uhh
>>341759006
Makes sense to me.
what did he mean by this?
>>341759006
the absolute mad man
really makes you think
English is hard.
>not biting the umbilical cord off
fucking japanese queers
What about a STICK attached to a CORD?
>>341759006
So I guess it's fictional technology in the game and not Kojima being really weird
>>341759006
>the first tool that human being invented was STICK but you get disconnected your umbilical CORD when you are born
What did he mean by this?
How does Eyes exist if mirrror aren't real?
>stick
>invented
uh
Didn't think of it like that before.
I'm so sick of this faggot.
He's a terrible terrible writer. Probably the worst in the industry
>connect to random person playing (the "umbilical cord"
>beat them to death with a stick
How does he innovate like this????
huh.......................................makes u think...........................woah.............
really makes you think...........................
>>341759405
Yep, he's right.
Before it's just a piece of a tree.
>>341759545
don't blame him blame his japanese genetics
>>341759405
By that logic, nothing has ever been invented.
http://www.thewordfinder.com/scrabble.php
Die stagnant
Stat ending
>>341759006
How can he work efficiently with other people in Hollywood? Does he hire interpreter?
>>341759671
my dogs find a fallen stick and chew on it
did they invent the stick?
This is why he was fired, konami did nothing wrong
>>341759218
Fishing Rod?!?
It can't be...!
>broken man
>lets make footsteps everywhere
>add a fetus
>remove it
>more weird shit about dead fish
>post messages in broken english
OMG KOJIMA DID IT AGAIN GOTY
He's referencing a book that influenced him, something about the stick and the rope
The stick being the symbol for any mechanic used to push away either as a tool or by fighting, and the rope being used to pull things closer. He wants to see how his players use both, particularly how the rope he implements will be used and what the players choose to keep close
how do u invent a stick isn't it just something u find on the ground?
>>341759218
>>341759971
FUCKING FISH CONFIRMED BOYS
You cannot grasp the true English of Kojima's tweet.
>>341759006
nice engrish.
>>341760014
were you frustrated by lit class in high school, assuming you went?
>>341760178
>>341759971
My god...
The game is about what happens when we fish too much! That's why there's dead fish on the beach! KOJIMA YOU GENIUS
>>341759931
without humans, there would be no dogs
humans invented dogs, dogs can't invent anything
i mean wolves don't play with sticks
and animals use tools all the time
but without man there would be no dogs out in the wild entertaining themselves with sticks
>stick
>cord
Yeah, but where's the box? Ain't a trap without the box.
wew so deep
such meaning of life
>>341759218
Game over.
>>341759931
I would say your dog is herbivore.
He doesn't use as a stick, just as food
>>341759218
...Whip?
>>341759931
Congratulations, your dog is smarter than you.
>>341759251
>>341759251
Make it so it says a hideo kojima movie
whoa... so this... is the power of...
>>341760901
go back to praising zelda, ok?
>>341759698
>who is Kawabata, Mishima, Abe, Oe, Dazai, ect.
>>341759006
Its from a poem.
>>341760178
daumn
>>341760971
all horrible """""writers"""""
your shitty meme list only lacks murakami
>>341760971
None of them can against Kojima though.
>>341760960
don't insult zelda ok they have fire physics on par with far cry 2, the future is here
>>341759006
Wait a second I think I may have found something else.
If you only take the letters that has the cord dropping down you get:
EAT
STING
???
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
>>341759006
>pick up a branch off the ground
>WE INVENTED STICK
Kojima is such a hack
>>341761594
>>341761594
Stick wins everytime
>>341760178
who is this semen precipitator?
>>341761501
Eat and Sting?
>>341759727
are you retarded? you can find a stick any where in nature. even animals can use sticks
you discover a stick and its uses, not invent it
you don't discover a fucking car or a computer, you invent those
jesus christ these kojima threads attract the most retarded anons
>>341760178
God damn BRs, they've got the booty
OK GUYS HELP ME NOW
THIS IS WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR NOW:
STICK
METAL GEAR
CORD
NAKED
NORMAN REEDUS
CRABS
NOW, WHAT WE OBTAIN IF WE FUSE EVERYTHING?
>>341760178
>measuring atmosphere pressure in megabytes
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>341759251
kek
>>341762197
MARIO PARTY 11 a Hideo Kojima game
>>341762197
Naked = porn
Liru project came just before E3
4chan killed Seismic's crab
>tease my crab
>trailer is a teaser
>>341759251
Norman Reedus and the funky Fetus 2
Fix it!
>>341759006
"...the first tool mankind created is a stick."
"...the stick is the first tool that mankind created to put distance between himself and bad things — to protect himself. The second tool mankind created is a rope. A rope is a tool used to secure things that are important to you."
>>341762789
R.I.P. Seismic's crab ;_;
>>341760971
Yes, who are they?
>>341763156
It's been a full year anon
F
>>341763062
what is this nip huffing?
>>341762016
She's Mexican, m8.
>>341762006
We invented the use of the stick as a tool. So we constructed the meaning of the stick. So we constructed the stick. Before it's just a piece of wood lying on the ground. Now it's a slingshot that I can use to knock you off your basement dwelling troglodyte ass you fucking mouthbreather.
Kojima explained in an interview how the first tool invented by man was a stick to fight off things he didn't like, and the second tool was a cord to hold things he needed
he said action games only ever use the stick in order to fight and kill things, so in his game he wants the player to also use a tool like a cord for unique gameplay mechanics
>>341763673
so you invented a slingshot, not the stick just like I said: you invent the uses, not the stick
I know basic logic is so hard for you when you're seething in your own stupidity but try it some time