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Writing done by Bioware
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World design by Ubisoft
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>>341811764
But assassin's creed has good world design?
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>>341811703
>Anime image
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playtesting done by /v/
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Well, looks like we succeeded. Good work everyone.
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>>341811703
Combat by Bethesda
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Animations by Bethesda
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sequel by valve
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Script, Music and Art by Toby "Radiation" Fox
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>>341811703
Borderlands 2 scaling, only with diminishing returns from the start.
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localization by nintendo treehouse
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>>341811703
its a episodic game by telltale
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anthony burch on the writing team
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Fanbase comprised of [Insert things with autistic fanbases here] fans
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>>341811856
World map is blotted with pointless fetch items by Ubisoft.

That you can't turn off.

And everything you find is just a gray tint that you can't turn off.
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All dialogue is in a made-up language and with full voice acting, a normal conversation sounds like the grunts of E3 Grunt Lady. Cannot skip dialogue or cutscenes.
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>>341811703
Development scheduling by EA.
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only on Uplay
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Microtransactions by Activision
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Franchise acquired by Microsoft.
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>>341812167
>sotc's cutscenes weren't good
Fuck you.
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>>341812297
>SotC sounded similar to E3 Grunt Lady
Go see an ear doctor.
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>>341811703
Memes by NOA
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Mobile Port
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attacking animations are done by 50 people at once, each person adds a random frama
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On disc DLC and the ending as DLC by Capcom
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Exclusive to Ouya
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Community management by Yanderedev
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>>341811703
Hit detection by Blizzard
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Omochao edition
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The entire second half of the game is only attainable through a long series of DLC.
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Hey /v/
We're going to need you to push the game out a bit faster than expected. I know you said you'd need at least 2 more years but how does Christmas sound? I'm sure six months is plenty of time. You guys are the best, keep up the good work!

- Publishy Mc'Publisher
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Net code by From Soft
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Wiiu's marketing team is announcing a new game coded by Black Isle, written by Bioware, character designs from gearbox, with gorgeous, smooth animations from Bethesda.

The gameplay is a Ubisoft style open world, single player with micro transactions and cosmetic DLC.
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Only available through EA Access Pass on Xbox One for a year.
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>>341812572
I don't think you guys understand how these threads work
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>Game says that you can pause cutscenes
>Hitting any button skips cutscenes instead
>Certain key cutscenes are unskippable, and are placed right before a hard boss fight, forcing you to rewatch that cutscene each time you die
>Credits are unskippable, every time
This is a nice starting point for agitation.
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>>341812720
10/10
Over sixty Game of the Year awards
Commercial success gets redefined
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Requires online at all times but most gameplay is offline.
It's one of those games you buy at Steam but still need an account on another site.
Character dialog made by Gearbox, SCREAMING IS HILARIOUS AND BADASS, I'M GAY BY THE WAY
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He drinks
CHEESE COFFEE
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EVERY NPC gives you a quest, and theres no way to delete quests but you need to 100% all side quest to get to the final boss
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>>341811703
PS4 exclusive
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>>341811991
>Writing done by Gearbox and revised by Bioware/Hamburger Hepler
>Marketed by Ubisoft
>World design by Konami
>Engine and character design by Bethesda
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>>341812931
already saved
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FromSoft's B-team is in charge of the sequel.

Sakurai in charge of balance.

Miyamoto in charge of anything.
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>>341812805
Just to add to that:
>A sound effect that plays a lot sounds extremely similar to the sound Skype plays when you have a notification
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Modern Hideo Kojima directing
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It's a reboot of a classic beloved franchise
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What developer or company is most notorious for not being able to keep bugs out of a game and the worst at fixing bugs?

>>341812805
>There's choosable dialogue
>The skip dialogue or cutscene button also selects dialogue.
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All you people trying to make it an exclusive... The worst game possible would be available for all systems but be built for the 3DS and lorted to the rest. PC port would be broken like Arkham. It would be locked at 30fps yet manage to fall well below that. It must also be developed on a shoestring budget from a Chinese company and almost all the budget will be spent hiring David Cage to do the writing.
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Early access survival
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>>341813234
Bethesda.
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>>341813349

Obsidian's up there too.
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>motion capture by bethesda
>combat of morrowind
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>>341812798
Just goes to show how new everyone is now
This board is fucking dead
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Multiplayer by Certain Affinity
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Soundtrack from Of Monsters and Men
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How fucking new are you idiots holy shit
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>>341812798
I DESHONUUR TO FAMULEE
I MUST GRABBU THE BABY
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Playtesting by Valve
Female character design by Gearbox
PR by the Mighty No. 9 mod team
Financial management by Kojima
Facial animation by From
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shilled on /pol/
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>>341811703
I got you sorted familia
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Main Story by Anthony Burch
Game Choice Flowchart by Telltale Games
Character Management by Anita Sarkeesian
Game Community Manager by Phil Fish
In-Game Microtransactions by EA
Franchise IP Holder by Konami
Published by 505 Games
Kickstarter management and creation by Keiji Inafune
Multiplayer net by Capcom
Multiplayer Servers powered by GameSpy
Game only available on uPlay
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fundraising by yogscast
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>>341813963
We never can play the game that case.
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Designated playthrough by Markiplier
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PR by Chucklefish
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Crowd funded with Inafune and cancelled a week before release.
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>>341814036
um
how about fundraising by Neal Stephenson
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Think Tony Hawk's Pro Skater but with Dark Souls style combat.

Default resolution cuts off a portion of the screen which has vital information on it.

Settings and options are written in morse code.
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>>341813737
>Playtesting by Valve
I'm still fucking mad, did they borrow monkeys from the zoo or some shit?
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Community management done by peter molineux
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Modelling and character 3D design by Brianna Wu
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>>341814218
Good.
But better with Keiji Inafune.
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>>341814731
Agreed, he's a master
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Honestly you just need pretty much everything done by Bethesda.
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Evertything by Brianna Wu
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Marketing done by nintendo
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>>341811703
Early Access done right by TWI.
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Programming by gamefreak and sonic team
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrpglqYeQBc

Music by bioware
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Grinding system by warframe developers
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Marketing by Comcept
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Coding and bug-testing by circa-2006 Sonic Team.
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Story by modern Blizzard.
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