nintendo
>you are a children at heart!!, you can still enjoy a world of colorfull joy and fun, the same happyness fantasy world
sony
>you are an adult, and you have to deal with the things that you care about, like politics, romance, sex, and being hip
microsoft
>you like sports, technology and shit. go grab a beer and waste the weekend
who is in the wrong here? or better.... who is right?!
i dont know ramon im not good when it comes to maths ;P
>>341768914
>caring about politics, romance and being hip
>caring about sports, shit and beer
>>341769149
>not caring about beer
hurr look at me im an enlightened xckd reader lololo
>Politics
Everyone is shit so I don't care about it
>>341768914
Is this the cringe thread?
>>341768914
>a children
>colorfull
>happyness
Assuming this isn't bait, you really need to work on your spelling and grammar.
What if I own every console
>>341769362
Aw hell no, all alcohol (except a few brands of vodka before sex) just tastes like fucking shit, that's all.
>>341768914
Shouldn't you be at school, timmy?
>>341769502
>thinks beer tastes bad
Seems like you literally have shit tastes.
>>341769480
Pretend you only own one so you can fit in with the rest of the shitposters.
nothing Sony does is adult outside of subject matter. It's essentially adult topics spoken about by children.
>>341769502
>not sporting a beer belly
>>341768914
Ironically anything Media Molecule makes is more colorful than any Nintendo games
>>341768914
Are we talking about E3 specifically? Because to me it felt more like
Sony and Microsoft
>Here's a bunch of scripted shit, and now we're going to stand here and demand you take us seriously, exactly the way a pretentious 16 year old would
Nintendo
>Here's fucking Zelda. Here's all the Zelda. Here's literally hours and hours and hours of Zelda. We're not even going to put a man onstage, because this game literally sells itself.
>>341769362
Alcoholic products are for degenerates. Give me a glass of water and a salad.
>>341769683
None of the popular brands from Scandinavia that I've tried have been anywhere near drinkable, so that's just what I've gathered famalam.
It's undescribably disgusting to drink it; I'd rather chug a gallon of sweat than drink a can of beer.
>>341768914
more like a virgin at heart!!
>>341768914
no one, but i prefer playing just games so, nintendo and xbox for me
>>341769480
If you don't have a gaming PC you can still shitpost about those who have one.
>>341769502
no, anon, there are 2(two) acceptable drinks: single malt and a beer every once in a while
>>341769890
Alcohol in moderation is not degenerate. Smoking tobacco in moderation is not degenerate.
>>341769890
Oh here we are again with the gamer fuel faggots
>HURR ANYTHING BUT WATER IS EEEVILLL
fuck off niggerfaggot beer is good for your heart in moderation
>>341769890
>Give me a glass of water and a salad.
Look at this idiot who eats food that casts a shadow. Fucking gross, dude.
beer has an unpleasant chemical taste that masks most of the pleasant aromatics for drinkers who aren't conditioned to ignore it, of course the only way to condition yourself to ignore the chemical taste is by drinking more of it. At any rate, anyone who claims beer has always tasted good for them is lying.
>>341769480
there's an image for that!
>>341769890
>Give me a glass of water and a salad.
I can't even tell if this shit is bait or not anymore.
>>341770071
That's why you eat it at high noon, duh.
>>341769963
>Scandinavia
Well that might be your problem, try to find some german beer, might change your mind.
>>341768914
I think you got Sony and Microsoft swapped, brah. Sony is the one paying for exclusive rights to publish MLB games. Microsoft doesn't make any sports games whatsoever, unless you count Forza, which just cancels out with Gran Turismo anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-dYV3oA3YA
>>341769890
Water used to kill you at one point.
>>341769746
Why would you want cirrhosis?
nintendo
>plays vidya
sony
>plays vidya
microsoft
>plays vidya
pc
>plays vidya
/v/
>tries to come up with analogies that will support platform wars so they can bash and oppose whichever they don't own and can't play it's games
>>341770486
I think I actually prefer death over kidney stones
>adult
>being hip
pffhaha o my child.
>>341768914
I'll go for Microsoft, politics and cutesy bullshit can suck my dick.
>>341770486
100% of school shooters drank water
wake up america
>>341769362
Beer is full of estrogen
>>341768914
>who is right?!
He who doesn't give a fuck and just plays what he wants.
>>341768914
That looks like a good PB&J
I'd eat it
>>341769362
>implying beer won't kill my gainz
fucking nogainz faggots
>>341769785
Not really, their shit is colourful but not any more so than Nintendo's stuff.Plus nintendo's games are actually good.
>>341770150
Yeah, gotta hate that chemical taste. Oh wait, all taste is from chemicals, you fucking idiot.
>>341769890
Not this again.
>>341768914
Thanks OP I'm going to go make one right now.
How do you deal with your alcoholism, /v/? I've convinced myself only to drink on weekends. It's going alright, but goddamn the weekdays get rough.
>>341770224
I don't think Sharia bloody allows it
>>341772167
He means toxin.
Because alcohol is a toxin to the human body and evolved to recognize the presence of it in nature (IE way over-ripened fruit).
>>341769362
>non drinkers are straight edge faggots!
>I drink because any other substance would kill me!
Is this how people act if you don't drink? Do something hard fag or gtfo.
>>341770150
Sort of true. I used to really like the taste of beer as a kid(Obviously never got to drink more than a taste) and as I grew up, it started tasting bad, then later on I've acquired a taste for it and love it.
>>341769362
>being this wrong about xkcd
>>341772167
you know exactly what I mean you pedantic fucker.
>>341770392
MLB The Show is a good series tho.
>>341770027
Anything in moderation is not degenerate. Minus meth and coke.
I have a sudden craving for a PB&J
>>341772449
not be a faggot and use coping mechanisms to get through your pathetic life.
Why can't you like all of those things?
Playing one console is like listening to one genre or eating one food. Variety is the spice of life.
>>341772862
alcohol is a coping mechanism
>Liking colors or fun things makes you a child at heart
>Games like horizon, the last guardian, kojimas wild ride, etc. ar eabout politics, romance, and sex
two of these smell strawman
>>341772914
yeah thats what i said. you get through alcoholism by not being a faggot and using coping mechanism. i.e using coping mechanisms is part of being a faggot.
>>341772449
How do people become alcoholics? How can you get addicted or find fun in something that makes you slowly lose control with every drink. Why not just pop pain killers once in a while. Atleast you feel good on the pills
>>341773094
Getting drunk is comfortable and it makes you forget about your troubles. Everything that was fun before gets a whole lot funnier when you're drunk. Sadly, everything that was once fun isn't fun anymore without it.
It's easy to get(legal and fairly cheap) and tastes good. It's a good drug.
>>341770896
Platform wars shitposts are more fun than most videogames released today.
>>341773093
I don't think you're over 18
>>341773313
You know what else tastes good? antifreeze
>>341773042
>kojimas wild ride, etc. ar eabout politics, romance, and sex
Well yeah.
>>341772449
Do you have some chronic debilitating issue? Military wounds/flashbacks? Find something different to drink.
Stop forcing yourself to believe alcohol is "acceptable". It's a crutch.
>>341773313
Pills do exactly the same thing. The only difference is this, you're forced to take pills in moderation because you know if you go overboard you're fucked.
Alcohol is just a slow road down Addiction Lane and the biggest problem to recover from it is that alcohol is everywhere and in almost everyone's hands. Atleast pills you won't feel any pressure until you walk into a pharmacy or a hospital
>>341773434
Ok?
>>341773313
>alcohol is a depressant
>it makes you feel good brah
ok lol
>>341772862
Everyone uses coping mechanisms.
Alcohol is a narcotic by definition, but not legality.
>>341773742
Most people dont use coping mechanisms that slowly ruin their lives.
>>341773663
You must be new to drugs
>>341773848
Actually most people do.
>what are the seven deadly sins
>>341772449
>flirty drunk, and get super horny
>married
I have a Jager Bomb for party night energy, and that's it, because if I have to blue ball myself, my night is ruined.
>>341768914
I enjoy to play with my dog, what am I?
>>341774030
What is Christian Theology?
>>341768914
OP here
i think many people are missing the point of my post
the quotes are what the brands are selling you
nintendo is selling that you could be a kid again
sony is selling kids that they are mature adults
and microsoft is selling tech
>>341774076
I get incredibly horny when hungover. It's a pain in the ass, but it at least gives you a motivator for getting out of bed to fap.
>>341774282
You don't even know the difference between Catholic and Christian.
Also seven deadly sins predates Jesus and heavily borrows from various pagan ideologies.
>>341769362
>heh........... straight edge fags are just sheeple...................
Do alcoholics know that they sound 100 times more obnoxious than a straight edge person bragging about being straight edge?
>>341773663
>Depressant means it makes you sad
No, it depresses (IE SLOW) your central nervous system you big idiot. This actually feels quite enjoyable!
t. /sci/
>>341774664
Can't say I've ever been hungover. 13 mixed shots one time, 750mL of straight Vodka another, I wasn't 100% the next morning but I was work-ready.
Man, those 13 shots put me on the floor. Didn't throw up though. Moving wasn't fun, that was fun.
>>341772862
/v/ is a coping mechanism
>>341769362
It's not that I hate beer. Simply don't need an addiction
>>341768914
>sony
>you are an adult, and you have to deal with the things that you care about, like politics, romance, sex, and being hip
This thread is brought to you by Sonygger
>>341769480
You kill yourself for wasting all that money.
>>341768914
that's a sexy-ass sandwich, I'm hungry now
>>341775727
What, for not having real friends? Or trying to deal with the shittiness of life by being angry at others?Because that's 100% true.
>>341771509
Is it? Like with soy?
If this is true I'm replacing beer with wine I dont want my manboobs to get bigger, I'll end up looking like I'm trans.
>>341768914
nintendo has never made me feel anything to that effect, even when I was young
sony has never made me feel anything to that effect
microsoft has never made me feel anything to that effect
I'm not part of their target market.
>>341771509
Good thing I rarely drink beer then.
Weihenstephaner. All are good, but I'm weird and like the Kristall.
