816980
You never experienced what a cloaca feels like?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BLlETtNFvww/TkNBHRy4ueI/AAAAAAAAABQ/8r3pAFw5_h4/s1600/chickentract7.jpg
>>341817308
>i like being healthy as a human male
Pleb
>>341817707
facebook cancer
>>341816915
Do it Master Pai- I mean Betty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS34OEQkHg8
>>341815185
Either Skyloftians grew more avian or Loftwings grew more humanoid.Or they fucked and/or fused.
The dungeon was based on MC Escher's works.
>>341817495
when I was 4 or something, I walked in on my mom and my aunt beheading a chicken.
that was the closest I ever got to a live one
they also had the most annoying theme
for sky city https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKWygWknI1w
>>341815591
If you think this was the worst part about Twilight Princess, then your priorities are skewed.
>>341818221
is this new age music?
>>341818221
Cucks in the Sky
>>341818320
maybe he meant disturbing.
>>341816865
Why would Link fuck that thing when he has a pefectly good Midna right by him?
>>341818604
>Arhmagohma
>The yeti
>Occocos
>Dark Link killing normal link
>The area for that fucking water boss, the Twilit Amoeba or whatever
Why was Twilight Princess so scary, even just re-treading the beats of Ocarina of Time?
>>341818676
She has no holes.
>>341818791
don't forget Midna's jumpscare near the beginning of the game.
>>341818837
she does have a hole, Anon
>>341815791
I was disspointed as fuck with the dungeon because I was looking forward to an actual CITY in the sky, not some empty boring dungeon. Music was neat, though. And the boss was the most epic of Zelda boss battles.
>>341818676
Holy fuck, Midna turns me on so muchn asdalasdkjfalsdjf
>>341818604
Ooccoo has nothing on this cutscene
https://youtu.be/McKddLtjpUo?t=2m17s
>>341819039
You mean her mouth? With that big ass fang of hers? You crazy?
>>341818837
She has a perfectly good mouth.
>>341815791
Double hookshot was so fun, they brought it back in SS... for all of two puzzles, while also completely fucking up how they handled and ruining all the fun...
I hope they're back in BotW, I want to Spider-Man around with them some more
>>341815185
ur mom fucked ur dad
They're supposed to look like the classical depiction of the greek harpies, before modern artists made them hot.
![[QUESTIONS VISIBLY].png](https://i.imgur.com/HDde24C.png "[QUESTIONS VISIBLY].png")
Looks like something outta fucking NieR or some shit. What were they smoking?
>>341819365
Yes. I want Midna to hurt me and dominate me.
>>341819273
You aren't the only one my friend.
>>341815185
me fuckin ur mum lol ur the abomination
>>341819445
I don't recall old harpy paintings having 8 pairs of tits on the front and the back.
>>341819365
>With that big ass fang of hers? You crazy?
that just adds to the pleasure
>>341818837
>Not wanting her to give you a thigh job
>>341818221
>>341818791
>>341819036
Really making me want to play this again. Goddammit.
>>341819797
They were fucking ugly though, that's for sure.
>>341819273
>>341819498
>Midna will never drip melted wax all over your chest and tummy and give sweet kisses to your burns
Why live?
>>341819934
Literally my fantasy.
>>341819826
Or any part of her body, really.
>>341815185
I actually really like these designs.
>>341820319
yeah there's a taste for everything, there's even people who like pineapple on their pizza.
>>341820265
>>341820227
Too bad we will never get a sidekick near as good as Midna ever again.
>>341820265
she looks pregnant there.
>>341820319
The designs aren't bad in that they're MEANT to be weird, alien and off-putting. They're good designs for what they were going for.
>>341820897
>>341818221
I kinda like it. It reminds me of the old school zeldas where the dungeon music was actually creepy.
>>341820604
She is
>>341821334
Who got her pregnant?
>>341821512
An infaithful father.
i was never here.https://www.comdotgame.com/play/midna
>>341821992
wow I haven't seen this in years.
How the hell did this turn into a Midna thread?
>>341822301
Just go with it.
>>341822301
>Twilight Princess-related thread
>>341815185
I refuse to believe that these things created the Hylians. It's been many years since I played TP so correct me if i'm wrong but couldn't they have somehow moved in after the city's actual builders disappeared?
BEHOLD! A MAN
>>341818791
None of the stuff scared me as much as the well and shadow temple did.
Granted, 10 year gap may have had something to do with it.
>>341822960
I don't like loli stop this
All the breasts on that thing? Clearly it was the work of Slaanesh
>>341815185
well you see Skyloft gets pretty lonely and those Loftwings look really fuckable
>>341823234
Shota is easier to fap to that's not fair.
>>341823486
that's a girl
>>341823574
I always thought it was a boy. Hodeng.
>>341822945
Oh my god, hot.
>>341823617
nope
>>341823234
>>341823534
Post the rebel girl with the hawt ass.
you beat rollgoal yet?
>>341823793
>>341824003
Where did she get that wolf from?
>>341823938
Awful picture, but that'll do. But I actually forgot that >>341823931 was my waifu.
Couldn't you take her out in a canoe? I didn't play the HD remake so it's been a while.
>>341824238
That's so blurry it hurts my eyes.
>>341815185
>mfw i thought those were her tits with blue nipples
>mfw its just a pattern
>tfw barely any smut of Ashei
wtf
>>341823931
No need to because I had a sinking lure.
>>341824582
the joys of being a minor Zelda character that appears like halfway through and only for a minute or two.
>>341823931
No, I got banned...
>>341824468
>>341824202
>>341818095
Glad somebody recognised it. I'm disappointed how few people know his works outside 'crazy upside down houses'.
>>341825045
but that wolf is golden.
Is this her from the HD remaster? 'Cause it looks like they fucked her up royally.
>>341818221
Daily reminder: if you play that shit backwards most of the song sounds the same
>>341825390
what's her appeal anyway?
>>341825390
That's from the original version. Googling it found a source from 10 months ago.
>>341825581
sweater puppies.
>Ooccoo is likely taken from #00CC00, the hexadecimal code for Link's green tunic color in artwork for Ocarina of Time.
pottery.
>>341825581
It's the look she gives you >>341825031 like she is sick of your shit. And she has an ass. And >>341825625
>sweater puppies
>there will never be midna VR porn
>>341825782
came here to post that
>>341825782
or just a slight variation of cuckoo, the name of the other Zelda games' chickens.
>>341820227
>Midna will nevereat you
>>341825981
>Ooccoo got into VR before Midna
>>341824782
oh my anon thats good
>>341815185
Anon, pls. Do you even Zelda?
>>341825440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiCOBlwJ9GY
>>341826267
Oocoo and her son freak me out way more than those.
>>341826267
someone photoshop bayonetta's legs on him
>>341825045
That's the Link from OoT btw.
>>341825981
it will definitely happen one day, no doubt
>>341818095
>>341825051
more or less creepy?
>>341826458
are you one of those guys that likes to remind people that ekans backwards is snake?
>>341826687
yo dude
koffing=coughing
weezing=sneezing
>>341826838
wheezing is a thing too, and it has nothing to do with sneezing
>>341826573
>the fourth chicken man is us
>we're looking through it's eyes on the other side
>>341826838
>weezing=sneezing
>not just weezing=wheezing
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>341823931
If you didn't catch the Hyrule Loach without the sinking lure while having Hena in the boat and also complete all 64 levels of Rollgoal you are a shit husbando and should kill yourself.
>>341823931
>>341827341
post Link's face that he makes when he enters the fisher lady's place for the first time.
>>341825824
how is that appealing? I get that look all the time from women.
>>341827135
>>341827326
>>341827341
I didn't use the Sinking Lure, and had Hena with me, but I don't think I bothered winning all 64 levels of Rollgoal because it was boring.
>>341819440
Post yfw double clawshots are back, they can latch to any surface that Link is able to climb himself, and Link literally swings like Spider Man, able to fire again in mid air.
>>341827480
whoa there, Adonis, this is no place to brag.
>>341820548
>what is ST Zelda
midna was mediocre and felt too shoehorned. the last thing Zelda needs is an annoying sidekick bossing you around telling you where to go. navi was the beginning of the end for the series. at least the red lion was barely even with you.
>>341827634
>likes when women treat them shittily
no surprise there.
>no more midna post
>>341827558
Sounds possible to do given what we've seen, but it'd be cumbersome as fuck. Every single time you want to shoot another shot mid-air, you'd have to manually aim at the next thing while time slows down in order to accommodate your pathetic normal person reflexes. It wouldn't be satisfying like in Spider-Man 2.
>>341827704
>>what is ST Zelda
A forgettable sidekick that only serves for edited webms that have ''ur a faget'' in them?
>>341827884
still better than midna
>>341827265
Oh my god, thank you.
>>341827480
You're saying the slight look of disapproval, hinting at a power balance, a position of some sort she holds over you, a suggestiveness that she might take your cock for her plaything, just as an idle amusement, but just as likely would dismiss it, but you'd still get to have her see your cock...
You don't think that's appealing at all?
>>341828008
>>341827265
Ashei in Hyrule Warriors when?
>>341827704
>ST Zelda
Literally who
So is it just me or are the controls in Twilight Princess HD delayed and shitty compared to the original?
>>341827825
Here you go anon.
>>341828245
It's on the Wii U, of course everything is worse.
>>341827878
Well they can always do a little slowdown when you're in the air. Seems like there's already slowdown in moments where you dodge perfectly, or you go in for the kill on those guardians.
As long as you're able to spider man, but not required to do it in the game, I think it'd be great.
>>341828519
Like I said, sounds slow, cumbersome and annoying.
>>341829227
You would have to be a pedophile or a furry to find this thing attractive.
>>341829647
>furry
Where?
>>341829227
>There are people who don't find Midna attractive
I truly pity them. So many wonders they will never know.
>>341829647
>implying ALL shortstuff is children
>>341829647
imp =! furry.
shortstack =! child
>>341829647
Why don't you post a Zelda girl that is attractive, then?
SPOILER
>>341829937
Midna isn't shortstack.
>>341815185
I thought they were cute and I'd like to see them return in future games.
>>341830068
