Holy fuck the biggest hack in history???
How hyped are you /v/?
>>341763303
>2016
>still getting hyped for games
ishygddt
>>341763303
Can't you read? It's the biggest hack OF history, not IN history. Now if you excuse me I've got to cash my cheque from ubisoft for perpetuating their meme-marketing.
>hack of history
are they hacking history itself? how does that work? wouldnt that just be assassins creed?
>Biggest hack in history
Describes Ubisoft very well, they are worthless hacks.
>>341763532
Oh my God, we're going to hack time itself!
>>341763303
>black teenagers potrayed as criminals
>prison jumpsuit pre-order DLC
Holy fuck this game is gold
>>341763532
That's what I thought. Same universe, anyway.
>>341763776
its in san francisco so im sure hes gay as well
>>341763717
>>341763527
>>341763532
the original text before they edited it was
"the biggest hack of the history"
I can't believe they still fucked it up on try 2. Does Ubisoft even care anymore?
Why would anyone want to play a game about murdering Hideo Kojima though?
>>341763303
>Game solely marketed towards teenagers
Hope it fucking bombs
Is it just me or is it a thing to describe every black in media with adjectives like brilliant or young right now? I swear I see it every single time a basketball american shows up.
>>341763532
Kevin Mitnick would like to have a word
>>341763939
they played mgsv
>>341764286
Exactly, we already had that.
>>341763878
Is he also Muslim?
>>341763303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3CKgkyc7Qo
>The final mission in the game is to rig the election so Donald Drumpf loses
>>341763303
Got the original image where it says "biggest hack in the history"
>>341764803
the history of what?
>>341764423
>muslim
>gay
lad
>>341764843
The history of history obviously.
>>341764843
it just stopped at that
>>341764939
It's 2016.
He was also a registered Democrat.
>>341764703
>implying that needs rigging
>>341764843
We don't know. Before they changed it that's all it said
"Execute the biggest hack in the history"
>>341764939
its a liberals wet dream
>>341764939
Stop being a bigot.
>>341763303
Isn't this literally the plot of Hackers?
No rollerblades no buy.
>>341763303
>Trying to meme this hard so it can go viral
Ok retards keep fallingfor our easy viral marketing trick ;)
>yfw Ubisoft made a game where you play a terrorist
>but its ok because you fight Not-Donald Trump
>terrorism is literally ok so long as it supports things I like
this tells you how ass backwards leftists think
>>341765636
But it's true though.
>>341765272
triggered?
>>341764939
>tfw no video games in this thread
>>341765735
>Joke
>Your head
>Marcus, we truly are the watch dogs to the world
Really?
>>341766546
what video is the image from?
>>341766738
It might be hair cake I'm not 100% sure though
>>341763303
Fuck off marketer.
>>341766546
Beats something like "We wuz watch dogs too, nigga!"
>writing in every history-related wikipedia article 'we wuz kangz'
Puzzle solved.
>>341765891
>bisexual muslim trans niggress
>>341763303
Why would I go against the god emperor?
>>341763303
The developers are the biggest hacks of history?I remember finding a screenshot from the first game showing off a mlp keychain hidden in some cars. Supposedly a dev came to /mlp/ to deside what shape it should be.
![[Highnoon intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/gdwo9aj.gif "[Highnoon intensifies].gif")
>>341763303
>Ubisoft
Retards will keep getting hyped for this awful company's game.
>>341768037
They know how to market and that's what matters. It's all about PR magic.
>>341763303
>Wan birrion hacks
>>341768037
>this awful company's game.
>while posting an image referring to a game from the most awful company
is this a ruse
>>341768685
>Blizzard as terrible as Ubisoft
Blizzard are shit heads but you're out of your mind if you think Ubisoft is any better. You might actually be a Ubisoft shill.
>>341769143
i don't personally play ubisoft games so i don't know what's so fucking terrible about them, sure all their games seem to be the same open world shit but some people like that
>>341769425
>I don't personally play ubisoft games
Then stop talking because you're so wrong about how awful of a company Ubisoft is.
>>341769616
then explain how it is so bad fucknut
>>341769757
downgrades out the ass ie e3 never looks correct. Buggy filled games that will most likely never get fixed unless they want to release a dlc. A cheater filled game that will never get fixed because they don't care and want to work on other games. Reskin games for $60 I can literally go on. Tell me what Blizzard has done that is half as awful as that maybe you should learn something about the company you're comparing someone too retard.
>>341770092
you keep saying "game" yet never name the actual games in question. do that and you might have an actual point
>Execute the biggest hack in history?
So your objective is the assassinate Todd Howard?
>>341770257
$60 reskin Farcry
$60 game that got abandoned that is filled with cheaters Division
Downgraded as fuck games any helped E3 game they've shown
Do you even play video games? Don't tell me you're a pirate fag with a low end pc who has no idea what he's talking about.
>>341765891
>implying someone would approach that abomination
>Execute the biggest hack of history
Destroying the economy?
Set off all the weapons in Earth?
Forcing the Human Instrumentallity project to start?
What a fucking shit game
>>341763303
It's all good man. Imma have ti hack into their database and leave a sniffer so I can find a backdoor into their modem and display their ip, which should give me access control to their mainframe
Watchdogs 2 leaked ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKohD_RLnFw&feature=youtu.be&t=13s
Literally Bernie Sanders: The Game
And much like Bernie Sanders it'll perform like shit and completely bomb, and some Ubisoft shitter will blame Activision for sabotaging them.
GUYS. YOU'RE WRONG.
IT'S NOT THE "Biggest hack 'IN' history." IT'S "The biggest hack 'OF' history!"
YOU'LL HACK HISTORY ITSELF AND REWRITE IT TO WHERE DONALD TRUMP DOESN'T EXIST.
THE SMARTEST GAME EVER.
>>341771520
And Ubisoft's the biggest hack in the industry.
>>341771520
So they're ripping of the Chrononauts card game?
>>341771369
and much like Bernie Sanders it'll only by liked by people who can't play it (vote)
>>341763303
they're gonna hack kojima in two
>>341772051
>tfw the only game thats coming out that features the East Bay is fucking watch dogs 2
this is suffering
>>341772051
is this suppose to be a really poor version of donald?
>>341772489
yes, he's the main antagonist
in the gameplay shown at E3 the bright young male hacker breaks into an office of his campaign staff and uncovers that he's rigging the election in his favor
>>341772574
just like the real drumpf
>>341772792
>tfw no alternate path where you become a double agent and bring down DEDSEC from the inside while helping Thruss win the election
BUILD FIREWALL NOW
>>341772574
lel is he also rigging all the polls in his favour?
>>341765559
>you will never go rollerskating with a young angelina jolie
