YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO REVIEW THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL BLOW THE BRAINS OUT OF THIS DOG!
Overwatch is overrated and poorly balanced. It's also boring.
Wolfenstein New Order
It was a good until the stupid supernatural Jewish shit and the terrible final boss and shitty ending
Neverwinter Nights is pretty cool eh has lots of mods and doesn't afraid of nothing.
>>341780917
i dont negotiate with terrorists
Okami HD solid 3/7
Splinter cell conviction
Gameplay is bad but story is fan-fucking-tastic
Uncharted 4.
8/10.
>>341780917
Sir that is a rat
>>341780917
DO IT
Waiting simulator
The Secret World and god help me I'm enjoying it
>>341781395
I think you have the exact opposite of what that game is
>stock imagery of threatening a dog over the internet
Witcher 3
The open world is boring, quests are fun. Combat grows on you a little bit but isn't that great.
Dishonored.
Non-lethal options are a bit too limited, but them's the breaks for being a low chaos moralfag, I guess
DMC4SE
Great gameplay stuck in a bad game. The level design is mostly uninspired and it does too little to keep things interesting, then you have to backtrack through it all, and to top it off beat the game like 20 times to unlock everything.
A DMC5 with the exact same gameplay but with a quality campaign could be a total 10/10
>>341780917
Morrowind. 10/10 would play again and again and again and againand again[/spoiler.
>>341780917
Overwatch is pretty fun when everyone knows what they're doing, just like with any online shooter.
jet set radio is fun groovy and I hate tanks
>minecraft
My friends just started up a server. Its way different than when I played it 4 years ago.
oath in felghana
artificial difficulty
>>341780917
Insurgency
Shit's fun as fuck
>>341780917
Dark souls 3
Very fun to play, not as good as 1 but still very good.
>>341780917
That's not a cat.
Dark Souls 2: SotFS
It's all right, slightly better than the original version. Still the worst Souls game though.
>>341780917
leave the dog alone punk
>>341780917
I ate dogs every week back in Korea. Go ahead.
Monster Hunter Freedom
Breddy gud, just wish I had a friend to play it with.
FE8 is pretty fucking good
DOOM
Too many points of no return
Too many lockdown sequences
Too much glory kill pandering
witcher 3
the first hour or two I really didnt like it... the combat and movement felt rubbish but after a few hours of playing I really changed my mind.
10/10 one of the best games ive ever played
Monster Girl Quest is a game that promises lots of monster girl fucking but then trojan horses a really solid main cast at you.
TF2 was good until valve turned full on Jew mode
Uncharted 4 is a pretty yet mediocre game that apparently hasn't learned from its past mistakes. Offering nothing new other than visuals into the 4th installment.
>>341782006
Fuck you.
Tell me how they tasted.
That dog looks like it did something wrong though.
>>341780917
Stranger of Sword City.
It is just Etrian Odyssey just far less deep.
Only thing that EO doesn't have that SoSC has is the Hiding system and life point system and I guess custom character portraits.
Besides that EO has everything else going for it.
6/10
>>341780917
SMT: NOCTURNE
Interesting gameplay But emulator glutches out when i try to negotiate with specific demon But Its Still a good game
DOOM 6/66
Fun for a few hours then just repetitive as fuck.
Max Payne 3
Greatest third person shooter ever.
>>341780917
Uncharted 4/5
I haven't finished it yet but so far it's fucking awesome . I love horror movies so it's glorious to me: interactive b horror movie with good atmosphere, funny dialogue and actual well crafted jump scares. I'm only about 3 hours in.
>>341780917
Go ahead, it's not the type of dog I like.
Been playing Oblivion, with some mods. They fix a lot of the biggest flaws of the orig
Review.exe has stopped working
half-life
pretty fun. the soldiers are annoying, though.
Do I have ten seconds to write the review? Or are you gonna kill the dog in ten seconds?
Anyways, Overwatch has all the depth of a mobile game and all the addictive qualities too
>>341780917
Pokemon Black 2
+I actually like the pokemon this gen
+alright music
-most of the cities on the map are pointless
-the map is kind of a clusterfuck
Havent finished it yet 7/10. As a reference the D/P gen I give a 4/10
Catacomb Kids isnt finished, but its fun.
>>341780917
Snatchers is 5/10
DMC Devil May Cry
Super easy but aside from that no idea why people were shitting themselves when it came out.
>>341782216
Depends how much they suffered before dying. The ones who got buried in the ground with only their head sticking out tastes the best.
>>341780917
OH NO PLEASE MR. COPYRIGHT FREE STOCK IMAGE! DONT KILL DOG!
>>341780917
SS13 is really fucking good and fun, but siffere heavily from beyond being a fucking thing. Too autistic sometimes.
>>341780917
Nier.
I'm crying.
>>341780917
DISHONORED WAS A FUN GAME WITH FUN GAMEPLAY WITH LEVEL DESIGN THAT GAVE YOU OPTIONS, BUT THE MORAL SYSTEM CONTRADICTED WITH A FUN PLAYSTYLE AND BETHESDA IS SHIT AT ANIMATIONS AND GRAPHICS. 7/10 GAME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY0lhTq5r18
>>341780917
Final Fantasy IX
A.k.a The best Final Fantasy
>>341780917
Titanfall
Decent, SP killed the game.
>>341780917
Kancolle
I'm not sure its actually a game, seems more like a rng/timer simulator. Cute girls though. 6/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sximzPOJ2fw
Planet Robobot
Cute, fun, somehow hype as fuck
Fallout 4
Average FPS
Below average RPG
>>341782221
It doesn't like having something cold against the side of its head, have you never seen a dog before
world of warcraft is prety fun c:
>>341780917
Overwatch
It's casual fun, especially when you play with friends and cheese the enemy team.
>>341780917
Anon, absolutely no one here is old enough to get this reference, what are you dong?
Victoria 2
It's fun
>>341780917
Dragon Age Origins
Seems decent so far, played about 3 hours of it. Combat is fucking terrible but its fairly old so it is to be expected. I haven't seen any BioWare SJW bullshit yet.
Blizz is good at assembling lasting works from old properties
leave the pupper alone
>>341780917
played tloz Twilight Princess i'm past the third boss dungeon, can turn to dog at will
the game is pretty well made, it's my first zelda game since majora's mask, its really comfy, people put some real love into the gameI think this midget bitch is cute
8/10
leave the dogger alon anon
>>341783103
How do you like the shooting? I never played it but the gunplay looks awful.
>>341780917
RE6 feels like a clusterfuck of ideas hastily thrown together.
Leons campaign has the best enemies but has the most hand holding.
Chris' campaign is about shooting bullet sponge enemies and being gay.
Jakes campaign is trying to be cuhrayzeee but falls short but still ends up having the most variety.
Didn't play Adas campaign yet and probably won't.
Mercenaries is great.
>>341780917
overwatch is simultaneously over and underrated, depending on who you ask
if you ask me, it's briddy gud/10
Pokemon White
Tweaks for faster gameplay from previous entries, over 150 new Pokemon, great animated sprites throughout battle, and best plot in the main series. Downsides are the butchered Nintendo Wi-fi features and a giant post game level curve.
>>341780917
Planet Robobot was by far one of the best platforming games I have ever played.
>god tier ost
>god tier level design
>genuinely fun boss battles
>incredible final boss
Good
Fuck dogs they're shit
>>341783108
I have, but I never owned a dog, so I wouldn't know what temps it prefers near its head.
Banished with CC mod
it's okay but I don't like how there's no real progression.
Dota 2 has a few balance issues here and there but it's highly dependent on player skill but I wish my teammates spoke the same language as me and communicated
shitty community/10
Warhammer TW
Some things have been simplified but its also the freshest total war and the most fun I've had with the series in a very long time. Every faction is actually unique and not just with units but tech trees, research mechanics and neat little features like the book of grudges.
After Rome 2 and to a lesser extent Attila (mass dlcs that were half arsed) I had really begun to give up hope on them, but this has really turned it around.
>>341780917
Life is strange. Easy 9/10 for me but im not going to try and convince you red pill faggots
>>341780917
Fallout 1 is okay
>>341780917
who dat
"Invoices"
My own game, which is literally just a non-functional title screen right now. It's not a game.
>>341783778
I don't think you can convince us to eat shit.
>>341780917
rip doggo
>>341780917
You wouldn't do it, you fucking pussy.
Spyro the dragon
REALLY FUN GAME i love the artsyle and the colors
the collecting is super fun and the gems are cool
>>341781750
So boring. Picked Lady, dropped it right after that stupid frog boss. The design is just so...shitty.
Revelator is amazing.
I'm bad.
I spam 2 raven combos and do big firebally when I knock them down.
>>341780917
Wolfenstein The New Order.
I wish I wasn't on the jews side. 7/10
witcher 3 is fun with an interesting story.
also, people say the combat sucks but I like it.
>>341780917
>Crysis 1
10/10 plays like a modern AAA game and has amazing graphicals
New Kirby game is really fun, robot suit was fun! I liked that it wasn't another hyper nova.
>>341782764
Burn in hell
>>341780917
DARK SOULS 3
I'M BORED OF THE FORMULA NOW, CAN'T BE BOTHERED SINCE REACHING BOOLEAN DANCER OF THE VALLEY
And I've got 260 hours in DS1 and 133 in DS2
LOTS AND LOTS OF BONES!
>>341780917
Wadonahara and the great blue sea was one of the worst experiences I have ever had, and the only reason I played it at all is because somebody told me it would be one of the most painful experiences on earth and now that I've played the game I can safely say I want to end my existance
>>341783440
It's not horrible. As bad as it looks it's still a massive improvement from previous Fallout games.
>>341783889
>i didnt play the game
Oh yea, thanks for the input though
>>341783962
trying this hard
FFXIV is fun but repetitive. Leave the dog alone!
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Kirby Planet Robobot is an extremely fun game with great levels and based over the top bosses. Every game mode is loads of fun. Give it a play.
>>341782006
Man, I forced my girlfriend to get rid of her cat, while we were living in her house, because my dog and I hated it but even I didn't want to kill the thing.
JUST PLAYED DRIFT STAGE CUZ SOME ANON SHARED IT
IT WAS FUN BUT THERE'S NOT A LOT OF CON-BLAM
Ys 2
Simple, fun gameplay, standard story, fantastic music.
>>341784506
how was i trying hard?
I actually reviewed it in ten seconds you fag
HALO WARS 2
HARD TO GET INTO A GAME
DROPS TO 5FPS MID BATTLE
AUDIO IS SUPER LOW QUALITY
CONTROLS ARE BAD
THANK GOD ITS COMING TO PC
Neversoft's Spider-Man for PS1
Tied with Spider-Man 2 (movie game) for best Spider-Man game ever.
Jagged Alliance 2. Just completed it
I want more like this gaem
>>341782891
Bethesda didn't make Dishonored, Arkane did.
but yeah moral system needs to go.
>>341780917
Final Fantasy XIV.
>>341780917
6 expansions.. This game is on life support.
>>341780917
STAR TREK ONLINE IS FUN BUT GRINDY
THE SUMMER EVENT ON RISA GIVES YOU ALOHA SHIRTS WITH GORN WEARING BIKINIS
NO ONE'S DOING ANYTHING IN GAME BUT WAITING FOR THE TOS EXPANSION
GOOD JOB EVERYONE. THE DOG GETS TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY.
JUST REMEMBER, EVERY TIME YOU DON'T ENJOY A VIDEO-GAME, ANOTHER DOG DIES.
>>341780917
Silent Hill Homecoming
It's tedious and boring. Plot holes forming like swiss cheese. I regret giving it a chance.
>>341786024I didn't enjoy Witcher 3
>>341780917
hotline miami is good but short.
It makes me want to shoot up a gay bar or something
Mirrors Edge 2
Its still fun if you liked the first one, but it doesnt beat the first
Skyrim
shit game
the Dragonborn is kinda cool but it makes me want to play Morrowing
also i'm mad because i need to complete several quests of the main gane to access the DLC's main quest
>Metal gear rising
it's fast and fun but on the lower difficulties the game feels to much like a button masher
7/10
I'm playing Waifu Emblem Conquest. The main characters manner of speaking doesn't fit the setting and it's pretty weird. Levels are tough to beat in Classic mode. Nice waifu potential
7/10
>>341780917
>diablo 2
it's alright
>>341780917
Warcraft III is fucking magical
YGOpro is like the real thing except I don't have to be fucked over by Konami's prices, 10/10
Rapping dogs out of ten
FIRE EMBLEM FATES CONQUEST, IT'S HARD AS FUCK BUT FUN
>>341782764
Bullshit, stress hormones make meat taste worse.
Immunity cat protects me and by extension the dog. Ur an faget
>>341780917
Ori and the blind forest 10/10
CSGO is alright shit community thou
>>341780917
>Devil May Cry
It's fucking amazing, maybe one of the best games ever, great atmosphere and farly deep combat, though it's old and takes some getting used too.
Overwatch.
It's fun, I guess. 7/10
>>341780917
Pokemon Ruby
8/10
Great Soundtrack and Gameplay. But, it's very hard to replay after the greatly enhanced Emerald version.
Rhythm Heaven Megamix
Well the Sumo Bros. minigame is pretty fucking great
Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon is a neat game, not aas good as sky, but still neat.The mew part at the end was kind of shitty and seemed forced though, in an attemt to make the game as feel worthy as sky
Tree of Savior
It's crack cocaine levels of addicting, meaningless andharmful in every way imaginable
>>341780917
Grindy but kinda fun because space ninjas.
Duelyst.
A Hearthstone clone with better gameplay, less randomness and more depth.
csgo comp bans suck dick
Fuck shit fuck i forgot what my last played game is. Perhaps arma 3? Milsim tacticool/10
>>341780917
Project Mirai: DX would be the best game in the Vocaloid series if it were on vita instead. And if it had extreme difficulty on all songs.
Kirby Robobot. It's fun in short bursts but the level design is fucking awful and the game is incredibly short.
MK Returns would be so much better if the levels were actually well designed.
overwatch
polish 10/10
fun 10/10
gameplay 9/10
balance 7/10 after latest patch
solo queue playability 0/10
potential for ranked 10/10
>>341780917
>Jump Ultimate stars
Deck Building is cool
Actual fightan mechanics are shit
It took us hundreds of years to finally make Soccer interesting. All it took was making cars into the players.
Soccer is still shit though, Car Soccer is the way of the future and I hope it replaces regular soccer worldwide.
8/10
Witcher 3 is good dont shoto dog
>>341780917
Fallout 4's primary crime was that it failed to be Fallout 3. Unable to capitalise on the hype generated at E3 it will always, perhaps unfairly, be seen as a poor sequel in the series. Obsidian, if ever we needed you its now.
Fire emblem conquest
7/10
Gameplay is absolutelt solid, story is shit and most characters are shit. I wish they wouldve taken Awakening characters and story and meld it with conquest gameplay
>>341780917
THE ORDER 1886, IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE I KNEW IT WAS SHIT BUT THOUGHT I COULDN'T GO WRONG FOR $5, I WAS SADLY MISTAKEN
>>341780917
WWE2K16 Fun as fuck gameplay with a steep as shit learning curve, lots of customization, deep career but with laugable 'dialogue' and animations for anything not wrestling moves. finiky controls, can't use menu music as entrance music and it doesnt play in matches, wtf is it even in the game for?
DOOM 4
It's alright and you shoot demons and if you play on less than ultra violence you're a fucking retard
rip and tear/10
>>341780917
Bloodborne
>10/10 gameplay
>10/10 bosses
>10/10 atmosphere
>>341780917
I THINK IT WAS DARKEST DUNGEON
GREAT ATMOSPHERE BUT THE RNG CAN GET FUCKING SILLY
>>341783357
>That stare of a maniac mixed with a slight grin
Red Orchestra 2
is a game where you recreate famous
well I guess most of them aren't famous
where you recreate battles fought between the nazis and the soviets. it is a good game. it's graphics and sound design enforce a feeling of actually being there, to a degree that is frankly unparallelled in MP FPSs. it is the only MP FPS I've played where you have to play somewhat realistically- if so much as a foot sticks out while you're lying hunkered in a crater you can be sure that an enemy will pick up on it from 100+ meters away. You need to actually play like a terrified little Fritz, and it becomes easier when your friends explode into a red mist while shrieking for their mama around you. Another cool thing about the game is the smoke meta. because everything is so deadly games frequently end up with clear lines drawn, in between which are absolute killzones. to brave this expanse you need some kind of cover, and that's where the smoke grenades come in. in other FPSs smokes are usually redundant below extremely high tier play, in RO2 they become a necessary tool to reshape the battlefield to your favor. And that's cool. the arty is so and so as a mechanic, some good, some bad to it.
anyways I rate 8/10, it's a little buggy, some maps are really unbalanced and it often takes up to 10-15 minutes to find a game. Good fucking game though.
VLR
Replaying it since ZTD comes out soon. Have always enjoyed the music and story.
I literally cannot remember the last game I played, I think it was an hour of Fallout 4 at launch.
The second Ace Attorney game.
Pretty good but the third case went on for way too long and was lame. 8/10
Odin Sphere Leifthrasir(?)
Very fun, fast paced hack and slash with a lot of ability options that are easy to button map. Huge item variety with engaging alchemy system. Cheesy as fuck story that's good so long as you think of it like a play. Too easy unless on hard.
Dark Souls 1 is a satisfying, immersive game, like all the others in the series, but ultimately disappointing simply because of how overrated it is. It really does drop off in quality in the second half due to obnoxious gimmicks that are annoying as opposed to legitimately challenging, with the crystal caves and tomb of the giants being the worst offenders. Gwyn was also a REALLY bad final boss. I don't know, 7/10, I liked Demon's Souls and Bloodborne more.
>>341780917
FNV
it's good but the ending sucked
It was fun.
The Witcher 3
Pretty good, one of the best RPGs I've played, 9/10
>>341780917
System Shock.
The HUD is like a beartrap for your face, but apart from nauseating Cyberspace levels the game is pretty forgiving and works well as a less RPG-focused sci-fi Ultima Underworld.
I mean it's made by the same people who made Ultima Underworld.
Pretty wicked final level design too, coming off from SS2's lame flesh maze and retro levels the H R Giger deal was neat.
>>341780917
World of Guns: Gun Disassembly has stolen my life.
Just Cause 3, great fun but the shitty performance really hurts the game. First DLC is amazing.
>>341783357
>I think this midget bitch is cute
i seriously want tofuckmidna
Serious Sam 3
game is really slow halfway into the game
the first two levels were fucking shit
seems serious after you get the minigun that isn't the secret one
>>341780917
>GTAV
pretty boring 90% driving 5% dialogue 5% video game.
Hand of Fate
It's a great game concept that I hope will be expanded upon in the sequel. The combat is balls and the RNG at the end of the game gets downright fucking ridiculous but there isn't really any game like it and I like what it's doing,
6/10
>>341780917
Wipeout
kind of fun, but hard to control, and really lacking in sound effects
overall, it was above average
League of legends
If you team is shit (that happens often with all the 12 year olds) you have to spend 40 minutes suffering. Overall, the ASSFAGGOTS genre sucks.
League of Legends
Nautilus is a pretty cool guy
6/10
>>341780917
go ahead I don't give a fuck
>>341780917
Diablo 3 on PS4 is 100x better than DIablo 3 on PC and its fun grinding rifts while watching shit on youtube.
cs go
8/10 drops items and i can sell them
>>341780917
Thats what you think
sleep tight puppy
>>341780917
overwatch
its ok
>>341788412
I'm interested in this. Is it challenging? Say if I play on hardest difficulty, will I get my ass kicked?
World of warcraft is boring but addicting
Subnautica
Early Access done right; typical survival crafting game but underwater which makes it better. Has a surprising amount of depth to it.
enter the gungeon
pretty good but rage-inducing sometimes
Overwatch is pretty much what you'd expect, love it or hate it, it's incredibly polished and stupidlyfun
Hearts of iron 4 is a shit game for wankers.
>>341780917
Battleborn 7.5/10, pretty decent game, missing maps and more missions, i bet 99% of /v/ who hate this game are overshills jumping on the neoblizztrain, bunch of sheeps
>>341780917
Took me over 10 seconds to think of the last game I played. Sorry pupper. Sleep tight.
The Pinball Arcade 9/10
Richard Burns Rally (config'd for ps2 pad) 11/10
>>341780917
stellaris
very interesting to not challenging in 5 hours
>>341780917
""""""Game"""""", but Muv-Luv Alternative was pretty cool.
FFXIV
fashion simulator with cats
also grinding lots of grinding
9/10 I have shit taste
Dragon Quest II
It'sfun.
Overwatch is okay, though not GOTY by any means
>>341780917
Tomb Raider
It's really good but it has way too many inscripited scenes. She also falls all teh ucking time.
the first two hours of Fallout NV: OWB
if you like fun you'll like OWB. You won't love it though, because some of the writers like fun a little too much and don't know when to quit. But I mean, seriously, I got to help a brain kept alive in a gel achieve orgasm. Shit was cash. It seems like the DLC I'll like the most by far so far.
9/10 interesting story/-ies, plain ol fun writing and also story/-ies (there's a more serious part and a more ridiculous part that are both part of the main story) pretty fun enemies so far.
Ocarina of Time 3D
The updated graphics and second screen making everything flow better with minimal pauses make this the definitive version of OoT.
P-please leave the doggy alone, OP.
>>341780917
Last game I played is the new Rachet and Clank, pretty good so far. 7/10
Last game I finished was Dishonored. I look forward to the sequel. 8/10
WARFRAME IS SHIT
DON'T HURT THE DOG
>>341780917
Do it, faggot.
I got your back.
>>341780917
uncharted 4 is disappointing, but i like games that are on constant easy mode no matter the difficulty
RHYTHM HEAVEN MEGAMIX
IT'S CUTE, THE MUSIC IS NICE
IT HAS GREAT GAMES OF THE PAST TITLES, NEW GAMES ARE GREAT
>>341780917
DISGAEA IS REALLY FUN
Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward
Positives: Great visuals, fantastic soundtrack, enough content to last for hundreds of hours, and has some really cool fights.
Negatives: Not enough midcore content, limited character creator options, and crafting requires a serious time/gil sink commitment to get some meaningful worth out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsxIXhYCi5Y
Sven
fucking clusterfuck of a co-op game
FFV -
It's really fun and the Four Job Fiesta is cool.
>>341780917
the crew
shit
>>341780917
dragon quest 4 is a great game i like it and is a must play for anyone who likes traditional rpgs
>>341783778
this nigga right here
LiS is fucking excellent, can't remember the last game to depress me so much
DOOM 4
GOOD GAME
>>341780917
Ratchet and Clank for the PS4
it's streamlined over the original, and uses gameplay mechanics of the later entries of the series, if I recall correctly it leaves out Quarks training ground and the logging planet...neither were my favorites so I didn't mind losing them...still, some of the weapons, despite the upgrade system being at it's possible best in the series, just didn't feel as charming as the original.
also, if it's Gadgetron again, why the hell do I have a Combustor and not the Blaster?
It was nice that they were trying to properly link the start of the series in with the themes and terminology of the later games, the gold bolt rewards, the appearance of bolts to coins, rings, rupees and orbs was fun to play around with.
also, while there is a lot of talking in this game, at the same time, things feel a lot more filled with personality.
8/10 collecting Brains on Gaspar was fucking stupid
>>341790048
shovel.gif
>>341790486
ME AGREE
YOU COOL
Mirror's Edge Catalyst. Pretty good, way better than the original one, but a little too repetitive. Not worth full price, wait for discount.
Total war warhammer is fun, and the most stable modern CA game I've played upon release
>>341780917
>Teaching Feeling
Sylvie is super cute, she is so adorable.
I really enjoy spending time with her, she's an angel!
Also it needs more updates, can't wait for hair stylingI'm sorry
Hiw the fuck j to I get her back
I miss her so much
Destiny
got to lv 11 already bored, fuck someone suggest a good game i haven't played...
>Dota 2
Great way to make/ruin friendships, and insult Peruvians and Russians.
League of Legends
Hope you don't have a main someone else picks or you're fucked.
>>341782516
sleeper hit of the year man
great movie/game
Doom II: Hell on Earth
A few of the levels are badly designed but otherwise it's fantastic.
>>341782516
my personal GOTY from last year. Great game/movie.
Saints Row 4
Not as good as 2, but it's better than 3. Fuck the autists and 12 year olds who say otherwise.
Uncharted 4:
> best looking game out now
> gunplay feels refined and intuitive
> enemies aren't as retarded as earlier games and dont suicide rush you (as much)
> story is par for the course so far
> set pieces are flashy
> plays like an indiana jones action movie
> puzzles are interesting
> platforming is well integrated
> the world seems more alive and you can interact with more things and actually flesh things out
9/10 so far for what it is
>>341792206
I wish I wasn't at work so I could be this fucked up
>>341780917
DO IT FAGGOT
PC is more intense than RR but the multiple islands gimmick is kinda dumb
>>341780917
The Division
It is more of a social game given everything revolves around interaction with other players. You make friends killing NPCs, you make enemies shooting other people, you go back for loot to get revenge on other people.
>>341792946
THAT REVIEW IS LONGER THAN 10 SECONDS DICKSUCK
YOU JUST KILLED THE DOG.
TLOZ: Twilight Princess HD
Really fun. I loved the original TP when it came out on Wii, and the remaster only improved upon the original experience. Combat is slightly iffy when using Z-targeting, as the different sword moves are assigned to the different analog stick directions, so you end up jabbing everything instead of slashes. Overall a very fun LOZ game.
>>341792946
I forgot to add
> stealth actually works now
> its not fucking painful to get through stealth sections now
> tfw drakes life makes me feel sad
>Overwatch
Fun but poorly balanced. Many heroes are much more capable than others, high skill cap on some trivializes low skill cap heroes. 2 CP maps a shit, matchmaking prioritizes quickly finding games instead of finding balanced games and still takes 2-3 minutes. Game is too focused on ults.
No server browser, No Mods, No custom maps.
>>341781021
Totalwar warhammer is fun, but agents are annoying
>>341793183
fuck the dog
at lest my review is out there
>Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
>Greatest stealth game of all time
>perhaps the greatest game of all time, period
>>341780917
god doesn't exist
>>341793153
is it worth getting?
the whole bullet sponge thing seems kinda retarded since the whole game is supposed to focus on realism
>>341780917
Fallout 4 is amazing, but has too many random elements
>>341780917
MegaMan Legends
A lighthearted little romp with satisfying progression that can be beaten in 6 hours. Controls haven't aged well, but it can be refreshing to enjoy something lighthearted and innocent. Voice over falls into the 'bad but good' category, you'll smile during the cutscenes. 7/10.
>>341780917
Prophecy of Pendor is the best mod ever
>>341793517
>Fallout 4 is amazing
OP, kill the dog anyways, life is a cruel mistress
>>341793184
this can be alleviated by quickly letting go of the left stick before attacking, it's something I adjusted myself to get used to with my first 3D Zelda.
>>341781135
>Supernatural jewish
Di you mean the magic jew concreteâ„¢
that'll cause cancer and fungal infections in everybody if mixed incorrectly?
>Try to portray jews as the victims
Literally worse than nazis
>>341793356
yes he does, emo girlboy
>>341793517
> amazing
> forced narrative
come on now
I can't be a fucking bad guy if I'm supposed to be out searching for my son
>>341780917
Morrowind
Still the best open world RPG ever. 10/10
Virtue's Last Reward
Good music
Kickass story
Still no ZTD leak TRIGGERED
>>341780917
Alpha Protocol
It's engaging but the gameplay is pretty ass.
>>341793742
no he doesn't
>>341793720
No I meant the Jewish Iron Man armor and the magic ball
Resident evil 7 demo 5/10
I doubt there's anything more to be found
Grim Dawn
Most addictive game ever
Great build variety
Great difficulty
Great lore and art
Shit pvp
Too much different dmg type
>>341794005
That isn't a review of a video game.
You just killed a dog.
>filename related
Warcraft 3 is pretty funny, probably dark elfs are underpowered, story is fine but every Chaotic good turns in a Evil monster, no exceptions.
>>341793956
I honestly wish I could have gotten into that game
I love the premise of a spy rpg but the graphics were subpar (by the time I got it) and the gameplay was painful to grind through. I probably should have tried to play it longer