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STOP. YOU JUST TRANSFORMED IN TO THE LAST VIDYA CHARACTER YOU PLAYED AS.

BUT THERES A DOWNSIDE.
THIS AIMBOTTING FUCK IS NOW TARGETTING YOU.

HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
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>>341796219
DOOM Guy from DOOM 1, so I'm pretty much set
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>>341796219
You could have also said that a koopa is out to get you, that would have made the lack of real danger more crass, and therefore, funnier.
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Rocket League car.
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Reinhardt. Come at me.

Or me to you, whichever
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>>341796219
I dunno how to feel about this
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>>341796219
Playing on MISERY, fuuuuck
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>Lucio

gg ez
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>>341796219
Dead unless it becomes a QTE.
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>>341798396
>>341797656
>>341796357

>implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygHaGY85e-U
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Well I sure hope I come with my attack speed gear or this is going to suck...
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>>341796219
I am the Nerevarine all hopped up on super stat boosting potions. I'm functionally immortal.

I'm fine.
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I'm fucked.
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>Max Payne
>3
I survive the fight but die of liver failure soon after.
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>>341796219
I got vats and max perception. I'm good.
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>>341796219
>Press E
>DED
Wew lad.
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My vision is augmented. I am prepared to perform my duties. I also picked the GEP gun from the start and hoarded grenades.
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>>341797656
>didn't play on legendary and/or are trying to be tough on the internet
you're gay
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>Courier
Sorted
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>>341798868
>>341798396

they find a way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LM4XcauQ_A
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>>341796219
>im rayman from rayman legands
Well...
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>>341796219
> The Commander
I'll just use my cool psi powers to kill him or something
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>Reaper

I go wraith form and still get shot.
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>Crysis man
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>>341796219
Winston from overwatch. He can leap and make a bubble shield. I'm toast.
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No problem.
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>>341796219
all units
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>sissel from ghost trick
i'm dead am i not?
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>>341796219
does doing dailies in sto count? if yeah, i've got a forcefield shield around me and space laser guns, not to mention a space ship in the orbit ready to rain antimatter based orbital strikes down on my command and teleport me away, so he's not a problem.

if mmo dailies don't count, senran kagura. i'm a titty ninja slut who can teleport, use magic and replace body with a wooden double on hit. i think i'll manage.
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>Mercy

Oh gosh... w-what is he going to do to me? I'm totally defenseless~
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>corvo
Blinks away
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>>341799402
sleep tight reap tight
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OK then. Maybe the army has a use for my infinite supply of turrets.
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>Herald of Andraste
I am literally stuck in Hinterlands. I have no idea about my characters true potential. So I guess I'm screwed.
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>The Bombedier from the Liberator mission
I win
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Probably still fucked. Are they still insane in the remake or did they tone them down a bit?
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REFLECTED
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Forza Horizon 2...

By he time that shit reloads I'll be driving through a field of purple flowers unlike that faggot.
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The last dragonborn, level 78.
I don't know who you are but you're dead.
Everything is dead.
Game isn't fun anymore.
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>Geralt of Rivia

I guess I'll just have to spam Quen
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>>341800762
Or Ill forget my file.
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My own sniper from swtor really depends on if I have my companion with me or not and if I can get into cover fast enough
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> all these overwatch characters

76 is the only one who has a chance because he's the only one with an aimbot, the rest of them would get completely fucking wrecked.

Even 76 has like a 80/20 shot because you actually have to know how to utilize the aimbot better, and OP already said he was targeting you. Good luck getting around that corner.
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>>341796219
>fox
use my shine like sakurai intended
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Kirby
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAH
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>>341800841

see

>>341799212

>>341800762
Still insane.
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>transform into RE1 Jill
>literal dream come true
>instantly one shotted by Jackal

Cruel thread
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>>341801101
Wouldn't kirby get fucked up? he gets fucked up by lots of stuff in game and nothing is as fast or as punishing as this sniper
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>>341796219
Dr. Mario.
Only if the cape can reflect his shots and I can perfectly anticipate one.
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>>341796219
>I am now a qt deranged goth slut malkavian vampire.
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A worm from worms. Do I get to go first?
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>>341801137
Christ that is insane. Judging by that its worse now.
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>>341799729
Local units
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>>341796219
I'll try to be faster.
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>>341801235
Just start the animation as you jump around a corner. Jack's are fast, not smart.

And hope he doesn't have a friend or you're fucked.
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Goddamnit, Zael.
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>>341799212
>all this money thrown into the amazing looking cutscenes
>game looks like complete shit
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I'm a fucking hollow in dark souls 1
I'm somewhat fucked since I'll lose my sanity
but fuck that, I'm pretty much deathless
and brace yourselves, I'm gitting gud
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>>341800626
>Big Red One
God-Tier fucking taste, my man.
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I mean, I think I'll be alright.
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>>341796219
COME GET ME!
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>>341801469
Don't forget all the modern sound effects that they just HAD to add in! Wouldn't be an authentic game if WUBs werent added in all over the fucking place.
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>>341801137

Shit... well... I'll at least ENJOY the flowers before I'm insta-gibbed
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>>341801482
in an open field with the best armor I'm not sure the forsaken one could ever beat the jackal unless you have iframes on your roll, his gun will fuck whatever armor you are wearing up every time.
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>>341801101
kirby is not invincible you fucking retard
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>>341801482
>and brace yourselves, I'm gitting gud
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>>341796219
HOOK, LINE AND SINKER!
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I'm pretty fucked. RTS commanders aren't great at 1v1s.
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>>341802054
He'd take at most 3 hits then go down, maybe even one, jackal one hits a spartan THROUGH his OP shield.
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>>341802054
>hook range is 20 ft

yeah okay bud.
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>>341797851
what game?
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>>341796219
Human from final fantasy legend? I'll just chainsaw his ass
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>>341801574
>Walk up to the jackal with your shield up
>He literally one shots you when you deactivate your shield to hit him
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>>341796219
I'm Picard. I have plot armor. Good to go.
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>>341801645
what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>341796219
>Alucard
I turn into mist, fly over to him, then turn back and slice him to pieces with my two Crissaegrims.
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>>341800903
Nah. You're fucked. As am I.
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>>341802267
rein could just lob an energy ball at him after hes blocked a shot, the jackals aren't exactly smart
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>Alexander the Great in Civ 5
Have fun fighting 50,000 hoplites and companion cavalry
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>the brave hunter

Easy fucking peasy.
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>Hunter using aerial arts dual blades from Monster Hunter
Invicibility frames don't fail me now
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>>341796219
>Mei
The Jackal is way outclassed.
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>>341796219
I'll be okay. That guy can't hurt a destroyer
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>>341801574

Assuming that the beam rifle projectiles don't penetrate straight through the shield, like a few of the OW energy weapons do.
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>>341801574
>the version without a helmet
yeah you're fucked
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>>341800817
but you can't reflect beam weapons
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>>341802446
you would die before then
watch this video

>>341798596
They'll headshot you a millisecond after taking damage, no matter the source, unless it kills them in one hit

Skip to 32 seconds if it doesnt embed

https://youtu.be/ygHaGY85e-U?t=32s
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>>341796219
Calem from X and Y. I have 6 Pokemon with me so I'm all set.
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>>341802319
Watch some clips where the covenant ships start to take off. They added in a fuckload of unnecessary sound effects.
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>>341800356
Nothing personel, kid
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>>341800924
game?
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>>341796219

>Pharah

>JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABO-AUGH

Pretty fucked.
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Summon the elector counts!
Probably just get shot but I look cool.
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To help cut down on the useless posts:

Are you and OVERWATCH character?

Then you die.

Thanks.
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I don't want to think about the proper damage calculations from games, I hope my snowglobes are tough enough
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My Titan on Destiny. I'll just Ward of Dawn and be fine.
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>>341802840
Battlefleet Gothic: Armada. Fun as shit.
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>tfw honestly cannot remember the last game I played
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>>341798596
Off the rock...through the bush...nothing but jackal...
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Gta online character, o nos
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>>341796219
WORRY NOT COMRADES GLORIOUS STALINIUM WILL BOUNCE SILLY ALIEN FASCIST SH-

*Gets shot*
*Gunner is wounded*
*Driver is wounded*
*Horizontal turret drive is damaged*
*Vertical turret drive is damaged*
*Cannon Breech is damaged*
*Left track blown up*
*Right track blown up*
*Commander is wounded*
*Ammo blown up*
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Zer0 from Borderlands 2. Pretty much every enemy in borderlands is an autoaim fag so i should be fine. turn on decoy, run behind and stab the fucker. the end.
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Loki from Smite. Time to stab fuckers
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>>341803132
kek
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>>341803051

As long as you have a Kuruma it's all good
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>>341796219
>one-shot kill anywhere on the body

who the hell thought that was a good idea
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>delta
so not only am i perfectly fine, but i get access to plasmids, giant-ass weapons and armor, and sweet little sister pussy?
p good deal op
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>>341796219
>Reinhardt
>I actually have a fucking chance
Holy shit
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>>341802780
Can't reflect streams. Lasers can be reflected perfectly fine, which is what it is.
Gg no re
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>>341802054
Looks like Pudge from Doto desu,
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>>341803403
You will get fucked anyway, Master Chief is already the personification of ridiculously OP supersoldier and he still gets one shot.
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>>341803263
You're retarded for not sniping him while invisible. That's literally the only way. And if you miss, you're dead.

You have 5 seconds to get behind him. Do you even know where he is? Is his position even reachable?

Fuck dude, he's not 2 feet in front of you. Use you're fucking head.
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>>341801792
But u see Ivan if u eet bullet u become bullet
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Get fucked
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>>341803651
>Reflector Plate
>A large electromagnetic dynamo is powered by the Drill's rotation.
>This upgrade causes every shot and projectile to be reflected back at the attacker when spinning the Drill.
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>Path of Exile Witch
>with 2500 life, 3000 energy shield, 75% all resistances and 10000+ damage and enough armor to probably reduce its damage to almost nothing

I'd imagine a jackal sniper doesn't do much more than a few hundred damage, so I'd have no trouble at all.
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>>341803665
kek i realize going melee zer0 was hard for you kid, but don't worry, you'll get better someday! just keep on trying!
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>>341796219
DEAR HEAVENS
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>>341802949
>Reinhardt
>Roadhog
>Zarya
>DVa
>Genji
>Reaper
Others can pull it off fine if you give less than pristine conditions to the jackal.
Get grumpy, though. Enjoy your shitposting just because you're upset OW isn't a failure for you to meme about.
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>>341796219
Just fucking call in 3 squads of panzerfusiliers
Big deal
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>>341803906
One of them will shoot from behind and kill you mate.

Those fuckers are everywhere, and you don't know where until it is too late.
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I think people are missing the point of this thread.

"How fucked are you" does not mean, "how does this character overcome the jackyl". You're all fucked, unless you are infinitely invulnerable, have god mode enabled and can shoot through walls, or you are actually the jackyl trying to kill you.
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I win. Scout cheese too strong with Awaken Potential. Even if I get shot, then she just goes Valkyria and super fucks the thing.
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>>341796219
Not sure how to feel
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just had my first playthrough last night
it was destiny
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>>341804007
Melee zero is literally the easiest zero..

6/10, I still replied.
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Unkindled One

I'll respawn several times until I get the I-Frames down and kill his shit.
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>>341804060
i mean thats cool and all but
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>>341804094
>no one can beat this paper thin enemy without cheats
>oh except the character from the same game when it throws multiples of them at you at a time
>also his power level isn't even that high, so pretty much anyone is guaranteed a win
You are dumb.
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>>341796219
>Winston

I'M USED TO YOUR KIND
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>>341804042
I remember playing some of the singleplayer missions in ARMA. But when I get into a multiplayer server, I don't know what to do.
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>>341801326
A base is under attack
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>>341801326
supply pad upgraded
supply pad upgraded
supply pad upgraded
supply pad upgraded
supply pad upgraded
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>>341804054
I SEE YOUR FASCIST AGGRESSION AND I RAISE MY CONSCRIPT BLOB

>>341804309
That's the only way to deal with them really, respawn, get killed, respawn, get killed, respawn, get killed, respawn, get killed, respawn, kill the bastard, advance 10 meters then get killed by another jackal.

Rinse and repeat.
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>World In Conflict

>3x Heavy Artillery

Though not counting actual units.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srb4_7F3lAc
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>>341796219
I started playing Kingdom of Loathing again, and I've been powerlevelling for fun, currently in the west of loathing challenge path as a level 146 snake oiler in a game where you beat the game at level 13, and post-game stuff mostly caps at level 20-30. I'm geared with an item that always give me initiative in combat, and I have a skill that delevels attack and defense by more than 100%. I don't think I can feasibly lose this fight.
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>>341804387

Headshot as you jump.

Bye.
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>>341804513
He will shoot the shells midair and the shrapnel will proceed to fuck you up.
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>Knight from Chivalry except in KF2
Well I'm probably fucked.

Also this game fucking sucks. 2 million years to level your perk up to some level of usefulness? Fuck you. Buy some keys for cosmetics? Fuck you.
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>>341802231
Cod, the greatest game of mankind.
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>>341804382
You're dumb

The jackyl is already targeting you, as stated in the OP.

And Master Chief regularly gets fucked by Jackyls. Did you even play the game? Or how about see one of the videos in the thread? Jackyls are literally sniping gods.
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>>341796219
Marth. I'm probably fucked unless I'm in an anime
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>>341804043
Doesn't change the fact that no OW character would stand a chance. Be upset all you want, doesn't change that fact.
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>>341804480
moving out
rolling out
on the move
YEE HAW
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>>341804043
None of those characters would win. What the hell are you talking about?
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>>341804570
>lol this oneshots you
Not really, no. He lands, that knocks jackal back, drops shield, stands still and holds M1 while the jackal sits in place with its poor AI trying to shoot through the shield, then it dies.
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>>341804745
Bringin' the chill
ODSTs are in the tubes

U S A, U S A - er, I mean... U N S C
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>>341804868
Except it does one-shot you.
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>>341804687
>canon ending of the games is MC dies hundreds of times to scrubs with rifles
Oh wait no, it's not. The exact opposite is true.
Nice try shitposting though.
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>>341804705
>>341804836
>no argument
>ur mad :^)
Sure proved me wrong. Stay delusional.
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>>341804836
>>341804705
>>341804687

I feel like you anons are letting your PTSD get to you. Jackals can be felled. They can be beaten!
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>>341796219 (OP)
Pfft. I beat it on SLASO. I'll give 'em the rooty tooty shooterino
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I just got done playing Halo 1 after seeing another thread and feeling a bit nostalgic.

I guess I'll technically be okay in the end, its not like I haven't beaten all them on Legendary, but its going to be a long ride through certain sections.
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>>341804969
>winston can't tank a sniper headshot
Except he can, so you're wrong. Learn to count, I guess?
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>>341804989
> canon

Alright, you're clearly a faggot. Moving on.
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>>341796219
>Genji

Sucks for the Jackal
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>>341805102
>make retarded posts
>i won! :^)

Not as if anyone expects any more from OW cockriders.
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>>341805218
>I can't prove him wrong, but thank GOD he misspelled something!
Keep up that quality posting, anon.
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>>341805214
From a beam rifle? To the head?

Are you retarded?
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>>341796219
>Dark Souls 3 character
Gonna be dodging and break dancing this bitch to death
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>the anonymous douche from Forza Horizon 2, who can go back in time about half a minute

I guess it depends on how fast he's going and if there is cover nearby.
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>>341805318
>still not making a point
>overreacting to the mention of Overwatch
Way to keep proving me right. Stay shitposty.
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You're going to need a few thousand more jackal snipers before my character in Terraria comes close to going down.
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>Hitler from Hearts of Iron IV

Well he didn't get assassinated in real life so maybe I'll be fine
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>a level 472 barbarian that has 51053 life, 2054 damage reduction, 50% damage reduction, 75% chance to block attacks, 100% crushing blow and deals 95k-452k damage per hit at 25 attacks per second (which is doubled because he has 100% deadly strike)

How much damage do jackyl snipers deal and how much life do they have?
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>>341805368
Let's look at some facts.
>no you're wrong!
Oh wait, no that was your post. My bad. Turns out that's not actually a fact.
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>>341804959
Why did captian cutter go to a mccdonalds?
So he could order a big mac
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>>341805532
About 200, 50 respectively.
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>>341805349
You're braindead. Canon is the correct spelling.

You're a faggot because this thread is about the utter brokenness of the AI in the video game. Canon has absolutely no weight in any argument. Unless everyone here turns into Master Cheif, canon doesn't mean shit because Jackyls don't exist in any other canon anyway, dipshit.

Capabilities and powers are the only argument anyone can have. And none of the ones ITT beat getting 100-0 by a jackyl as the very first pixel of your model breaches a corner.
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>>341796219
I frames can save me as long as I panic roll.
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>>341805507
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE STEAM GROUP.
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Let's see those cocksuckers stop the POWER OF UNDERSTANDING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re0jXF7dZ8w
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>>341796219
>Sarranid ninja archer on Mountain Blade.
Depends on how gud I am.
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>>341805574
You didn't post facts.

He can tank a sniper shot. Not a beam rifle shot and not to the head. There's no ground, so we're going by the grounds that a head shot is a one shot, and the rifle pent rates sheilds, because it did in Halo.

Unless Winston isn't powered by a brain of any kind. That would be news to me.
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>>341805786

>visiting /gsg/

jej
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>HE KILLS YOU NO MATTER WHAT
Why even have the thread.
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>>341805574

So let's say Master Chief was in Overwatch. He's basically a tank combined with an always up, regenerating shield. So essentially, Rein. And drops from one headshot. So yes.

YOU DIED
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>>341805924
It's basically a Halo thread to talk about how broken the enemy is, but it seems to have turned into a shitting on OW thread, and that's fine with me.
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>>341805708
>>341805895
>being this defensive over your shitposts
I'm just glad you're here to improve the board quality with your completely baseless assumptions.
Thank you for your service!
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>>341805902
t. Rob/Kojak/Mehmet/Johan/unHPM

>>341805924
Because you're supposed to say how he kills you in a funny way, not be the little kid who always wants to win.
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>>341806073
The only one shitposting here is you. Unless you are actually this much of a child. This is an 18+ board, by the way.
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>>341806032
>let's assume things that prove me right
Wow, you reallyconvinced me!
About how dumb you are, not your point. Still unconvinced by your zero (0) evidence.
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>>341805708

>200 damage every few seconds
>impressive

Just about any RPG character wouldn't have a big issue with this fight. The fact of the matter is that Master Chief is a very weak protagonist and anything that can easily defeat him isn't all that impressive.
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the most overlooked thing about jackal snipers is that whenever you encountered them they came by the shitton

imagine being able to take down one of their ilk and then get skullfucked by at least three more from every direction and you've got the halo 2 legendary experience
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>>341796219
How ironic. I just played Halo 2 and quit due to getting fed up from jackal snipers. So I guess I'm fucked, right?
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>>341805501
>that toolbar at the bottom
What mods are you using?
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>>341806046
>one shit game with shit AI is somehow better than this other shit game with shit tick rate
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>>341806218
>you're shitposting
>you're underage
>i win ;^)
Oh wait, this is that same bait you used earlier. Uncreative much?
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>>341804043
>Called out that Overwatch characters wouldn't stand a chance
>Y-YOU'RE JUST MAD THE GAME SOLD WELL!

Why are Overwatch players so defensive? Where in that post any Overwatch shitposting occur? Just play the game and stop getting so mad anytime someone says anything remotely negative about it, lol.
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>>341796219
QP from 100% Orange Juice
I hope I roll a 6 for evade
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>>341806414
>let's fight shitposting with shitposting
Why are you taking his bait? Just report and hide that shit, you moron.
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>>341796219

Funnily enough, I last played The Arbiter in Killer Instinct.

Since this is a Jackal circa the start of Halo 2's story, he'll simply realize I'm a friendly and I'm free to go. That worked out nicely.
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>>341796219
>Mustard Chef:"THESE GUYS DON'T FUCK AROUND"
Really Bungie?
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>Barrier
>auto-revive
I'm fine.
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>>341806236

Okay then fuckface how would you convert Master Chief to Overwatch? As squishy as Tracer? At least try to be good bait.
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>>341806414
>I'll prove I'm not mad about Overwatch succeeding by ALL CAPSING and writing about a paragraph about how not mad I am, lol
My bad, didn't realize how "not" mad you definitely are.
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>>341806603
>fine post things for me to shitpost against
No thanks, I think you've done enough of that for this thread.
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>>341806712

Pot meet kettle.
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>>341800205
Kill you with precision the likes the world had never seen.
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>>341806787
>>341806712
>>341806610
>>341806506
>>341806414
>>341806363
>>341806236
>>341806073
>>341806032
>>341805895
>>341805708

thanks for ruining the thread
now it's autosaging and everyone has left

I'm convinced this is just two friends pretending to be upset in order to shitpost a thread in to oblivion (which it did)
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Thanks for all the (You)'s, guys. I've met my daily quota just from this thread!
Enjoy funposting with each other now that the thread's been ruined.
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>>341807221
Half of them were me. >>341807243
The rest were just idiots feeding off my bait. I will never understand why retards take such obvious hooks.
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>>341806603

400 health with a 1000 dmg shield and can choose weapons from whatever class he fucking wants. MC is bullshit
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>>341807221
>autosagging

But it's not?
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>>341807404
Oh ho ho, my friend. Yes, merely pretending.
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>Kirby
Probably would be hit several times but he's pretty durable, considering the lasers, arrows, explosions, etc. he's survived.
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>>341802980
Looks god damned radical. Thanks.
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>>341796219
>that one fucking corridor in the city level right after Johnson gets picked up on legendary
>there's like 10 of them and if you don't get the instakill headshot you're dead
>then a dozen fucking buggers show up
>then more snipers down the hallways and on the rooftops
>then if you're still alive two invisible sword elites spawn in behind you and stab you in the anus
Replaying this shit these days I gained some respect for my younger self's stubbornness. Or maybe I just didn't have any other games to play.
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>>341807498
>you're retarded
>but I'm too scared to say it to you straight
Gosh, you sure got me! I must really be mentally challenged to point out all your baitposting.
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>>341807784
>the alleyway after the buggers
fuck that part, especially the one little bastard that sits on the roof perpendicular to the alley and the two on the roof after the alley.
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>>341807898
I wouldn't want you to beat me up over the internet or anything. :^)
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>Megaman
LEAF SHIELD
FLASH BOMB
ASTRO CRUSH
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>>341808000
>off the rock, into the bush, nothing but jackal
>checkpoint right as I approach that one fallen tree bridge looking at the cave down bottom
>5 snipers all run out at once
it was a long time before I got past that checkpoint
I kinda wish I had that kind of patience still.
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>>341796219
Olimar. At least I have lots of little minions to protect me...not to mention I'm fucking tiny now
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>>341808836
>get killed instantly too many times in a row
>game sets you two checkpoints back because it thinks you were locked in to a instant death checkpoint
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>>341796219
>Freq from NBA2K16

Well fuck me and my desire to make fun of Spike Lee turning into a fall down a rabbit hole of Basketball games.
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>>341796219
You can't be serious...
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>Spehs Mehrine from Strange Journey with demons that know reflect spells

That guy's fucked.
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>>341807516

I think Kirby could do it. Beam rifles are powerful as shit but Kirby is basically just short of cartoon physics
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I'm fine.
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>>341808836
Eh, same situation here. I still do have the patience but I don't always have the time.
>tfw getting old

Also
>nearing the fort area before the gondolas on Regret
>destroyed because I couldn't find the two jackals sitting on the roof until I decided to try sniping the buggers
>>341809015
Why wouldn't you just reset to checkpoint instead of letting the slow death ragdoll go through?
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>>341809280
Yeah, all the shit Kirby tanks is ridiculous
>tfw he absorbs the sniper's ability
>gets beam
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>>341809321
>Why wouldn't you just reset to checkpoint instead of letting the slow death ragdoll go through?
It will do the same thing.
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>>341796219
>Warframe
I'm fucking Limbo, I'll just enter the rift.
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>Geralt
Between Quen, dodging, rolling, and alchemy I should be fine.
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>>341809448
>beam
But there's a Sniper ability.
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>>341809471
Does it? I'm playing the original on xbox huge and resetting never erased my checkpoint.
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>>341809280
>>341809448

kirby is only like 8 inches tall though
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>Torbjorn

I'll just build my aimbot turret and hide somewhere
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Can't die to the Jackal's attacks so victory is guaranteed. Still going to hurt like hell getting close enough to attack though.
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>>341809554
Hmm
Does he get
>sniper
>laser
>beam
>>341809607
Ok?
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LT + RT

X + A

LT + RT
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>>341796219
>my FONV character

EZ PZ I JUST TAKE ALL THE DRUGS IN THE WORLD
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>>341798596
This guy just fucking sucks.

He's playing Halo with what is obviously a controller while also pretending he's playing Call of Duty.

Nigger, quite standing in the same spot sticking your head out repeatedly, just get mobile and fucking rush in, they can't aim for jack unless you just stand there baiting them.
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>>341806351
That toolbar is from the cheat sheet mod which lets you do a bunch of shit including spawn any item or npc from other mods.
Anyway here's the full list.
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But what if I was using mods to play as a Jackal Sniper in something else?
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>>341798979

This, except I just beat it and merged Helios, so I'm basically god.
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>>341796219
>Pop Survivor Link
>Flashbang sticky
>Shoot him to bits with my 214 GS SMG + Fire Ammo.

Alt
>Doom Guy
DO I even need to say anything?
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>mfw Warboss Gorgutz
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>>341796219
>DBZ Supersonic Warriors
>Goku

I think I'll be fine.
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>>341796219
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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Either find somewhere to hide and fap while waiting for coming death or try to use the hammer's ranged attack while waiting for an ambush.

Then fap.
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Fucking come at me filthy jackal
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>>341796219
>Subnautica.

Pretty fucked. I'm a fragile faggot who needs to eat and drink every 10 minutes.
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>>341809843
>He's playing Halo with what is obviously a controller

What else can you play the MCC with you fucking gimp

The controller dosent even matter, like you said he's just rushing out there and isnt even casing the situation. In that first are with Sniper Alley there's at least three snipers in the same area, he kept focusing on one.
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Faith from Mirror's Edge 1, so probably fucked unless I can run up to him and disarm him, and even then probably still fucked because any kind of fighting in that game fucking blows.
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Lets see the fucker beat my bunny hop.
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>>341810567
>Place mobile vehicle bay
>Build Cyclops
>It just falls on the Jackal

EZ
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>>341810594
>n that first are with Sniper Alley there's at least three snipers in the same area

There's actually 7. And then 5 more before you reach the marines facing off against the white ultra.
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Link from BoTW

I got to play the game.
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>>341796219
>level 1 diablo 2 barb i'm perming as a mule while watching powers

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>341796219
He can't manipulate time, so he's toast.
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>>341810782
I mean that area where you first meet them, the large area with the broken building by itself

the area at 0:50
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>>341810594
Fuck you're right lol.

It's been so long since I played on a console that the fact that that's what I played Halo on totally slipped my mind.

Still, he should have known better. I beat all the games up to 4 on legendary by just bum-rushing everything, playing whack-a-mole with the corner of a building seems fucking retarded,
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>Transformed

thatsmyfetish.jpg
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>>341810897
>3 in the beginning, in random spawns on the roofs (from 3 alternating locations)
>3 in the first alley
>7 in the second
>5 in the third
>4 on the beaches
>2 in the tunnels
>2 more at the end of the tunnels

the ptsd is real anon
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