ITT: "I am such a nerd lol!" games
Delete this thread immediately or suffer the consequences
Skyrim is the go-to game for "gaymers"
>>341717791
The first one also qualifies.
>>341718474
>monopoly
whatever the flavor of the month game is
Dwarf Fortress
Minecraft, League of Legends, World of Warcraft and basically any western PC game.
>>341719721
>Dwarf Fortress
Not even close
>>341719838
>League of Legends, World of Warcraft
I'd say MOBAs and MMOs in general.
>>341716459
All Pokemon games. People who don't play them don't shut up about "I used to play Pokemon, I'm such a nerd lol"
>>341719838
>muh western
>muh japanese
>muh j- prefix
>muh dual audio
fuck off weeaboo
>>341720404
Nigga what
>>341718474
>I'm a REAL gamer
>plays Monopoly, Call of Duty, and Zelda
Is it weird that I find this cute? Would impregnate
>>341718474
>whalen
>>341718474
>Monopoly
That's fucking hardcore.
>>341716459
>>341722471
what game
>>341722471
This is painful to watch
Why would someone play this game without running
>>341722471
>indiegame with """"""""""retro"""""""""" graphics
When will this meme end?
>>341722471
Why is this game's artstyle so timeless? God damn.
>>341722593
it's called mario twins
>>341722786
they look the same
>>341722586
Where is this from?
>>341717027
Skyrim is the other way around. People putting countless of hours trying to mod the game into their version of perfection is kind of nerdy.
>>341722471
>>341722649
>that guy who never runs in platformers
>>341722471
Triggered hard.
>>341722885
It's more because the game is shallow, mediocre in basically every aspect and incredibly overrated. It only sold well because of hype, and everyone who claims to love it usually can't justify it or just haven't played that many games to compare it to.
>>341722814
I would say to them "You want ice cream cone?", both of them say yes.15 years
ITT: Literal, actual, unironic hipsters
>>341723119
is this what getting old feels like?
>>341722471
this fucking triggers me so hard for some fucking reason
>>341723125
>t.gamer gril
>>341722649
smb is significantly easier without needless running
>>341723324
It's only going to happen with more and more things. Tankmen is already 10 years old, for instance.
>>341723486
Yes, but strategic running is what makes the game fun in the first place
Plus it's fucking 1-1 you could run and randomly jump your way through this level
>>341723027
I'm not sure if it's so much about what game it is as it is about what the gamer makes of the game. Take those Zelda 64 speedrunners who jumps on the right pixel to save 2 seconds.
I call bullox on this thread. OP is a sharlatan, a troll, a psychopath and a mischievous prankster.
Mega Man 2
>>341723486
I disagree, the enemy placement is the same every time you play, so its easier to run through and memorize.
>>341722786
It's actually called Super irmãos.
>>341722471
>See this for the first time
>Notice the amount of replies it gets
>Start laughing when the player walks past the fire flower
>>341723747
I hardly hear people mention this game
>>341722824
YU NO
Great VN
>>341723912
Does it have nude scenes?
>>341718474
>monopoly
any games I don't like
>>341718474
Step aside peasants, Monopoly master race coming through
This board sucks.
>such a nerd starter pack
Game of Thrones
Avatar/Korra
Superhero movies
Witcher 3
Evangelion
Pokemon
Skyrim
Game of Thrones
Big Bang Theory
Doctor Who
DOTA/LOL
WOW
overwatch
>>341722586
That's pretty much the extreme opposite of what this thread is asking for.
>>341723912
>YU NO
No, I don't know.
>>341724558
Add in Zelda and it's a pretty good list.
>>341724558
You forgot Dark Souls the hardest game EVAR I die all the time
>>341723704
>PHANTOM SYSTEM
Venom Nes?
>>341724660
>>341724676
Zelda, Dark Souls, and Minecraft will be appended
>>341724749
More like Liquid Ocenes but yes.
>>341722471
Wasn't this being played by a computer?
>>341723689
What ifthis is their first time playing?
>>341724430
> BREAKING NEWS!!!
>>341725189
Computer is still a casual normalfag sperg
>>341725405
>says the guy sperging out
>>341724558
... but I like Doctor Who
>>341725853
fucking nerd
>>341724558
Of these anime, which would be the biggest nerd starter pack?
Evangelion
Akira
Ghost in the Shell
I'd toss in Ghibli but that's too normie to be used by """"nerds"""".
>>341726404
>I'd toss in Ghibli but that's too normie to be used by """"nerds"""".
Ghibli is absolutely more nerd starter pack tier than your actual suggestions.
>>341726709
Is it? I can't imagine anyone trying to prove their nerd cred by bringing up Totoro or Spirited Away or Princess Mononoke.
>>341726404
>>341726709
>>341727337
OPM, SNK or KLK
>all these youtuber cunts with fucking Zelda Triforce tattoos
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8FTTnaIVpk
>>341727558
SAO
>>341727645
JBA
>>341726404
Probably Madoka??
>>341727752
Good point. Maybe Death Note?
>>341727558
Does KLK count? Would TTGL count too then?
>>341722471
Not running in Mario will never not set me off
>>341718474
Monopoly is pretty hardcore to be fair, mario party tier friendship destroyer
>>341724558
I would say Adventure Time, but I think that's irrelevant these days.
Breaking Bad
Supernatural
>>341726404
You got it backwards buddy, literally most weebs haven't seen any of those. This is a better list:
dbz, bleach, and half of naruto, none in their entirety
>>341726404
>talking to a mate's mate about vidya
>they bring up anime
>oh fuck here we go
>they ask what I watch and I reveal my shitty "I like romcoms and moe" powerlevel
>They talk about how a true anime fan should watch Berserk
Had myself a good chuckle
>>341723963
Yes, quite a lot
It also has a really good plot and plot twist and is kind of an adventure game
are we all just posting good games or
>>341728158
boo! You suck!
>>341728083
Again, would those be used to represent nerd cred? Wouldn't people who are trying to show "I'm such a nerd lol" actively avoid bringing up DBZ or Naruto?
>>341728158
>sentences separated with line breaks
This is the true face of evil.
>>341724558
>>341726404
the normie tier weebs don't watch those. They watch like >>341728083 said ontop of shit like SnK, SAO, etc.
>>341728158
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>341728158
It doesnt stop too
>>341728345
This is people pretending to be nerds to normies, not pretending to be patrician to /a/ or /v/
>>341728345
Not that anon, but from experience, people I know tend to bring up Naruto and quickly shit on DBZ to make up for it.
>>341728385
see
this is what i am talking about
u and ur sexism
U NEED TO GO
OR CORRECT URSELF
>>341724558
>Overwatch
>That one game with the fat skeleton gay boy
>Image Macros
>Fallout 4
>Outer Space facts
>Frogmemes
>PC gaming
Real men crusade for the glory of God
DOTA 2, LOL, Overwatch, Zelda games, Portal, Planescape Torment, WoW, Final Fantasy series are the basic ones
Basically any MOBA or MMO qualifies
>>341716459
That's not Majora's Mask dummy.
>>341728385
good one mate. haven't seen that one in a while
>>341723119
How in the hell!?
>>341728385
Sometimes old pasta can be great pasta.
>>341728385
A true classic
>>341724558
>Evangelion
'no'
Switch that with Ghibli. Eva is tier 2 entry-level, alongside things like Cowboy Bebop. Nothing people will claim to like for free geekpoints.
Everything else is spot on, however.
>>341728385
I can't unhear URRM DURRM while reading this.
>>341722586
Thanks for that anon. I'm going to spend the next month playing PC-98 VNs again now. I can already hear the music.
>>341730056
Why do PC-98 VNs appeal so much to me in ways other VNs don't?
>>341730325
Because 2D girls from the 80s and 90s look more attractive than from nowadays.
>>341728158
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>341728630
>Planescape Torment
I was under the impression that 'le epic gamers' wouldn't have the patience to play most older CRPGs.
Maybe I just haven't talked to enough of them.
>>341730056
Have fun since there's only like 2 actually translated provided you are an EOP
>>341728630
>Planescape Torment
Shouldn't be there, I'd replace it with an Elder Scrolls game or Fallout 3/4
>>341731162
good game
>>341728110
>watch Berserk
What, just 1 anime?
ITT: "I am such a hipster lol!" games
>>341726404
Those are all grandpa anime now. New kids watch Attack on Titan, Naruto, Bleach, Kill la Kill.
>>341733502
>New kids watch
>Naruto
>Bleach
Those shows are over a decade old and more.
>>341718474
>Angry Birds
>Monopoly
Fucking wut
>>341716572
Replace CoD with Battlefield.
>>341719838
WoW is legit autism though.
>>341733348
But that's the best Zelda. ;_;
>>341733221
>watching the anime
>not reading the manga
How to spot a pleb
>>341733221
They talked about the usual stuff, Naruto, Angel Beats, random golden age obscure ecchi show they swear they watched for the plot (I don't remember the title) but kept trying to drill into my head that I should watch Berserk. Not read it, watch the shitty series that came out yonks ago.
>>341728110
>WATCH Berserk
If i had watched berserk i wouldn't have this
>>341734910
But I did read the manga.
What made your retarded ass assume I didn't?
>>341735097
Who are you? I wasn't talking about you anon, unless you're pretending to be that person. He said "magna", I don't think he's read Berserk.
>>341733348
Zelda 2 would be more fitting.
But since you're apparently a triggered OoTfag you feel the need to shit on the objectively superior game.
>>341735059
How did the anime go? Did they actually show the Eclipse?
>>341717791
fucking portal fans ruined the half-life community. I hate that 52 year old bitch on steam forums.
>>341735219
I'm saying that ALL zeldas either appeal to SUCH A NERD or SUCH A HIPSTER groups, my triggered LttP fanboy
Don't you have some cafe latte to order at starbucks?
>>341735291
>I hate that 52 year old bitch on steam forums.
what
Agreed, literally a game series gamer girlz pretend to play so they can attract guys.
Still one of my favorite games.
>>341735097
whelp, meant for >>341734874
>>341735389
No, that's not accurate.
Zelda is an entry-level series that is actually pretty good. So girls play it and enjoy it, so they conclude that makes them gamers without taking a deeper interest into the hobby.
This is where the vast resistance to the "fake girl gamer" joke comes from, because from their point of view they are absolutely playing games and enjoying them, so they can't understand what sets them apart from a real enthusiast.
They don't delve into a variety of different genres and franchises on different generations of systems. Playing the latest high profile releases like pokemon, call of duty, assassin's creed etc, is all they care to do.
There's nothing wrong with that in and of itself, but if you were to suggest that's the same thing as someone who lives and breathes video games of all different kinds, of course you're going to get some backlash.
>>341733348
Not games but this counts
>>341734874
>>341736648
The anime isn't nearly as good as the comic though. You're depriving yourself of something great by watching the anime first.
>>341734731
link's awakening is superior in every way
Everything made on console and PC-post-1999 that isn't engineered by slav wizards.
>>341722786
7 grand dad
>>341736849
Theyre the same fucking thing
Internet basic bitch starter pack:
>Music: Kanye West, Pink Floyd, Animal Collective, Kendrick Lamar, Les Rallizes Denudes, Swans
>Vidya: Zelda, Witcher, Halo, Assassins Creed, TES, MGS, CoD, TF2, Fallout, BF, Overwatch
>Lit: Moby Dick, Crime and Punishment, The Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, Infinite Jest, Ulysses
>Film: Stalker, Blade Runner, The Big Lebowski, Star Wars, Disney, Dredd, Citizen Kane, EoE
Halo
>>341738316
Put Wes Anderson films with film
>>341738316
Don't forget Pulp Fiction under film
>>341723027
>he fucking admits it
So in otherwords the game is unplayable without extensive knowledge on how to use a mod organizer, sort your load order, manage patches and recquirements, install save cleaners/script cleaners so you can turn the game into a medeval simssexsimulator.
>inb4 some autist complains about the use of mod managers as if there is any reason not to other than being able to say "lol I can" even though manual installs are not difficult at all, just more time consuming with not advantages and fuckloads of disadvantages
>>341716459
Every game that you've played and I haven't.
>>341718474
>Monopoly
>Angry Birds
>Skyward Sword
>>341740487
Some people get autistic with their modding, sure, but they're a minority within the game's fanbase, especially for Skyrim. The majority of vocal Skyrim fans played it on a console, and only had Oblivion to really compare it with.
That aside, TES games are still shite no matter how much you mod them.
>>341728385
I swear it's been at least five years since I've seen the unedited pasta of this.
>>341722471
This triggers me so fucking bad
Really good video
>>341723119
They look ghaddamn much like the same person
>>341726404
Bebop
Ttgl
Space dandy
>>341723817
spyro is a good game, and fake "gaymers" dont play it
>>341726404
these are actually not it anymore becauase you kinda have to seek them out to watch
these would be level 2
anime that is on netflix or on adult swim now would be the go to 'nerd' starter
>>341734910
>random golden age obscure ecchi show they swear they watched for the plot
sounds like plastic little
>>341722471
>minimum effort applied
>doesn't go for even the easiest and most obvious side rewards
>literally how the average /v/ poster goes through life
>>341741687
Keep telling yourself that, """""gamer"""""
>>341728385
I'll have you know I was captain of my high school varsity “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people” team
>>341716459
>people didn't play OoT when it was new
Newfags pls go.
>>341742863
Im pretty sure its AI playing Mario
Soon enough AI posters will flood /v/, quality won't change
Basically everything featured in Gamercat.
>>341738316
You forgot Fight Club
>>341718474
>Monopoly
Way too hardcore for me
These fake nerds am I right?
>>341722471
Didnt get the invisible extra life
So, what kind of games would a person need to play in order to call themselves a "gamer".
>>341737000
shut the fuck up, windwaker was the best thing to come out of the series and you faggots know it
>>341722786
SCHIGGITY
SCHIGGITY
SCHWA
Every GTA game.
>>341722471
>Polygon Plays Super Mario Bros..webm
>>341723651
You might be a bit dense in the head, then.
>>341722471
>this is what's supposed to enslave us in the future
>>341724558
>no /mu/ representation
Put Dragonforce on the list.
Any "comfy" games.
Which is ironic because /v/ likes comfy games.
>>341749859
>windwaker
STOP IT
>>341738316
>Swans
>>341718474
people like this is the reason i don't say that i like zelda anymore.
since poeple started liking zelda to be "cool" and making tatoos of the triforce, making stupid fanart of female link, cosplaying characters of the franchise to the death.
when i was a kid, zelda had a niche of players, yeah, so much people liked it, but is wasn't too mainstream like it is today.
i'm ashamed of being a zelda fan, the actual fanbase of zelda hasn't played even the first zelda
>>341724558
>no dbz
>no walking dead
>no dexter
>no breaking bad
>no community
>>341755687
>>no dbz
ayo fuck you
>>341749557
>dis underage faggot avatarfags with furry pictures
Fuck off faggot
>>341723459
More like Fallout 3/4
>>341746151
>talking about _____ ____
>>341749557
Obscure jrpgs that have never been released in English.
>>341722471
>>341722649
>>341722996
>>341723359
>>341727898
>>341741261
>/v/ is so shit they would get outraged by someone playing a video game in a way they don't like
This is why girls will never like you /v/. Stay pleb.
