Overwatch patch update 416.1796
>Nerfed Genji's fedora toss
>Hanzo can no longer shoot himself as an arrow
>Buffed Roadhog's swallow to one hit ko smaller classes
>Nerfed Bastion's rockets so they now only have 12 per clip
>Added ability to Zarya so she can carry Bastion
>Added Widowmaker ability that has her throwing spiders to act as a flashbang.
>Junkrat can no longer fit under doors
>Tracer is not an artist and any who bought work she sold shall be compensated and the money will go to the original artist
>Mccree's watch now only has 12:00 on it
>Reinhardt can eat power mushrooms
>Nerfed Lucio's web slinging so it now has a cooldown
>Zenyatta can now be used to control omnics in the new mode "Overwatch vs Omnics"
>D. Va now only heals half her health from a bag of
Doritos
It's like they don't even care about balance anymore
>>341697249
nice joke OP, you almost had me goin-
>check patch notes
>it's FUCKING REAL
>>341697249
>Nerfed Genji's fedora toss
so Blizzard really does listen to the playerbase? I was sick and fucking tired of every PotG being a fedora triple kill, that shit wasn't interactive at all
>>341697710
>not countering with you hanzo arrow
Wait that's gone now. It's even more op now!
>>341697249
>Nerfed Lucio's web slinging so it now has a cooldown
well I guess that's it for me. Lucio web slinging was literally the only reason I still bothered playing this piece of shit game
it was a good ride but Blizzard just obviously stopped giving a fuck with 378.466, I'm done
>>341697249
>>Tracer is not an artist and any who bought work she sold shall be compensated and the money will go to the original artist
Seriously blizzard? What the fuck guys. It's like they hate fun.
>>341697249
>Added ability to Zarya so she can carry Bastion
About time. This frees up Reinhardt so he can stick to shielding and eating mushrooms. Carrying Bastion is the only way to make him viable.
>junkrat can no longer fit under doors
Did people actually complain about this? Why do shitters always whine until something gts patched instead of trying to play around it? Dead game.
>>341697249
>Nerfed Lucio's web slinging so it now has a cooldown
fuck off shill
>Nerfed Lucio's web slinging so it now has a cooldown
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
>D. Va now only heals half her health from a bag of Doritos
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TANK NOW?
Fucking Blizzard, only took a month for them to ruin the game
>>341700346
>implying Tracer's art wasn't OP as fuck
Sorry that you'll actually have to learn to play a balanced character now.:^)
>>341698703
>fedora toss as hanzo launches himself and catches the fedora with his head
poetry is dead
I'm laffin OP, gj
I hate how Blizzard keeps fucking with heroes, but the only new map we've gotten was Temple of Anubis II.
>>341702235
I would almost be okay with that if Temple of Anubis II wasn't just the B point from Temple of Anubis I and copypasted five times in a straight line.
>>341697249
>Reinhardt can eat power mushrooms
I get the balance change, but how the hell are they going to get around this one lore-wise? He can't eat power mushrooms with a helmet on.
>>341702490
Stonehardt is the canon armor you dunce, didn't you see the movie, Don Quiharte?
i have no idea whats going but I am laughing
>>341702430
Temple of Anubis 2 might actually be playable now that the rocket-spamming Bastions have been nerfed.
>>341703209
NAH MAN ZARYA CAN JUST CARRY THEM IN
>>341703209
They still haven't nerfed torbjorn's disco ball though. That thing is OP as fuck on Anubis II, nothing you can do about it once you start dancing and there is no way you can avoid it because of the map.
>Hanzo can no longer shoot himself as an arrow
How the fuck are they going to write their way out of this one after putting it in so many animated shorts? All 5 shorts featuring Hanzo show him using the self arrow. Hell one of the shorts is just a looping gif of him doing it for 3 minutes.
What are they going to retcon next, Reaper's jet bicycle?
>>341697249
>nerf the fedora toss
sure
>buff hog's swallow
about time
>nerf the rockets
reasonable
>NOT NERFING REAPER'S EASY AS FUCK MARIACHI COMBO
it takes him literally two tank kills to gather all the salsa meter he need to pull that off and he just shuts down the whole fucking zone. god damn it blizzard.
>>341697249
>Added Widowmaker ability that has her throwing spiders to act as a flashbang.
I really want to throw spiders with her for some reason.
>>341697249
>All these changes nobody asked for
>Soldier 76 can still communicate with animals
Fucking bullshit
>>341703774
he can keep his fucking jet bicycle just do something about how quickly he gains salsa meter
>>341702235
There was that one map that was just a giant floating model of Winston with orange textures, but they removed it the next day telling us we didn't deserve it
>>341697249
>highlander mode STILL NOT FIXED
nice game dotards
>They didn't fix Mercy's Healey Wheelie glitch
>Mei's blizzard still steals Money from people
>Havent removed the space pirate from pharah
>Winston's monkey dick attack not nerfed
I know the Healey Wheelie is supposed to be advanced but the motorcycle you get is too good. Everything else is just unacceptable.
All this stupid "balance" shit and Blizzcuck still can't fix the glitch where Mercy spawns with 48 fingers. Literal shit, cashgrab game. We should've all bought Battleborn instead.
>>341704187
If you stop letting him get tortilla chip damage, maybe his salsa meter wouldn't build so fast you fucking casual.
>Zarya's hair gel buff still debuffs her own team
Why is this even in the game
i don't know what the fuck this thread is but o im laffin
>>341705967
Just a discussion on the May 21st 2032 update of overwatch
>>341705660
>It's my fault he's getting the tortilla chip damage
>not the brain dead reinhardt who CAN'T FUCKING MOONWALK CANCEL INTO SHIELD TO SAVE HIS LIFE
>>341706438
Do you you know how hard it is to micro manage the racism meter while channeling three different spells! Moonwalking is the last thing you need to be doing as a reindhardt
>>341706902
>moonwalking is the last thing you need to be doing
>ISHYGDDT
dance canceling saves lives. mercy became full combat medic when they implimented it, and i've seen some carry a team harder than any tank because of it. learn to play
